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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I've been seeing a girl casually for a while now, usually she comes round to mine for some fun. Last night I got invited round to hers as her kids were at there dads and she had house to her self.
So I arrive and immediately get jumped on by the most insane jack russle I've ever seen, she's in a bath robe an just drags me straight upstairs, fucking dog follows.
Long story short the fucking dog was putting me off my game , so I offered to go put it in her kitchen where its bed is , an be back in five. She wanted a drink and could I bring the bottle of Pepsi from the fridge.
Minute fridge doors open the dogs going mental wanting something. So I gave it some ham from a big packet. Not much , I shut the fridge an opened kitchen door, boom its gone, the fucker bolted straight upstairs.
So I go back upstairs, pick the dog up and returned to the kitchen with it.
Getting a bit pissed off with it now , I thought I'll give it some more ham. Then bolt while its eating it. Maybe half a pack wasn't the best idea. But it worked a treat.
Had a great few hours upstairs with my friend, an left around midnight.
Got a text this afternoon asking if I fed anything to her dog?
Yeah I gave it some ham.
Next thing I'm getting screamed at down the phone as its shit all over her house, cream living room carpet, sofa, all over kitchen, landing , and worse still ,in her bed
I've never had a dog, didn't know you can't feed them pork ?
Oooops
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I didn't know either. She should have sorted her own dog out.
