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Worse meet and funniest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's been your worse meet and funniest to date. Not necessarily from fab.

For me it was a number of years ago. I was on holidays with my hubby this female kept coming onto me. She was really hot. After a few drinks we invited her back to our room. Things were starting to heat up. My hubby was playing with her tits but when he cupped them up with his hands there was an awful smell. She has some sort of crust under them. He nearly got sick.

Another night while on holidays many moons ago. My hubby and I are chatting to a lovely lady. After a while it became apparent to me she wasn't actually a lady. I assumed my husband also knew this and was just chatting. I was chatting away to another female and my husband went off. He came back a few minutes later looking rather green and said she is a he. We all had a great laugh at his expense. He was always straight so this didn't go down to well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well that went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwwe - well I found it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did she keep crusty bread under her tits again?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

My first ever meet was terrible. Drove a fair distance too. Only for the guy to end up dat in his bed crying. Moaning about some couple had borrowed some of his toys, and how much bus fare would be to get them back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why did she keep crusty bread under her tits again? "

I am assuming she wasn't washing under them as the smell was pretty awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did she keep crusty bread under her tits again?

I am assuming she wasn't washing under them as the smell was pretty awful "

Gross!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why did she keep crusty bread under her tits again?

I am assuming she wasn't washing under them as the smell was pretty awful

Gross!"

I know

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