FabSwingers.com forum: Fab married

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People moan about this site being similar to fa**book. So let's have a little fun. If you could choose someone to be 'fab married' to. Who would you choose? You can be a bigamist and choose a few.. This is fab after all! It doesn't need to be just those you are crushing on. It can be mates too.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

You op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dubious Oatcake to get a life lesson every day !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh most certainly you OP

then i can complain about you like an old husband

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Dubious Oatcake to get a life lesson every day !"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Ha ha and I thought this was going to be a thread about people who say they are married but aren't really - a different twist on "Fab straight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so many of you

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Never getting married, too many women so little time

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I have to have a think about this one..laters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha and I thought this was going to be a thread about people who say they are married but aren't really - a different twist on "Fab straight"

Get naming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you OP. Coz ya sexy enit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever makes the best tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea"

So you'll be married to yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Omg yes I’ll go with you!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Theres criteria though. You have to read the books to me before you tuck me in at night

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Wow, not sure where to start lol x hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh most certainly you OP

then i can complain about you like an old husband

I'm still waiting for you to take the bins out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Omg yes I’ll go with you!!!!! "

Can we stand and mock the fake British accents?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you OP. Coz ya sexy enit

Hahaha you have a list. I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

So you'll be married to yourself?

That divorce could get messy

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'll take that woman yesterday who was on about how us blokes are getting uglier.

You gotta wake up to

this everyday for the rest of your life.

I love a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh most certainly you OP

then i can complain about you like an old husband

I'm still waiting for you to take the bins out!

Eh. I'll do it later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you OP. Coz ya sexy enit

Hahaha you have a list. I like it!

Im done. Ive got everything covered with my 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

So you'll be married to yourself?

That divorce could get messy"

But then you could marry me. I'll read poetry to you and help you get over yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Omg yes I’ll go with you!!!!!

Can we stand and mock the fake British accents?

Of course we can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People moan about this site being similar to fa**book. So let's have a little fun. If you could choose someone to be 'fab married' to. Who would you choose? You can be a bigamist and choose a few.. This is fab after all! It doesn't need to be just those you are crushing on. It can be mates too.

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peachy mmmm naked wedding please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take that woman yesterday who was on about how us blokes are getting uglier.

You gotta wake up to

this everyday for the rest of your life.

I love a challenge"

That one made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

peachy mmmm naked wedding please

She's a sweetie! Great call!

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Hyderabad India

Ooh decisions decisions erm who ever has the biggest... erm lol heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peachy mmmm naked wedding please

She's a sweetie! Great call!

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you are lovely too mind, so many to choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Omg yes I’ll go with you!!!!!

Can we stand and mock the fake British accents?

Of course we can!

And try and get jobs. You could pull of Tonks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you OP. Coz ya sexy enit

Hahaha you have a list. I like it!

Im done. Ive got everything covered with my 3

I'm sure you'll think of a few more

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Summer Herts or Mrs Southcoastcpl.....there's a theme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh decisions decisions erm who ever has the biggest... erm lol heart

Take a look on the hot pics. They have massive..... Hearts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to see Tame Impala get married to Granny Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Omg yes I’ll go with you!!!!!

Can we stand and mock the fake British accents?

Of course we can!

And try and get jobs. You could pull of Tonks"

Can you be Lupin then? He’s my favourite and then we’ll be married, for real and in HP world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I am already and very happy we are too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to see Tame Impala get married to Granny Crumpet

They would make a great match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

So you'll be married to yourself?

That divorce could get messy

But then you could marry me. I'll read poetry to you and help you get over yourself

That sounds wonderful to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel I am already and very happy we are too

Awww sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah.....KingCalzo4611. Sort of fancy him in real life anyway, he’ll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yeah.....KingCalzo4611. Sort of fancy him in real life anyway, he’ll do

Off to check

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

So you'll be married to yourself?

That divorce could get messy

But then you could marry me. I'll read poetry to you and help you get over yourself

That sounds wonderful to me

Even more wonderful, if I get to play with your glorious hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dubious Oatcake to get a life lesson every day !"

I’d learn so much from that guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dubious Oatcake to get a life lesson every day !

I’d learn so much from that guy."

He’s super cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

So you'll be married to yourself?

That divorce could get messy

But then you could marry me. I'll read poetry to you and help you get over yourself

That sounds wonderful to me

Even more wonderful, if I get to play with your glorious hair

All you need do is ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Omg yes I’ll go with you!!!!!

Can we stand and mock the fake British accents?

Of course we can!

And try and get jobs. You could pull of Tonks

Can you be Lupin then? He’s my favourite and then we’ll be married, for real and in HP world

I have werewolf qualities, so sure

not HP werewolf but still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Omg yes I’ll go with you!!!!!

Can we stand and mock the fake British accents?

Of course we can!

And try and get jobs. You could pull of Tonks

Can you be Lupin then? He’s my favourite and then we’ll be married, for real and in HP world

I have werewolf qualities, so sure

not HP werewolf but still"

Perfect for each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just on this thread I’d take Queen and Mystique, and I’d throw in Altgirl24 because she’s hot and a fellow metal head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d marry Hatter for the LOLZ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Omg yes I’ll go with you!!!!!

Can we stand and mock the fake British accents?

Of course we can!

And try and get jobs. You could pull of Tonks

Can you be Lupin then? He’s my favourite and then we’ll be married, for real and in HP world

I have werewolf qualities, so sure

not HP werewolf but still

Perfect for each other

Such a shame I'm outside your age range

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh I don’t know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Alright ill marry theexcommunicant too. Like balls am i missing out on this trip so even if i have to be kreacher....im in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a long list OP....... I want to marry celebrities too!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Alright ill marry theexcommunicant too. Like balls am i missing out on this trip so even if i have to be kreacher....im in.

Am I sensing a fabs holiday trip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

polygamy is really starting to appeal to me...so how about a few?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Alright ill marry theexcommunicant too. Like balls am i missing out on this trip so even if i have to be kreacher....im in.

Am I sensing a fabs holiday trip?"

LETS GOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Alright ill marry theexcommunicant too. Like balls am i missing out on this trip so even if i have to be kreacher....im in.

Am I sensing a fabs holiday trip?"

Yay! A threesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Alright ill marry theexcommunicant too. Like balls am i missing out on this trip so even if i have to be kreacher....im in.

Am I sensing a fabs holiday trip?

Yay! A threesome!

Im chubbing just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d marry Hatter for the LOLZ "

I'd happily accept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Leviosa. Beauty and Harry Potter references win all day

And FabulousandBearded so he can teach me how to grow a good one....and be fabulous.

Ohhhhhh I’m flattered

Queen Leviosa would also be mine, but mainly cause I like her hair and makeup. Plus need someone to come to harry potter floroda with me

Alright ill marry theexcommunicant too. Like balls am i missing out on this trip so even if i have to be kreacher....im in.

Am I sensing a fabs holiday trip?

Yay! A threesome!

Im chubbing just thinking about it

Now im flattered

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

That fabulous bearded bloke will do for me as he makes me laugh with his replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d marry Hatter for the LOLZ

I'd happily accept "

We’d laugh all day about nothing in particular

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Ooh good question, I need to think about this... I’ll be back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d marry Hatter for the LOLZ

I'd happily accept

We’d laugh all day about nothing in particular

Can we add Estella (or whatever she's going by nowadays) for a lovely poly marriage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you "

One better be me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!! "

It was!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

It was!!!! "

I’m on one knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

It was!!!!

I’m on one knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!! "

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

HighHeels because she's smart, sexy and a geek. Win win win in my books lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife "

Fucking dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

Fucking dick!

You are what you eat

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

Fucking dick!

You are what you eat "

I feel a divorce coming on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

Fucking dick!

You are what you eat

I feel a divorce coming on!"

I tell him that everyday, he says the papers are in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

Fucking dick!

You are what you eat

I feel a divorce coming on!"

Off to get the papers now .... brb

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

Fucking dick!

You are what you eat

I feel a divorce coming on!

I tell him that everyday, he says the papers are in the post

I'm sure there will be a line of willing replacements!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

Fucking dick!

You are what you eat

I feel a divorce coming on!

I tell him that everyday, he says the papers are in the post

I'm sure there will be a line of willing replacements!"

Here stands one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would make for an interesting ceremony, there would be more getting married than in the crowd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

Fucking dick!

You are what you eat

I feel a divorce coming on!

I tell him that everyday, he says the papers are in the post

I'm sure there will be a line of willing replacements!

Here stands one of them

Hahaha

good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh so many of you

One better be me!!

I did say you, but I think I got your username wrong #bestwife

Fucking dick!

You are what you eat

I feel a divorce coming on!

I tell him that everyday, he says the papers are in the post

I'm sure there will be a line of willing replacements!

Here stands one of them

Hahaha

good luck!"

I’m a fucking delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sidney University

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Peachfuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than a handful. Cos she's lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's got the most money?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some great names thrown around and a possible road trip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's complicated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's complicated."

Bloody hell! You were first in line, when they were handing out big willys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's complicated.

Bloody hell! You were first in line, when they were handing out big willys

Unfortunately I was nearer the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea"

That'll be me, sorry.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Too.

Many.

To.

Mention.

Lists.

Too.

Big.

The list I'm on is doubtless much shorter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with a high sex drive who likes morning sex, and makes really good tea- who disappears to the pub when I get annoyed with them when I am hormonal.

Forgiving, kind and generous with their time.

And incredibly patient when I am a scatty numpty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

That'll be me, sorry."

I can live with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, not sure who to say x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's complicated.

Bloody hell! You were first in line, when they were handing out big willys

It's all about the angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who’d have me

I’m hard work

MrsH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who’d have me

I’m hard work

MrsH

That just makes you a challenge. People love a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! "
damn I haven't friended you yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . . "
It's in the emoticon section I imagine that's why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

That'll be me, sorry.

I can live with that "

You'll have endless cups of amazing tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . . "

How do you remember stuff like this? I must have the memory of a goldfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . . It's in the emoticon section I imagine that's why

Haha but i remember someone else who always chose it. I wonder.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . .

How do you remember stuff like this? I must have the memory of a goldfish

I honestly have no idea why my brain holds such useless information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . .

How do you remember stuff like this? I must have the memory of a goldfish

I honestly have no idea why my brain holds such useless information

It's handy when you're a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married to someone off Fab, good god no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

That'll be me, sorry."

*coughs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . .

How do you remember stuff like this? I must have the memory of a goldfish

I honestly have no idea why my brain holds such useless information

It's handy when you're a wife

Just need to find a husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . . It's in the emoticon section I imagine that's why

Haha but i remember someone else who always chose it. I wonder.....

"
It's the wonder of woolies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I'd be a major bigamist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . . It's in the emoticon section I imagine that's why

Haha but i remember someone else who always chose it. I wonder.....

I was beginning to wonder too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . . It's in the emoticon section I imagine that's why

Haha but i remember someone else who always chose it. I wonder.....

It's the wonder of woolies

He was a sarccy sod too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . . It's in the emoticon section I imagine that's why

Haha but i remember someone else who always chose it. I wonder.....

I was beginning to wonder too "

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can think of a few I'd like to be fab divorced from haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.....???

I can't say. They might unfriend me! damn I haven't friended you yet

That flirty emoticon after every sentence on the forums, is very familiar. . . It's in the emoticon section I imagine that's why

Haha but i remember someone else who always chose it. I wonder.....

It's the wonder of woolies

He was a sarccy sod too!

"
are you saying I'm sarcy how very dare you

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

There’s probably 3 on my hotlist. Go big or go home and all that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I already have an online wife but I’m sure she wouldn’t mind me having another. Any offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you for starters my dear wife lol

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Too many to choose but lots of wedding cake to indulge in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

That'll be me, sorry.

*coughs*"

I'll have a tea off with you. I will win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well you for starters my dear wife lol

I was wondering when you'd be poking your head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea

That'll be me, sorry.

I can live with that

You'll have endless cups of amazing tea. "

Then I can definitely live with that.

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There’s probably someone. We just might not be at the same wedding. But apart from that...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I already fangirl over them enough without saying I want to marry them as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One night Stanley! Where is that guy? I miss him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not saying as I don't want to embarrass myself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poochiepoo for me, cool, sexy, smart,seems like she doesn’t take it to seriously and has an amazing fringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One night Stanley! Where is that guy? I miss him"

He aimed for the stars and went through the roof, whatta guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever makes the best tea"

I make great tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum."

She passed away 22 years ago. Are you lying about your age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum.

She passed away 22 years ago. Are you lying about your age?

"
Hey clusseau xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a handful. Cos she's lovely.

. You little cutie you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum.

She passed away 22 years ago. Are you lying about your age?

Hey clusseau xx

Just need my to hone in my shit French accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum.

She passed away 22 years ago. Are you lying about your age?

Hey clusseau xx

Just need my to hone in my shit French accent

"
comment allez vous mademoiselle belle xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum.

She passed away 22 years ago. Are you lying about your age?

Hey clusseau xx

Just need my to hone in my shit French accent

comment allez vous mademoiselle belle xx

I just felt my uterus flip then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum.

She passed away 22 years ago. Are you lying about your age?

Hey clusseau xx

Just need my to hone in my shit French accent

comment allez vous mademoiselle belle xx

I just felt my uterus flip then

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put the saddle back on the bike

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Too meney to name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as I’m poly, I can’t choose just one....

So I’ll have petra-fied and her hubby so we can have long lunches out together and laughs, Miss cheekychops so we can have girly afternoons watching shit tv and scoffing Crisps, testarossa so we can have regular club nights together, Snow White for cocktail evenings and to chat shit about men and finally cuteinasanta suit because he will probably flog my arse if I don’t mention him and well he makes me scream like no other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll marry Congenital Optimist.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d marry Cordelia, but I’d be nailing Impala on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d marry Cordelia, but I’d be nailing Impala on the side

Fab straight then ?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’d definitely become poly and have a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen leviosa without a doubt as shes my fab crush and not even ashamed to admit it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen leviosa without a doubt as shes my fab crush and not even ashamed to admit it."

Oh I am so flattered! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen leviosa without a doubt as shes my fab crush and not even ashamed to admit it.

Oh I am so flattered! Thank you

Oh no thank you

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Ummm, can we have a trial into thrupledom, kinda unique situation, but there are three or four ladies that could float our collective boats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ummm, can we have a trial into thrupledom, kinda unique situation, but there are three or four ladies that could float our collective boats

You can have whatever you like. The joys of fab. The rules don't apply here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems im going to add another into the fold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll choose you, Mystiquexx, because you're cute AF.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems im going to add another into the fold

I'm all of a sudden thinking of a Kaiser Chiefs song....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll choose you, Mystiquexx, because you're cute AF."

Aww thank you handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll choose you, Mystiquexx, because you're cute AF."

I choose you Pikachu!

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Snowwhitexx1

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Alot of beautiful woman on here, but ain't hardly chatted to many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll choose you, Mystiquexx, because you're cute AF.

I choose you Pikachu! "

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Been married there times. Not doing it again,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll choose you, Mystiquexx, because you're cute AF.

Aww thank you handsome

That's quite the assumption on my looks! But fanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll choose you, Mystiquexx, because you're cute AF.

Aww thank you handsome

That's quite the assumption on my looks! But fanks! "

My imagination is doing the work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's complicated."

This guy. Because, well, read his profile. God damn Dr Evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You of course OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll choose you, Mystiquexx, because you're cute AF.

Aww thank you handsome

That's quite the assumption on my looks! But fanks!

My imagination is doing the work for me

Whatever you're imagining, exaggerate it and you've got an accurate image of my facial structure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems im going to add another into the fold

I'm all of a sudden thinking of a Kaiser Chiefs song....

Shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems im going to add another into the fold

I'm all of a sudden thinking of a Kaiser Chiefs song....

Shhhhh

I was wondering if you'd get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll choose you, Mystiquexx, because you're cute AF.

Aww thank you handsome

That's quite the assumption on my looks! But fanks!

My imagination is doing the work for me

Whatever you're imagining, exaggerate it and you've got an accurate image of my facial structure."

Wow! You've just been upgraded to gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You of course OP

You know you are my number 1 girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems im going to add another into the fold

I'm all of a sudden thinking of a Kaiser Chiefs song....

Shhhhh

I was wondering if you'd get it

Hell of a guess tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh definitely you op. Without a doubt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh definitely you op. Without a doubt. "

I'm detecting a hint of sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sarcasm... just seemed to be the stock answer. I thought I might try to get in with the in crowd

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