FabSwingers.com forum: Change it!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know those highly repeated phrases on profiles, which ones do you want to see changed/ turned around?

Example:

I DO want to shag every woman on Fab.

Your turn

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Looking for quantity, not quality.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want all the strings. All of them. Strings. Strings everywhere. Attach the strings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bite, even if you ask me not to nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a munter - love my honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm NOT looking for a relationship

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'm exactly like the others.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Change It - Stevie Ray Vaughan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMY9Wrh1oPA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will NOT fill this in later

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I don't care about your face- I'll bring a bag just in case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim girls only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know which discreet or discrete to use and I don’t want to be it anyway.

(I do know the difference before someone thinks that wasn’t part of the specific comment...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have 40 pics of a cock from different views - actually from different blokes but i don't expect you to notice

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I cannot do oral for hours.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t bother reading my profile, just message anyway and ask something that I’ve already addressed on my bio. Oh and make sure to inbox me your cock photos, don’t worry about face photos, I like not knowing what you look like till you turn up at my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to be treated with respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/07/18 22:58:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually not really sure what I’m doing when I’m licking your cunt but I’m hoping I’ll get away with that when the time comes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can only meet daytimes - I'm not married, I'm a vampire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t look after this one, she’s a bag of shite. Next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone who doesn’t know how to handle my curves and also someone who does not like my dress size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good hygiene is not a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a heavy cummer or repeat cummer. I cum once and it’s just steam, then that’s me done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this footnote on someone’s profile about Sydney University and I thought that’s a surefire way to look like I know what the fuck I’m doing so I’ve posted it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good hygiene is not a must

I was trying to think of one for soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help, I’m lonely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bite....hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Repeater - my farts are like that, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pencil dicks only, strictly no girth and certainly no one over 5 inches.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m not a genuine honest guy, I’m the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm naturally dominant and you will do as i say.

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please Sydney University, use all of my profile for anything you want, i wont press charges.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’m really shit in bed and can usually only last a few seconds anyway. Oh and my cunnilingual skills are limited to the manner in which a dog might lick his own balls.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m married and my poor unsuspecting wife has no idea. Aren’t I an awful shit. I fuck women when she’s at yoga lol

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Honest I'm not straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have my partner's permission to play alone (ssshhh I'm praying you won't ask her to validate it).

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I can only accommodate in the back seat of my car (or possibly a public toilet somewhere).’

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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago

Llantrisant

Don't attach a face pic and I won't delete your message. You must be under 6" 2'. Your cock must be under 8". You must not be gym fit. Your message won't be deleted if you don't read my

profile. I won't block delete. You must send me a friend request without us remotely having spoke to me. I am going to fu** my way through fab...

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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago

Llantrisant

"Don't attach a face pic and I won't delete your message. You must be under 6" 2'. Your cock must be under 8". You must not be gym fit. Your message won't be deleted if you don't read my

profile. I won't block delete. You must send me a friend request without us remotely having spoke to me. I am going to fu** my way through fab..."

Sorry for the typos...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd like my hubby to play with a woman while I'm at work.

Of course I'm the first guy to think I'll get away with such bs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm naturally dominant and you will do as i say.

Please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m utterly terrible in bed. It’s a fucking car crash. It’s like every Nicholas Cage film ever made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys, I haven’t had to bulk delete my messages, cause no cunt has sent one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Safe sex is must - I'm not into fucking on a train track or motorway.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don’t know which discreet or discrete to use and I don’t want to be it anyway.

(I do know the difference before someone thinks that wasn’t part of the specific comment...)"

Well, we all know that you're profssional innit sis

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hey, you’re ok with smegma right?’

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Well hung only, dangling from a lamp post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be gentle with me, it's my first time on here" said the fabber on their 17th username.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest it’s fucking lottery when I’m gonna blow my beans, could be when you un-zip my fly or when I accidentally brush your tit on the way out of the cafe.

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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago

Llantrisant

Hi, how are you or how's it going messages get me so fu$$ing wet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not really arsed about sensual massage I just want to maul your rudie bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't got a type (please someone, anyone save my wrists from further RSIs).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m actually not really sure what I’m doing when I’m licking your cunt but I’m hoping I’ll get away with that when the time comes. "

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I’m actually not really sure what I’m doing when I’m licking your cunt but I’m hoping I’ll get away with that when the time comes. "

I met him, once!

I always insist on safe sex

.. Showing a variety of bareback pics of multiple women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for really tiny white cock only

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If you send me a cock pic I'll just fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not in to bbw lady's move along.. No over weight small cocked guys need apply sick fucks.. Ripped fit sexy 12 inch attached only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the kissing - fuck right off with all that kissing nonsense!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married men only!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Married men only!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNDER 6FT ONLY

Must NOT be VWE

No tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to try anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be insane.

No sense of humour please.

I'm blatantly fucking my way though fab.

I can meet instantaneously.

I CAN ACCOMMODATE because I'm single and honest about it.

If I don't reply, it's because I'm interested and Love the chase so it's clear to see that I'm waiting for you to follow up with another elaborate and insightful message so that I can continue to play the game of chase with you throughout the entirety of my online experience.

Love a message saying just...Hi

Cock pics only.

Thanks for listening!

P.s Do NOT put this in the title of your message anymore because most males have now discovered the ability to scroll to the bottom of your manuscript and quickly pick this out and then hit the send button.

P.p.s NO FACE PICS

The End

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By *lim Jim 68Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

Did a home STI test ( from Aldi ) 5 years ago and I'm A Rh+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brothers say I’m fucking awful at oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for something that's not fun!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Please Sydney University, use all of my profile for anything you want, i wont press charges."

I have actually seen something similar on a profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over 50s welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to keep this one to myself! I see that a lot on people’s verifications. Maybe it should read ‘“ I don’t want to keep this one to myself!”

Ha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't suck like a Dyson.

Treat her with no respect.

I'm not married I can accomodate and want to meet at weekends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys message us, we don't know how to find you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know which discreet or discrete to use and I don’t want to be it anyway.

(I do know the difference before someone thinks that wasn’t part of the specific comment...)"

Brilliant! Glad it's not just me that thinks that every time I read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No glove, plenty of love.

Small cock only.

If you keep spamming my inbox with messages to meet now, I will

Rude messages about how you are horny and what you would do to me, on the first message, will get me wanting to fuck you.

Anyone 6ft or over will be blocked.

Text speak turns me on, so no full sentences please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have absoloutely every intention of fucking every member of this site.

Twice.

Bareback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been here before and didn't make any great friends.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I will meet at the drop of a hat.

My real life never takes priority over my Fab life.

I can never resist the offer of a nice warm cab at 4 in the morning.

I'm particularly attracted to pushy men who send ever more demanding messages in the space of two hours - if I don't reply immediately I will apologise profusely for keeping you waiting when I do.

Don't bother reading my profile, this is all about you, not me!

Yes, of course I'll accept friend requests from all and sundry.

And you're welcome to my mobile no., Kik, Facebook, Instagram and any other social media account you can think of upon request - after all a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.

I love phone sex - anytime. Ditto camming. Just ask and I'll drop everything that instant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face pics please. Once you've seen one you've seen them all

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Please don't waste your time or mine writing long messages - we could be using that time for a quick knee trembler round the back of Morrisons after all!

I also promise to reply to every message. It's the polite thing to do even if it kills me.

Not fussed about face pics, there's nothing a bag for life wouldn't cure.

I don't mind if you're thick and boring, I'm only interested in your rude bits anyway.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Not had enough of timewasters on this site.

Been here before so don't know what it's about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet with obese men with small cocks" - still waiting to see this somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a good reason for not turning up

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I'm not fussy at all. Essentially I will fuck anything of the opposite sex and if I'm really desperate, anything of the same sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small black cocks only

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I love to receive messages that just say Hi, or ones going into great detail of what you're going to do to me in your first message - especially if you have no pics.

I'm on here 24/7 as I don't have a life outside of fab and therefore I can meet at the drop of a hat.

D*unk and drugged up people especially welcome!

No reply means I'm bouncing up and down on a dildo thinking about you

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