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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

OMG!!! i soooooooo have to get the Daily Mail tomorrow - there is a Cliff Christmas CD in it!!!!!

Everybody now....

christmas time

mistletoe and wine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants shooting at the same time as jeremy feckin kyle!!

Never had his leg over...my arse!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

how dare you lump Cliff in with JK??!?!?!?!!

the man is an institution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how dare you lump Cliff in with JK??!?!?!?!!

the man is an institution "

He needs putting in one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh fab, will get it for the mother, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if Mark Chapman would still be jail if he had shot Cliff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vthink hes on Graham Norton too Eves....

Or that could have been last week

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

who is Mark Chapman???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if Mark Chapman would still be jail if he had shot Cliff?"

They should have knighted him if he shot cliff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who is Mark Chapman???"

google it, he's quite famous or infamous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who is Mark Chapman???"

He shot John Lennon.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I vthink hes on Graham Norton too Eves....

Or that could have been last week "

He was Graham Norton's show last week; there isn't a G.N. show this week due to Children In Need night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who is Mark Chapman???

He shot John Lennon."

Please don't say who's John Lennon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't he the "Mark" of "Mark and Lard"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first four posts of this thread had me chuckling away - keep it up girls.

My mum loves Cliff Richard and she'll chew the bollox off anyone who calls him Cliff RichardS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't he the "Mark" of "Mark and Lard"?"

No...erm...this....erm..is...erm ....mark....erm....from..erm..erm mark and...erm lard.....and eermm...errmmm...I.err....do.a show...erm with.errr Stuart..erm Maconie....ermm...now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first four posts of this thread had me chuckling away - keep it up girls.

My mum loves Cliff Richard and she'll chew the bollox off anyone who calls him Cliff RichardS! "

I hate him as well

Wonder if cliff richards is related to keef richards???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first four posts of this thread had me chuckling away - keep it up girls.

My mum loves Cliff Richard and she'll chew the bollox off anyone who calls him Cliff RichardS!

I hate him as well

Wonder if cliff richards is related to keef richards??? "

You mean keefer suvverland dontcha?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....About Evesham.......

"She's just a devil woman,

With evil in her eyes....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wants shooting at the same time as jeremy feckin kyle!!

Never had his leg over...my arse!!"

Never had his leg over your arse ?

He's never had his leg over mine either and I doubt he ever will

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


".....About Evesham.......

"She's just a devil woman,

With evil in her eyes....."

"

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it really true that Cliff Richard will be outed as a CD in tomorrows Daily Mail. Always knew that there was something not quite right about him. Bit of a Norman Bates then is he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first four posts of this thread had me chuckling away - keep it up girls.

My mum loves Cliff Richard and she'll chew the bollox off anyone who calls him Cliff RichardS!

I hate him as well

Wonder if cliff richards is related to keef richards???

You mean keefer suvverland dontcha? "

No, keef richards...rolling stones...can you imagine them two out on the piss? Shandy drinking cliff and mad keef

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"OMG!!! i soooooooo have to get the Daily Mail tomorrow - there is a Cliff Christmas CD in it!!!!!

Everybody now....

christmas time

mistletoe and wine....

"

Evie, i will be having stern words with you very soon....or shall i buy you the Susan Boyle cd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it really true that Cliff Richard will be outed as a CD in tomorrows Daily Mail. Always knew that there was something not quite right about him. Bit of a Norman Bates then is he. "

Wouldn't surprize me in the slightest.

He's the sort that would would go knicker nicking off washing lines to save embarassment of having to buy them from primark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but ….!. yeah but…….!.

Come-on….!. get serious here….!.

Surely yu’d need to bribe someone to go in the shop just to buy the Daily Mail for ya….!.

I mean how embarrassing would it be asking for a copy of a rag like that , let alone one that contains a free Sir Cliff CD…. pffft......

Although saying that,,,,, I do like his version of "True love Ways"......

Ahem,,,, just out of curiosity....How much does the Daily Mail cost?.....and can you get one in a plain wrapper ?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"He wants shooting at the same time as jeremy feckin kyle!!

Never had his leg over...my arse!!"

I always thought Cliff,

gave Sue Barker One.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah but ….!. yeah but…….!.

Come-on….!. get serious here….!.

Surely yu’d need to bribe someone to go in the shop just to buy the Daily Mail for ya….!.

I mean how embarrassing would it be asking for a copy of a rag like that , let alone one that contains a free Sir Cliff CD…. pffft......

Although saying that,,,,, I do like his version of "True love Ways"......

Ahem,,,, just out of curiosity....How much does the Daily Mail cost?.....and can you get one in a plain wrapper ?

"

Hide it in a copy of rubber nurse and anal fisting bi-monthly it will be less embarassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wants shooting at the same time as jeremy feckin kyle!!

Never had his leg over...my arse!!

I always thought Cliff,

gave Sue Barker One. "

What a copy of the daily mail?

She was a beard! (urban dictionary or profanosaurus)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"OMG!!! i soooooooo have to get the Daily Mail tomorrow - there is a Cliff Christmas CD in it!!!!!

Everybody now....

christmas time

mistletoe and wine....

Evie, i will be having stern words with you very soon....or shall i buy you the Susan Boyle cd? "

are those words

Children singing Christian rhyme...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"OMG!!! i soooooooo have to get the Daily Mail tomorrow - there is a Cliff Christmas CD in it!!!!!

Everybody now....

christmas time

mistletoe and wine....

Evie, i will be having stern words with you very soon....or shall i buy you the Susan Boyle cd?

are those words

Children singing Christian rhyme...

"

Susan Boyle it is

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

those words

Children singing Christian rhyme...

"

nearly as vomit inducing as 'earth song'

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

those words

Children singing Christian rhyme...

nearly as vomit inducing as 'earth song' "

wasnt that Michael Jackson though??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

those words

Children singing Christian rhyme...

nearly as vomit inducing as 'earth song'

wasnt that Michael Jackson though??"

yep, same shite different 'artiste'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like the cover of the Depeche Mode track that Susan Boyle has done, its surprisingly good.

I'm not a Cliff fan but don't he look cute with snowflakes falling on his hair, a good christian man

He's on here you know

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I really like the cover of the Depeche Mode track that Susan Boyle has done, its surprisingly good.

"

wash your mouth out

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I really like the cover of the Depeche Mode track that Susan Boyle has done, its surprisingly good.

I'm not a Cliff fan but don't he look cute with snowflakes falling on his hair, a good christian man

He's on here you know "

is he 'wishy'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really like the cover of the Depeche Mode track that Susan Boyle has done, its surprisingly good.

I'm not a Cliff fan but don't he look cute with snowflakes falling on his hair, a good christian man

He's on here you know "

Somebody ought to cover susan boyle......with a ton of wet cement!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I really like the cover of the Depeche Mode track that Susan Boyle has done, its surprisingly good.

I'm not a Cliff fan but don't he look cute with snowflakes falling on his hair, a good christian man

He's on here you know

Somebody ought to cover susan boyle......with a ton of wet cement! "

+ 10000000

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