FabSwingers.com forum: ‘Does my bum look big in this ?’

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the correct answer, when a woman asks you this. I usually say ‘Compared to what ?!’

Then you get thinking time while she’s throwing her shoes at you head !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like that answer.

Can't stand all the bullshit "no your arse looks great" comments when my arse is the size of a small family car.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like that answer.

Can't stand all the bullshit "no your arse looks great" comments when my arse is the size of a small family car. "

I like a big ass, it gives you more to work with.

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By *_and_LCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Definitely the truth! Whatever that might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the correct answer, when a woman asks you this. I usually say ‘Compared to what ?!’

Then you get thinking time while she’s throwing her shoes at you head !"

Your bum is your bum, and as it’s attached to you it is a bum I am consistently partial to, as you are important to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never asked that question. Does any woman actually ask that? Ever? I'd expect the kind of answer a question like that deserves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like that answer.

Can't stand all the bullshit "no your arse looks great" comments when my arse is the size of a small family car.

I like a big ass, it gives you more to work with. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the correct answer, when a woman asks you this. I usually say ‘Compared to what ?!’

Then you get thinking time while she’s throwing her shoes at you head !

Your bum is your bum, and as it’s attached to you it is a bum I am consistently partial to, as you are important to me. "

*puts on glasses, gets pen and norebook*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes love

Big bums are beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like that answer.

Can't stand all the bullshit "no your arse looks great" comments when my arse is the size of a small family car. "

It can fit how many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the correct answer, when a woman asks you this. I usually say ‘Compared to what ?!’

Then you get thinking time while she’s throwing her shoes at you head !"

Yes just the way a man likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like that answer.

Can't stand all the bullshit "no your arse looks great" comments when my arse is the size of a small family car.

It can fit how many

Just the size. Not the fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never ask the question as already know the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over so I can give you a considered opinion

MrH

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The correct answer is "Yes Dear, your bum looks big in everything"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never asked that question. Does any woman actually ask that? Ever? I'd expect the kind of answer a question like that deserves!"

I do. My partner would be open enough to tell me the truth. I can't see the point in being in a relationship where we can't be honest with each other.

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By *e ReviensWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Or "can I pour you another glass of wine?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Perfect' if it was someone I cared for ... because it's part of who they are ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Perfect' if it was someone I cared for ... because it's part of who they are ..."

* winks to the gallery *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never asked that question. Does any woman actually ask that? Ever? I'd expect the kind of answer a question like that deserves!"

Yeah, they do. Hence the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The correct answer is "Yes Dear, your bum looks big in everything"

Well exactly. I know I have a big arse. No matter what I wear my bum will look big. I don't see the need to ask... *shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just never say “fine”. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm that the following exchange does not go down well..

"Does this make my arse look big?"

"No, of course not! It's cakes and biscuits that make your arse look big"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can confirm that the following exchange does not go down well..

"Does this make my arse look big?"

"No, of course not! It's cakes and biscuits that make your arse look big""

Well I'd laugh.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Either your arse looks huge or else I’m wearing Widescreen glasses love.’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect the truth! If the answer is yes.. awesome!!

If it's no, I need to try harder on leg day!

Eve. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never ask that question in the first place. If the bum is big it’s going to be big in whatever is worn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compared to a cruise liner no it looks perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not a question I would ask tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is clearly “Only big enough to eclipse the moon when you bend over”

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

My ex's BFF, when asked "does this make me look fat?" Used to reply "No, your fat makes you look fat"...

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

I wouldn't ask as I know it's huge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you already know the answer, why ask?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Yes or no whichever it maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer should always be "yes, it looks bloody amazing as well". Followed by a cheeky grab

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

I don’t no anyone who has actually asked that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Many moons ago I did a temp job selling dresses.

A couple came in and she tried some things on. She asked him if her bum looked big in a particular dress.

He said yes. To which I replied in total honesty "Only because it makes your waist look smaller."

She bought it

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Honesty is always the best policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you already know the answer, why ask?"

Brownie points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many moons ago I did a temp job selling dresses.

A couple came in and she tried some things on. She asked him if her bum looked big in a particular dress.

He said yes. To which I replied in total honesty "Only because it makes your waist look smaller."

She bought it

#salesskills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the correct answer, when a woman asks you this. I usually say ‘Compared to what ?!’

Then you get thinking time while she’s throwing her shoes at you head !"

I always reply with yes as you’ve got a big bum so it looks big in everything but that’s not a negative as I love a big bum

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Say "no more than usual" then duck and run away in a zig zag pattern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest is good. It’s very difficult to see something that’s behind you. But I agree big bums are the best!

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"What’s the correct answer, when a woman asks you this. I usually say ‘Compared to what ?!’

Then you get thinking time while she’s throwing her shoes at you head !"

Hahah funny!

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Say "no more than usual" then duck and run away in a zig zag pattern "

Hahaha funny to!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Big

Butts

And I just can't lie......

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