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" We asked a 100 gay men ...How was it for you? The Top answer was "fabulous". The Bottom answer was "It only hurt the first time."
"Mushy whereabouts did you find 100 gay guys ?...... not on here surely !...FFS man, its hard enough finding openly bi guys on-ere,,,sheeeez,,,, I think you just made that up!!!  | |||
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"they all live in the same closet as Mushy, Soxy! "THAT's why it's so dark in here.  | |||
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"they all live in the same closet as Mushy, Soxy!
THAT's why it's so dark in here. "Mmm what's this in my hand xx | |||
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"they all live in the same closet as Mushy, Soxy!
THAT's why it's so dark in here.
Mmm what's this in my hand xx "FFS! Dont try and light it, its not a fag....or is it??? | |||
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"they all live in the same closet as Mushy, Soxy!
THAT's why it's so dark in here.
Mmm what's this in my hand xx
FFS! Dont try and light it, its not a fag....or is it??? "That would be tellin xx | |||
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"they all live in the same closet as Mushy, Soxy! "haha,,,,Wenders, you couldn't give me directions on where to find this closet could ya ?...... I think View has secretly deployed a signal blocker jamming my gaydar..... lol | |||
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"they all live in the same closet as Mushy, Soxy!
haha,,,,Wenders, you couldn't give me directions on where to find this closet could ya ?......
I think View has secretly deployed a signal blocker jamming my gaydar..... lol "drive straight to my house Soxter, I have a better selection of clothes and shoes in my closet | |||
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"they all live in the same closet as Mushy, Soxy!
haha,,,,Wenders, you couldn't give me directions on where to find this closet could ya ?......
I think View has secretly deployed a signal blocker jamming my gaydar..... lol
drive straight to my house Soxter, I have a better selection of clothes and shoes in my closet "Bloom'in-heck Wenders...... just give me time to fix the puncture in my knobbly back tyre, and I'll hitch up my frock-up, bung-on my neon-pink biycle clips and I'll be right with ya, quicker that ya can say,,,,,Oiu,,, hello honky-tonk ! ....,,,, | |||
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"they all live in the same closet as Mushy, Soxy!
haha,,,,Wenders, you couldn't give me directions on where to find this closet could ya ?......
I think View has secretly deployed a signal blocker jamming my gaydar..... lol
drive straight to my house Soxter, I have a better selection of clothes and shoes in my closet "Whats she saying sox?? You dressing all wrong and trampy by the sounds of it
I'm not shit stirring or owt but I reckon you oughta put her straight!!
Hang on though while I fetch a drink n some crisps cos this might get interesting | |||
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"right Mr Hatfulbogster, put that wooden spoon away (unless you want to spank me with it). And no Spox, I am not trying to say you have awful taste in clothing but you do have to remember that we're not still in the 80s dear!!" But Spandex is so comfy, and it comes in such a vibrant array of colours, Just try and think of me as a Retro-trannie !!! Surely there's room here for everyone,,,,  | |||
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"right Mr Hatfulbogster, put that wooden spoon away (unless you want to spank me with it). And no Spox, I am not trying to say you have awful taste in clothing but you do have to remember that we're not still in the 80s dear!! But Spandex is so comfy, and it comes in such a vibrant array of colours, Just try and think of me as a Retro-trannie !!! Surely there's room here for everyone,,,, "There is but continually dressing as an extra from Fame/Flashdance is becoming rather wearisome x | |||
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"Take no notice soxy I thinks ya looks Mmmm xx "Awwww Soapy your too kind,,,,,, but I though they’d change the formula of Matey Bubbles so it wouldn’t blur your vision if it splashed in your eyes ....xx | |||
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"right Mr Hatfulbogster, put that wooden spoon away (unless you want to spank me with it). And no Spox, I am not trying to say you have awful taste in clothing but you do have to remember that we're not still in the 80s dear!! But Spandex is so comfy, and it comes in such a vibrant array of colours, Just try and think of me as a Retro-trannie !!! Surely there's room here for everyone,,,,
There is but continually dressing as an extra from Fame/Flashdance is becoming rather wearisome x"But the music is so catchy…. and I love to boogie …… and …… and……… and……… I am , what I am, I am my own special creation….laa-dum-tee-de-dum. I am what I am !!!!!!…….!. yikes,,,,, now where did I leave my roller skates legwarmers !!!!! ….!. I’ve gone all D.I.S.C.O…... don’t stop me now….. I’m having such a good time…..YMCA……… In the navy…….I’m.workin at tha carwash……….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |||
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"right Mr Hatfulbogster, put that wooden spoon away (unless you want to spank me with it). And no Spox, I am not trying to say you have awful taste in clothing but you do have to remember that we're not still in the 80s dear!! But Spandex is so comfy, and it comes in such a vibrant array of colours, Just try and think of me as a Retro-trannie !!! Surely there's room here for everyone,,,, "This wooden spoon thingy and a retro tranny is bringing images of sox dressed as Fanny Craddock
I hope all your dough nuts turn out like Fannies...or fannies like dough nuts.... you get the gist! | |||
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"right Mr Hatfulbogster, put that wooden spoon away (unless you want to spank me with it). And no Spox, I am not trying to say you have awful taste in clothing but you do have to remember that we're not still in the 80s dear!! But Spandex is so comfy, and it comes in such a vibrant array of colours, Just try and think of me as a Retro-trannie !!! Surely there's room here for everyone,,,,
This wooden spoon thingy and a retro tranny is bringing images of sox dressed as Fanny Craddock
I hope all your dough nuts turn out like Fannies...or fannies like dough nuts.... you get the gist!"But Dodger… there ain’t much chance of hiding ya Doughnuts wearing Spandex….!. Not even with a careful application of industrial strength Duct-tape holding’em securely out of harms way…… So I’m told…. Ahem…… cough-cough | |||
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"right Mr Hatfulbogster, put that wooden spoon away (unless you want to spank me with it). And no Spox, I am not trying to say you have awful taste in clothing but you do have to remember that we're not still in the 80s dear!! But Spandex is so comfy, and it comes in such a vibrant array of colours, Just try and think of me as a Retro-trannie !!! Surely there's room here for everyone,,,,
This wooden spoon thingy and a retro tranny is bringing images of sox dressed as Fanny Craddock
I hope all your dough nuts turn out like Fannies...or fannies like dough nuts.... you get the gist!
But Dodger… there ain’t much chance of hiding ya Doughnuts wearing Spandex….!.
Not even with a careful application of industrial strength Duct-tape holding’em securely out of harms way……
So I’m told…. Ahem…… cough-cough
"Duct tape and dough nuts?....strapping em where with what??
Thats one for you've been framed...you having to rip the tape from your "lady bits".... what would it look like!!! | |||
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"right Mr Hatfulbogster, put that wooden spoon away (unless you want to spank me with it). And no Spox, I am not trying to say you have awful taste in clothing but you do have to remember that we're not still in the 80s dear!! But Spandex is so comfy, and it comes in such a vibrant array of colours, Just try and think of me as a Retro-trannie !!! Surely there's room here for everyone,,,,
This wooden spoon thingy and a retro tranny is bringing images of sox dressed as Fanny Craddock
I hope all your dough nuts turn out like Fannies...or fannies like dough nuts.... you get the gist!
But Dodger… there ain’t much chance of hiding ya Doughnuts wearing Spandex….!.
Not even with a careful application of industrial strength Duct-tape holding’em securely out of harms way……
So I’m told…. Ahem…… cough-cough
Duct tape and dough nuts?....strapping em where with what??
Thats one for you've been framed...you having to rip the tape from your "lady bits".... what would it look like!!! "Bet its cheaper than waxing though | |||
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"right Mr Hatfulbogster, put that wooden spoon away (unless you want to spank me with it). And no Spox, I am not trying to say you have awful taste in clothing but you do have to remember that we're not still in the 80s dear!! But Spandex is so comfy, and it comes in such a vibrant array of colours, Just try and think of me as a Retro-trannie !!! Surely there's room here for everyone,,,,
This wooden spoon thingy and a retro tranny is bringing images of sox dressed as Fanny Craddock
I hope all your dough nuts turn out like Fannies...or fannies like dough nuts.... you get the gist!
But Dodger… there ain’t much chance of hiding ya Doughnuts wearing Spandex….!.
Not even with a careful application of industrial strength Duct-tape holding’em securely out of harms way……
So I’m told…. Ahem…… cough-cough
Duct tape and dough nuts?....strapping em where with what??
Thats one for you've been framed...you having to rip the tape from your "lady bits".... what would it look like!!!
Bet its cheaper than waxing though "Just happens that I've got some gaffa tape in me tool box...ready when you are | |||
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" But Dodger… there ain’t much chance of hiding ya Doughnuts wearing Spandex….!. Not even with a careful application of industrial strength Duct-tape holding’em securely out of harms way…… So I’m told…. Ahem…… cough-cough
Duct tape and dough nuts?....strapping em where with what??
Thats one for you've been framed...you having to rip the tape from your "lady bits".... what would it look like!!! "Rosy......I imagine,,,, | |||
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" But Dodger… there ain’t much chance of hiding ya Doughnuts wearing Spandex….!. Not even with a careful application of industrial strength Duct-tape holding’em securely out of harms way…… So I’m told…. Ahem…… cough-cough
Duct tape and dough nuts?....strapping em where with what??
Thats one for you've been framed...you having to rip the tape from your "lady bits".... what would it look like!!!
Rosy......I imagine,,,, "Don't worry Sox, I will rub something soothing on for you | |||
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" But Dodger… there ain’t much chance of hiding ya Doughnuts wearing Spandex….!. Not even with a careful application of industrial strength Duct-tape holding’em securely out of harms way…… So I’m told…. Ahem…… cough-cough
Duct tape and dough nuts?....strapping em where with what??
Thats one for you've been framed...you having to rip the tape from your "lady bits".... what would it look like!!!
Rosy......I imagine,,,,
Don't worry Sox, I will rub something soothing on for you"Phwarrrrr thank-you !!!,,,,, how extraordinarily sociable…. 
I shall gladly prepare the area, in readiness for your most soothing of charms ……
"See what your missing Dodger,,,,,,nur-nur...nur-nur,,,,, rasssssssp"
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