FabSwingers.com forum: Momma used to say . . .

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was stood at the front door this morning just watching the world go by eating an egg sandwich when something my mother used to say when i was a kid came to mind which made me laugh.

"Don't go out in the street eating a sandwich, it just doesn't look right"

So what things did your mother say when you were a kid which make you laugh now?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"If you swallow the pips a tree will grow inside you" - used to frighten the bejeebers out of me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""If you swallow the pips a tree will grow inside you" - used to frighten the bejeebers out of me!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in that bath and have a scrub. You’ve got potatoes growing behind your ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your stay like that when you were pulling a face.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

My grandmother used to tell us we'd get pimples on our tongues if we told a lie

My uncle used to say, life's a bitch and then you marry one

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By *erri AnneTV/TS
over a year ago

Shannon and Costa Blanca

"If the wind changes your stay like that when you were pulling a face.

Yes heard that many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to really cry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat your crusts, will make your hair curl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum's fav if she made something that was pretty awful "There are kids starving somewhere who would eat that up!, " Oh how I would hope someone else wouldn't have to eat it..

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Aunt not mum.

"Your teeth will drop out if you go out with wet hair"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aunt not mum.

"Your teeth will drop out if you go out with wet hair""

Pmsl

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just as I was about to get the thrashing of my life. This is going to hurt me more than it will you..... ye fucking right it will mum it's only a tennis racket your twating me with....

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sitting on cold walls .... gives you piles

When asking what’s for tea “shit with sugar on” ....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I used to get the old "shit with sugar on it" when asking for tea

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Momma used to say, why start a thread with exactly the same title within a couple of days?

Were you not happy with the 15 responses you got first time round?

*I said the second paragraph...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go the fuck to sleep!

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