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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prepare for mayhem to ensue

Just Jet is awake and lurking

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doomed I tells ya we all fookin doomed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love rock n roll

Put another dime in the juke box baby.... Hang on... thats Joan Jett innit??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Batten down the hatches, lock up your sons and hide the purple quality street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make her a cuppa and a bacon butty...... should calm the beast in her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what you trying to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what you trying to say

We not trying we are saying xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butties and purple sweets mmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what you trying to say

it would seem that your reputation precedes you my dear lady

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

We don;t beat about the bush, we say it like it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What reputation I'm a good girl and if I wasn't here who would you make bacon butties for and give all the purple sweets to

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Just the bacon butties for me someone else can have the purple ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the bacon butties for me someone else can have the purple ones"

Yep me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What reputation I'm a good girl and if I wasn't here who would you make bacon butties for and give all the purple sweets to

Pet's been giving hers to me

She said you don't deserve them cos you tell tales about her and privet hedges !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** makes more bacon butties and cuppas ** It's that kind of a day isn't it?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"** makes more bacon butties and cuppas ** It's that kind of a day isn't it?

Laine, you're a wee sweety and not the purple type one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What reputation I'm a good girl and if I wasn't here who would you make bacon butties for and give all the purple sweets to

Pet's been giving hers to me

She said you don't deserve them cos you tell tales about her and privet hedges !"

Moi never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"** makes more bacon butties and cuppas ** It's that kind of a day isn't it?

Laine, you're a wee sweety and not the purple type one

Tom sauce on mine please and coffee black no sugar ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't heard about the hedges.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I haven't heard about the hedges.

Nothing to hear Laine, honest, it's all a vicious rumour, honest, don;t believe a word about me and privet hedges and shoes, not true, honest, honest, honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't heard about the hedges.

Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I haven't heard about the hedges.

Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)

Need a big bribe to open that mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't heard about the hedges.

Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)

Need a big bribe to open that mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't heard about the hedges.

Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)

Need a big bribe to open that mouth

and an even bigger one to keep it shut

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I haven't heard about the hedges.

Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)

Need a big bribe to open that mouth

Now there are two ways to take that

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I haven't heard about the hedges.

Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)

Need a big bribe to open that mouth

and an even bigger one to keep it shut

Oi I have one word to say to you

CHOCCY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me wants choccy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have choccy here .... a lovely 60% amazonas mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't heard about the hedges.

Oh it is funny but my lips are sealed ( open to bribery though)

Need a big bribe to open that mouth

Now there are two ways to take that

Bet my way is better than yours me having a big mouth means big cocks fit

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me wants choccy too

If you're a very good girl I'll let ya have a nibble on something purple.

The filling ain't half as tasty as Quality Street, but I'm led to believe that it works wonders for the skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like"

Dark with nuts please

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Dark with nuts please

Oh you can share with Bussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like"

Colin Farrell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Colin Farrell "

If ya bring him back, Jet can have the fkin chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me wants choccy too

If you're a very good girl I'll let ya have a nibble on something purple.

The filling ain't half as tasty as Quality Street, but I'm led to believe that it works wonders for the skin

can we leave it till tomorrow then I just had a spray tan done don't want to mess it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Colin Farrell

If ya bring him back, Jet can have the fkin chocolate

No he can't it's mine I tell ya all mine

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Colin Farrell "

If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Colin Farrell

If ya bring him back, Jet can have the fkin chocolate

No he can't it's mine I tell ya all mine

were you an only child ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope got 3 brothers so am daddies little doll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Colin Farrell

If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back"

well you stay there then - just package him up and have him sent over !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Colin Farrell

If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back

well you stay there then - just package him up and have him sent over !"

Oh no gonna keep him and walk him by the Lake of Lurvvvvvvvve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Colin Farrell

If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back

well you stay there then - just package him up and have him sent over !

Oh no gonna keep him and walk him by the Lake of Lurvvvvvvvve"

well from what i've read in ur veri's, when you're around, that's never far away

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Justjet and Bussy

I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Well I am up for that

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm going to Brugge week after next

What would you like

Colin Farrell

If I find Colin Farrel in Brugge, I ain't coming back

well you stay there then - just package him up and have him sent over !

Oh no gonna keep him and walk him by the Lake of Lurvvvvvvvve

well from what i've read in ur veri's, when you're around, that's never far away

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Well I am up for that

That's what it says on the loo walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Well I am up for that

That's what it says on the loo walls

Fook you seen it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Well I am up for that

That's what it says on the loo walls

Fook you seen it

we all have !

but we won't say anything honest

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Well I am up for that

That's what it says on the loo walls

Fook you seen it

we all have !

but we won't say anything honest

My lips are as sealed as yours hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Justjet and Bussy

I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties"

I actually have quality street too, but you loss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Well I am up for that

That's what it says on the loo walls

Fook you seen it

we all have !

but we won't say anything honest

My lips are as sealed as yours hun"

why am i all of a sudden thinking about horses and sugar cubes ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Justjet and Bussy

I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties

I actually have quality street too, but you loss!"

I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Well I am up for that

That's what it says on the loo walls

Fook you seen it

we all have !

but we won't say anything honest

My lips are as sealed as yours hun

why am i all of a sudden thinking about horses and sugar cubes ?

I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Justjet and Bussy

I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties

I actually have quality street too, but you loss!

I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them"

I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone call for purple sweets?

Been told these are good to nibble on

Justjet and Bussy

I'm sticking with Laine's bacon butties

I actually have quality street too, but you loss!

I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them"

Yes, the only ones missing are the toffee pennies

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them

I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)

Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Yes, the only ones missing are the toffee pennies

Now do you suck or chew?

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over a year ago

"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them

I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)

Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin"

Right thats it.... pfffft, flouncing out of this thread- if I'm not wanted hurrumph....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them

I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)

Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin"

I knew I liked you for a reason

Oooh what an afternoon that would be

You call his agent & I'll sort extra scones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them

I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)

Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin

Right thats it.... pfffft, flouncing out of this thread- if I'm not wanted hurrumph...."

come back testa

i'm not averse to a mmff

if nowt else, you two can prepare the buffet while colin and i have a little warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it I go away and come back to a mmff and I'm not invited what's that all about

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over a year ago

"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them

I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)

Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin

Right thats it.... pfffft, flouncing out of this thread- if I'm not wanted hurrumph....

come back testa

i'm not averse to a mmff

if nowt else, you two can prepare the buffet while colin and i have a little warm up

Can I bring a friend- shes known as el moodo cowo in some circles

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"I'm I like soft runny caramels, are their any of them

I like the caramels too - so if you can't find the dark choccy nuts (or colin farrell)

Or I can bring choccys and we can have an mmf with Colin

Right thats it.... pfffft, flouncing out of this thread- if I'm not wanted hurrumph....

come back testa

i'm not averse to a mmff

if nowt else, you two can prepare the buffet while colin and i have a little warm up

Can I bring a friend- shes known as el moodo cowo in some circles

Ta Da thats me who wants me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

and I go away and this maneage a trois turns into an orgy.

Now ladies and gents play nice I'm off out again

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I go away and this maneage a trois turns into an orgy.

Now ladies and gents play nice I'm off out again

xxxx

Have fun promise I will play nice

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