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By *unnoisseur OP   Man
over a year ago

Stratford

My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!

He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.

What a cock up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cock up!!

or not!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!

He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.

What a cock up!!"

Or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!

He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.

What a cock up!!"

How?

Details are needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor brother! Did he say how it happened or is that too much information?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor brother! Did he say how it happened or is that too much information?"

Probably hanging towels off it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor brother! Did he say how it happened or is that too much information?

Probably hanging towels off it ..."

A heavy Egyptian cotton one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How didnt know u could

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By *unnoisseur OP   Man
over a year ago

Stratford

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By *unnoisseur OP   Man
over a year ago

Stratford


"My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!

He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.

What a cock up!!

How?

Details are needed "

Misaligned cowgirl rodeo.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

He'll be fine, just tell him to strap on a Sky remote with tape, that will get any kinks out.

That or a can of Lynx...

Ss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brother called me at 3:30 a.m last week to tell me he broke his dick and is on his way to hospital. Apparently the central London hospital does 2 broke dick ops per week!!

He’s got 4 weeks off work and 6 weeks no sex.

What a cock up!!

How?

Details are needed

Misaligned cowgirl rodeo. "

Thought so.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Its taken a week for him to call you ? .....

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By *unnoisseur OP   Man
over a year ago

Stratford


"Its taken a week for him to call you ? ....."

No he called me straight after the incident. I laughed and told him I had a lollipop stick and bandage.

I may hold a cast signing session

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Been there... I didn’t realise it is a little artery, it spurted blood and hurt so much I passed out

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By *unnoisseur OP   Man
over a year ago

Stratford


"Been there... I didn’t realise it is a little artery, it spurted blood and hurt so much I passed out"

Jam doughnut rather than creampie it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's just sprained

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By *unnoisseur OP   Man
over a year ago

Stratford


"Maybe it's just sprained "

The correct term is ruptured I concede.

I was surprised that they cut the scrotum to do the repair.

Poor geezer I may take him to that small village John o’ Scroats to rest up snd recover in piece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or did he drop a Sky remote on it ?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I expect the poor chap will need a catheter for a while...

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"I expect the poor chap will need a catheter for a while... "

Just have to let it dangle like a pendulum in your shorts for a while afterwards.wearing anything with zips is NOT a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can never break my cock

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You can never break my cock"

I imagine it would be difficult to break your cock just by wanking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can never break my cock

I imagine it would be difficult to break your cock just by wanking..."

Lol you wish. You're friend is sucking me off as i message you pissssed lol

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By *unnoisseur OP   Man
over a year ago

Stratford


"I expect the poor chap will need a catheter for a while... "

No it still works. But he was in pain this morning as he got the morning stiffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I expect the poor chap will need a catheter for a while...

No it still works. But he was in pain this morning as he got the morning stiffy. "

the poor chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending him virtual hugs xox

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You can never break my cock

I imagine it would be difficult to break your cock just by wanking...

Lol you wish. You're friend is sucking me off as i message you pissssed lol"

My friend Polly is great at blow jobs!

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I had a man come up to A&E with a broken dick .. when asked how he did it ...

He replied: I got my girlfriend spread eagled on the bed legs wide open , then ran and tried diving in her with his dick ... only his dick to hit the wooden edge of the bed .. hahah

Took all my training to keep a poker face before I reassured him and referred him to urology

Had to take fifteen minutes off the shop floor before I could come back

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"You can never break my cock

I imagine it would be difficult to break your cock just by wanking...

Lol you wish. You're friend is sucking me off as i message you pissssed lol

My friend Polly is great at blow jobs! "

This is true i am great at blow jobs, though he was a little suprised when he found my dick was bigger than his...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they use a fab lolly stick for a splint I wonder?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Do they use a fab lolly stick for a splint I wonder?"

Only if a chap is not so blessed.

Otherwise it's a tea-tray..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they use a fab lolly stick for a splint I wonder?

Only if a chap is not so blessed.

Otherwise it's a tea-tray.."

They might have the air con turned right down?

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