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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A pig? Except I don’t think they do. I saw a bloke sweating really badly at work today and I thought of a song by Roy Harper in which he sings “....Than a Chinese wrestler's jock-strap

Cooked in chip fat

On a greasy day.....”

People wonder why I laugh so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat kid in McDonald’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black man on trial in Louisiana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass blowers arse

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

...cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

All references to banned subjects removed. Please don't post them again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An English football supporter watching England play.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I dint sweat..... I glow!

I glow like a murder fucking pig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban."

Think we all know one of them!

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them! "

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them!

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan. "

Is it!? Sorry I opened the wrong door, I'll get my coat or did I bring a sweater ?

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them!

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan.

Is it!? Sorry I opened the wrong door, I'll get my coat or did I bring a sweater ? "

The gods may forgive you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FYI

The original expression "sweat like a pig" allegedly comes from smelting pig iron (which sweats as it cools). Pig iron, by the way, is so named because it's shaped in molds that branch off like piglets suckling on a sow. (Also, minor point of fact, dogs can sweat a little bit through the pads on their feet.)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them!

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan.

Is it!? Sorry I opened the wrong door, I'll get my coat or did I bring a sweater ?

The gods may forgive you..... "

Why so sad?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"FYI

The original expression "sweat like a pig" allegedly comes from smelting pig iron (which sweats as it cools). Pig iron, by the way, is so named because it's shaped in molds that branch off like piglets suckling on a sow. (Also, minor point of fact, dogs can sweat a little bit through the pads on their feet.)"

I didn't know any of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FYI

The original expression "sweat like a pig" allegedly comes from smelting pig iron (which sweats as it cools). Pig iron, by the way, is so named because it's shaped in molds that branch off like piglets suckling on a sow. (Also, minor point of fact, dogs can sweat a little bit through the pads on their feet.)

I didn't know any of that "

Nor did i but thank god for Google

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"FYI

The original expression "sweat like a pig" allegedly comes from smelting pig iron (which sweats as it cools). Pig iron, by the way, is so named because it's shaped in molds that branch off like piglets suckling on a sow. (Also, minor point of fact, dogs can sweat a little bit through the pads on their feet.)

I didn't know any of that

Nor did i but thank god for Google "

Don't spoil it! I thought you were a dead cert for the next fab pub quiz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FYI

The original expression "sweat like a pig" allegedly comes from smelting pig iron (which sweats as it cools). Pig iron, by the way, is so named because it's shaped in molds that branch off like piglets suckling on a sow. (Also, minor point of fact, dogs can sweat a little bit through the pads on their feet.)

I didn't know any of that

Nor did i but thank god for Google "

Does it mention a ‘Pig of Lead’ too? An old measurement of lead weight, like above, in a big pig shaped ingot?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them!

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan. "

eh do wot

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fancy that! I thought it was because pigs DON’T sweat!

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them!

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan.

Is it!? Sorry I opened the wrong door, I'll get my coat or did I bring a sweater ?

The gods may forgive you.....

Why so sad?"

didn’t spot tht one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them!

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan.

Is it!? Sorry I opened the wrong door, I'll get my coat or did I bring a sweater ? "

Likewise, im not clued up on elegance and panache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies to anyone who didnt like what i posted on this thread earlier. No offence was meant.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them!

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan. "

My dads mate had an Elan, went like shit off a shovel, looked like a pig squatting to take a piss tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy that! I thought it was because pigs DON’T sweat! "

They do have a few sweat glands but they cool down by wallowing in mud (google again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop. I do have a couple of others but they might earn me a forum ban.

Think we all know one of them!

Well, I don’t and I don’t want to know. I have delicate ears.

This is a sophisicated thread for those of us with a modicum of elegance, panache and elan.

My dads mate had an Elan, went like shit off a shovel, looked like a pig squatting to take a piss tho. "

Theres three words that could get you in trouble as well.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Fancy that! I thought it was because pigs DON’T sweat!

They do have a few sweat glands but they cool down by wallowing in mud (google again)"

Wallowing in mud was quite tempting today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field "

I wonder if that will disappear like my earlier post about a priest in a.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field

I wonder if that will disappear like my earlier post about a priest in a..... "

Probably.

At least it wasn't ignored lol. My posts are either or ignored or replies are barbed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field

I wonder if that will disappear like my earlier post about a priest in a.....

Probably.

At least it wasn't ignored lol. My posts are either or ignored or replies are barbed lol "

It happens to us all. It's the nature of the threads. But I can't imagine you ever being ignored for long....

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fancy that! I thought it was because pigs DON’T sweat! "

How do they regulate there body temperature then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fancy that! I thought it was because pigs DON’T sweat!

They do have a few sweat glands but they cool down by wallowing in mud (google again)"

.

So in a heat wave like now where there's no mud! What do they all just die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field

I wonder if that will disappear like my earlier post about a priest in a.....

Probably.

At least it wasn't ignored lol. My posts are either or ignored or replies are barbed lol

It happens to us all. It's the nature of the threads. But I can't imagine you ever being ignored for long...."

Well thats 3 of us on the naughty step.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy that! I thought it was because pigs DON’T sweat!

They do have a few sweat glands but they cool down by wallowing in mud (google again).

So in a heat wave like now where there's no mud! What do they all just die?"

You need to provide mud

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Fancy that! I thought it was because pigs DON’T sweat!

They do have a few sweat glands but they cool down by wallowing in mud (google again).

So in a heat wave like now where there's no mud! What do they all just die?"

Roast pork ... mom.nom

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