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I'll bring spinach, feta and sweet chilli tartlets and my homemade elderflower cordial (plus vodka to go with it, obvs). I'll entertain with my list of things I wish I could comment on peoples Fab status updates! | |||
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And for dessert, I shall let you choose. | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things." Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? " Weeeell I’d ever cook something nice and rush it over or we can order something nice and I pick it up on way over anything you like we can have.... should always be ladies choice
As for entertainment we I think we can find something fun to do that ticks you enjoyment level or we can just tie you up and I can just try different things see what gets a good reaction | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? " Red, white wine, chocolate brownies. Amuse you, we could just turn the radio on or pop in a cd and just slow dance together while I sweet talking you or amuse you with my sense of humour X | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things. Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe" Sorry H, I think I've pulled so my offer of alcohol is retracted. | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things. Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe Sorry H, I think I've pulled so my offer of alcohol is retracted." Aren't you just spoilt for choice. | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things. Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe Sorry H, I think I've pulled so my offer of alcohol is retracted." Hope it’s me who pulled ya    | |||
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I'll bring spinach, feta and sweet chilli tartlets and my homemade elderflower cordial (plus vodka to go with it, obvs). I'll entertain with my list of things I wish I could comment on peoples Fab status updates!"Hurrah!  | |||
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"I’d send you to the comedy club and you can get yourself chicken in a basket "Cheers...I think  | |||
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"A bueno and a lychee juice " Unnfff | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? " That’s a first !! I’d bring you a juicy foot long and a box of Amstall for refreshments, entertainment is easy... Lacey, she has skills
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"Twister. Fizzy drinks, refresher bars and peanut m&ms" The best m&ms  | |||
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"I would ask and bring what you requested. As for amusing you. Morris dancing ??" Ooo I love Morris dancers ! | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things." can we have Thai? | |||
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"Sirloin steak, served on a bed of steamed spinach, with a creamy white wine sauce. Served with a Cabernet Sauvignon. Entertainment, how about a game of scrabble?
And for dessert, I shall let you choose. "Apparently cunty isn't a word. | |||
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"Big bottle of Jack Daniels and decaf . We can talk bollocks as we get more and more d*unk, then have a bit of d*unk karaoke. " Yes babee What shall we sing? | |||
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"I’ll bting Pringles and Haribos. Wow you with useless facts for entertainment.
XX"Kapow. I love Pringles. | |||
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"Pizza and alcohol of some kind. And I'd bring Hatter for entertainment. " Perfect! | |||
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"There will be time for food and drink??? " I'm only here for the food. | |||
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"I would bring a bottle of Hendricks, the game 'twister' and a pineapple." What are we doing with the pineapple? | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? Red, white wine, chocolate brownies. Amuse you, we could just turn the radio on or pop in a cd and just slow dance together while I sweet talking you or amuse you with my sense of humour X " Brownies and laughter | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things. Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe Sorry H, I think I've pulled so my offer of alcohol is retracted." So fucking fickle. | |||
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"I'll just bring pooch and Pringles " | |||
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"Horlicks, twiglets and a game of scrabble. Ladies feel free to message me for this night of excitement." I bloody love a twiglet. Curry ones were lush | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? " A takeaway and a 2litre bottle of cola . We would then take you to our car and go dogging with you | |||
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And vodka, and any three mixers of your choice. And something to shot. | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? " chicken we having BBQ or oven? Budweiser Guinness and dissarono and for amusement I will bring the cards strip poker | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? That’s a first !! I’d bring you a juicy foot long and a box of Amstall for refreshments, entertainment is easy... Lacey, she has skills
P.s nice to see ya "I love me a food long. Yes, yes she does
Nice to see you too.
Can we take the piss out of the fairies about to grace our screens for 90mins | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? " You are the hostess- what will you provide for me in the form of libation, mastication and entertainment? | |||
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"I would ask and bring what you requested. As for amusing you. Morris dancing ?? Ooo I love Morris dancers !" Shake your scarves | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? A takeaway and a 2litre bottle of cola . We would then take you to our car and go dogging with you "Can I have a mask? | |||
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"Honey for Miss Honey and a pizza base and pizza toppings. We can be romantic and make a love heart out of the pepperoni
And vodka, and any three mixers of your choice. And something to shot. "I think I love you | |||
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"Honey for Miss Honey and a pizza base and pizza toppings. We can be romantic and make a love heart out of the pepperoni
And vodka, and any three mixers of your choice. And something to shot.
I think I love you " I love you too | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? chicken we having BBQ or oven? Budweiser Guinness and dissarono and for amusement I will bring the cards strip poker "*puts on all of her clothes* | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things. Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe Sorry H, I think I've pulled so my offer of alcohol is retracted. So fucking fickle. "Well now I know Thai is on the menu I'm all yours again. No willy can beat that. | |||
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"Big bottle of Jack Daniels and decaf . We can talk bollocks as we get more and more d*unk, then have a bit of d*unk karaoke. Yes babee What shall we sing?" Valerie? | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things. Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe Sorry H, I think I've pulled so my offer of alcohol is retracted. So fucking fickle.
Well now I know Thai is on the menu I'm all yours again. No willy can beat that. "Who's cooking Thai? I tried to get a ready mixed Thai spices but couldn't find any. | |||
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"Twister. Fizzy drinks, refresher bars and peanut m&ms The best m&ms "Obviously. I chose them | |||
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"So I invite you over What food and drinks will you bring? What will you do to amuse me? chicken we having BBQ or oven? Budweiser Guinness and dissarono and for amusement I will bring the cards strip poker
*puts on all of her clothes*"omg where's your sense of fairness it's summer I've only got shorts on | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things. Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe Sorry H, I think I've pulled so my offer of alcohol is retracted. So fucking fickle.
Well now I know Thai is on the menu I'm all yours again. No willy can beat that.
Who's cooking Thai? I tried to get a ready mixed Thai spices but couldn't find any."Cooking? What nonsense is that? I did do a gap year there but no. Order in. | |||
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"Sirloin steak, served on a bed of steamed spinach, with a creamy white wine sauce. Served with a Cabernet Sauvignon. Entertainment, how about a game of scrabble?
And for dessert, I shall let you choose.
Apparently cunty isn't a word."I recently found out it appears in the online oxford dictionary... 1Very unpleasant, disagreeable, or annoying. 2Relating to or resembling the female genitals.  | |||
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"Alcohol. Food... fuck it we can order something in. And entertain you as well? Bloody hell Honey, you're demanding. We can have a nice little chat about fluffy things. Wouldn’t mind enjoying your fluffy things hehe Sorry H, I think I've pulled so my offer of alcohol is retracted. So fucking fickle.
Well now I know Thai is on the menu I'm all yours again. No willy can beat that. "Haha unless is Thai and a willy on offer oh an your fluffy things | |||
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