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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently if you plan on sunbathing naked in your gardsn you have to tell your neighbours first!!!!. This is from the police.

How many of you would and what reaction do you reckon you would get from your neighbours??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours would most probably pull up a chair and enjoy the view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't. Funnily enough. But I don't do it when they are around, mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fairly private . we are lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't think she would complain.... she didn't last time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only do it when my neighbour is at work even though I'm not overlooked anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sunbathe naked in my garden quite a bit. I've never warned the neighbours but the garden is fairly private and not overlooked. I have had a delivery guy come round the back to drop a parcel off before tho. He got a surprise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently if you plan on sunbathing naked in your gardsn you have to tell your neighbours first!!!!. This is from the police.

How many of you would and what reaction do you reckon you would get from your neighbours??"

I go to beach where it's legal but I have in back garden in strategic places, suppose if you're a family with young children that could see its not good really

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Apparently if you plan on sunbathing naked in your gardsn you have to tell your neighbours first!!!!. This is from the police.

How many of you would and what reaction do you reckon you would get from your neighbours??"

wow never heard this one.is it new law or been about for a while?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I sunbathe topless in the garden. We are overlooked but I try to sit where I won't be easily seen. I would happily sunbathe naked but we're just a bit too overlooked for comfort.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

We have places in ththe garden that are private and sometimes go to a beach.

I wouldn’t tell the neighbours at all.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh and no, I wouldn't tell the neighbours. I can imagine the conversation

"Hello Mr and Mrs Won't-Speak-Unless-Forced-To. I thought you might be interested to learn that I shall be starkers in the garden this afternoon. Do feel free to pop round for a glass of something refreshing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and no, I wouldn't tell the neighbours. I can imagine the conversation

"Hello Mr and Mrs Won't-Speak-Unless-Forced-To. I thought you might be interested to learn that I shall be starkers in the garden this afternoon. Do feel free to pop round for a glass of something refreshing" "

Mine are all very old so that could be more than interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and no, I wouldn't tell the neighbours. I can imagine the conversation

"Hello Mr and Mrs Won't-Speak-Unless-Forced-To. I thought you might be interested to learn that I shall be starkers in the garden this afternoon. Do feel free to pop round for a glass of something refreshing"

Mine are all very old so that could be more than interesting"

Puts me in mind of the old joke,

One had a stroke, but the other couldn't reach..

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By *hruster and fuck buddyMan
over a year ago

warrington

Were in 2018 for gods sake, were we not all born naked ? If next door neighbours are noseying over the fence thats there own fault, all i m botherrd about is if my old man gets hard in the garden !!!( if he does il send him home ) ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen my neighbour's about 10 times in 8 years, usually when one of us is cutting the hedge between us. Popping round to alert them my boobs are out isn't high on my agenda. Likewise I'd be a bit miffed if they popped by to alert me they we're naked sunbathing!

I suspect my neighbour's and the police have better things to do than worry about my boobs out in my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My garden is overlooked by a allotment -no naked sunbathing although I was out in bra and knickers yesterday which probably wasn't very attractive for the people digging vegetables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it and I had quite a few complaints.

I suppose that's what you get for doing it out the front but the back's north facing, what do they expect?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My garden is overlooked by a allotment -no naked sunbathing although I was out in bra and knickers yesterday which probably wasn't very attractive for the people digging vegetables "
How much are these allotments to buy again ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My garden is overlooked by a allotment -no naked sunbathing although I was out in bra and knickers yesterday which probably wasn't very attractive for the people digging vegetables "

Oh I don't know, I bet they had something growing in the allotment that they didn't expect to see that day.

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Being naked is not actually illegal, the CPS have to prove your intent to cause "offence" , doing it discretely in your back garden I would imagine they would find hard to prove.

The police I would imagine have better things to chase after, although I probably suspect the two male officers wouldn't mind a nosey

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By *rBBMrsLDCouple
over a year ago

Seaford

Oh well I have been naked and the neighbours haven’t said anything to me yet.

Are we talking about telling them in person or slipping a little note through the letter box?

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