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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

as you were, C'mon Japan

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heartbreaking for the Japs

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Feel gutted for them

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Well fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither side wanted extra time. What a game.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

That breakaway goal was liquid football

Unlucky Japanese

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

man belgium didn't play well but you have to say that was one hell of a counter attack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel gutted for them "

To wuote "Highlander"...

" there can be only one!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still on the plus side Brazil v Belgium Friday. Onwards and Upwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted more penalties drama grr

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What a fucking goal.

Genuinely very sorry for Japan but it would of been cruel if it was pens.

Gutted we haven't got extra time.

Excellent 2nd half. Japan is a proud country and their fans can be very proud of their team tonight.

Fellani has to start now in the next game.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Still on the plus side Brazil v Belgium Friday. Onwards and Upwards "

Uruguay vs France as well

A great day of football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel sorry for japan myself it was a mighty deflating blow there

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still on the plus side Brazil v Belgium Friday. Onwards and Upwards

Uruguay vs France as well

A great day of football "

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Wanted more penalties drama grr"

That comes tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love my footy but Man City fans must love watching De Bruyne week in week out sensational player

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Jurgen Klinsmann is slowly morphing into Jamie Lee Curtis

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Watching the highlights now. What the fuck was neymar doing? Other than bringing the game into disrepute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching the highlights now. What the fuck was neymar doing? Other than bringing the game into disrepute "

He’s a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"as you were, C'mon Japan "

I used to have a Datsun 150Y as well as numereous motorcycles that were Made In Japan

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

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I still think belgium are going to win, they have a pretty solid team of which almost every player can be lethal.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo..."

See I'd go the other way with that. Ronalaldo is in the twilight and knows it, yes you get the silly celebrations and silly pose free kicks but the worst of the other nonsense seems to have been cut out and he absolutely dragged Portugals arse to a point in the Spain game, and not for the first time either.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"I still think belgium are going to win, they have a pretty solid team of which almost every player can be lethal."

My money's on Japan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching the highlights now. What the fuck was neymar doing? Other than bringing the game into disrepute "
I would love to see him when he gets his Tattoo's done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A world record has been broken by Neymardyarse recently.

In the film 'Casino Royals', film makers managed to roll an Aston Martin DBS, 7 times, which was a record. They've now approached Neymardyarse for advice on how to roll the DB11, 9 times, for the next 'Bond' movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching the highlights now. What the fuck was neymar doing? Other than bringing the game into disrepute I would love to see him when he gets his Tattoo's done "

When you look at the closeup the guys toes are on Neymars ankle but his heel is on the officials toes. The official probably has more weight on his foot but didn't flinch. Neymar probably has a general anaesthetic when it's tattoo time.

In the last game Brazil played the camera kept panning to one of the opposing fans that had cellotaped some dried noodles to his head. I notice Neymar's gone natural for the Mexico game

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

What I don't understand is how neymar can act like that when he knows his son will see it. His son is going to be teased for his father embarassing him, how is he going to explain that!

You couldn't get a stronger contrast with the Schmeichels!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

As I said on the Neymar thread.

One of the Brazil legends from previous needs to get hold of him and get in his head and tell him to cut it out.

He's from a fairly 'hard' country, got the tattoos etc.

He reminds me of a young Ronaldo but it's not his job to tell him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With video ref' becoming mainstream. It'll only get worse and worse. Until FIFA order a zero tolerance approach to diving, play-acting, and grappling, it'll continue to taint the game.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"With video ref' becoming mainstream. It'll only get worse and worse. Until FIFA order a zero tolerance approach to diving, play-acting, and grappling, it'll continue to taint the game. "

I want to see the ref stamp on neymars sciatic nerve and say "now cry me a river, bitch"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

One day his leg will fall off and the ref will be like 'oh its you, fuck all wrong, play on'.

Vultures and stuff will be pecking at him.

He can only blame himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With video ref' becoming mainstream. It'll only get worse and worse. Until FIFA order a zero tolerance approach to diving, play-acting, and grappling, it'll continue to taint the game.

I want to see the ref stamp on neymars sciatic nerve and say "now cry me a river, bitch""

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Who's feeling confident England can win tonight? I am. 2-1

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sweden first up today.

Good luck to Shag and those beautiful supporters

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Just realised that the world cup final is a week on Sunday. So if England were to make it, that would be 4 games in under 2 weeks

#sucks-to-be-in-midfield

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

4 games in under 2 weeks

Bless 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's feeling confident England can win tonight? I am. 2-1 "

The only thing I feel confident of is fans all over the country who will be going through the wringer while watching. That said, a narrow win while playing poorly will do me just fine.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It clashes with England v India in the T20.

What a bummer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It clashes with England v India in the T20.

What a bummer."

One on the telly, the other on the laptop. Problem solved

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It clashes with England v India in the T20.

What a bummer.

One on the telly, the other on the laptop. Problem solved "

It's alright for you! I'm a bloke.

One at a time.

Hope the Bbc got the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It clashes with England v India in the T20.

What a bummer.

One on the telly, the other on the laptop. Problem solved

It's alright for you! I'm a bloke.

One at a time.

Hope the Bbc got the football"

They haven't. ITV have the England game.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"As I said on the Neymar thread.

One of the Brazil legends from previous needs to get hold of him and get in his head and tell him to cut it out.

He's from a fairly 'hard' country, got the tattoos etc.

He reminds me of a young Ronaldo but it's not his job to tell him.

"

Didn’t rivaldo do the same kind of shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I said on the Neymar thread.

One of the Brazil legends from previous needs to get hold of him and get in his head and tell him to cut it out.

He's from a fairly 'hard' country, got the tattoos etc.

He reminds me of a young Ronaldo but it's not his job to tell him.

Didn’t rivaldo do the same kind of shit?"

What, breakdancing?

He looked like he was doing the worm yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I said on the Neymar thread.

One of the Brazil legends from previous needs to get hold of him and get in his head and tell him to cut it out.

He's from a fairly 'hard' country, got the tattoos etc.

He reminds me of a young Ronaldo but it's not his job to tell him.

Didn’t rivaldo do the same kind of shit?

What, breakdancing?

He looked like he was doing the worm yesterday."

He was brought up playing footsal which has different rules, he hasn’t played football as we know it whilst growing up and thinks the game is non contact. I agree he looks ridiculous but I don’t think he’s trying to cheat, he thinks he’s been fouled

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think it's blatant cheating.

That's why after a few minutes he's back to his feet running at the same pace.

He's trying to get others sent off by making out it was a terrible foul.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"As I said on the Neymar thread.

One of the Brazil legends from previous needs to get hold of him and get in his head and tell him to cut it out.

He's from a fairly 'hard' country, got the tattoos etc.

He reminds me of a young Ronaldo but it's not his job to tell him.

Didn’t rivaldo do the same kind of shit?"

Yeah vs Turkey I think, near the corner flag.

I can't think of many others who did it. Maybe Ronaldiniho? That might of been his teeth getting in the way though.

His teeth are offside, his teeth are offsiiiide.

Ronaldiniho his teeth are offside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I said on the Neymar thread.

One of the Brazil legends from previous needs to get hold of him and get in his head and tell him to cut it out.

He's from a fairly 'hard' country, got the tattoos etc.

He reminds me of a young Ronaldo but it's not his job to tell him.

Didn’t rivaldo do the same kind of shit?

What, breakdancing?

He looked like he was doing the worm yesterday.

He was brought up playing footsal which has different rules, he hasn’t played football as we know it whilst growing up and thinks the game is non contact. I agree he looks ridiculous but I don’t think he’s trying to cheat, he thinks he’s been fouled "

There's a bit of a difference from thinking you've been fouled and trying to draw the refs attention to it and, rolling around like you've just had your leg ripped off in a car accident.

Suarez did the same in his last game, nudged in the back and went down clutching his head like he'd been attacked with a hammer. If Bar review shows them trying to get other players sent off like that, they should be sent off themselves, they would soon stop after a few sendings off costing them crucial games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I said on the Neymar thread.

One of the Brazil legends from previous needs to get hold of him and get in his head and tell him to cut it out.

He's from a fairly 'hard' country, got the tattoos etc.

He reminds me of a young Ronaldo but it's not his job to tell him.

Didn’t rivaldo do the same kind of shit?

What, breakdancing?

He looked like he was doing the worm yesterday.

He was brought up playing footsal which has different rules, he hasn’t played football as we know it whilst growing up and thinks the game is non contact. I agree he looks ridiculous but I don’t think he’s trying to cheat, he thinks he’s been fouled

There's a bit of a difference from thinking you've been fouled and trying to draw the refs attention to it and, rolling around like you've just had your leg ripped off in a car accident.

Suarez did the same in his last game, nudged in the back and went down clutching his head like he'd been attacked with a hammer. If * Bar* review shows them trying to get other players sent off like that, they should be sent off themselves, they would soon stop after a few sendings off costing them crucial games."

*VAR*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo...

See I'd go the other way with that. Ronalaldo is in the twilight and knows it, yes you get the silly celebrations and silly pose free kicks but the worst of the other nonsense seems to have been cut out and he absolutely dragged Portugals arse to a point in the Spain game, and not for the first time either."

A blatant dive for the free kick that leveled the game vs Spain, -

some divers are better than others!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo...

See I'd go the other way with that. Ronalaldo is in the twilight and knows it, yes you get the silly celebrations and silly pose free kicks but the worst of the other nonsense seems to have been cut out and he absolutely dragged Portugals arse to a point in the Spain game, and not for the first time either.

A blatant dive for the free kick that leveled the game vs Spain, -

some divers are better than others! "

There’s a massive difference between diving and simulation, don’t go down? U don’t get the pen, fact. The Spanish defender was so naive going in like that behind him in that game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo...

See I'd go the other way with that. Ronalaldo is in the twilight and knows it, yes you get the silly celebrations and silly pose free kicks but the worst of the other nonsense seems to have been cut out and he absolutely dragged Portugals arse to a point in the Spain game, and not for the first time either.

A blatant dive for the free kick that leveled the game vs Spain, ?

some divers are better than others!

There’s a massive difference between diving and simulation, don’t go down? U don’t get the pen, fact. The Spanish defender was so naive going in like that behind him in that game"

Diving & simulation are the same, aren't they?

But a bit of body contact doesn't normally have the reaction of being shot in both legs!

I'm glad Portugal won't be boring their way to the final like a couple of years ago though

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo...

See I'd go the other way with that. Ronalaldo is in the twilight and knows it, yes you get the silly celebrations and silly pose free kicks but the worst of the other nonsense seems to have been cut out and he absolutely dragged Portugals arse to a point in the Spain game, and not for the first time either.

A blatant dive for the free kick that leveled the game vs Spain, ?

some divers are better than others!

There’s a massive difference between diving and simulation, don’t go down? U don’t get the pen, fact. The Spanish defender was so naive going in like that behind him in that game

Diving & simulation are the same, aren't they?

But a bit of body contact doesn't normally have the reaction of being shot in both legs!

I'm glad Portugal won't be boring their way to the final like a couple of years ago though "

If you were shot in both legs, I'd imagine you'd keep quite still as movement tends to hurt more. The more they roll around, the more it proves they aren't in serious pain. When I had kidney stones, i didn't want to move an inch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo...

See I'd go the other way with that. Ronalaldo is in the twilight and knows it, yes you get the silly celebrations and silly pose free kicks but the worst of the other nonsense seems to have been cut out and he absolutely dragged Portugals arse to a point in the Spain game, and not for the first time either.

A blatant dive for the free kick that leveled the game vs Spain, ?

some divers are better than others!

There’s a massive difference between diving and simulation, don’t go down? U don’t get the pen, fact. The Spanish defender was so naive going in like that behind him in that game

Diving & simulation are the same, aren't they?

But a bit of body contact doesn't normally have the reaction of being shot in both legs!

I'm glad Portugal won't be boring their way to the final like a couple of years ago though

If you were shot in both legs, I'd imagine you'd keep quite still as movement tends to hurt more. The more they roll around, the more it proves they aren't in serious pain. When I had kidney stones, i didn't want to move an inch. "

I'd imagine they'd move quite a lot on impact ...... also when I had my shin broken I seem to remember rolling around a fair bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo...

See I'd go the other way with that. Ronalaldo is in the twilight and knows it, yes you get the silly celebrations and silly pose free kicks but the worst of the other nonsense seems to have been cut out and he absolutely dragged Portugals arse to a point in the Spain game, and not for the first time either.

A blatant dive for the free kick that leveled the game vs Spain, ?

some divers are better than others!

There’s a massive difference between diving and simulation, don’t go down? U don’t get the pen, fact. The Spanish defender was so naive going in like that behind him in that game

Diving & simulation are the same, aren't they?

But a bit of body contact doesn't normally have the reaction of being shot in both legs!

I'm glad Portugal won't be boring their way to the final like a couple of years ago though "

No, diving is going down without contact a la Steven gerrard. Simulation is when contact is exaggerated to win a decision (technically this is only needed due to referee incompetence). I’ve lost count of the times I’ve seen a player not go down in the box only to miss the chance due to being impeded and not being awarded a penalty. Then the commentators all say he was too honest.

Rio Ferdinand said last night on tv that a player would get a bollocking back in the changing room for not winning a penalty and not scoring. Food for thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neymar is brilliant though ....... defo not in the aame twat league as bye bye ronaldo...

See I'd go the other way with that. Ronalaldo is in the twilight and knows it, yes you get the silly celebrations and silly pose free kicks but the worst of the other nonsense seems to have been cut out and he absolutely dragged Portugals arse to a point in the Spain game, and not for the first time either.

A blatant dive for the free kick that leveled the game vs Spain, ?

some divers are better than others!

There’s a massive difference between diving and simulation, don’t go down? U don’t get the pen, fact. The Spanish defender was so naive going in like that behind him in that game

Diving & simulation are the same, aren't they?

But a bit of body contact doesn't normally have the reaction of being shot in both legs!

I'm glad Portugal won't be boring their way to the final like a couple of years ago though

No, diving is going down without contact a la Steven gerrard. Simulation is when contact is exaggerated to win a decision (technically this is only needed due to referee incompetence). I’ve lost count of the times I’ve seen a player not go down in the box only to miss the chance due to being impeded and not being awarded a penalty. Then the commentators all say he was too honest.

Rio Ferdinand said last night on tv that a player would get a bollocking back in the changing room for not winning a penalty and not scoring. Food for thought "

Players still dive with the slightest bit of contact, -

it's what puts me off the sport.

In Women's football it's almost nonexistent at the highest level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s very off putting you are right, but for years we were cheated out of games by being honest and now we are a bit more professional and can dive as well as the best of them. I don’t have an issue with it, as long as there is a decent amount of contact

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's SWE v SWI

Anyone else bothering with this match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's SWE v SWI

Anyone else bothering with this match?"

I'm not England kick off is?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It's SWE v SWI

Anyone else bothering with this match?I'm not England kick off is? "

7pm

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"It's SWE v SWI

Anyone else bothering with this match?"

Really should be on BBC4

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It's SWE v SWI

Anyone else bothering with this match?

Really should be on BBC4 "

Well I don't know, plenty of other ways to watch Bargain Hunt or Antique wankers.

Prefer this to that dusty shite getting auctioned for £17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s only our potential opponents on Saturday, not like it’s important or anything!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Imagine being put next to Mark Lawrenson at a wedding.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Imagine being put next to Mark Lawrenson at a wedding. "

And your stood at the alter

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

What an absolute treat this is , European football at its very best

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

And the slow handclap from the crowd still doesn’t deter the commentator , who seems to think its a good game !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an absolute treat this is , European football at its very best "

High brow entertainment.

Mind you, it's still beats judge rinder, tipping point, or countdown

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"What an absolute treat this is , European football at its very best

High brow entertainment.

Mind you, it's still beats judge rinder, tipping point, or countdown"

Fair point

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"What an absolute treat this is , European football at its very best

High brow entertainment.

Mind you, it's still beats judge rinder, tipping point, or countdown"

You get Rachel Riley on countdown though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What an absolute treat this is , European football at its very best

High brow entertainment.

Mind you, it's still beats judge rinder, tipping point, or countdown

You get Rachel Riley on countdown though"

I can look at pictures of her while watching footer

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"What an absolute treat this is , European football at its very best

High brow entertainment.

Mind you, it's still beats judge rinder, tipping point, or countdown

You get Rachel Riley on countdown though

I can look at pictures of her while watching footer "

I can't. I've tried many times. She always wins

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Thank fuck for that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on England

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Show us the crowd you fuzzing basted camera man. I want to see those women in yellow jumping around and shit

1-0 to Shags lot

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

There has been a goal

Calm down calm down

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm in the park watching a swimming Pool develop in my belly button. Anything exciting happening?

Apart from crowd shots of bronzed Swedish Amazonians..?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Can we get an update from ShagTonight? Come on Sweden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we get an update from ShagTonight? Come on Sweden"

He's breaking out the celebratory Fanta and dizzy cola bottles.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Can we get an update from ShagTonight? Come on Sweden

He's breaking out the celebratory Fanta and dizzy cola bottles. "

Jizzy Cola bottles if this stays 1-0

Super duper Sours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we get an update from ShagTonight? Come on Sweden

He's breaking out the celebratory Fanta and dizzy cola bottles.

Jizzy Cola bottles if this stays 1-0

Super duper Sours"

They might even be fizzy if I proof read

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The Swiss look like they are going to score. 4mins plus 4mins

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

LATE DRAMA...nah not really

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Should of been a penalty.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Sweden to miss pen, Shakira to score on the break.

Edit - fuck that then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go Sweden. Happy days Shag

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Sweden to miss pen, Shakira to score on the break.

Edit - fuck that then."

He looks like he's been enjoying the buffet back at the team hotel.

Don't give it to him on a counter attack

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Goooo Vikings

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

So, Sweden go through.

Which one of them going to wear their change kit in the next round?

They both wear yellow.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cricket on sky.

First ball 5.30.

Should help pass the time till 7pm

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Lineker and Alex Scot really should have just fucked on the table.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Cricket on sky.

First ball 5.30.

Should help pass the time till 7pm"

no.... just go on youtube and sample the delight of this...

not going to announce what it is.. but its a corker!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B8g8fzlHGI

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Can't do links sorry Fabio, I only ever log on with my phone

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Can't do links sorry Fabio, I only ever log on with my phone"

damn.... you are missing a beaut!!!!

and just to rub it in.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Well so far it’s all going our way , and our tactical loss to Belgium is working a treat

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Can't do links sorry Fabio, I only ever log on with my phone

damn.... you are missing a beaut!!!!

and just to rub it in.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

"

You gotta tell me please

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

bookmarking

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Can't do links sorry Fabio, I only ever log on with my phone

damn.... you are missing a beaut!!!!

and just to rub it in.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

You gotta tell me please "

It’s coming home .....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"bookmarking "

Good. It's the stand out thread in The Lounge if not the website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't do links sorry Fabio, I only ever log on with my phone

damn.... you are missing a beaut!!!!

and just to rub it in.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

"

Thank god football tournament songs have gone out of fashion. Are other countries still doing them?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If we talking anthems I did buy a 7" vinyl of one.

Keegan had a perm.

'This time' it was called I think

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Russia the only group runner up to make it through to the QF so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If England make it to final I'm coming home

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Inspiring words form Geoffrey Allerton;

In the pub, a man shouts at the television and spills his pint,

A politician tells lies about the NHS,

Steve McClaren says Iceland are nothing to worry about.

Behind the bar, they have run out of dry roasted peanuts.

Oh, England.

*

In the south of France, bare-chested louts throw chairs,

A man on benefits sings a song about German bombers,

Roy Hodgson experiments with a diamond formation,

Roy Hodgson abandons his diamond formation.

Oh, England.

*

On TV, a pundit patronises Albania.

Auntie Mabel wants to watch Coronation Street,

But it's not on this week because Glenn Hoddle is struggling with prepositions in Toulouse.

In Tesco, flags with the Cross of St George are half-price.

Oh, England.

*

A Jamie Vardy lookalike is mobbed in Starbucks,

Jagermeister bombs are £1 each in happy hour,

A dozen Shadow Cabinet ministers resign but nobody has heard of them.

Roy Hodgson talks enthusiastically about James Milner.

Oh, England.

*

On the Eurostar, a d*unk misses his stop in Lille and wakes up in Brussels,

Steve McClaren repeats that Iceland carry no threat up front,

Ryanair lose Coleen Rooney's Gucci suitcase,

A Russian ultra is deported for wearing MMA gloves.

Oh, England.

*

In the commentary box, a producer offers Chris Waddle a cough sweet,

Tyson Fury turns up at the football instead of his world title fight,

A sink estate oaf offers a child refugee his pint of lager,

Gary Neville joins in a goal celebration like a child.

Oh, England.

*

A man out shopping flies an England flag from his Vauxhall Corsa,

Barbecues all over Lincolnshire are cancelled because of heavy rain,

Roy Hodgson sends on James Milner to run down the clock,

Russia equalise but never mind, Jack Wilshere is out of plaster.

Oh, England.

*

In Chantilly, Gabby Logan goes to the races.

On the ferry, a cheerleader with a drum feels seasick,

Oafs in the bar sing about German bombers,

Roy Hodgson makes six changes and feels confident.

Oh, England.

*

Back home, Steve McClaren insists Iceland are on the back foot.

Outside the Allianz Riviera, fans argue with a taxi driver,

An oaf with sunburn takes an Immodium tablet,

Raheem Sterling carries a cuddly lion toy on to a bus.

Oh, England.

*

Wayne Rooney scores a penalty and remembers the days when Iceland was called Bejams,

Arun Gunnarsson takes a long throw and thinks of Coventry,

Joe Hart ushers a shot into the bottom corner and forgets about shampoo.

On Sky Sports, Steve McClaren looks a chump.

Oh, England.

*

Roy Hodgson resigns and retires to a caravan in Cleethorpes,

Newsreaders make yet another football joke about Brexit,

The contraflow on the M1 is extended from Brent Cross to Leeds,

Harry Kane takes a corner for Tottenham.

Cheap beer, tear gas, water cannon, tattoos, vomit, trainers,

Three Lions, three sheets to the wind, three to a cell,

Bobby Moore, Bobby Charlton, Bobby Robson, Bobby Davro,

Turin, Germans, St Etienne, Ronaldinho,

Gelsenkirchen, Bloemfontein, Belo Horizonte, Iceland.

Oh, England, England.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Good luck England.

Hope you get the win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon England

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Well Sterling is proving his worth again

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over a year ago


"Well Sterling is proving his worth again "

It'd be amazing if he could find a teammate with a pass. Just once

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Columbia have suddenly remembered they're at a World Cup

Maybe England will in a second too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most boring half hour in football...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most boring half hour in football... "

You didn't see France v Denmark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most boring half hour in football...

You didn't see France v Denmark "

Worse than this!? Oh lord!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Good man Maguire, don't take shit from him

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Well Sterling is proving his worth again

It'd be amazing if he could find a teammate with a pass. Just once "

I can only guess Southgate must see something I don’t in him . He’s totally crap in an England shirt .

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Harry Kane. Score a goal"

Nice, to the point sign from that kid there, future England manager.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Most boring half hour in football...

You didn't see France v Denmark

Worse than this!? Oh lord! "

Only marginally worse ....

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

It's not such a bad game. It's got intensity, just not many chances. It'll open up as they get tired.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Columbia are missing 'James' big time. They get up front and have no options.

England have to take the initiative. They are the better team

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I keep thinking those trumpets are playing the start of One Minute Man by Missy Elliott

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Columbia are missing 'James' big time. They get up front and have no options.

England have to take the initiative. They are the better team"

Columbia are being physical, it's a good test for the team

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yellow?? can only be a red

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Yellow?? can only be a red"

Henderson said something about his mum, yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he'd gone down ala neymardyarse style. It's be red.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I didn’t realize Alli was playing till just then

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Off for a nice warm bowl of halftime WANDA

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I didn’t realize Alli was playing till just then "

You're not alone. Hope the ref watches some VAR at half time.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Who let that knobhead Neville on the panel for the world cup. Miss the old days with the proper guys like kamara.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those Colombians are dirty cheating bastards

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Those Colombians are dirty cheating bastards"

Yep. Back in the day we had some brutes that you just would not want to start the physical game with. I’m not a fan of this going on the ground business though. I think you just need to throw your weight around a little just to let them know you can overpower them, if you just hit the deck the opposition will just keep doing it just a little more decisively the next time.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Those Colombians are dirty cheating bastards"

Yes but that's how they roll. It's a good test for the players.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Was it a red card?, let's go over to Michael at the petrol station...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The Columbians and can tackle well but they got the look about them that they can come in from behind and cause an injury.

I thought it was England's lucky WC until that yellow card.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seconds out round 2

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

England to win 1-0. Goal comes between 65th and 75th minute and then they park the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jordan Henderson did a Neymar - loads of play acting - should have been booked

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Jordan Henderson did a Neymar - loads of play acting - should have been booked "

It's not cheating when we do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's working out, having Sterling and Ali on the pitch. Maybe it would be better replacing the pair of them. Loftus-Cheek and Rashford would probably do better.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Kane would make a crap rugby player

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get the Fuck in there Harry Lad

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Have that you cheating scum !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it a red card?, let's go over to Michael at the petrol station..."

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

These guys are using every trick in the book scuffing up the penalty spot what babies

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Didn't work!!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

The only way england would have scored is being awarded a penalty

Haven't had a chance at goal against a shit team

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fucking get in there. Well done Harry Kane. What a farce.

The ref needs a talking too.

Book the captain if the team stand around the spot as if they are on strike.

They have almost given in thinking they can beat England

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"These guys are using every trick in the book scuffing up the penalty spot what babies "

Bit of a weird tactic. Not sure why Kane is more likely to miss from a scuffed spot

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"These guys are using every trick in the book scuffing up the penalty spot what babies "

Just what I said to my boys, they're behaving like kids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in there Harry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These Columbians are fucking crackers

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

4 yellow cards, grow some balls ref

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

5, nearly half their team are on a yellow card

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Colombia must have snorted a shitload at HT.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"4 yellow cards, grow some balls ref"

I’ve just said exactly the same thing, grow some balls and get a few reds out instead, it’s becoming a farce

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"4 yellow cards, grow some balls ref

I’ve just said exactly the same thing, grow some balls and get a few reds out instead, it’s becoming a farce "

They don't respect his authoritar

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

The south Americans always turn into raving loonies on a football pitch if it's not going their way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the Columbians think VAR means Verbally Abuse Ref

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 yellow cards, grow some balls ref

I’ve just said exactly the same thing, grow some balls and get a few reds out instead, it’s becoming a farce

They don't respect his authoritar"

He's being incredibly lenient.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Maguire is the boss tonight

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Might be time for a quick sub get some fresh legs and watch the Colombians dive in.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Might be time for a quick sub get some fresh legs and watch the Colombians dive in. "

Take Kane off and park the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much for "the beautiful game".

This game is ugly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maguire is the boss tonight "
Totally agree

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

At least we probably won't have to sit through 30 extra minutes of this shire

No chances from either side

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Shite not shire but you prob knew that

If your watching it

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Shite not shire but you prob knew that

If your watching it"

It's better than the Tunisia or Belgium games

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

77 mins. That's what it's taken for Columbia to get a cross in.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"77 mins. That's what it's taken for Columbia to get a cross in.

"

Because maguire has owned them all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rashford for Sterling and Loftus Cheek for Alli please Gareth

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Just one more and put this game to fucking bed

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Rashford for Sterling and Loftus Cheek for Alli please Gareth "

Kane off please, protect your best players

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Jeeez that got the old

Blood pressure up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

think me heart stopped for a minute there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did we win?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not yet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Did we win?"

Wanna buy a stopwatch?

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