FabSwingers.com forum: Where are the BO police?

By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

New idea to improve the economy, public health and create jobs. BO police officers, especially handy on hot days like this.

There seems to be an epidemic of smelly people, mainly men I'll add, in London. They should be stopped, fined and have a bucket of soapy water chucked over their head.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it. "

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need. "

I agree.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

I agree. "

The thing is, that's multiple days worth of bacteria i can smell on him. He didn't just get a bit sweaty on the way to work. Wash you smelly bastard, wash.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

I agree.

The thing is, that's multiple days worth of bacteria i can smell on him. He didn't just get a bit sweaty on the way to work. Wash you smelly bastard, wash. "

The smell is often on dirty clothes that they wear on multiples days. What I don’t get is why they can’t smell it themselves.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

I agree.

The thing is, that's multiple days worth of bacteria i can smell on him. He didn't just get a bit sweaty on the way to work. Wash you smelly bastard, wash.

The smell is often on dirty clothes that they wear on multiples days. What I don’t get is why they can’t smell it themselves. "

Oh that's minging. I never wear the same top two days in a row, it would feel dirty as soon as I put it on.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

I agree.

The thing is, that's multiple days worth of bacteria i can smell on him. He didn't just get a bit sweaty on the way to work. Wash you smelly bastard, wash.

The smell is often on dirty clothes that they wear on multiples days. What I don’t get is why they can’t smell it themselves.

Oh that's minging. I never wear the same top two days in a row, it would feel dirty as soon as I put it on. "

Yeah , in total agreement in this one .

Anti perspirant isn’t expensive , and wearing dirty clothing is inexcusable .

I don’t get how they can’t smell themselves either , it’s disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bo inspector

Can I get a re~ewind !!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I don’t get how they can’t smell themselves either , it’s disgusting

Some people have something wrong with the way they experience temperature. I've known people who managed to feel cold whilst they wore jackets over jumpers in 25 degree heat.

They stank.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Bo inspector

Can I get a re~ewind !!"

Awesome reference

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Seriously, if you read a news report about a riot on the underground. Then it was I who started it because a smelly guy sat next to me.

Gonna set my eyes to "fuck off" as i head down the escalator.

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over a year ago

"Seriously, if you read a news report about a riot on the underground. Then it was I who started it because a smelly guy sat next to me.

Gonna set my eyes to "fuck off" as i head down the escalator. "

They might think you're flirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New idea to improve the economy, public health and create jobs. BO police officers, especially handy on hot days like this.

There seems to be an epidemic of smelly people, mainly men I'll add, in London. They should be stopped, fined and have a bucket of soapy water chucked over their head. "

Chuck the soapy water at their armpits! I had an ex that didn't have a shower between Friday morning and Monday morning.

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Softy southerners, yer wont git for in pit op North wit yer soap and fancy smellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a youngish man on the bus a few days ago, in sweltering heat, wearing a knitted jumper.

He didn't have a bead of sweat on his face, so his pits must have been drenched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

I agree.

The thing is, that's multiple days worth of bacteria i can smell on him. He didn't just get a bit sweaty on the way to work. Wash you smelly bastard, wash.

The smell is often on dirty clothes that they wear on multiples days. What I don’t get is why they can’t smell it themselves. "

Same reason why some can't see that they are obnoxious nitwits

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Softy southerners, yer wont git for in pit op North wit yer soap and fancy smellies"

Real men don't wear deodorant right?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

I agree.

The thing is, that's multiple days worth of bacteria i can smell on him. He didn't just get a bit sweaty on the way to work. Wash you smelly bastard, wash.

The smell is often on dirty clothes that they wear on multiples days. What I don’t get is why they can’t smell it themselves.

Oh that's minging. I never wear the same top two days in a row, it would feel dirty as soon as I put it on. "

I changed my top 3 times today as I am very self concious in this heat.

A travel size febreeze is very handy in your bag

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I saw a youngish man on the bus a few days ago, in sweltering heat, wearing a knitted jumper.

He didn't have a bead of sweat on his face, so his pits must have been drenched."

My stomach turned when i read that

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

I agree.

The thing is, that's multiple days worth of bacteria i can smell on him. He didn't just get a bit sweaty on the way to work. Wash you smelly bastard, wash.

The smell is often on dirty clothes that they wear on multiples days. What I don’t get is why they can’t smell it themselves.

Oh that's minging. I never wear the same top two days in a row, it would feel dirty as soon as I put it on.

I changed my top 3 times today as I am very self concious in this heat.

A travel size febreeze is very handy in your bag

To spray at the smelly people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe in this day 'n' age (where we have fresh water and soap cheaper than a can of ) that this kinda thing is an issue! I can understand a little bit of sweat and a mild odour in this heat but when you can literally clear the dancefloor with your own smell, that is next level!!! Pass me the sick bucket

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

You don't even have to shower these days... antiperspirant lasts 67 hrs long and isn't even antiperspirant any more - it's anti stain, nano technological stuff that would probably wash your clothes if you asked it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This day and age there's no excuse and really winds me up, I tend to say something either direct or indirectly when near, that goes for most things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any hot water until tomorrow night

I'll be using baby wipes along with the kettle and a bowl!!

No excuse

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Softy southerners, yer wont git for in pit op North wit yer soap and fancy smellies

Real men don't wear deodorant right? "
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I've never wore it myself but then I do shower twice a day

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Seriously, if you read a news report about a riot on the underground. Then it was I who started it because a smelly guy sat next to me.

Gonna set my eyes to "fuck off" as i head down the escalator.

They might think you're flirting.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need.

I agree.

The thing is, that's multiple days worth of bacteria i can smell on him. He didn't just get a bit sweaty on the way to work. Wash you smelly bastard, wash.

The smell is often on dirty clothes that they wear on multiples days. What I don’t get is why they can’t smell it themselves.

Oh that's minging. I never wear the same top two days in a row, it would feel dirty as soon as I put it on.

I changed my top 3 times today as I am very self concious in this heat.

A travel size febreeze is very handy in your bag

To spray at the smelly people? "

Yep, not directly at them, but into the air behind them

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I can’t stand it either. Too many people just think a lynx bottle is a shower in a can too, if it’s a particularly hot day and I intend on going out I take spare shirts/t-shirts and anti perspirant with me. NOT deoderant.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Gopping is the word that covers it.

No need for it.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

When I used to work in an office I would wash and press all my shirts and I’d have around four that would be hung up in the office at any time in case I ever wanted to swap shirts mid shift. It also came in handy if I ever had coffee spilt over me or something similar. I’m quite anal when it comes to how I present myself.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I would vote for that. I actually gag when I smell BO. I can’t help it.

When i got on the train, a guy had left a smell trail all the way down the aisle.

No need for that. No need. "

Sweaty Bastard

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"When I used to work in an office I would wash and press all my shirts and I’d have around four that would be hung up in the office at any time in case I ever wanted to swap shirts mid shift. It also came in handy if I ever had coffee spilt over me or something similar. I’m quite anal when it comes to how I present myself."

That’s becoming apparent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New idea to improve the economy, public health and create jobs. BO police officers, especially handy on hot days like this.

There seems to be an epidemic of smelly people, mainly men I'll add, in London. They should be stopped, fined and have a bucket of soapy water chucked over their head. "
Today is single men day a big up for single sweaty men

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

That’s becoming apparent

I have to look after myself, nobody else will

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Never happen in France, they love deodorant

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm so glad that due to my body's annoying habit of sweating ridiculous amounts and my paranoia about smelling which being brought up a girl I was taught was a bad thing by other bitchy girl's snide remarks (all girls school, yay!), that I moved on from my upbringing of flannel jobs, Friday baths, and being too poor to afford a shower (we didn't get one till my late teens), and I kept trying to find the right body wash/deodorant combo that works best for me. Although it's not perfect so I have to chuck my tops in a hot wash every now and then (detergents clean in cold washes my arse, they struggle at 40 with my clothes). But, it's all worth the work to make sure I don't offend other people's noses.

Maybe they can't actually smell themselves, I couldn't unless I happened to lift my arm enough or smelt my top and by then it was too late to do anything. Maybe they were brought up differently and don't realise that it's a bad smell that should never be smelt ever so they must scrub and perfume themselves more than they were taught to do to hide it. Maybe we do need BO Police to teach them

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