FabSwingers.com forum: Should women be allowed to cook on the barbecue?

By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Mrs Absolutebeginner took over barbecue duties last night and instead of burgers and chicken legs that we could burn around the outside she put on jacket potatoes, corn on the cob and chicken and peppers on skewers!! She then proceeded to garnish with a side salad once everything was eventually cooked. I had to sneak a couple of burgers on when she wasn’t looking.

Should we let the women loose on the barbecue?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Jp's on the BBQ

Take it they were wrapped in foil?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Ooh did you have potato salad? Can I come to your next bbq, sounds lovely!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Mrs Absolutebeginner took over barbecue duties last night and instead of burgers and chicken legs that we could burn around the outside she put on jacket potatoes, corn on the cob and chicken and peppers on skewers!! She then proceeded to garnish with a side salad once everything was eventually cooked. I had to sneak a couple of burgers on when she wasn’t looking.

Should we let the women loose on the barbecue?"

Sounds like you were out-classed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ's are for men. Burgers and sausages and smoke.

Corn on the what now?! Sounds like you've learned your lesson OP.

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Potatoes were in tin foil, took bloody ages. I agree steelheels, barbecue is for men, only burgers, sausages and chicken should go on! Side salad is for wimps and who mentioned potato salad ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potatoes were in tin foil, took bloody ages. I agree steelheels, barbecue is for men, only burgers, sausages and chicken should go on! Side salad is for wimps and who mentioned potato salad ffs!

What kind of man are you? Chicken you say, that is a borderline vegetable! If you are not cookin steak on there your wife has every right to remove you from bbq duties, to be honest i'm surprised she didnt slap you off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer what your wife cooked. Im not keen on sausage and burgers especially if cooked on a bbq.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potatoes were in tin foil, took bloody ages. I agree steelheels, barbecue is for men, only burgers, sausages and chicken should go on! Side salad is for wimps and who mentioned potato salad ffs!

You'll be having bananas stuffed with chocolate buttons next.

If it's not burnt it's not cooked. BBQ 101.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

It's food. So long as the level of taste doesn't suffer then who cares who cooks it?

I prefer to cook (anywhere) as it means I'm not having to crawl around on the floor entertaining small kids.

Sounds like you need to up your bbq game. Marinated lamb kebabs, or spiced chicken (tikka, cajun etc). We bbq'd some Thai mussels last summer. Just having "meat" is boring AF!

*Him*

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It is said that men are at their most attractive when they are at the bbq.... goodness knows where I read that

If I don’t have to do it I’m happy. It sounds like you had a great meal there though OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we let the women loose on the barbecue?"

What a horror show next you'll be telling me you let her touch the thermostat

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By *lackbird1000Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Barbecue is a cooking method does not mean is meat only ! In my country we do different types fish , meat , vegetables and even fruit pineapples etc .

Depends of the guests ! Also we share duties ,usually the ladies season the meat , prepare the salads and males Cook it .I bet was a lovely day !

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

No male here to do the bbqing. I did a half leg of lamb on the bbq Friday night for the second week running and it was amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we let the women loose on the barbecue?"

Absolutely fucking not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want decent food, then yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potatoes were in tin foil, took bloody ages. I agree steelheels, barbecue is for men, only burgers, sausages and chicken should go on! Side salad is for wimps and who mentioned potato salad ffs!

You'll be having bananas stuffed with chocolate buttons next.

If it's not burnt it's not cooked. BBQ 101. "

Bananas and buttons. Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a bbq at the weekend.

Steak burgers

Venison sausages

Cumberland sausages

Chicken kebabs

Pork and apple burgers

Garlic bread

Toasted marshmallows in the chimnea after.

Didn't bother with salad but did have coleslaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I the Mrs love cooking on the bbq, think I’m having 1 for just me and the kids Sunday (mr will be at his with his kid) once their back from their dads! And before you all say it my fella won’t be coming as sundays are my time with my kids as it’s the only day we really get a just us day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want decent food, then yes!

Kitchen yes, BBQ no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Men only. Then I can have a rest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo!!! Keep it traditional Bugers Sausages! Baps Rolls and a selection of sauce and drinks

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

GARLIC BREAD!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want decent food, then yes!

Kitchen yes, BBQ no

Outside kitchen...ker-ching!

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"GARLIC BREAD!!!!

It's the future! cheese-cake? Cheese-cake? A cake made of cheese???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to a friends bbq at W/end and she did a great job cooking on the bbq. Everything cooked to perfection and quite a few of us there- all that was left were a couple of sausages and everyone enjoyed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely not

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I cook up a mean bbq. When my friends bfd I go camping I have to have 3 bbq's on the go.... One meat and one veggie. The veggie and meat utensils can never cross bbw's as my friend is a veggie and doesn't want her food contaminated.

We have lots of meat, steak, sausages, burgers, fish sometimes, chops all cooked to perfection.

Then as we are eating out mains I pop on some pineapples wedges and peaches for pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont see the point of BBQs,just cook it in the oven and take it outside,undercooked food and food poisoning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont see the point of BBQs,just cook it in the oven and take it outside,undercooked food and food poisoning "

You must be fun at parties

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I dont see the point of BBQs,just cook it in the oven and take it outside,undercooked food and food poisoning "

No need for undercooked food on a bbq.... Just cook better!

The only time I've ever had food poisoning is from a restaurant in the autobahn in Germany.... Never from a bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont see the point of BBQs,just cook it in the oven and take it outside,undercooked food and food poisoning "

If you know what you’re doing you’d be fine - never had a dodgy stomach/had food poisoning or food that’s undercooked!

I love bbq’s as you can be chatting and having fun whilst foods cooking making sure guests are having a good time instead of being stuck indoors in a kitchen bored leaving the guests to entertain themselves- and besides bbq easier to clean/sort out then cooker!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Really enjoy bbq cooking, just need a pizza recipe, and a few more vegi ideas too

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have to bbq, if I didn’t we wouldn’t get one

It doesn’t bother me though as I know it will all be perfectly cooked and done to perfection

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I built ma own BBQ when I lived at a previous address, bricks & mortar, half an oil drum and a dismembered shopping trolley and the job's a good 'un. Women were barred from the immediate vicinity whilst cooking was in progress. Ma mate, who I sold the house to, enforces the same rule as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I hate cooking on the BBQ, it's a man's job.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Men usually have no idea what's the difference between the oven and the washing mac_ine, and all of sudden with a rare burst of suns_ine they become gormet chefs who proudly cremate everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forget the sliced aubergine, courgette and onion on skewers too.

And some salmon in foil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we let the women loose on the barbecue?"

Women are amazing cooks so yes absolutely, I built my own brick bbq of course I'm going to be the one cooking on it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I’ll handle the prosecco and ale

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Asparagus, haloumi cheese, prawns or langoustines. Then the meat, marinated lamb kebabs, burgers for the kids then sausages. Part boiled corn on the cob. Then finish with pineapple skewers soaked in syrup and cinnamon.

The secret is the order in which you cook stuff.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Men usually have no idea what's the difference between the oven and the washing mac_ine, and all of sudden with a rare burst of suns_ine they become gormet chefs who proudly cremate everything.

Speak for yerself Missy, it's where our primeval instincts kick in, and we just get the job done with no faffing about!

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I'll just throw another dinosaur on the hot shimmering logs...

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Men usually have no idea what's the difference between the oven and the washing mac_ine, and all of sudden with a rare burst of suns_ine they become gormet chefs who proudly cremate everything.

That's bollocks. They know full well what they are for. Decoration.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Bloody fire starters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst I prefer my sausage to be handled by a woman, meat, beer and fire are man territory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we let the women loose on the barbecue?"

On the strength of that i'd say go for it, it sounds delicious. Shall i bring beer?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm hungry now.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Whilst I prefer my sausage to be handled by a woman, meat, beer and fire are man territory.

You forgot the burnt offerings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst I prefer my sausage to be handled by a woman, meat, beer and fire are man territory.

You forgot the burnt offerings.

But but but burnt ends are like the BEST stuff off a proper BBQ...

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

*KLAXON*

Unattended female at the bbq again!

Marinated pork belly tonight

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"*KLAXON*

Unattended female at the bbq again!

Marinated pork belly tonight

Our 9 year old son calls it belly wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potatoes were in tin foil, took bloody ages. I agree steelheels, barbecue is for men, only burgers, sausages and chicken should go on! Side salad is for wimps and who mentioned potato salad ffs!

You'll be having bananas stuffed with chocolate buttons next.

If it's not burnt it's not cooked. BBQ 101.

Bananas and buttons. Yes please

I do choc bananananas and toasted marshmallows.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Potatoes were in tin foil, took bloody ages. I agree steelheels, barbecue is for men, only burgers, sausages and chicken should go on! Side salad is for wimps and who mentioned potato salad ffs!

You'll be having bananas stuffed with chocolate buttons next.

If it's not burnt it's not cooked. BBQ 101.

Bananas and buttons. Yes please

I do choc bananananas and toasted marshmallows.

We have our bananas with ice cream and then do marshmallows on the chimnea. I always end up feeling a bit sick though with the marshmallows, don’t know when to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i hate cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potatoes were in tin foil, took bloody ages. I agree steelheels, barbecue is for men, only burgers, sausages and chicken should go on! Side salad is for wimps and who mentioned potato salad ffs!

You'll be having bananas stuffed with chocolate buttons next.

If it's not burnt it's not cooked. BBQ 101.

Bananas and buttons. Yes please

I do choc bananananas and toasted marshmallows.

We have our bananas with ice cream and then do marshmallows on the chimnea. I always end up feeling a bit sick though with the marshmallows, don’t know when to stop

What do you mean, "stop"?!

I eat the whole bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules of a BBQ

Women have to

1. Go to the butchers for the meat

2. Go to the shop for the side salads and potatoes.

3. Prep all the side salads

4. Prep the meats with seasoning if required

5. Make sure all plates and cutlery are clean

6. Keep the guests entertained

7. Keep the kids in order

8. Fetch any meat out to the BBQ when required

9. Prepare more veg if necessary

10. Keep the cook supplied with beer

11. Keep on top of all dirty plates

12. Tidy up once everyone has left

Men have to

1. Cook the meat

2. Get congratulated and thanked for a great BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rules of a BBQ

Women have to

1. Go to the butchers for the meat

2. Go to the shop for the side salads and potatoes.

3. Prep all the side salads

4. Prep the meats with seasoning if required

5. Make sure all plates and cutlery are clean

6. Keep the guests entertained

7. Keep the kids in order

8. Fetch any meat out to the BBQ when required

9. Prepare more veg if necessary

10. Keep the cook supplied with beer

11. Keep on top of all dirty plates

12. Tidy up once everyone has left

Men have to

1. Cook the meat

2. Get congratulated and thanked for a great BBQ "

My rules:

1) wait for an invite

2) take alcohol

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rules of a BBQ

Women have to

1. Go to the butchers for the meat

2. Go to the shop for the side salads and potatoes.

3. Prep all the side salads

4. Prep the meats with seasoning if required

5. Make sure all plates and cutlery are clean

6. Keep the guests entertained

7. Keep the kids in order

8. Fetch any meat out to the BBQ when required

9. Prepare more veg if necessary

10. Keep the cook supplied with beer

11. Keep on top of all dirty plates

12. Tidy up once everyone has left

Men have to

1. Cook the meat

2. Get congratulated and thanked for a great BBQ

My rules:

1) wait for an invite

2) take alcohol

Done

Wanna come to my BBQ?

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"GARLIC BREAD!!!!

OMG it’s all going on now! This thread is the best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rules of a BBQ

Women have to

1. Go to the butchers for the meat

2. Go to the shop for the side salads and potatoes.

3. Prep all the side salads

4. Prep the meats with seasoning if required

5. Make sure all plates and cutlery are clean

6. Keep the guests entertained

7. Keep the kids in order

8. Fetch any meat out to the BBQ when required

9. Prepare more veg if necessary

10. Keep the cook supplied with beer

11. Keep on top of all dirty plates

12. Tidy up once everyone has left

Men have to

1. Cook the meat

2. Get congratulated and thanked for a great BBQ

My rules:

1) wait for an invite

2) take alcohol

Done

Wanna come to my BBQ?

can we convince Goodnightgirl too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rules of a BBQ

Women have to

1. Go to the butchers for the meat

2. Go to the shop for the side salads and potatoes.

3. Prep all the side salads

4. Prep the meats with seasoning if required

5. Make sure all plates and cutlery are clean

6. Keep the guests entertained

7. Keep the kids in order

8. Fetch any meat out to the BBQ when required

9. Prepare more veg if necessary

10. Keep the cook supplied with beer

11. Keep on top of all dirty plates

12. Tidy up once everyone has left

Men have to

1. Cook the meat

2. Get congratulated and thanked for a great BBQ

My rules:

1) wait for an invite

2) take alcohol

Done

Wanna come to my BBQ?

can we convince Goodnightgirl too

Maybe. Although I have already stood her up once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rules of a BBQ

Women have to

1. Go to the butchers for the meat

2. Go to the shop for the side salads and potatoes.

3. Prep all the side salads

4. Prep the meats with seasoning if required

5. Make sure all plates and cutlery are clean

6. Keep the guests entertained

7. Keep the kids in order

8. Fetch any meat out to the BBQ when required

9. Prepare more veg if necessary

10. Keep the cook supplied with beer

11. Keep on top of all dirty plates

12. Tidy up once everyone has left

Men have to

1. Cook the meat

2. Get congratulated and thanked for a great BBQ

My rules:

1) wait for an invite

2) take alcohol

Done

Wanna come to my BBQ?

can we convince Goodnightgirl too

Maybe. Although I have already stood her up once

Really! Fool I say ... hope she forgives you!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Potatoes were in tin foil, took bloody ages. I agree steelheels, barbecue is for men, only burgers, sausages and chicken should go on! Side salad is for wimps and who mentioned potato salad ffs!

You'll be having bananas stuffed with chocolate buttons next.

If it's not burnt it's not cooked. BBQ 101.

Bananas and buttons. Yes please

I do choc bananananas and toasted marshmallows.

Not on my BBQ you don't!

*next thread started is "Ladies only barbecue"

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Whilst I prefer my sausage to be handled by a woman, meat, beer and fire are man territory.

You forgot the burnt offerings.

But but but burnt ends are like the BEST stuff off a proper BBQ..."

I rest my case sir.

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