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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you don't want an authentic Chinese cook book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!! "

Cant do anything with the first, second or third, but I can get you the cock, lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!! "

Which cums first, the cock or the ( faberge ) egg?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I take it you don't want an authentic Chinese cook book."

errrr no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have something for you that smells nice

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

Cant do anything with the first, second or third, but I can get you the cock, lol "

Cheap skate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does father Christmas read our present list if we put them here

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"does father Christmas read our present list if we put them here"

I hope so..... I want to sit on his cock... I mean knee

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have something for you that smells nice "

What is that then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have something for you that smells nice

What is that then??? "

What you asked me for earlier

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

OP, try this for a singsong :

"On the fourth day of christmas my one love brought to me ...

four pairs of shoes,

three sets of lingerie

two bottles of Diorr, and

a good cock in a bald me. "

( Nearest i could do to Santa )

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have something for you that smells nice

What is that then???

What you asked me for earlier "

OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does father Christmas read our present list if we put them here

I hope so..... I want to sit on his cock... I mean knee "

you can sit on his cock and I will sit on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have something for you that smells nice

What is that then???

What you asked me for earlier

OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse?? "

shall I copy and paste your message

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!! "

youll never get what you want with a list like that.

You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....

WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc

Same for shoes and clothes.

And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...

otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have something for you that smells nice

What is that then???

What you asked me for earlier

OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse??

shall I copy and paste your message "

If you want yes everyone I asked Kevsin for his cock I have been asking for ages but the fucker is being frigded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!! "

You missed something off your wish list.... Frock-Style-Daimond-stalking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But youve been such a naughty girl all year...

Santa'll bring you so much more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

Cant do anything with the first, second or third, but I can get you the cock, lol

Cheap skate "

Well, it would spoil my surprise of smelling you first, then licking your shoes all the way up to your sexiest lingerie, all wasted if I knew what they were already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!! "

is that all you women think about and in that order

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

youll never get what you want with a list like that.

You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....

WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc

Same for shoes and clothes.

And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...

otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook "

Haha that is sooooo true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have something for you that smells nice

What is that then???

What you asked me for earlier

OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse??

shall I copy and paste your message

If you want yes everyone I asked Kevsin for his cock I have been asking for ages but the fucker is being frigded "

I'm not I lent my cock to a bloke on here for his profile picture

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

is that all you women think about and in that order "

Of course it is.....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

youll never get what you want with a list like that.

You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....

WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc

Same for shoes and clothes.

And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...

otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook "

Or better still, buy precisely what you want and reclaim the money off yer fella.

Romance? When did that die.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have something for you that smells nice

What is that then???

What you asked me for earlier

OHHH a can of air freshner for your arse??

shall I copy and paste your message

If you want yes everyone I asked Kevsin for his cock I have been asking for ages but the fucker is being frigded

I'm not I lent my cock to a bloke on here for his profile picture "

Ask him to have it back!!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

youll never get what you want with a list like that.

You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....

WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc

Same for shoes and clothes.

And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...

otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook

Or better still, buy precisely what you want and reclaim the money off yer fella.

Romance? When did that die. "

I am not sure where he is mushroom as I don't have one....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

youll never get what you want with a list like that.

You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....

WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc

Same for shoes and clothes.

And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...

otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook

Or better still, buy precisely what you want and reclaim the money off yer fella.

Romance? When did that die.

I am not sure where he is mushroom as I don't have one.... "

Normally i'd use an expression such as "yer f*c*ed then" but that patently isn't the case here.

Just remember though, that a fella is for life not just Christmas lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Here is my christmas list....

Perfume

Sexy underwear

Clothes/shoes

Oh and not forgeting COCK!!!

youll never get what you want with a list like that.

You have to say WHICH perfume, and where to buy it, and which shelf in the shop it is on....

WHICH underwear, what size, where to buy it, which hanger it is on etc etc

Same for shoes and clothes.

And as for the cock you have to be more specific about who it should be attached to...

otherwise you might be safer opting for the authentic chinese cookbook

Or better still, buy precisely what you want and reclaim the money off yer fella.

Romance? When did that die.

I am not sure where he is mushroom as I don't have one....

Normally i'd use an expression such as "yer f*c*ed then" but that patently isn't the case here.

Just remember though, that a fella is for life not just Christmas lol"

Its finding someone that will put up with me

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