FabSwingers.com forum: Women drivers can’t reverse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can any of you reverse, cause I have yet to meet one who can in the Devon back lanes, so to save time and your clutch I just whack it in reverse as soon as I see a woman and there’s no room to pass?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t even drive

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

You better get your battle helmet on now pal this is going to get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can any of you reverse, cause I have yet to meet one who can in the Devon back lanes, so to save time and your clutch I just whack it in reverse as soon as I see a woman and there’s no room to pass?! "

I can. And I can parallel park too before you start another thread

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to teach the world to reverse park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You better get your battle helmet on now pal this is going to get messy

It was nice to know him haha!

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I only reverse park, so much easier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can

bloody ace at it too! If the space is of questionable size...hubby gets out and makes me park it

It’s not that’s he’s terribly bad...but his spacial awareness is shocking and I’m just too good

MrsK x

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

The "Devon back lanes" is a very small sample of women reversers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is by far the most SEXIST forum post I have ever seen and I am reporting you!!!! Shame!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to teach the world to reverse park "

...in perfect harmony?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is by far the most SEXIST forum post I have ever seen and I am reporting you!!!! Shame!!!!!!! "

You should have seen my other ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get really irritated when I see a SUV being used for a school run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is by far the most SEXIST forum post I have ever seen and I am reporting you!!!! Shame!!!!!!!

You should have seen my other ones! "

No. This one tops them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women? Women can’t??? I’m no woman but i’m Shite at reversing. So many bumps and scratches on my lovely car cause i’m spatially unaware twunt.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get really irritated when I see a SUV being used for a school run "

Those speed bumps are pretty big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is by far the most SEXIST forum post I have ever seen and I am reporting you!!!! Shame!!!!!!! "

You didn't seem to have a problem when you last posted, having problems making your mind up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The "Devon back lanes" is a very small sample of women reversers

KM"

I think it’s big enough to jump to conclusions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can

bloody ace at it too! If the space is of questionable size...hubby gets out and makes me park it

It’s not that’s he’s terribly bad...but his spacial awareness is shocking and I’m just too good

MrsK x"
you've got a car that self parks haven't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is by far the most SEXIST forum post I have ever seen and I am reporting you!!!! Shame!!!!!!!

You didn't seem to have a problem when you last posted, having problems making your mind up?

Having problems making up my mind between being able to drive and this being sexist? I legit can’t drive

(Oh, and it’s sarcasm)

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I struggle going forward lovely! You don’t want me to have to reverse - trust me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggle going forward lovely! You don’t want me to have to reverse - trust me!

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Hey by looks of that pic you have no problem going forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I struggle going forward lovely! You don’t want me to have to reverse - trust me!

I’d be more than be happy to reverse for you, if I met you in the lanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find its the arses in the pristine Range Rovers that refuse to put even a millimetre of wheel off the tarmac the worst. They never even attempt a reverse and expect my poor tiny car to traverse ditches to get by.

P.s I am an excellent reverser although I like to attempt the two wheel side wheelie to scoot on through instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm going to buy you a wooden spoon OP

Just for the record I can reverse a car mighty fine thank you, and with a big trailer on too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

BMW mercedes and Audi drivers can't reverse ..range rover drivers don't even pull to the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm going to buy you a wooden spoon OP

Just for the record I can reverse a car mighty fine thank you, and with a big trailer on too

Prove it with a vid

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"The "Devon back lanes" is a very small sample of women reversers

I think it’s big enough to jump to conclusions. "

Ah yes, the provincial mindset

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I most certainly can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is by far the most SEXIST forum post I have ever seen and I am reporting you!!!! Shame!!!!!!!

You didn't seem to have a problem when you last posted, having problems making your mind up?

Having problems making up my mind between being able to drive and this being sexist? I legit can’t drive

(Oh, and it’s sarcasm)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Statistics show women’s insurance is cheaper than men’s so perhaps women are safer drives not that I’m trying to score points with the women on here honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Statistics show women’s insurance is cheaper than men’s so perhaps women are safer drives not that I’m trying to score points with the women on here honest

That’s cause men do all the reversing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I most certainly can! "

You obviously don’t live in Devon then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is by far the most SEXIST forum post I have ever seen and I am reporting you!!!! Shame!!!!!!!

You didn't seem to have a problem when you last posted, having problems making your mind up?

This one tops everything ever said on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BMW mercedes and Audi drivers can't reverse ..range rover drivers don't even pull to the side

You see a woman in one of those and it’s game over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'm going to buy you a wooden spoon OP

Just for the record I can reverse a car mighty fine thank you, and with a big trailer on too

That is impressive.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Statistics show women’s insurance is cheaper than men’s so perhaps women are safer drives not that I’m trying to score points with the women on here honest

That’s cause men do all the reversing!"
youve got some balls fella

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can't drive but I'll happily practise my reversing skills with a steamroller and you as a road marker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I welcome any woman to reverse onto me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't drive but I'll happily practise my reversing skills with a steamroller and you as a road marker

Haha, that proper made me laugh.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

With ease! Prefer reversing tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I can reverse park and parallel park and I drive an Audi too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can reverse pretty well, living in rural areas and having back lanes and their hazards to contend with it is a learned skill.

I can also paralell park and find it easier to reverse in a parking space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say I totally and utterly embarrassed myself the other morning when I met the school coach coming up the single track lane on the way to work. It was shocking!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

This is probably true, thankfully my car beeps if I get to close to anything

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can't drive but I'll happily practise my reversing skills with a steamroller and you as a road marker

Haha, that proper made me laugh. "

One does try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!! "

Thank you for your input.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I most certainly can!

You obviously don’t live in Devon then."

This is true ... but if I did I would be amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You obviously haven’t met me in the Devon back lanes yet, use them every day and I’m perfectly capable of reversing, with or without the horse box

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I think I'm going to buy you a wooden spoon OP

Just for the record I can reverse a car mighty fine thank you, and with a big trailer on too

It's actually easier to manoeuvre a large trailer than a small one. I can reverse fine... in fact when I was learning with my dad I surprised him my reverse parking will no problems. My mum had to teach my dad to reverse out the dive without sticking his head out the window

Maybe it's just rural Devon women who can't reverse.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!! "

I think it's the OP's humour, isn't it?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

You know OP, I used to think you were okay

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I can't be arsed to change the auto correct errors...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

My reversing and parking skills are exceptional, drive a big car for a while you learn fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can reverse park and parallel park and I drive an Audi too

Can u park mine then im stuck

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Possibly the best post today that's nailed on to make the OP irresisible to women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!!

I think it's the OP's humour, isn't it?"

Possibly hun, but no need to risk offending people xx

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I struggle going forward lovely! You don’t want me to have to reverse - trust me!

I've been in car with her. Twice. She's not telling lies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocking at reversing and parking to be honest. However I use indicators and don't leave it till the last minute to overtake, nor do I sit in the middle lane doing 60 like I see a lot of men doing. Oh and don't forget the last minute breaking too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Yup.... End of 'debate'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You obviously haven’t met me in the Devon back lanes yet, use them every day and I’m perfectly capable of reversing, with or without the horse box

Hopefully one day I’ll bump into you in the back lanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they was a hot guy in the back seat then they'll know how to back it up

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!!

Thank you for your input. "

Mine was tongue in cheek

I know you know lady drivers are better. You’re old enough to remember the days of cheaper insurance, before some bloke stuck his oar in demanind equal rights. Equality can be so overrated at times

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

There's bad drivers of both sexes... but only one scared me so much that I insisted on driving back

Sadly, that was a woman.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t even drive "

Not a problem! Man or woman.. Who can ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is probably true, thankfully my car beeps if I get to close to anything

Mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can, and what's more I can even read a map!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"This is probably true, thankfully my car beeps if I get to close to anything

Mine too

If you have your seatbelt off at the same time, the seat belt alarm might override the reverse warning alarm.

A friend told me this after bumping into the wall of a car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can reverse park and parallel park and I drive an Audi too

Can u park mine then im stuck

I'm sure I could

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!!

I think it's the OP's humour, isn't it?

Possibly hun, but no need to risk offending people xx"

Heaven forbid someone got offended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's bad drivers of both sexes... but only one scared me so much that I insisted on driving back

Sadly, that was a woman.

Nita"

I rest my case

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"BMW mercedes and Audi drivers can't reverse ..range rover drivers don't even pull to the side

Ermmm I'm an Audi driver that can reverse. I also use my indicaters and don't tailgate!!!

Don't lump all of us good Audi drivers in with the twatty ones!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insurance is cheaper for female drivers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BMW mercedes and Audi drivers can't reverse ..range rover drivers don't even pull to the side

Ermmm I'm an Audi driver that can reverse. I also use my indicaters and don't tailgate!!!

Don't lump all of us good Audi drivers in with the twatty ones!!!"

I’m sorry, you’re lumbed in buddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tend to find feminists are better at reversing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive an Audi and I'm a good driver

Those damn white transit van drivers though....eeeesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can go in a straight line, God help us all if I need to steer it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I can reverse park and parallel park and I drive an Audi too

Can u park mine then im stuck

I'm sure I could

Im struggling to fit it in here hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a FB who couldn't reverse her car to save her life but could reverse back onto my cock for a hole in one blindfolded...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!!

I think it's the OP's humour, isn't it?

Possibly hun, but no need to risk offending people xx

Heaven forbid someone got offended.

Well personally I’m not here to get offended. I’m on here to have fun

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"There's bad drivers of both sexes... but only one scared me so much that I insisted on driving back

Sadly, that was a woman.

Nita

I rest my case "

I forgot about the guy at college who drove like an idiot showing off. I got out at the traffic lights less when 5 mins after setting off... idiot boy!

He couldn't understand why I wasn't impressed by his "race driving display"

I dread to think what his reversing was like...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!!

I think it's the OP's humour, isn't it?

Possibly hun, but no need to risk offending people xx

Heaven forbid someone got offended.

Well personally I’m not here to get offended. I’m on here to have fun"

Seeing penis’s on here offends me, but I suck it up.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Let's settle this argument now

There's only one sensible way to find the better driver.

In the blue corner weighing in at not much it's the females

In the red corner weighing in at a lot more due to carrying inflated egos around are the males.

The red car and the blue car had a race, all the red could so was stuff his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!!

I think it's the OP's humour, isn't it?

Possibly hun, but no need to risk offending people xx

Heaven forbid someone got offended.

Well personally I’m not here to get offended. I’m on here to have fun"

Surely people wouldn't get offended over something so trivial.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's settle this argument now

There's only one sensible way to find the better driver.

In the blue corner weighing in at not much it's the females

In the red corner weighing in at a lot more due to carrying inflated egos around are the males.

The red car and the blue car had a race, all the red could so was stuff his face"

The clutch just burnt out in the blue corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a sexist post! And talk about tarring us all with the same brush!!

Your arrogant pathetic little man!!!

I think it's the OP's humour, isn't it?

Possibly hun, but no need to risk offending people xx

Heaven forbid someone got offended.

Well personally I’m not here to get offended. I’m on here to have fun

Seeing penis’s on here offends me, but I suck it up. "

Just to clarify I do not suck penis’s up, I repeat I do NOT suck penis. Hope that’s clear .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Let's settle this argument now

There's only one sensible way to find the better driver.

In the blue corner weighing in at not much it's the females

In the red corner weighing in at a lot more due to carrying inflated egos around are the males.

The red car and the blue car had a race, all the red could so was stuff his face

The clutch just burnt out in the blue corner.

I wanted you to sing the next line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. But since you would be premature anyway, there's no sense us both doing it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a FB who couldn't reverse her car to save her life but could reverse back onto my cock for a hole in one blindfolded...

Talent manifests in different ways my friend, in different ways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes. But since you would be premature anyway, there's no sense us both doing it!

Who told you lady ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to teach the world to reverse park

...in perfect harmony?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I can. But why should I when you're already on your way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can, but I like to do it slowly, just to piss off the man facing me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude I can tell a penis from a picture within millimetres of accuracy. I can look at a wall and know exactly how many rolls of wallpaper it would need.

You trying to tell me that I can't judge distances or reverse my car.

I've parallel parked when male passengers have said it's too small, shut your face it's fine, get in with credit card thinness distance between two cars and I can get back out.

Take it back!!

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Well I can reverse park and parallel park and I drive an Audi too

Ahhh, but do you know how to use the indicators? Or is true that Audis, BMWs and Volvos don't actually have them fitted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. But since you would be premature anyway, there's no sense us both doing it!

Who told you lady ? "

You just did!

I just whack it in reverse as soon as I see a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shows what Devon can offer the rest of the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's settle this argument now

There's only one sensible way to find the better driver.

In the blue corner weighing in at not much it's the females

In the red corner weighing in at a lot more due to carrying inflated egos around are the males.

The red car and the blue car had a race, all the red could so was stuff his face"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just shows what Devon can offer the rest of the country.

What’s with shades, it’s dark and you’re probably indoors?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just shows what Devon can offer the rest of the country.

What’s with shades, it’s dark and you’re probably indoors?! "

Is that all you can find to comment on? You're slipping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dude I can tell a penis from a picture within millimetres of accuracy. I can look at a wall and know exactly how many rolls of wallpaper it would need.

You trying to tell me that I can't judge distances or reverse my car.

I've parallel parked when male passengers have said it's too small, shut your face it's fine, get in with credit card thinness distance between two cars and I can get back out.

Take it back!!"

I admit, your ability to guess the size of a penis unerringly accurate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just shows what Devon can offer the rest of the country.

What’s with shades, it’s dark and you’re probably indoors?!

Is that all you can find to comment on? You're slipping. "

I’ve just got out the shower, I had shampoo in my eyes and I nearly slipped over in the kitchen. I’ll bring my A game later. Oh, nice shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Statistics show women’s insurance is cheaper than men’s so perhaps women are safer drives not that I’m trying to score points with the women on here honest

And illegal according to the European Courts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a FB who couldn't reverse her car to save her life but could reverse back onto my cock for a hole in one blindfolded...

Well that's what I cal getting your priorities right, well done to the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm excellent at reversing my naked body on to a cock with precision.

That's all you need to know.

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By *..TheCurvyPetrolHead...Woman
over a year ago

St Helens

I have my HGV licence. I can reverse anything perfectly. Fancy a reversing competition? Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excellent at reversing my naked body on to a cock with precision.

That's all you need to know. "

I don’t doubt you for a minute hun

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Depends what they're reversing on to.

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is there any popcorn left?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

There's not many things I can't drive & absolutely nothing wrong with my reversing.

Unlike the idiot man who reversed into my car a couple of weeks ago.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The women tell me they are grateful and that seeing you reversing into the distance gives them great comfort.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have my HGV licence. I can reverse anything perfectly. Fancy a reversing competition? Haha!

He's a champion back pedaler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The women tell me they are grateful and that seeing you reversing into the distance gives them great comfort. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother is Italian, ahem, and says she finds it tres difficile ths drive forwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excellent at reversing my naked body on to a cock with precision.

That's all you need to know. "

Amen Sister!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Reversing an articulated truck, no problem. Big mirrors.

Reversing a car, not so hot

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

Can i just say...

now you've posted this there's no backing out op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reversing an articulated truck, no problem. Big mirrors.

Reversing a car, not so hot

I’m picturing you reversing a truck with a cigar. À la Hannibal from the A Team.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I struggle going forward lovely! You don’t want me to have to reverse - trust me!

I’d be more than be happy to reverse for you, if I met you in the lanes."

Awww! That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i just say...

now you've posted this there's no backing out op.

See what you done there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I struggle going forward lovely! You don’t want me to have to reverse - trust me!

I’d be more than be happy to reverse for you, if I met you in the lanes.

Awww! That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me!

Thanks for humouring me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regardless of gender, anyone can be a shit driver but I kind of agree that some women have no idea when it comes to reversing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regardless of gender, anyone can be a shit driver but I kind of agree that some women have no idea when it comes to reversing."

And some men too....

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

They should stick to reversing onto my cock, they're generally much better at that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They should stick to reversing onto my cock, they're generally much better at that."

Do they beep when they back up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regardless of gender, anyone can be a shit driver but I kind of agree that some women have no idea when it comes to reversing.

And some men too...."

Personally, I’ve found that particular aspect of driving to be more challenging to women but yes of course some men too will have an issue with it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Regardless of gender, anyone can be a shit driver but I kind of agree that some women have no idea when it comes to reversing.

And some men too....

Personally, I’ve found that particular aspect of driving to be more challenging to women but yes of course some men too will have an issue with it."

I have to ask.

How many women do you watch reverse and make notes and then compare the data with all the men that you have watched reverse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im rubbish if i said how mant crashes id been involved in you would laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regardless of gender, anyone can be a shit driver but I kind of agree that some women have no idea when it comes to reversing.

And some men too....

Personally, I’ve found that particular aspect of driving to be more challenging to women but yes of course some men too will have an issue with it.

I have to ask.

How many women do you watch reverse and make notes and then compare the data with all the men that you have watched reverse ?"

I don’t compare data granny it’s just an observation, I thought they were allowed in discussions, obviously not. Having limited parking where I worked and lived over numerous years the women i encountered seemed to have more problems then the men when it came to reversing into a space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men also do that sexy rolled up sleeve - one handed - looking over the shoulder - reversing style, can’t say I’ve seen a woman match that look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men also do that sexy rolled up sleeve - one handed - looking over the shoulder - reversing style, can’t say I’ve seen a woman match that look...

I swoon over that! And ‘apparently men have more spacial awareness’ but I just think people who don't park cars well are women who lack the skill, and men, who might be good at parking but are just too lazy and rude to make the effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im rubbish if i said how mant crashes id been involved in you would laugh"

I don't find people being involved in crashes funny. Maybe you should retake your test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men also do that sexy rolled up sleeve - one handed - looking over the shoulder - reversing style, can’t say I’ve seen a woman match that look...

I go for the open the door and reverse while looking backwards style.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Men also do that sexy rolled up sleeve - one handed - looking over the shoulder - reversing style, can’t say I’ve seen a woman match that look...

Bloody hell woman ..... if you kept your eyes off cock for a moment you'd notice the women that do it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men also do that sexy rolled up sleeve - one handed - looking over the shoulder - reversing style, can’t say I’ve seen a woman match that look...

I go for the open the door and reverse while looking backwards style.

Goes great till your door hits that low post... then you look a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men also do that sexy rolled up sleeve - one handed - looking over the shoulder - reversing style, can’t say I’ve seen a woman match that look...

I go for the open the door and reverse while looking backwards style.

Goes great till your door hits that low post... then you look a twat

Lol yup. Been lucky so far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men also do that sexy rolled up sleeve - one handed - looking over the shoulder - reversing style, can’t say I’ve seen a woman match that look...

You know it, you can’t teach that shit!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

Me neither....... maybe it's a scouse thing.... I could get a chicken through a letterbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

Me neither....... maybe it's a scouse thing.... I could get a chicken through a letterbox. "

And cook it at the same time

us scouse woman are good at multitasking, well some of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is cracking me up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This thread is cracking me up

Can handsome men park or is it just the ugly ones ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

Me neither....... maybe it's a scouse thing.... I could get a chicken through a letterbox.

And cook it at the same time

us scouse woman are good at multitasking, well some of us

Lol the scouse are funny, maybe the ladies i've seen since I have been here aren't true scousers.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

Me neither....... maybe it's a scouse thing.... I could get a chicken through a letterbox.

And cook it at the same time

us scouse woman are good at multitasking, well some of us

Lol the scouse are funny, maybe the ladies i've seen since I have been here aren't true scousers.

From the Wirral ?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Reversing an articulated truck, no problem. Big mirrors.

Reversing a car, not so hot

I’m picturing you reversing a truck with a cigar. À la Hannibal from the A Team."

Hahahahaha! He only had a van, the wuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men also do that sexy rolled up sleeve - one handed - looking over the shoulder - reversing style, can’t say I’ve seen a woman match that look...

Bloody hell woman ..... if you kept your eyes off cock for a moment you'd notice the women that do it well.

Oh there’s lots of them! Like I said, and lots of men who do also, basically it’s just drivers whom lack skills and/or are to lazy to care. I was putting a tongue in cheek with that reply x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

Me neither....... maybe it's a scouse thing.... I could get a chicken through a letterbox.

And cook it at the same time

us scouse woman are good at multitasking, well some of us

St Hellens or Birkenhead?

Lol the scouse are funny, maybe the ladies i've seen since I have been here aren't true scousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

Me neither....... maybe it's a scouse thing.... I could get a chicken through a letterbox.

And cook it at the same time

us scouse woman are good at multitasking, well some of us

Lol the scouse are funny, maybe the ladies i've seen since I have been here aren't true scousers.

St Helen’s or Birkenhead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

Me neither....... maybe it's a scouse thing.... I could get a chicken through a letterbox.

And cook it at the same time

us scouse woman are good at multitasking, well some of us

Lol the scouse are funny, maybe the ladies i've seen since I have been here aren't true scousers.

From the Wirral ?"

Is that where it says I am because thats not where I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men drivers don't know speed limits or where their indicators are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know quite a few women HGV drivers! They can handle it no problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day I was picked up by a female Uber driver and rest is history.. phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find reverse parking easier tbh, and no problem with parallel parking either.

Me neither....... maybe it's a scouse thing.... I could get a chicken through a letterbox.

And cook it at the same time

us scouse woman are good at multitasking, well some of us

Lol the scouse are funny, maybe the ladies i've seen since I have been here aren't true scousers.

St Helen’s or Birkenhead?

Yes birkenhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just done an advanced drivers course. Did you know that speeding over 20mph on your journey will on average save you 7.5 seconds !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best sights are in Kensington and Chelsea when silly women are trying to pick up their kids from school in their SUVs with their skinny lattes and flat whites from Costa and Starbucks.. you all have to visit and watch it for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is cracking me up

Can handsome men park or is it just the ugly ones ?"

What do I know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best sights are in Kensington and Chelsea when silly women are trying to pick up their kids from school in their SUVs with their skinny lattes and flat whites from Costa and Starbucks.. you all have to visit and watch it for yourself

I know what your saying!! I had a girl infront of me last week decide to stop on a single carriage way and proceed to hand over her child to someone!! No regard or thought whatsoever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what your saying!! I had a girl infront of me last week decide to stop on a single carriage way and proceed to hand over her child to someone!! No regard or thought whatsoever!!"

Bitch!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I can reverse and park, I can also reverse and park whilst towing a caravan or trailer, can you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has to be the most defensive thread ever in the history of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what your saying!! I had a girl infront of me last week decide to stop on a single carriage way and proceed to hand over her child to someone!! No regard or thought whatsoever!!

Bitch! "

Total bitch! I nearly spilled my Costa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what your saying!! I had a girl infront of me last week decide to stop on a single carriage way and proceed to hand over her child to someone!! No regard or thought whatsoever!!

Bitch!

Total bitch! I nearly spilled my Costa "

You seem like a Starbucks girl

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP. I bet you are PERFECT at reversing, aren't you?

There are plenty of male drivers who don't even know their vehicle has Reverse Gear let alone how to use it nor know the width of their car, has indicators, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what your saying!! I had a girl infront of me last week decide to stop on a single carriage way and proceed to hand over her child to someone!! No regard or thought whatsoever!!

Bitch!

Total bitch! I nearly spilled my Costa "
God it was you

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Sorry dude. I drive a lot, and the worst group of drivers by a country mile are middle aged men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude. I drive a lot, and the worst group of drivers by a country mile are middle aged men. "
No country for old men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP. I bet you are PERFECT at reversing, aren't you?

There are plenty of male drivers who don't even know their vehicle has Reverse Gear let alone how to use it nor know the width of their car, has indicators, etc.

I’m not one to blow my own trumpet. Heaven knows I’ve tried, I wouldn’t say I was perfect at reversing,but I know if I meet a woman in the lanes, it saves me a lot of time if I just reverse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can reverse and park, I can also reverse and park whilst towing a caravan or trailer, can you OP?"

Dunno I’ve never reversed your caravan or trailer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP. I bet you are PERFECT at reversing, aren't you?

There are plenty of male drivers who don't even know their vehicle has Reverse Gear let alone how to use it nor know the width of their car, has indicators, etc.

I’m not one to blow my own trumpet. Heaven knows I’ve tried, I wouldn’t say I was perfect at reversing,but I know if I meet a woman in the lanes, it saves me a lot of time if I just reverse. "
Well this got you the women's vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude. I drive a lot, and the worst group of drivers by a country mile are middle aged men. "

Nooo! Young drivers are the worst group of drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP. I bet you are PERFECT at reversing, aren't you?

There are plenty of male drivers who don't even know their vehicle has Reverse Gear let alone how to use it nor know the width of their car, has indicators, etc.

I’m not one to blow my own trumpet. Heaven knows I’ve tried, I wouldn’t say I was perfect at reversing,but I know if I meet a woman in the lanes, it saves me a lot of time if I just reverse. "

Well well well I don’t know about you two but I’m exceptionally good at reversing my vehicle

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

I never reverse - no point in going backwards. The other party can do that - after all, they saw me coming, why didn’t they just give way like gentlemen are meant to

(note the sarcasm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last word

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over a year ago

This went well

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