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Haiku’ve done that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Memoirs of a cashier:

I worked the tills

Scanning people’s purchases

Bread etcetera

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Small victories:

I threw a teabag

Into a mug from 6feet

Now I’m late for work

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Perving on fabswingers

Grand Prix on TV

Waiting for the world cup .. Spain

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I love a haiku

It really perks up my day

Go Cordelia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Safety scissors:

Have you seen a worm

Die of natural causes?

I lack the patience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seductive dance:

Marvin Gaye’s playing

His clothes cascade to the floor

I fold them neatly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning:

Sun shines through the glass.

I rub the sleep from tired eyes.

Another day's work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The date:

He unheld my hand

I pointed out a dentist

I’d not seen before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar chase:

Butterflies skip, dance.

In pursuit of sweet nectar.

I watch with envy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taringa whakarongo!

Kia rite! Kia rite! Kia mau!

Hi!

Kia whakawhenua au i ahau!

Hi, aue! Hi!

Ko Aotearoa, e ngunguru nei!

Hi, au! Au! Aue, ha! Hi!

Ko kapa o pango, e ngunguru nei!

Hi, au! Au! Aue, ha! Hi!

I ahaha!

Ka tu te ihi-ihi

Ka tu te wanawana

Ki runga i te rangi, e tu iho nei, tu iho nei, hi!

Ponga ra!

Kapa o pango! Aue, hi!

Ponga ra!

Kapa o pango! Aue, hi!

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Taringa whakarongo!

Kia rite! Kia rite! Kia mau!

Hi!

Kia whakawhenua au i ahau!

Hi, aue! Hi!

Ko Aotearoa, e ngunguru nei!

Hi, au! Au! Aue, ha! Hi!

Ko kapa o pango, e ngunguru nei!

Hi, au! Au! Aue, ha! Hi!

I ahaha!

Ka tu te ihi-ihi

Ka tu te wanawana

Ki runga i te rangi, e tu iho nei, tu iho nei, hi!

Ponga ra!

Kapa o pango! Aue, hi!

Ponga ra!

Kapa o pango! Aue, hi!

Ha!

"

You rugger bugger, Sam

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Taringa whakarongo!

Kia rite! Kia rite! Kia mau!

Hi!

Kia whakawhenua au i ahau!

Hi, aue! Hi!

Ko Aotearoa, e ngunguru nei!

Hi, au! Au! Aue, ha! Hi!

Ko kapa o pango, e ngunguru nei!

Hi, au! Au! Aue, ha! Hi!

I ahaha!

Ka tu te ihi-ihi

Ka tu te wanawana

Ki runga i te rangi, e tu iho nei, tu iho nei, hi!

Ponga ra!

Kapa o pango! Aue, hi!

Ponga ra!

Kapa o pango! Aue, hi!

Ha!

"

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-

Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-

Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Me Tonto Kimosabi

Me go and catchee baddy

Find him by the shady water

Deep within Apache forest

Find him scalp him eat him up for breakfast

Real good friend to Kimosabi

Save another silver bullet

Hi ho Silver away

Ride into tomorrow today

But who was that masked man you say

That was the Lone Ranger

Fill up pipe of peace for Tonto

Kimosabi friend and brother

He smoke pipe of peace with Tonto

Put his mask on back to fronto

Tonto fall about with laughter

He a head our great white brother

Even pass a tote to Silver

Mask man very untogether

Hi ho Silver away

Ride into tomorrow today

But who was that masked man you say

That was the Lone Ranger

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-

Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-

Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Tonto know that Kimosabi

Never ever have a woman

Tonto sometime stop and wonder

What the trip with the great white brother

Maybe masked man he a poofter

Try it on with surly Tonto

Let me say to mister lawman

Tonto doesn't mind

Hi ho Silver away

Ride into tomorrow today

But who was that masked man you say

That was the Lone Ranger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Unjustifiable:

The Magnum lolly

Essentially a choc ice

On a £1 stick

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Behind you:

The rowing boat cuts

Through the glassy still water

Oarsmen see the past

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Getting off:

I’m pressing the bell

It isn’t even my stop

You only live once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drought:

It's getting quite dry.

The grass is turning yellow.

My lawnmower rests.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

To convey one’s mood

In seventeen syllables

Is very diffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Memory of water:

In it's ebb and flow.

Water always remembers.

I drown in the past.

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Spit or swallow? :

At Tooting Bec Lido

Cold water invigorates

I swallowed a bug

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth


"Unjustifiable:

The Magnum lolly

Essentially a choc ice

On a £1 stick"

Factoid: Sir Roger Moore invented the magnum, he asked Walls to put a choc ice on a stick so he wouldn't get melted chocolate on his hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youth:

I still remember.

What mattered was getting laid.

Those halcyon days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Make a wish:

Fountain was clogged

Threw money at the problem

Didn’t really help

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Golden hour:

Greenwich Park heat haze

Sunset glistens on skyscrapers

There is no wine left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for having me:

Cold Sunday morning

The pharmacy is closed

Suppose we keep it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steel town:

The people worked there.

Now the mills have all gone bust.

Is there a future?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silver spoon:

You are born with it.

Do you appreciate it?

Or waste what you have?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Just on the surface

Of the cold coca-cola

I see a floater.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stanley knife:

Have you seen a dog

Die of natural causes?

You can guess the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life:

Life is beautiful.

Like the death throes of a swan.

It's there, then it's gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death:

Who here shall mourne me?

When i no longer draw breath.

Not you nurse, i'm sure.

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

For sale:

Hemingway once wrote

Of baby shoes never worn

Wonder if they sold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wily:

See them on the road.

Bright red coats marked by tyre tracks.

Clever Mr. Fox.

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Momento Mori:

Through death we know life

Reflect on this mortal coil

Hirst, you fucking twat

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