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Horny and bored, drain my balls anyone?!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has any lady seen this type of status update and thought you know what I think I will ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did wander in here as I was “in the mood”...

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Has any lady seen this type of status update and thought you know what I think I will ? "

Fail to see how anyone could resist!

XX

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I see it daily.

It makes me want to inject them with a huge syringe and hear the screams as I remove the swimmers from said sack.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I wish you good luck and hope you get your wish bro ....but I think your chances are slim if I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see it daily.

It makes me want to inject them with a huge syringe and hear the screams as I remove the swimmers from said sack."

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m disappointed. I thought it was a genuine request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish you good luck and hope you get your wish bro ....but I think your chances are slim if I’m honest "

I’m at work on my lunch break, so I’ve got two hopes, no hope And Bob Hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is always one tame. You would probably say no when she messsages but law of probability... there is always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time it annoys me. I did think you were testing it out for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has any lady seen this type of status update and thought you know what I think I will ? "

I often wonder if there are any takers and the type of person that will just drop everything to accommodate them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never "

I’ll put you down as a maybe then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All the time it annoys me. I did think you were testing it out for yourself "

Nah, I’m never bored, I’m a very busy and important man!

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"I see it daily.

It makes me want to inject them with a huge syringe and hear the screams as I remove the swimmers from said sack."

Same! Somebody once said that to me when I was in the middle of a needle play demo and the temptation to just drain their balls literally was very strong :/ Thankfully I did manage to restrain myself. He probably would have enjoyed it tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is always one tame. You would probably say no when she messsages but law of probability... there is always one "

My lunch break ends in 34 minutes, she better get her skates on.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I see it daily.

It makes me want to inject them with a huge syringe and hear the screams as I remove the swimmers from said sack.

Same! Somebody once said that to me when I was in the middle of a needle play demo and the temptation to just drain their balls literally was very strong :/ Thankfully I did manage to restrain myself. He probably would have enjoyed it tbh."

I commend your self control. I think I'd have had to ask him to leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see it daily.

It makes me want to inject them with a huge syringe and hear the screams as I remove the swimmers from said sack."

Haha. I just think, sorry ladies these men do not represent us.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Nothing ventured, nothing gained I suppose...

Your only issue is statuses like this are rife, and there's only so many ladies to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has any lady seen this type of status update and thought you know what I think I will ? "

I sometimes have it as my status but I never get any offers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has any lady seen this type of status update and thought you know what I think I will ?

Fail to see how anyone could resist!

XX"

It’s almost like some you’d here in Pride And Prejudice.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ermmm, once! And yeah. It was fun. He's a friend on here though so probably doesn't count.

I think it rarely works.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A lady in my area has 'in need of a good seeing too' as her status.

I bet she gets success from it.

I bet it's not frowned upon anywhere near as much as a ball draining status but it's the same thing isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lady in my area has 'in need of a good seeing too' as her status.

I bet she gets success from it.

I bet it's not frowned upon anywhere near as much as a ball draining status but it's the same thing isn't it?"

I also bet she’s a man!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A lady in my area has 'in need of a good seeing too' as her status.

I bet she gets success from it.

I bet it's not frowned upon anywhere near as much as a ball draining status but it's the same thing isn't it?

I also bet she’s a man! "

She's not. She's got loads of pics and veris etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lady in my area has 'in need of a good seeing too' as her status.

I bet she gets success from it.

I bet it's not frowned upon anywhere near as much as a ball draining status but it's the same thing isn't it?

I also bet she’s a man! "

She must be. Women don’t want sex...

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Well just put it straight out there then!!! Ballsy lol shall watch with interest how this works out for you

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Any offers for me let me know ASAP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any offers for me let me know ASAP "

Oh, the irony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any offers for me let me know ASAP

Oh, the irony."

I think Peach was up for it

C

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Any offers for me let me know ASAP

Oh, the irony.

I think Peach was up for it

C"

Just need to pop to the hospital to pick up some supplies.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Did it work then? I ask cos I cut the text and my thumb is hovering over the ‘paste’ button, a sense of keenness and excitement but my qualification in twatology suggests it’s a hiding to nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did it work then? I ask cos I cut the text and my thumb is hovering over the ‘paste’ button, a sense of keenness and excitement but my qualification in twatology suggests it’s a hiding to nothing. "

No, I’m carrying my balls around in a wheelbarrow still.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Did it work then? I ask cos I cut the text and my thumb is hovering over the ‘paste’ button, a sense of keenness and excitement but my qualification in twatology suggests it’s a hiding to nothing.

No, I’m carrying my balls around in a wheelbarrow still."

Let me know what time you’re having a wank then I can do one as well and it will be like the World Cup - who cums first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see it daily.

It makes me want to inject them with a huge syringe and hear the screams as I remove the swimmers from said sack."

I actually giggled like a small child when I read that

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Do we know if he got them drained then ?????? Or DIY ????

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