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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee. "

A magic wand? Or a sex toy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

A magic wand? Or a sex toy? "

Probably both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

A magic wand? Or a sex toy? "

Is that a serious question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

A magic wand? Or a sex toy?

Is that a serious question? "

I don't get the reference so I'm looking for clarification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

A magic wand? Or a sex toy?

Is that a serious question?

I don't get the reference so I'm looking for clarification "

Do you know what a G spot is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

A magic wand? Or a sex toy?

Is that a serious question?

I don't get the reference so I'm looking for clarification "

The post was a joke, never mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready to puke My husband, he's my lover, my best friend and my world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

A magic wand? Or a sex toy?

Is that a serious question?

I don't get the reference so I'm looking for clarification

Do you know what a G spot is? "

I know of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ready to puke My husband, he's my lover, my best friend and my world. "

Aaah.

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Just to confirm i end is a hand held stick which a wizard uses to perform magic spells if you’re a muggle you wouldn’t understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman with a wand is a strong independent woman who needs no man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee. "

I dunno for sure but I think these new cordless hoovers are a real game changer.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Or it could be a filter that gives you animal ears and a nose.

7 year olds and 47 year olds are doing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A woman with a wand is a strong independent woman who needs no man "

Now that's magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready to puke My husband, he's my lover, my best friend and my world.

Aaah. "

Also love my wand when getting fucked from behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman with a wand is a strong independent woman who needs no man "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new toy is a fairly brilliant friend at the moment... but it's neither a wand or a rabbit. I think they're both over rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat. "

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My new toy is a fairly brilliant friend at the moment... but it's neither a wand or a rabbit. I think they're both over rated "

Whatever floats your boat or vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite "

She was very good at playing dumb.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’ll take the diamonds thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite

She was very good at playing dumb. "

Well you figured out so not very good, was she?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite

She was very good at playing dumb.

Well you figured out so not very good, was she?! "

It’s a known fact she was more intelligent than the image she portrayed. She was a shrewd business woman. I wouldn’t call her a ‘slag’ as you so eloquently put it. Not a fan of words like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite

She was very good at playing dumb.

Well you figured out so not very good, was she?!

It’s a known fact she was more intelligent than the image she portrayed. She was a shrewd business woman. I wouldn’t call her a ‘slag’ as you so eloquently put it. Not a fan of words like that. "

Fact written on the internet is as valid as me calling her a slag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite

She was very good at playing dumb.

Well you figured out so not very good, was she?!

It’s a known fact she was more intelligent than the image she portrayed. She was a shrewd business woman. I wouldn’t call her a ‘slag’ as you so eloquently put it. Not a fan of words like that.

Fact written on the internet is as valid as me calling her a slag "

Just not a nice word that’s all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear my diamonds every day.... use my lelo almost every day. Hard decision

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

A magic wand? Or a sex toy?

Is that a serious question?

I don't get the reference so I'm looking for clarification

Do you know what a G spot is? "

Isn't that the American adaptation of an earlier Japanese anime series popular in the 80's where five superheroes have to defend Earth and it's space colonies from Spectra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous. "

Here we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous.

Here we go"

No, I will save it for if you are at the STP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous.

Here we go

No, I will save it for if you are at the STP "

Something has just come up so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous.

Here we go

No, I will save it for if you are at the STP

Something has just come up so "

Oh well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous.

Here we go

No, I will save it for if you are at the STP

Something has just come up so

Oh well... "

See you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous.

Here we go

No, I will save it for if you are at the STP

Something has just come up so

Oh well...

See you there "

We will see if you are a troll or man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Marilyn Monroe it used to be diamonds, now as i understand it it's a wand. How times change. No wonder Paul Daniels managed to pull Debbie McGee.

I dunno for sure but I think these new cordless hoovers are a real game changer."

I have one of those and I use it almost as much as my wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite "

How many men did she fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite

How many men did she fuck?"

I think it’s more than 5 to be an official slag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So whos wizbits best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous.

Here we go

No, I will save it for if you are at the STP

Something has just come up so

Oh well...

See you there

We will see if you are a troll or man "

Haha.. somebody wants to see me very much, I’ll bring you Marilyn Monroe’s Book

Btw I was at the last STP, were you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Marylin Monroe as a role model to be honest, actually think she was a twat.

I personally think she was a bit of a slag who published a book.. JK Rawling is my favourite

How many men did she fuck?

I think it’s more than 5 to be an official slag "

A month? Oh crikey.

Oh hang on it's only July 1st... I'm ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no a girls best friend is her Mam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit weird using it on a swinging site for being promiscuous.

Here we go

No, I will save it for if you are at the STP

Something has just come up so

Oh well...

See you there

We will see if you are a troll or man

Haha.. somebody wants to see me very much, I’ll bring you Marilyn Monroe’s Book

Btw I was at the last STP, were you? "

Apparently so, they gave me a belated verification the other day but I wasn’t there.

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