FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

training course

Jump to newest
 

By *aceytop OP   Woman
over a year ago

from a town near you

so was on a training course today,and you know how you tune in and out,well i heard,.. and what are you realy good at outside of work,..was just going to say im realy good at giving oral ,when i realised where i was

lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Walked off my last training course, when I saw one of the modules started with the question "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aceytop OP   Woman
over a year ago

from a town near you

was a confidence building course,at least i know no im not a sub lol,assertive apparently

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was also ona training course today, learnt a fair bit but trainers went on and kept repeating themselves. Could have been over in half the time.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was also ona training course today, learnt a fair bit but trainers went on and kept repeating themselves. Could have been over in half the time.

"

We have to justify our lofty daily rates you know

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I used to love the way they give you a printed handout, display exactly the same on a power point display and then procede to fecking read it to you.

I used to bait them by asking what every abbreviation stood for, even though I knew most of the time.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so was on a training course today,and you know how you tune in and out,well i heard,.. and what are you realy good at outside of work,..was just going to say im realy good at giving oral ,when i realised where i was

lol"

Would have been a great ice-breaker..

So what example did you use instead of oral...bet it wasn't anywhere near as good!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aceytop OP   Woman
over a year ago

from a town near you

baking lol well im famous for my homemade pies...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"baking lol well im famous for my homemade pies..."

ooh when can I come round for a tasting

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough


"baking lol well im famous for my homemade pies..."

Creampies? Hmmm

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

im on a course at the moment and both tutors over the last week have mentioned oral,one was very funny,she said after we had all said thatr we were worried about the oral part of the test,"dont worry about the oral,i`l be taking each one of you for oral tutoring over the next few days",,

if only she meant it,she is so cute,lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a course years ago for one of those "Back to work schemes"

They handed us a photocopy of a dolphin and said we had to write down its skills and if we wanted to colour it in we could I screwed the picture up, threw it at the bloke and told him too fuck off!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on a course years ago for one of those "Back to work schemes"

They handed us a photocopy of a dolphin and said we had to write down its skills and if we wanted to colour it in we could I screwed the picture up, threw it at the bloke and told him too fuck off!

"

Well that was productive wasnt it? I am sure that the idea wasn't to get you to draw a pretty picture but to get you to think about your own skillset in a creative way......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on a course years ago for one of those "Back to work schemes"

They handed us a photocopy of a dolphin and said we had to write down its skills and if we wanted to colour it in we could I screwed the picture up, threw it at the bloke and told him too fuck off!

Well that was productive wasnt it? I am sure that the idea wasn't to get you to draw a pretty picture but to get you to think about your own skillset in a creative way......"

I've worked hard most of my life and to be spoken to in that condescending manner pissed me off.

It was just like a scene out of the series League of gentlemen and the pauline's sketches.

Not long after I got myself a job and then went self employed and have never looked back and I made all the progress myself, without help from them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/11/11 13:27:03]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit as a form of punishment subjecting anyone to ” Death by PowerPoint” is by far the most inhuman method of execution I can imagine……

arughhhhh typo's OCD,,,, grrrrr

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why when they give you a form on the first day to fill in and you put YES PLEASE to the sex question and DOGGING to hobbies they don't find it funny?

I think it's fooking hilarious!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Yes, was once asked on a course to tell the room something interesting about me they would find surprising......oh I almost said it, but decided not to lol:P

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did a refresher course on Meds a few weeks ago trainer said we were being very anal about some points and that she didnt like anal , I just said speak for yourself Mrs . Just as well they know me at work

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *aceytop OP   Woman
over a year ago

from a town near you

lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top