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"I've just eaten a bowl of ice cream for breakfast to help cool me down. I feel dirty "What flavour was it? | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours "bless me muvva for I have sinned I had sexual thoughts about a woman I know on here and my penis got delightfully erect | |||
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"I've just eaten a bowl of ice cream for breakfast to help cool me down. I feel dirty
What flavour was it? "Chocolate/marshmallow with toffee pieces, and chocolate pigs. A Co-op own brand concoction. It was amazing! | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours bless me muvva for I have sinned I had sexual thoughts about a woman I know on here and my penis got delightfully erect "You clearly are not at all repentant. Have a cold shower. Not forgiven | |||
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"I've just eaten a bowl of ice cream for breakfast to help cool me down. I feel dirty
What flavour was it?
Chocolate/marshmallow with toffee pieces, and chocolate pigs. A Co-op own brand concoction. It was amazing!"If you had said vanilla, I would have forgiven you. However, for such a hedonistic combination, I cannot forgive you. | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours bless me muvva for I have sinned I had sexual thoughts about a woman I know on here and my penis got delightfully erect
You clearly are not at all repentant. Have a cold shower. Not forgiven "damn | |||
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"I’ve been exchanging messages on here and at one point they got quite racey "This is a site that facilitates such messages. Forgiven | |||
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"Can i confess that just after midnight i poured myself a large gin and tonic, put The Clangers on the telly, and started feeling sorry for myself because i didn't have anybody to cuddle up to for the night (or any night...) "Sorry indeed. You could have gotten away with two gins. Forgiven | |||
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"We polished off two packs of sweets and half a tub of ice cream each last night... alright the ice cream was just me
C"Keeping cool, after a nutritionaly balanced meal, I expect. Forgiven | |||
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"We polished off two packs of sweets and half a tub of ice cream each last night... alright the ice cream was just me
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Keeping cool, after a nutritionaly balanced meal, I expect. Forgiven "Of course...  
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"I have been packing for a camping trip. Knife, axe and saw packed for my kinky friend... she wants to make some hazel canes when we're away. Can't stop thinking about the lines she wants left on her bottom and creaming them after!" Getting back to nature..wholesome fun. Forgiven | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours bless me muvva for I have sinned I had sexual thoughts about a woman I know on here and my penis got delightfully erect
You clearly are not at all repentant. Have a cold shower. Not forgiven damn"...and a spanking with my cane for such profanity.. | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours "I have nothing to confess that is my confession. | |||
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"We can’t stop asking Petra fied if she wants pounding tonight. We know it’s childish and it’s probably getting repetitive and boring for her now but we can’t help but persevere on the off chance that she may actually say yes one day. Can we be forgiven? "Sounds stalker-ish. Not forgiven | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours
I have nothing to confess that is my confession. "Forgiven..but please do try not to be so dull in future... | |||
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"Sister Lisa welcome back, but I have no sins to confess. I have been good for too long and I need someone to lead me into temptation. In fact bugger temptation I want full on sinning. X " ready n willing  | |||
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"Sister Lisa welcome back, but I have no sins to confess. I have been good for too long and I need someone to lead me into temptation. In fact bugger temptation I want full on sinning. X " Call yoursel a swinger? You are a disgrace to the whole community. Not forgiven | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours
I have nothing to confess that is my confession.
Forgiven..but please do try not to be so dull in future... "Yes Sister | |||
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"Sister Lisa welcome back, but I have no sins to confess. I have been good for too long and I need someone to lead me into temptation. In fact bugger temptation I want full on sinning. X Call yoursel a swinger? You are a disgrace to the whole community. Not forgiven "...and thank you! | |||
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Potatoes is part of your 5 a day isn't it?
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"Welcome back to save our souls Sister Lisa. You've been missed xx I committed the sin of swapping pics and vids on Kik with a male friend this morning, dildos and orgasms were involved. "Thank you for your welcome back. I've seen better-behaved strumpets, and quite frankly, at your age, it's embarassing. Most certainly not forgiven | |||
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"Sister Lisa welcome back, but I have no sins to confess. I have been good for too long and I need someone to lead me into temptation. In fact bugger temptation I want full on sinning. X Call yoursel a swinger? You are a disgrace to the whole community. Not forgiven "Sorry sister, I am trying I just don’t seem to be able to give it away x | |||
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Im back to my normal self today
Il send a creme egg to anyone i offended as punishment for my weakness | |||
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"I have to confess, the tube of Pringles did not open itself this morning and I've eaten over half of them already
Potatoes is part of your 5 a day isn't it?
Mrs x"What flavour pringles? Detail needed.. | |||
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"I have to confess, the tube of Pringles did not open itself this morning and I've eaten over half of them already
Potatoes is part of your 5 a day isn't it?
Mrs x
What flavour pringles?
Detail needed.. "Sweet chilli | |||
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"I went a little fab crazy yesterday so embarrased
Im back to my normal self today
Il send a creme egg to anyone i offended as punishment for my weakness"I like creme eggs | |||
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"Can we confess we had sex last night? And it was fantastic!!
B x"We all need to do physical exercise.. Forgiven | |||
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"It's Canada Day sorry
"And? You want a medal? Not forgiven | |||
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"Sister Lisa welcome back, but I have no sins to confess. I have been good for too long and I need someone to lead me into temptation. In fact bugger temptation I want full on sinning. X Call yoursel a swinger? You are a disgrace to the whole community. Not forgiven
Sorry sister, I am trying I just don’t seem to be able to give it away x "Change your status to 'I need a sympathy shag'..it might work. | |||
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"I went a little fab crazy yesterday so embarrased
Im back to my normal self today
Il send a creme egg to anyone i offended as punishment for my weakness"Appology accepted. Forgiven | |||
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"I have to confess, the tube of Pringles did not open itself this morning and I've eaten over half of them already
Potatoes is part of your 5 a day isn't it?
Mrs x
What flavour pringles?
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Sweet chilli "Potatoes do not count as 1 of your 5-a-day, but the chilli is. Forgiven | |||
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"I'm watching back to back takeshis castles today "It is clear that you need help. Forgiven | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours "Thank you Sister Lisa Recently I have been having naughty thoughts. I have been thinking about kissing girls. And touching them. In their special places. With my cock. I have tried not thinking about touching them with my cock. But it's really hard. #youknowwhoyouare | |||
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"I’m exchanging messages with a very nice young man ..... he’s 30yrs younger "Well, if he doesn't have a problem messaging a 99yr old woman, then good for him. Forgiven | |||
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"Welcome back to save our souls Sister Lisa. You've been missed xx I committed the sin of swapping pics and vids on Kik with a male friend this morning, dildos and orgasms were involved.
Thank you for your welcome back.
I've seen better-behaved strumpets, and quite frankly, at your age, it's embarassing.
Most certainly not forgiven "Jolly good, I will continue throughout the week. | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours
Thank you Sister Lisa
Recently I have been having naughty thoughts.
I have been thinking about kissing girls.
And touching them.
In their special places.
With my cock.
I have tried not thinking about touching them with my cock.
But it's really hard.
#youknowwhoyouare
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"It's good to read and hopefully receive your counselling once more Sister. Forgive me Sister for I have sinned, I fear my libido is poorly controlled and has resulted in all manners of mischief this week. It will only get worse as well so I'm seeking forgiveness in advance. It can work in advance, can't it? " You cannot save forgiveness. You need to exercise some self-control. Learn that, and you will be forgiven | |||
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"Welcome back to save our souls Sister Lisa. You've been missed xx I committed the sin of swapping pics and vids on Kik with a male friend this morning, dildos and orgasms were involved.
Thank you for your welcome back.
I've seen better-behaved strumpets, and quite frankly, at your age, it's embarassing.
Most certainly not forgiven
Jolly good, I will continue throughout the week. "Good work.. | |||
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours
Thank you Sister Lisa
Recently I have been having naughty thoughts.
I have been thinking about kissing girls.
And touching them.
In their special places.
With my cock.
I have tried not thinking about touching them with my cock.
But it's really hard.
#youknowwhoyouare
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours
Thank you Sister Lisa
Recently I have been having naughty thoughts.
I have been thinking about kissing girls.
And touching them.
In their special places.
With my cock.
I have tried not thinking about touching them with my cock.
But it's really hard.
#youknowwhoyouare
Not forgiven for such poor quality prose
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"I am back, by request, because you are all a wicked bunch of deviants. Confess your sins here, and forgiveness may be yours
Thank you Sister Lisa
Recently I have been having naughty thoughts.
I have been thinking about kissing girls.
And touching them.
In their special places.
With my cock.
I have tried not thinking about touching them with my cock.
But it's really hard.
#youknowwhoyouare
Not forgiven for such poor quality prose
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My only sin is that I'm really boring!
I was invited to a club last night and didn't go - instead I stayed home with a bottle of wine and scrambled egg on toast  | |||
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"I shouldn't be having sex for 4 weeks due to a op. I lasted 4 days and opted for Anal. Ooops! Dee" Plan B. Or plan A as it turns out..... | |||
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"I shouldn't be having sex for 4 weeks due to a op. I lasted 4 days and opted for Anal. Ooops! Dee Plan B. Or plan A as it turns out..... "Plan A was a lot of fun tho! | |||
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"I shouldn't be having sex for 4 weeks due to a op. I lasted 4 days and opted for Anal. Ooops! Dee Plan B. Or plan A as it turns out.....
Plan A was a lot of fun tho! "I can only imagine..... | |||
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"I have nothing to confess.. I'm a good boy and never do anything wrong.... In my world anyway.. ha x "Not forgiven, for being such a fibber | |||
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"I shouldn't be having sex for 4 weeks due to a op. I lasted 4 days and opted for Anal. Ooops! Dee" A reasonable compromise. Forgiven | |||
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"Welcome back Sister Lisa
My only sin is that I'm really boring!
I was invited to a club last night and didn't go - instead I stayed home with a bottle of wine and scrambled egg on toast "Has to be done sometimes. Forgiven | |||
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"Sorry I've been really far too good again x x" Please report to my office. This is totally unacceptable. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me sister lisa. I was out working last night and got in at 4am. I finished off the leftover tea that i missed. My forgiveness is for my tummy that will gain a pound. Eating a full dinner and sleeping. Poor tummy" Waking up hungry is a terrible thing. Forgiven | |||
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"It's lovely to have you back Sister. I can't say as I have a confession this week I'm afraid." Thank you | |||
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"You cannot save forgiveness. You need to exercise some self-control. Learn that, and you will be forgiven "
I was always destined for the second circle anyway so might as well embrace it. | |||
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"You cannot save forgiveness. You need to exercise some self-control. Learn that, and you will be forgiven
I was always destined for the second circle anyway so might as well embrace it."You do it so well | |||
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"I have nothing to confess.. I'm a good boy and never do anything wrong.... In my world anyway.. ha x
Not forgiven, for being such a fibber "Ahhh You know me so well xx | |||
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"I confess to a moment of weekness whilst taking a fabbatical and popping back on for a peek right now "Admiring artistic endeavor is not weak. Forgiven | |||
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"I have nothing to confess.. I'm a good boy and never do anything wrong.... In my world anyway.. ha x
Not forgiven, for being such a fibber
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You know me so well xx "Thankfully you live too far away to taint me with your wickedness | |||
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"Forgive me sister lisa. I was out working last night and got in at 4am. I finished off the leftover tea that i missed. My forgiveness is for my tummy that will gain a pound. Eating a full dinner and sleeping. Poor tummy Waking up hungry is a terrible thing. Forgiven "Waking up. Ide just come in and going to bed. | |||
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"I keep having illicit thoughts about my week "off" when my wife goes away soon." It is healthy to spend time appart from your partner. Forgiven | |||
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"I keep having illicit thoughts about my week "off" when my wife goes away soon. It is healthy to spend time appart from your partner. Forgiven "Thank you, I feel blessed. | |||
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"This morning I was rude to a guy that stood me up on Thursday. " Was you rude in English or Polish? Oh...never mind. | |||
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"This morning I was rude to a guy that stood me up on Thursday. " Quite right too. Disgraceful behaviour of his. Forgiven | |||
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"This morning I was rude to a guy that stood me up on Thursday. Was you rude in English or Polish? Oh...never mind." It's 'were you rude...' Not forgiven, for your poor grammar | |||
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"I have another confession; to cheer myself up I went to quest last night and I got in the hot tub naked with a guy I had just met, he kissed my neck for hours and we had sex in one of the private rooms. " Sounds like excellent therapy to me. Forgiven | |||
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"I d*unk dialled the wrong fb last night "Careless and mean. Not forgiven | |||
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"I have had a really lazy weekend and after a meet yesterday morning, couldn't be arsed to put clothes on and go to a club last night! " We all need down-time. Forgiven | |||
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"I've been sending rude photos (and maybe also a video) to a fabster who's currently abroad on a stag weekend. "You are a tease. Let's hope he doesn't post it on Facebook when d*unk... Forgiven | |||
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"Hello Lisa. I must confess that I was a little d*unk last night and put a crass status up which generated umpteen messages....which I deleted this morning. I also sent some rude messages
Can I be forgiven pretty please?"Your burgeoning inbox will be penance for your silly behaviour. Forgiven | |||
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"I just wanked off into a nice pair of nude tights " Only forgiven if they were yours | |||
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"Woke up with dirty thoughts then came on here to satisfy them. " Have a cold shower. You sound like a horny teenager. Not forgiven | |||
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"Lying on my sofa fabbing pictures of hot women but not sending them a picture of my cock next to a sky remote. Have I let down the single male on fab ?" It's not a sin to be ashamed 9f your penis size. Forgiven | |||
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"OK I've come to ikea on a beautiful sunny day and I'm having bad thoughts but having to keep a smile on my face for the lady who's enjoying it I may break any second "Ikea...you poor man. They really should hace a creche for men.. Forgiven | |||
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"I tied MrH to the bed while he was still sleeping this morning and teased and edged him for agggggges "And I'm sure he will seek revenge. Forgiven | |||
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"Woke up with dirty thoughts then came on here to satisfy them. Have a cold shower. You sound like a horny teenager. Not forgiven "Sounds fair | |||
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"Sister Lisa I must confess......if I had a pound for every fictional character I found attractive, then I'd be able to afford the therapy that I so clearly need! "Forgiven..it must be fustrating for you to fancy the likes of Nora Batty and Dot Cotton.. | |||
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"I was on the beach today and my wife pointed out 2 men for me but I was very dismissive. I could have been less truculent. "How silly of you. Appologise to her at once. Not forgiven | |||
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"I tied MrH to the bed while he was still sleeping this morning and teased and edged him for agggggges
And I'm sure he will seek revenge.
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"I have aroused a lady a long distance away by discussing her anal plug collection and what I intend to do with it when I fly up to visit her in 3-weeks. I am bad ??" 7 Ps.. Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss- Poor Performance. Forgiven | |||
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"I have aroused a lady a long distance away by discussing her anal plug collection and what I intend to do with it when I fly up to visit her in 3-weeks. I am bad ?? 7 Ps.. Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss- Poor Performance. Forgiven "Thank you. Your wisdom and forgiveness is heavenly | |||
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