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"Askin the wife for some pocket money lol... " now thats funny, | |||
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"And when i go 2 the seaside and tiddly op on the prom prom prom and run around like a loony on the beach " Why am I not surprised? | |||
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"And when i go 2 the seaside and tiddly op on the prom prom prom and run around like a loony on the beach Why am I not surprised? " Lol does anything i say or do surprise u | |||
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"And when i go 2 the seaside and tiddly op on the prom prom prom and run around like a loony on the beach Why am I not surprised? Lol does anything i say or do surprise u " Errrrr not anymore lol | |||
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"And when i go 2 the seaside and tiddly op on the prom prom prom and run around like a loony on the beach Why am I not surprised? Lol does anything i say or do surprise u Errrrr not anymore lol " Lol erm arent u suppose to be somewhere tonight | |||
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"Walking on the beach and collecting stuff. Eating a jam doughnut and getting sugar all over ya lips. " ye! eating it without licking your lips | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!!" Oh me too...I lurrrrrve snow...only problem is we rarely get any here,although I have been known to go in search of it. Also like splashing in puddles especially when it's bucketing down so hard the rain makes bubbles in the puddles | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!!" Xmas | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!! Xmas" Bah humbug | |||
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"eating spaghetti hoops !" Aw u gotta do spaghetti letters aswell lol | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!! Xmas" And its only 125 days away | |||
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"eating spaghetti hoops ! Aw u gotta do spaghetti letters aswell lol" lol pussy..very true! xx | |||
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"eating spaghetti hoops !" do you thread them all on the tines of your fork as well? | |||
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"eating spaghetti hoops !" Spaghetti hoops are gooood... | |||
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"eating spaghetti hoops ! do you thread them all on the tines of your fork as well? " hahahaha yes!!! | |||
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"hello cheryl cxxxx hope u feelin better hun xxxxxx for me its climbing the trres for the big conkers ,,, calm down cheryl xxx ,,, and getting told off for bad grammer " Hiya Hun...big conkers eh....I like big conkers too | |||
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"The first Xmas song I hear on the radio each year. I know Christmas is not far away then. I've always loved that time of year and as I've got older I get more excited as I see my kids getting all excited about it and it takes me back to when I still believed. " White Xmas, then sobbing away as Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye open the stage doors to show the snow falling on their Christmas show............. | |||
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""All join on for japs and commandos"" No one ever wanted to be the japs as they always lost...we must have been doing the war in school at the time. | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again?" bitty | |||
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"puttin cardboard from the cornflakes box in my shoe cos its got a hole in it ,,, takes me back to my childhood ,,, i really do need to go to timpsons " Ahhhhhhhhhh poor ole you!! Popping bubble wrap........... Plaiting strawberry laces before eating them! | |||
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"I am never child like .. luckily maturity came early for me and never left... Tag ...... your it.... runs away " Drilling wee holes in the shower room wall??? LOl | |||
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"when the coca cola advert comes on at christmas, makes u feel so christmassy n all excited" that fookin ad drives me nuts grrrr | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again " Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr " Different i have never been stood up by a phone lol xx | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Different i have never been stood up by a phone lol xx " Lol well ya know just thought id try something new lol xxx see if the vibrations are good | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Different i have never been stood up by a phone lol xx Lol well ya know just thought id try something new lol xxx see if the vibrations are good " My vibrate has broken and its 9 months till my contract ends bloody 18 month contracts lol x | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Different i have never been stood up by a phone lol xx Lol well ya know just thought id try something new lol xxx see if the vibrations are good My vibrate has broken and its 9 months till my contract ends bloody 18 month contracts lol x " Lol aww mine ended end of June but the feckers didnt tell me grrrrr anyway i may ave a solution for ur lack of vibration | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Different i have never been stood up by a phone lol xx Lol well ya know just thought id try something new lol xxx see if the vibrations are good My vibrate has broken and its 9 months till my contract ends bloody 18 month contracts lol x Lol aww mine ended end of June but the feckers didnt tell me grrrrr anyway i may ave a solution for ur lack of vibration " spin cycle not strong enough ? | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Different i have never been stood up by a phone lol xx Lol well ya know just thought id try something new lol xxx see if the vibrations are good My vibrate has broken and its 9 months till my contract ends bloody 18 month contracts lol x Lol aww mine ended end of June but the feckers didnt tell me grrrrr anyway i may ave a solution for ur lack of vibration spin cycle not strong enough ? " Lol i luv it when i put new batterys in my little friend..i nearly shoot thru the wall | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Different i have never been stood up by a phone lol xx Lol well ya know just thought id try something new lol xxx see if the vibrations are good My vibrate has broken and its 9 months till my contract ends bloody 18 month contracts lol x Lol aww mine ended end of June but the feckers didnt tell me grrrrr anyway i may ave a solution for ur lack of vibration spin cycle not strong enough ? Lol i luv it when i put new batterys in my little friend..i nearly shoot thru the wall " have you ever sneezed using your little friend?? lmao | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Different i have never been stood up by a phone lol xx Lol well ya know just thought id try something new lol xxx see if the vibrations are good My vibrate has broken and its 9 months till my contract ends bloody 18 month contracts lol x Lol aww mine ended end of June but the feckers didnt tell me grrrrr anyway i may ave a solution for ur lack of vibration spin cycle not strong enough ? Lol i luv it when i put new batterys in my little friend..i nearly shoot thru the wall have you ever sneezed using your little friend?? lmao " Not thru my nose anyway lol | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr " Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah " Excited then? | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Excited then? " Im bringing my phone on sunday xx | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Excited then? " Really excited its got a touch screen and a little prick thing and hopefully people will actually be able to hear me on this one...oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah whoop whoop | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Excited then? Im bringing my phone on sunday xx " I aint there Sunday | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Excited then? Really excited its got a touch screen and a little prick thing and hopefully people will actually be able to hear me on this one...oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah whoop whoop " I don't have a touch screen but the rest sounds familiar xx | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah " i take it thats pleased you ? | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Excited then? Really excited its got a touch screen and a little prick thing and hopefully people will actually be able to hear me on this one...oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah whoop whoop I don't have a touch screen but the rest sounds familiar xx " Lol u can compare sizes with me at Barnsley | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah i take it thats pleased you ? " Yeah ill be calling u non stop now lol | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah i take it thats pleased you ? Yeah ill be calling u non stop now lol " bring it on baby!!! | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!!" Went into a sweetshop in Forfar at the weekend....Shelves filled with Jars....was lost in nostalgia and walked out with a carrier bag full of little paper bags full of sweets!! | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah i take it thats pleased you ? Yeah ill be calling u non stop now lol bring it on baby!!! " God help ya lol | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah i take it thats pleased you ? Yeah ill be calling u non stop now lol bring it on baby!!! God help ya lol " i have been on my knees trust me | |||
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"Getting a brand spanking new phone delivered on Weds and im dancing around like a child at the mo...weeeeeeee yippee hooray shake that booty yeeeeeeeeeha shake that booty again Still sat here waiting for my effing phone grrrrr Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah my wait is finally over my phones heres oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah i take it thats pleased you ? Yeah ill be calling u non stop now lol bring it on baby!!! God help ya lol i have been on my knees trust me " So ive heard lol | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!!" Birthday cake! | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!! Birthday cake!" oh you only get excited once a year ? | |||
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"Chancing the ice cream van down the road! Do i know u " I DRIVE the ice cream van! Shit hand brake though! | |||
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"Chancing the ice cream van down the road! Do i know u I DRIVE the ice cream van! Shit hand brake though!" Ah yeah Mr Whippy | |||
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"Chancing the ice cream van down the road! Do i know u I DRIVE the ice cream van! Shit hand brake though! Ah yeah Mr Whippy " Jonnie does a an awesome whippy | |||
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"Chancing the ice cream van down the road! Do i know u I DRIVE the ice cream van! Shit hand brake though! Ah yeah Mr Whippy Jonnie does a an awesome whippy" Wots ur 99's like do u stick a nice big chocolate flake in lol | |||
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"Just had a mad panic thought my new phone wasnt working, it wouldnt charge, forgot i had to put battery in " lmao, bet you would forget the batteries for your little friend now would you ? xx | |||
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"Just had a mad panic thought my new phone wasnt working, it wouldnt charge, forgot i had to put battery in " You half way through a conversation before you realised? pmsl xx | |||
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"Just had a mad panic thought my new phone wasnt working, it wouldnt charge, forgot i had to put battery in lmao, bet you would forget the batteries for your little friend now would you ? xx" Lol noooooo way ive started using a car battery for that fella | |||
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"Just had a mad panic thought my new phone wasnt working, it wouldnt charge, forgot i had to put battery in You half way through a conversation before you realised? pmsl xx " Dont know how to do anything on it yet..wotever happened to a phone being just that an actual phone lol | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!! Birthday cake!oh you only get excited once a year ? " I get excited several times a day, just not always in a child-like manner | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!! Birthday cake!oh you only get excited once a year ? I get excited several times a day, just not always in a child-like manner " Only several times | |||
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"I am not a small bloke so i might just have to give you a 99 with a flake.......Awesome... " Mega awesome | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!! Birthday cake!oh you only get excited once a year ? I get excited several times a day, just not always in a child-like manner " several times a day? and you look such a nice man !! | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!! Birthday cake!oh you only get excited once a year ? I get excited several times a day, just not always in a child-like manner several times a day? and you look such a nice man !! " I used to think so too! Clearly I am just another deviant, however. | |||
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" I used to think so too! Clearly I am just another deviant, however. " At least you are in the right place xx | |||
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" I used to think so too! Clearly I am just another deviant, however. At least you are in the right place xx " *clears throat* I'm Callan, and I'm a sexual deviant. It's been just over an hour since my last erection... | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again?" Playing Cribbage on the beach and shouting very loudly "one for his nob!" And playing Boppit round the campfire...lol | |||
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" I used to think so too! Clearly I am just another deviant, however. At least you are in the right place xx *clears throat* I'm Callan, and I'm a sexual deviant. It's been just over an hour since my last erection..." You are forgiven my son | |||
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" I used to think so too! Clearly I am just another deviant, however. At least you are in the right place xx *clears throat* I'm Callan, and I'm a sexual deviant. It's been just over an hour since my last erection..." Whats an erection? xx | |||
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"whats a sexual deviant?" Bend over babe and i'll show ya | |||
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"whats a sexual deviant? Us apparently pmsl xx " who said ?? | |||
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"whats a sexual deviant? Us apparently pmsl xx who said ??" Get them red spikes round my head | |||
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"whats a sexual deviant? Bend over babe and i'll show ya " of all the lines ever | |||
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"whats a sexual deviant? Bend over babe and i'll show ya of all the lines ever " I am awesome so it follows | |||
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"What makes you feel like a big kid again? For me, its snow, or rather the first snowfall of the winter. I get more excited than our kids do, in fact I think I embarress them lol!!" Big fuckin' fast rollercoasters. | |||
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