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"I'm not funny and thick as a plank I can't help lol" Get back to your arses thread! | |||
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?!" Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes?  | |||
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"Cordelia Cordelia Please let me feel ya Oh miss Fortescue You'll leave with your hat askew "I said humour and intellect.  | |||
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?!" Well that would definitely work on me and can't see anyone else turning that offer down ! | |||
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"My wooing is poor isn't it Woo-ful" Woo is me | |||
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"...and your humour.  "Shrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. | |||
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?! Well that would definitely work on me and can't see anyone else turning that offer down ! " Thanks, Mrs Pecs  | |||
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?! Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes? "Shufflingly along ok... a bit upsey and a bit downsy... tis life. How are you my sweet? X | |||
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"My wooing is poor isn't it Woo-ful Woo is me " I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo. | |||
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"...and your humour.
Shrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."I like. | |||
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?! Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes?
Shufflingly along ok... a bit upsey and a bit downsy... tis life. How are you my sweet? X"Oh I hope the downsies flatten out for you. I’m battling a little with trust and jealousy, and I don’t like being that person. So I’m not going to be. New balls. | |||
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"My wooing is poor isn't it Woo-ful Woo is me I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo." Lol no wit for me | |||
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"Went to the gym earlier .noticed one of the regulars big Dave wasn’t there .so asked if anyone had seen him .turns out he had a bit of roid rage due to shrinkage and got banned .so I said anabolic and the guy said not as far as I know just his penis x well it made me chuckle " No.  | |||
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while.. They are looking for women with big tits "I have big tits. However they are looking for non cray-cray too... | |||
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"Id normally have you dripping thru your knickers of dribbling with laughter but you cought me on a bad day Iv not been much help to u today have i" No. And no. | |||
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"My wooing is poor isn't it Woo-ful Woo is me I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo. Lol no wit for me " Let no one tell you you’re not catching on | |||
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?! Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes?
Shufflingly along ok... a bit upsey and a bit downsy... tis life. How are you my sweet? X
Oh I hope the downsies flatten out for you. I’m battling a little with trust and jealousy, and I don’t like being that person. So I’m not going to be. New balls. "Tis the season for new balls! Downsies will linger for awhile yet... a heartbreaking family bereavement that is still very raw... reminded yet again that life can be so very cruel and unfair... but am also reminded daily by my small person how blessed I am... tis a topsey turvey affair! Xx | |||
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"My wooing is poor isn't it Woo-ful Woo is me I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo. Lol no wit for me Let no one tell you you’re not catching on "I did tell you I was daft | |||
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"No Ungrateful!" Gratitude doesn't come into it. We both know I'd be wasting your time. | |||
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"As i'm not male can i just woo you with kisses and licks instead?! Yes please. Lovely to see you Moo, how goes?
Shufflingly along ok... a bit upsey and a bit downsy... tis life. How are you my sweet? X
Oh I hope the downsies flatten out for you. I’m battling a little with trust and jealousy, and I don’t like being that person. So I’m not going to be. New balls.
Tis the season for new balls! Downsies will linger for awhile yet... a heartbreaking family bereavement that is still very raw... reminded yet again that life can be so very cruel and unfair... but am also reminded daily by my small person how blessed I am... tis a topsey turvey affair! Xx"Oh Moo. Hugs x | |||
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"I've never seen such a hilarious thread "Scarlett Scarlett Please let me feel ya Oh miss seduction This is my second production | |||
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"Nos paenitet, sed non me canis agendum! Continue portavit me ad vos. "Novis homunculus. | |||
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"My wooing is poor isn't it Woo-ful Woo is me I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo. Lol no wit for me Let no one tell you you’re not catching on
I did tell you I was daft "When? | |||
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"No Ungrateful! Gratitude doesn't come into it. We both know I'd be wasting your time. " True. | |||
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"Oi, corduroy whotsitcue Fancy a jump ? " Fuck, yeah. | |||
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"Uranophobia is a fear of heaven
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"...and your humour. "Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x | |||
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"No Ungrateful! Gratitude doesn't come into it. We both know I'd be wasting your time. True." See, I'm not a complete moron. | |||
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"Nos paenitet, sed non me canis agendum! Continue portavit me ad vos.
Novis homunculus."Hovis presliceticus | |||
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x "You’re invoking my Steinbeck. | |||
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"Uranophobia is a fear of heaven
It’s alright. I like anal. "Haha. I was going to add, there's a few of us who wouldn't be going anyway | |||
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"No Ungrateful! Gratitude doesn't come into it. We both know I'd be wasting your time. True. See, I'm not a complete moron." I’ll give you that. | |||
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"My wooing is poor isn't it Woo-ful Woo is me I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo. Lol no wit for me Let no one tell you you’re not catching on
I did tell you I was daft
When?"My first post | |||
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
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"Nos paenitet, sed non me canis agendum! Continue portavit me ad vos.
Novis homunculus.
Hovis presliceticus"https://youtu.be/6Mq59ykPnAE | |||
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"Uranophobia is a fear of heaven
It’s alright. I like anal.
Haha. I was going to add, there's a few of us who wouldn't be going anyway "Speak for yourself. | |||
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"My wooing is poor isn't it Woo-ful Woo is me I’d say wit woo, but I’ll just say woo. Lol no wit for me Let no one tell you you’re not catching on
I did tell you I was daft
When?
My first post "Nope. You didn’t. | |||
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ?? "Yes. | |||
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"Nos paenitet, sed non me canis agendum! Continue portavit me ad vos.
Novis homunculus."
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"I've never been that good at following instructions oh you of many names... Sharing is far more intriguing. So if you want too woo...." Eh? | |||
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ??
Yes. "1962 wasn't it ? | |||
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ??
Yes.
1962 wasn't it ? "Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication. | |||
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while.. They are looking for women with big tits "Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that. Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit . The search continues | |||
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"Man walks out of the toilets in Schrödinger's bar. He says 'theres a dead.cat I'm there' Schrödinger replies 'It is now!'" We’ve already had one of these. | |||
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ??
Yes.
1962 wasn't it ?
Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication."Ah the grapes of wrath, very clever | |||
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while.. They are looking for women with big tits
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues "True story. | |||
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"...and your humour.
Right so little bit of chemistry that you might like so wine is technically one of your five a day, so I was bored and decided I would figure out of a glass of wine had enough fruit in it to count as one of your five a day so I wrote down the units I was working with I chose about 500ml cause it was a round number so I turned on the bunsen burner and condensed it to the point that only organic matter remained I then found out that it was about 16g of grape's (well grape resedue) so I did some further calculations and you will be glad to know 500 ml of wine counts as one of your five a day
This is for white wine not red cause I only had white in x
You’re invoking my Steinbeck.
John stienbeck the Nobel prize winner ??
Yes.
1962 wasn't it ?
Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication.
Ah the grapes of wrath, very clever "And yet... | |||
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while.. They are looking for women with big tits
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues "You forgot muscular and well-endowed. | |||
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" 1962 wasn't it ? Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication." 62' would have been 'Travels with Charley', love a good travelog, but Kerouac wins for stream on consciousness writing. Now maybe walking a standard Poodle in the park is a good ice-breaker for meeting women even if I don't have the literary abilities of Steinbeck | |||
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while.. They are looking for women with big tits
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues
You forgot muscular and well-endowed."Not always essential actually | |||
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Novis homunculus.
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Aemulor maxilla asini in qua ulcus natum.
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"Nos paenitet, sed non me canis agendum! Continue portavit me ad vos.
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"Ive been looking for a man with intellect for a while.. They are looking for women with big tits
Sadly they seem to want so much more than just that.
Think we all want to find the illusive intelligent, funny, charming, great kisser, single male who can accommodate and isn't secretly a fu#kwit .
The search continues
You forgot muscular and well-endowed.
Not always essential actually"Based on today's survey of profiles and meet requests, at least one of the following is essential to avoid getting blocked on sight: 1) Muscular 2) Hung 3) Tattooed 4) Black 5) Bi And frankly, you're taking a risk having less than three of them. | |||
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"...and your humour. "Do you want to come back to my place and watch some hot porn on my flat screen bedroom mirror  | |||
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" Two cats are swimming across a river. One is called "One Two Three" the other is called "Un Deux Trois." Which cat survives? "One Two Three" because un deux trois cat sank Humour and a display of a foreign language "I’m holding up one finger. | |||
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" 1962 wasn't it ? Yet I’m talking about his 1939 publication. 62' would have been 'Travels with Charley', love a good travelog, but Kerouac wins for stream on consciousness writing. Now maybe walking a standard Poodle in the park is a good ice-breaker for meeting women even if I don't have the literary abilities of Steinbeck " I would have to laugh at a poodle. | |||
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"Well that me fucked, how about dinner instead " How do I know it would be fun? | |||
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"...and your humour.
Do you want to come back to my place and watch some hot porn on my flat screen bedroom mirror "No. | |||
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"Living without a sense of humour is like driving a car without suspension. You get thrown by every bump in the road." I have humour and still get bump whiplash.  | |||
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" I would have to laugh at a poodle. "My work is done, intellect and humour, well a laugh at least
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"Living without a sense of humour is like driving a car without suspension. You get thrown by every bump in the road. I have humour and still get bump whiplash. "Yep suspension doesn’t help much when you crash | |||
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" I would have to laugh at a poodle.
My work is done, intellect and humour, well a laugh at least
Stienbecks Poodle Charley was a handsome dog " | |||
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho." Fun. | |||
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"Living without a sense of humour is like driving a car without suspension. You get thrown by every bump in the road. I have humour and still get bump whiplash.
Yep suspension doesn’t help much when you crash" | |||
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho. Fun." | |||
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho. Fun. "True. The stupid do seem to have more fun. | |||
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho. Fun.
True. The stupid do seem to have more fun."Ignorance is bliss. | |||
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"I find when one tries to be intellectual or humourous it rarely comes off as that...forced intellectual comments or humour just come across as crass imho. Fun.
True. The stupid do seem to have more fun.
Ignorance is bliss."Where Ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise... | |||
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"...and your humour. "I’d like to start with Chimney jokes. I’ve got stacks of them. First one’s on the house... | |||
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"Ignorance is bliss." And here’s me been trying to put my finger on why I like you... | |||
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"...and your humour. "Okay well you can learn what I did this weekend. My dad is welsh & i like to keep in tune with my half-welshness (supporting the teams isnt enough) so ive been making an effort to learn a bit of welsh since the language is going through a rebirth & my cousins speak it. For years I assumed a Microwave was called in Welsh a “popty ping” which, to me, is fantastic, I mean, POPTY PING for crying out loud. Until yesterday, where I learned it was colloquial & the real name is a Meicrodon, which, in Welsh is pronounced “micro-don”. All in all not important but when you can call something a popty ping or a micro-don, its almost impossible to choose! | |||
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"...and your humour. "I have little of either. I'm out. Not that I was in. I mean "in" on the thread, not "in" like you know, foofs. | |||
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