FabSwingers.com forum: Dating profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this! "

The truth and what you are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno iv never dated anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this!

The truth and what you are looking for "

Yes, but the potential style in which to post - I’ve too many ideas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno iv never dated anyone"

Helpful

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is there a limited amount of text. If not just be as honest and truthful as you can be

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"The truth and what you are looking for "

I've tried that, you get fugly old men looking and jerks that you assume must be on Fab too

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Think about what you would like to read on someone else's profile.

I like if someone writes just a snippet about their hobby or goals so it leaves more for me to find out.

I also really like when they write something with humour, it shows their personality but don't write anything sexual as that is a massive turn off on dating sites in my opinion.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd suggest not making it too long, and focusing on a few interests/points that give insight into your personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this! "

Ask your alter ego ...

See what she says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The truth and what you are looking for

I've tried that, you get fugly old men looking and jerks that you assume must be on Fab too

That’s what I get on Pof! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a man you're looking to date maybe set your profile out like a Haynes manual?

What you're like as a girlfriend, one spanner for easy going, 4 spanners if you're more difficult and high maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's a man you're looking to date maybe set your profile out like a Haynes manual?

What you're like as a girlfriend, one spanner for easy going, 4 spanners if you're more difficult and high maintenance. "

You’re nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this! "

Must have brain

Must not be a virgin

Job done

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Enough to spark open ended questions, your passions and dreams that can be asked about. You want a bit of intrigue and mystery though as part of dating is discovering more about your date, the best dates IMHO are those where you learn something new rather a feeling of syncronisity and serendipity. But as has been said be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's a man you're looking to date maybe set your profile out like a Haynes manual?

What you're like as a girlfriend, one spanner for easy going, 4 spanners if you're more difficult and high maintenance. "

If I’m a spanner, then I’m undoubtedly a Podger Spanner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's a man you're looking to date maybe set your profile out like a Haynes manual?

What you're like as a girlfriend, one spanner for easy going, 4 spanners if you're more difficult and high maintenance. "

And a diagram to show him where the clit is!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Enough to spark open ended questions, your passions and dreams that can be asked about. You want a bit of intrigue and mystery though as part of dating is discovering more about your date, the best dates IMHO are those where you learn something new rather a feeling of syncronisity and serendipity. But as has been said be honest

Agree completely with this

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By *orthern_monkeyMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

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By *orthern_monkeyMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"If it's a man you're looking to date maybe set your profile out like a Haynes manual?

What you're like as a girlfriend, one spanner for easy going, 4 spanners if you're more difficult and high maintenance.

And a diagram to show him where the clit is! "

hahahahaha

Sell yourself and advise what size bolt is required to fill the nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this! "
put I need a date, no filth just a man to take me out and treat me like a princess , no dick pics just a nice guy and respect my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this! "

Go with this

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it

Get stupid

Get it started, get it started, get it started

Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write it in a style that the guy you want would read...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this!

Go with this

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it

Get stupid

Get it started, get it started, get it started

Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here

Yeah"

Um. No.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

It's mandatory to include the quote: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

You also need to mention how much you love gin/prosecco [delete as applicable]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's mandatory to include the quote: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

You also need to mention how much you love gin/prosecco [delete as applicable]"

I don’t have a “best” and can I plump for Jura instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write it in a style that the guy you want would read... "
I love italic

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'd say don't bother lol

I joined one a few months ago, 1) they get ignored, 2) they have no idea how to speak to women, 3) they are boring as fuck idividuals!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's mandatory to include the quote: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

You also need to mention how much you love gin/prosecco [delete as applicable]

I don’t have a “best” and can I plump for Jura instead?"

Only if you want people like me messaging you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this!

Go with this

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it

Get stupid

Get it started, get it started, get it started

Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here

Yeah

Um. No."

Black eyed peas would get you noticed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this!

Go with this

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it

Get stupid

Get it started, get it started, get it started

Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here

Yeah

Um. No.

Black eyed peas would get you noticed lol "

A man with a finger on the pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't write anything date site related what you want/offer, all the usual trash. Just write a few random type thoughts and see who resonates with it.

Thats what I would do anyway.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Something about intellect and humour

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"I've tried that, you get fugly old men looking and jerks that you assume must be on Fab too

That’s what I get on Pof! Ha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone on pof is on here too, I wouldn't waste your time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to clarify, I am *not* going anywhere near POF!

I should have clarified that in the OP!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

You be open and honest. Give people a slice of your soul. Don't go into it for the pure intention of selling a version of you that you think will be popular. Present a side of you that feels true to you. After all it about finding someone who is a fit for you and who will find beauty in all your quirks, flaws and mindset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this! "

So you are on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write that you're fun, bubbly, outgoing, down to earth and laid back. And that you like nights in and nights out (so... nights??) holidays and you're looking for a partner in crime.

That's what the rest of the say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this!

The truth and what you are looking for "

You've clearly never done this before have you

Joking aside... it's complex (as you might have predicted from Mr Overthinker here

) Shall I explain it in pm or out here in public?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this!

The truth and what you are looking for

You've clearly never done this before have you

Joking aside... it's complex (as you might have predicted from Mr Overthinker here

) Shall I explain it in pm or out here in public?

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should write that you’re friends with sam, from laceyandsam and that you can totally introduce them to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write that you're fun, bubbly, outgoing, down to earth and laid back. And that you like nights in and nights out (so... nights??) holidays and you're looking for a partner in crime.

That's what the rest of the say "

Mornings and afternoons are a bastard though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should write that you’re friends with sam, from laceyandsam and that you can totally introduce them to him

You want to meet any men I date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should write that you’re friends with sam, from laceyandsam and that you can totally introduce them to him

You want to meet any men I date?

If it helps meet the man of your dreams then yes.

Anything for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write that you're fun, bubbly, outgoing, down to earth and laid back. And that you like nights in and nights out (so... nights??) holidays and you're looking for a partner in crime.

That's what the rest of the say

Mornings and afternoons are a bastard though

That is true, they are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should write that you’re friends with sam, from laceyandsam and that you can totally introduce them to him

You want to meet any men I date?

If it helps meet the man of your dreams then yes.

Anything for a friend

Oh! That made my lip tremble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this!

The truth and what you are looking for

You've clearly never done this before have you

Joking aside... it's complex (as you might have predicted from Mr Overthinker here

) Shall I explain it in pm or out here in public?

Go for it

Ok. So you've obviously got to write something that gives people insight into the most important essence of who you are. If you're really hippy you don't want to be going on about your corporate career because that's not really who you are. So try and boil down some key words that hint at your character and values.

Secondly, unlike on Fab, you actually want to attract guys to write you engaging and alluring first messages (on Fab you're just looking for "faf" and a cock pic right?

). So try and weight your profile with slightly more novel comments that might help start a conversation. For example, if world travel is likely to be a good common ground for a future relationship perhaps say "I love travel but not sure if I've got it in me to backpack around China again". This obviously offers a way into talking with you by enquiring about your time in China. See what I mean? Hints at conversation starters really help start conversations (who would've thought eh?!

)

But all of that is still a naive way of approaching it. Want to hear the next instalment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this! "
say I'm a really attractive bubbly personality I'm looking for a guy to spoil me in every department, treat me like the Princess I am, can you please send a face and body pic with every message and show me a photo of a print out of your bank balance oh and also what type of car do you drive don't settle for anything less than audi series 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write that you're fun, bubbly, outgoing, down to earth and laid back. And that you like nights in and nights out (so... nights??) holidays and you're looking for a partner in crime.

That's what the rest of the say "

They really do!

OP you look familiar..

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"I’m writing a dating profile. What on earth do I write on it?

I am so not cut out for this! "

Have you finished writing your profile yet?

If not perhaps the posters could all supply a line(likely Barnum statements anyway) and you can fudge it together

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I’ve just hidden my profile on pof. Don’t use any pics you use on here as all you get is ‘your on Fab!’ Funny thing is I already know that!

What site are you using? I don’t find pof or tinder much use to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's a man you're looking to date maybe set your profile out like a Haynes manual?

What you're like as a girlfriend, one spanner for easy going, 4 spanners if you're more difficult and high maintenance.

If I’m a spanner, then I’m undoubtedly a Podger Spanner.

"
oh you'd be a snap-on without a doubt

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Write that you're fun, bubbly, outgoing, down to earth and laid back. And that you like nights in and nights out (so... nights??) holidays and you're looking for a partner in crime.

That's what the rest of the say "

Yes, and you can say “My friends on Fab Swigers would say I’m great fun to be around, very supportive in a crisis, immensely wise, amazing at art and all round lovely person”

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Yes, and you can say “My friends on Fab Swigers would say I’m great fun to be around, very supportive in a crisis, immensely wise, amazing at art and all round lovely person”

*Swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write that your skills inspired Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have gone on tinder....

Might delete it ... Not worth it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That your a truly splendid person and Pooch backs this up

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Might have gone on tinder....

Might delete it ... Not worth it... "

I find it's mostly a waste of time, though have met a couple of interesting people on it

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