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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

Show my appreciation for the ladies oral skill with some oral in return, until I'm recovered then game on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I girl my mate brought back once did this to me i must have been half awake because i was dreaming of being chases by a dog just as it pounced i woke up to find a lass biting my cock fucking shit myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?

Show my appreciation for the ladies oral skill with some oral in return, until I'm recovered then game on "

Love to say I’d do the same as above... but in reality I’d probably roll over and fall asleep again

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By *otts72Man
over a year ago

London


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

Recipricate the oral..and hopefully by then i'd have recovered to fuck her brains out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?

Show my appreciation for the ladies oral skill with some oral in return, until I'm recovered then game on

Love to say I’d do the same as above... but in reality I’d probably roll over and fall asleep again "

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon sarnie, a cuddle and more sleep would do me

I don’t like my bean licked when it’s not shower fresh.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

Go and make some coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

Whip my cock in her Laura Ashley curtains and tell her to put the kettle on.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd chew her up like pancakes and maple syrup as it's only fair.

Then I'd cook her breakfast and go for my 9.30am visit go the royal Dalton. I'm Like clock work.

Mind you if I was round her house I'd probably not be able to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bacon sarnie, a cuddle and more sleep would do me

I don’t like my bean licked when it’s not shower fresh."

Tomato or brown sauce? That's the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?

Show my appreciation for the ladies oral skill with some oral in return, until I'm recovered then game on

Love to say I’d do the same as above... but in reality I’d probably roll over and fall asleep again "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bacon sarnie, a cuddle and more sleep would do me

I don’t like my bean licked when it’s not shower fresh.

Tomato or brown sauce? That's the question."

Tomato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do?

Whip my cock in her Laura Ashley curtains and tell her to put the kettle on."

You forgot to tell her to make you a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep."

So long as they don’t fart when a gal is still down there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep."
Oh now come on really . I wouldn't fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "
shopping at sainsburys

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By *ayBan123Man
over a year ago

London

Probably do what most guys do when they are happy. Wank, take a shit, and go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "

Erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle and hopefully back to sleep because in my experience everytime something like that happened it's normally followed by a day of being asked to do DIY stuff I didn't to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat her out in return. Great way to start the day prefer eating out over being blown anyway

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By *ayBan123Man
over a year ago

London


"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "

You should write a book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "
I'd return the favour licking and teasing her clit and pussy with my fingers till she cums then rub my cock against her clit till I was hard part her thighs and fuck her as hard as I could till she's screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "

I read that, hearing David Attenborough voice.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

Don't no.

It's never happened to me for me to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep.

So long as they don’t fart when a gal is still down there! "

A silent but deadly one would be a killer. I'd probably vomit on his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep.

So long as they don’t fart when a gal is still down there!

A silent but deadly one would be a killer. I'd probably vomit on his cock."

No, you won’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "

I like it when they manage to get it in and suddenly realise what's happening.

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "

Where have you been all my life?

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

Call the police to report the intruder........

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

Smile....role over and kiss her. Go take a shower and come back and return the favour before spending rest of morning in bed fucking like rabbits!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can’t cum first thing in the morning or at least, it takes a seeming eternity. Any lady trying it will likely develop major jaw ache and abort the mission long before I ‘release’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "

Lol you just made my day and it's only 11am!

Mrs x

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Well least I was lucky in that he eagerly returned the favour!

Very meh that we go opposite ends of the country really and it'll be another month or so before i can wake him like that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying"

It was consensual I wouldnt just wake up some random with my mouth round their knob.... I was staying with a long term friend and he has always said he has no issue with my waking him with a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying"

Actually joking apart that's a very good point.

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying"

And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying

It was consensual I wouldnt just wake up some random with my mouth round their knob.... I was staying with a long term friend and he has always said he has no issue with my waking him with a bj"

No no i wasnt saying for you it wasnt consensual.

Just the general attitude and joking about it with noone mentioning how a person would need to agree beforehand.

Also how it seems f4om the replies that it is acceptable to do it to a guy, but society portrays it isnt to a woman. Seems like one of those double standard subjects between sexes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've done this many times when I've been alone with the penis and the guy is still fast asleep, we have our own little moment. The penis dribbles, it twitches with excitement but the best part is when the guy wakes up, slightly disorientated but guided by his dick he'll roll you onto your back and collapse on top of you cos he's still half asleep. The dick takes on a life of its own, like a pig hunting for truffles it's tries to get inside you, hands free jabbing at your cunt trying to get inside but missing, the dick still with a life of its own thinks it's in and starts thrusting but cruelly realises it's just between your thighs, the penis thinks that all hope is lost but then suddenly, the owner reaches down with his hand, guides the willy inside and then you hear it, that noise that indescribable noise, ahhhhhh, just pure pleasure with every thrust! "

Wow you have a way with words. I bet you could make the task of boiling a kettle erotic and give most men (& maybe women) movement.!

On another note, what happened in the end with the guy at work ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying

And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual"

Any sexual act without consent is a sexual crime, for oral it would be sexual assualt.

Also a woman cant ra pe a man.

There is another charge of assault by penetration which means with anything but a penis and is just as serious as a ra pe charge and carries the same sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying

And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual"

If a man woke a woman with oral and she hadnt said beforehand it was ok to do that, it would be sexual assault. My point is very valid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying

And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual

Any sexual act without consent is a sexual crime, for oral it would be sexual assualt.

Also a woman cant ra pe a man.

There is another charge of assault by penetration which means with anything but a penis and is just as serious as a ra pe charge and carries the same sentence"

A woman cant ra.pe a man... really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying

And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual"

You said awoken!

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I do believe some people would try and cause an argument in an empty room!

Enjoy your weekend folks... I shall try not wake anyone up consensually again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

The other night My husband had no choice in repaying the favour as I was also sat on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say thanks, roll over and snooze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying

And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual

If a man woke a woman with oral and she hadnt said beforehand it was ok to do that, it would be sexual assault. My point is very valid"

If I was in bed with a man for the whole night it would be safe to say I wouldn't be calling him out on touching me while I was asleep. If I woke up and said stop, and he didn't, then I would have a case.

Imagine being in a relationship and having to write a consent form every night, for the things you will allow if you're asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say thanks, roll over and snooze. "

No fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait a minute and then go again

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Lol he would go off and play a game of golf in my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wake mrh up regularly like this. We get up and go to work

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep.

So long as they don’t fart when a gal is still down there! "

What about the guy above who shit himself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread disturbs me a little as the fact that someone is asleep means they cannot consent to the sexual act. Unless they have expressed that they want to be woken this way beforehand.

If a man woke a woman with penetration it is ra pe

Just saying

And I didn't penetrate him nor make him penetrate me.... if i had then your point would hold more validity. It was oral and consensual

If a man woke a woman with oral and she hadnt said beforehand it was ok to do that, it would be sexual assault. My point is very valid

If I was in bed with a man for the whole night it would be safe to say I wouldn't be calling him out on touching me while I was asleep. If I woke up and said stop, and he didn't, then I would have a case.

Imagine being in a relationship and having to write a consent form every night, for the things you will allow if you're asleep. "

This ^^^

Surely if 2 people have shared a bed and had sexual relations the night before the consent still stands

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By *he Dork KnightMan
over a year ago

Newport

Do everything to make sure she squirted everywhere for the next 2 or 3 hours until she was a quivering wreak who needed help to stand up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know they would fart, roll over and fall straight back to sleep.

So long as they don’t fart when a gal is still down there!

What about the guy above who shit himself? "

He would be kicked off the bed.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Eat her out in return. Great way to start the day prefer eating out over being blown anyway"

Ah I thought I was the only one!

Much prefer to please my Mrs sofa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

As it would only happen in my dreams I'd have to say wake up

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn

Wish her a Happy Birthday, the lucky thing. !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to brush her teeth

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By *arlo82 OP   Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Tell her to brush her teeth "

I'm shocked

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By *P2018Couple
over a year ago

bathgate

We have a Saturday routine that goes:

Bj alarm clock for him

Cup of tea for me

Serious pounding

Sets us up nicely for the weekend

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

newbury

I think returning the favour with some prolonged muff-diving would most certainly be in order!!!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Ok men thoughts...

Once awoken with a bj and you've shot your load; what would you then do? "

Go for a piss , and then go back to sleep

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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