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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I will add to that the drivers who insist on performing a three point turn, forcing both lanes of traffic to stop, when they are only about 20 yards from a roundabout!

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By *llysonMacWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

People that do manoeuvres with their hazards on.. leaving other people wondering which way they are actually trying to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane hoggers

They should all be pulled to the side of the road and shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers

They should all be pulled to the side of the road and shot "

They shouldn't be jogging on the road at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers

They should all be pulled to the side of the road and shot

They shouldn't be jogging on the road at all! "

Damn it you changed it and my quote changed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All other drivers on my road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch "

Maybe she didn't realise the mirror is for more than just putting her make-up on.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Young women who angle the rear view mirror so they can constantly check themselves out as they drive instead of using it to view the road behind.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Fucking cyclists who use the pavement! Use the fucking road and stop being a menace or expecting us to get out of your way!

I once stepped off a bus directly into his path and he had the fucking nerve to try and have a go at me? Fucking twat!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

People who drive on the phone

People who text whilst driving

People who apply makeup whilst driving

Parents who smoke with their children in the car.

People who don't wear seatbelts

Middle lane hoggers

People who don't know how to use a roundabout

Really old people who drive really slow

Ss

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

People who park over the pavement so people in wheelchairs or with prams, even kids on bikes and scooters, need to go out into the road to pass, grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will add to that the drivers who insist on performing a three point turn, forcing both lanes of traffic to stop, when they are only about 20 yards from a roundabout! "

Yeh, that's another "are you thick" moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People that do manoeuvres with their hazards on.. leaving other people wondering which way they are actually trying to go. "

Don't quite get the logic on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers

They should all be pulled to the side of the road and shot "

Usually in Audi's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

Maybe she didn't realise the mirror is for more than just putting her make-up on. "

If it was one of her relatives the ambulance needed to get to, I bet she would have expected all other road users to move out the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Young women who angle the rear view mirror so they can constantly check themselves out as they drive instead of using it to view the road behind."

I've seen young men (and some older ones to be fair) do the same thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who drive on the phone

People who text whilst driving

People who apply makeup whilst driving

Parents who smoke with their children in the car.

People who don't wear seatbelts

Middle lane hoggers

People who don't know how to use a roundabout

Really old people who drive really slow

Ss "

That's quite comprehensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers

They should all be pulled to the side of the road and shot

They shouldn't be jogging on the road at all!

Damn it you changed it and my quote changed!! "

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mothers with pushchairs that suddenly turn and stick the front of the chair over the curb while nattering on the phone....fecking nutter

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

Maybe she didn't realise the mirror is for more than just putting her make-up on. "

Or she had her music on too loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

Maybe she didn't realise the mirror is for more than just putting her make-up on.

Or she had her music on too loud "

Occasionally I have my music on loud but I still watch what's going on around me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

Maybe she didn't realise the mirror is for more than just putting her make-up on.

Or she had her music on too loud "

Or she had earphones in. Is that even legal when driving?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch "

depends on the situation

most people hear a siren and slam the brakes on making it harder for the emergency vehicle to pass

you need to read the traffic/ situation

she may have thought ,put foot down , overtake tractor so the emergency vehicle only has the tractor to

overtake ......

got to use your common not just pull over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

depends on the situation

most people hear a siren and slam the brakes on making it harder for the emergency vehicle to pass

you need to read the traffic/ situation

she may have thought ,put foot down , overtake tractor so the emergency vehicle only has the tractor to

overtake ......

got to use your common not just pull over "

Trust me I was on the opposite side of the road, she was just being a twat which is why I was so angry/pissed off about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

depends on the situation

most people hear a siren and slam the brakes on making it harder for the emergency vehicle to pass

you need to read the traffic/ situation

she may have thought ,put foot down , overtake tractor so the emergency vehicle only has the tractor to

overtake ......

got to use your common not just pull over "

I agree with this as the tractor was slow moving she might of been trying to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

depends on the situation

most people hear a siren and slam the brakes on making it harder for the emergency vehicle to pass

you need to read the traffic/ situation

she may have thought ,put foot down , overtake tractor so the emergency vehicle only has the tractor to

overtake ......

got to use your common not just pull over

I agree with this as the tractor was slow moving she might of been trying to help"

She fucking wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

depends on the situation

most people hear a siren and slam the brakes on making it harder for the emergency vehicle to pass

you need to read the traffic/ situation

she may have thought ,put foot down , overtake tractor so the emergency vehicle only has the tractor to

overtake ......

got to use your common not just pull over

I agree with this as the tractor was slow moving she might of been trying to help

She fucking wasn't "

I believe you. Have a g&t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

depends on the situation

most people hear a siren and slam the brakes on making it harder for the emergency vehicle to pass

you need to read the traffic/ situation

she may have thought ,put foot down , overtake tractor so the emergency vehicle only has the tractor to

overtake ......

got to use your common not just pull over

I agree with this as the tractor was slow moving she might of been trying to help

She fucking wasn't "

Ok! Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't use their indicators. I'm not a sodding mindreader, tell me when you're turning off so ive got time to apply my brakes gently rather than having to jump on them because you suddenly decide 'oh I want to pull in here'.

I agree with the emergency vehicles comment further back.

People who overtake funeral processions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch

depends on the situation

most people hear a siren and slam the brakes on making it harder for the emergency vehicle to pass

you need to read the traffic/ situation

she may have thought ,put foot down , overtake tractor so the emergency vehicle only has the tractor to

overtake ......

got to use your common not just pull over

I agree with this as the tractor was slow moving she might of been trying to help

She fucking wasn't

I believe you. Have a g&t. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who don't use their indicators. I'm not a sodding mindreader, tell me when you're turning off so ive got time to apply my brakes gently rather than having to jump on them because you suddenly decide 'oh I want to pull in here'.

I agree with the emergency vehicles comment further back.

People who overtake funeral processions."

Agree and the funeral procession thing is just total disrespect.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Whinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a "fun" Lounge thread, someone who puts a full

serious negative full page chapter on,am sure they do it in real life too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any politician who says "what the people want" which is all politicians !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they hate certain food without even trying it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a "fun" Lounge thread, someone who puts a full

serious negative full page chapter on,am sure they do it in real life too.. "

Praise the necromancer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is drivers who don't stop for Emergency Vehicles.

Some blond bint on my drive home was in front of an ambulance and behind a tractor, and what did she do?

Overtook the fucking tractor whilst everyone else was moving for the ambulance.

Silly bitch "

This happens a lot....trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Monkey using massively long multi syllable words it's like she has a dictionary and she swallowed it..!

ps good morning red monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's because people are just and angry mob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lack of oil really grinds my gears

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Red Monkey using massively long multi syllable words it's like she has a dictionary and she swallowed it..!

ps good morning red monkey "

Gnome for assuming these forum posts are consistently made by Red ... and not the Monkey

Incidentally ... it's not just dictionaries Red swallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red Monkey using massively long multi syllable words it's like she has a dictionary and she swallowed it..!

ps good morning red monkey

Gnome for assuming these forum posts are consistently made by Red ... and not the Monkey

Incidentally ... it's not just dictionaries Red swallows "

one swallow doesn't make a summer !

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Red Monkey using massively long multi syllable words it's like she has a dictionary and she swallowed it..!

ps good morning red monkey "

Also ... I think polysyllabic may be the word you were looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red Monkey using massively long multi syllable words it's like she has a dictionary and she swallowed it..!

ps good morning red monkey

Also ... I think polysyllabic may be the word you were looking for "

i think Grease is the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers who don't say thank you when you let them out or give way to them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red Monkey using massively long multi syllable words it's like she has a dictionary and she swallowed it..!

ps good morning red monkey

Gnome for assuming these forum posts are consistently made by Red ... and not the Monkey

Incidentally ... it's not just dictionaries Red swallows

one swallow doesn't make a summer !"

That may have been penned by Aristotle, but possibly from one of Aesop's fables. Most poetic however

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parcel delivery firms delivering items during the day (in the internet age)when most people are out instead of after 6pm when most people are in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police.

no longer come out when you ring them.

Cant even get to speak to one now if you ring them (automated machine says" why not go online") Virtually anything you report they give you a crime number instead of turning up.( unless your reporting the police being attacked then suddenly thousands turn up in

2 milliseconds..different rule for them.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running out of oil really grinds my gears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bbc tv licence(to print money)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

presumptuous and homophobic people like on the Three Wishes thread

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"presumptuous and homophobic people like on the Three Wishes thread"

Deep breaths ... take a step back ... from a neutral point of view ... I wasn't sure it was meant the way you interpreted it... with the character being female anyway ... but that's just my opinion

I could use obscure polysyllabic words if that may help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"presumptuous and homophobic people like on the Three Wishes thread

Deep breaths ... take a step back ... from a neutral point of view ... I wasn't sure it was meant the way you interpreted it... with the character being female anyway ... but that's just my opinion

I could use obscure polysyllabic words if that may help?"

?????

well what's the other interpretation if I am male and 7 of 9 is female??????

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When I haven't oiled them in a month my gears grind really bad .

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"presumptuous and homophobic people like on the Three Wishes thread

Deep breaths ... take a step back ... from a neutral point of view ... I wasn't sure it was meant the way you interpreted it... with the character being female anyway ... but that's just my opinion

I could use obscure polysyllabic words if that may help?

?????

well what's the other interpretation if I am male and 7 of 9 is female??????"

Just that she may not just do that aspect ... nothing more

I will back away as I don't mean to offend, I just didn't read it the way you took it

Although I'm not sure what's going on today ... there seems to be a trend of negativity towards certain sexual preferences in the forum that isn't usually quite so prevalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"presumptuous and homophobic people like on the Three Wishes thread

Deep breaths ... take a step back ... from a neutral point of view ... I wasn't sure it was meant the way you interpreted it... with the character being female anyway ... but that's just my opinion

I could use obscure polysyllabic words if that may help?

?????

well what's the other interpretation if I am male and 7 of 9 is female??????

Just that she may not just do that aspect ... nothing more

I will back away as I don't mean to offend, I just didn't read it the way you took it

Although I'm not sure what's going on today ... there seems to be a trend of negativity towards certain sexual preferences in the forum that isn't usually quite so prevalent "

if she doesn't do that aspect it needent have been mentioned it was under my post so it was homophobic pure and simple

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"presumptuous and homophobic people like on the Three Wishes thread

Deep breaths ... take a step back ... from a neutral point of view ... I wasn't sure it was meant the way you interpreted it... with the character being female anyway ... but that's just my opinion

I could use obscure polysyllabic words if that may help?

?????

well what's the other interpretation if I am male and 7 of 9 is female??????

Just that she may not just do that aspect ... nothing more

I will back away as I don't mean to offend, I just didn't read it the way you took it

Although I'm not sure what's going on today ... there seems to be a trend of negativity towards certain sexual preferences in the forum that isn't usually quite so prevalent

if she doesn't do that aspect it needent have been mentioned it was under my post so it was homophobic pure and simple "

As I said .. backing away ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing lots of complaints about middle lane hoggers. What about the ones in the right hand lane doing exactly the same speed? That annoys the fuck outa me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I stopped for a mummy duck and her ten ducklings last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedestrians crossing the road unsafely and theres a pedestrian crossing about 10 feet from them?? Just use the crossing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stopped for a mummy duck and her ten ducklings last night "
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now be honest...What did you have for tea !

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