FabSwingers.com forum: I’m trapped

By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Think off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him you're really a gorgeous tranny and you're having his arse any minute. Works for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him you're really a gorgeous tranny and you're having his arse any minute. Works for me!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Oh no! My idea of hell

I would be heaving ... I’m not good with bad smells so everyone would know about it

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Hold your nose and breathe through your mouth.......

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Hold your nose and breathe through your mouth......."

Eeew then you'll taste his BO smell

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Hold your nose and breathe through your mouth......."

Are you posing in front of a poster of our cyberman?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Tell him your a Jehovah's Witness and if he's got 20 minutes you can take him through all the magazines in your bag,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold your nose and breathe through your mouth.......

Eeew then you'll taste his BO smell "

stop it!

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Tell him you're really a gorgeous tranny and you're having his arse any minute. Works for me!

I might have to try this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He maybe thinking something similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

Make sure you have your litre of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him you're really a gorgeous tranny and you're having his arse any minute. Works for me!

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

Get him to move to say you are going to loo then change seats!!

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Hold your nose and breathe through your mouth.......

Eeew then you'll taste his BO smell "

Bleurghhh never even thought of that, I used to be a binman and in this sort of weather breathing through your mouth was a bit of a necessity unless you wanted to be dry retching your way down the street.....

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

Get him to move to say you are going to loo then change seats!!"

Can’t, the train is so full the aisles are blocked

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Pretend you're on the phone to a friend and make out you've just got your results back from the doctor and it turns out you've got a highly contagious skin disease!

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"He maybe thinking something similar

I wash my bits regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He maybe thinking something similar

I wash my bits regularly

He may of just jogged for the train

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tell him your a Jehovah's Witness and if he's got 20 minutes you can take him through all the magazines in your bag,"

Brilliant

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

Make sure you have your litre of water

Op may not have a grown up with them.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id say excuse me but you have me trapped could you move over. I always make sure i put the arm rest down so they cant take up part of my seat

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Pretend you're on the phone to a friend and make out you've just got your results back from the doctor and it turns out you've got a highly contagious skin disease!"

This one and the Jehovas one I think. Only 2 more stops to go

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

You’re brave to get on a train in this weather to begin with but your situation really is a bad one. You have my sympathy OP.

I landed from the US yesterday and I had to go have a quiet word with one of the air hostesses for a similar reason. I was sat in the middle seat and the person beside me took up so much space I literally had to move one shoulder forward to fit in the middle and I’m a very slim man. I felt really bad asking and done it as discretely as possible but there was no way i could spend seven hours on a plane without being able to actually sit back in my seat.

If you have anxiety too it’s horrible when you lack personal space.

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Id say excuse me but you have me trapped could you move over. I always make sure i put the arm rest down so they cant take up part of my seat"

Arm rest!! This is a local West Midlands railways train

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

My idea of hell....this is why I've only ever gone on the underground once in my life...never again.

I felt like a sardine in a tin

Hope it's not much longer for you Op.

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

It’s over. It’s amazing how you take fresh air and space for granted!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You survived well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

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fart and say it is him

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song"

Rat Trap - Boomtown Rats perhaps?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhXwyxDFmdw

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

Get him to move to say you are going to loo then change seats!!

Can’t, the train is so full the aisles are blocked

Then I would say you are f***ed and not in the good way!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I was thinking about this the other day. Deodorant was only invented in the 60s and only became widely used in the 70s, so what happened in the old days?

Did people just stink and no one noticed because they all stunk? I dint mean in ancient history , just the last hundred years or so .

Bearing in mind people bathed less frequently too.

With all the will in the world, on a hot day people get sweaty.Was BO not a thing then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have just told him in a very loud voice that his body odour was making me feel sick and if he didn't move, I'd vomit in his lap.

No excuse this day and age!

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"I was thinking about this the other day. Deodorant was only invented in the 60s and only became widely used in the 70s, so what happened in the old days?

Did people just stink and no one noticed because they all stunk? I dint mean in ancient history , just the last hundred years or so .

Bearing in mind people bathed less frequently too.

With all the will in the world, on a hot day people get sweaty.Was BO not a thing then?"

I think we all must have smelt in the 70s. We must have been posh though we had a bath on Wednesday and Sunday!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I was thinking about this the other day. Deodorant was only invented in the 60s and only became widely used in the 70s, so what happened in the old days?

Did people just stink and no one noticed because they all stunk? I dint mean in ancient history , just the last hundred years or so .

Bearing in mind people bathed less frequently too.

With all the will in the world, on a hot day people get sweaty.Was BO not a thing then?"

It was a thing. In days gone by, gentlemen we’re known to pass out at the stench of a ladies bosom when he removed her corset ... now there’s an unpleasant thought

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'd have just told him in a very loud voice that his body odour was making me feel sick and if he didn't move, I'd vomit in his lap.

No excuse this day and age! "

I presume "him" hadn't sprayed some Lynx on his bollocks beforehand! What was he thinking about?

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By *rMrsWestMidsCouple
over a year ago

Dudley

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

You could start singing the Bad Manners song "Shift Up Fatty" ( slightly modified) and he might get the message!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"No I’m not referring to the colonel Abrams song. I’m wedged by the window seat on the train home and the large bloke wedging me in absolutely stinks. How do I get through the next 20 minutes?

I feel your pain.

When I used to commute by train I learned never to sit next to two types of people...

Middle aged male business types (they all to often have pyorrhoea or simply death breath)...

Young male hipster dudes who look like wed designers (they usually stink of BO).

It was a hard learned lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be on the phone to a friend about going to the doctors and say you have a contagous disease skin condition

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