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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boredom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill "

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By *i_mondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sunstroke

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Alone with my cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked to death

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Fucked to death "

I find my way more plausible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucked to death "

Snap, overdose of orgasms x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I sincerely intend to live for ever.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to die swiftly and painlessly after muttering my final words:- "What does this button do?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eastern European whores overdose and vodka

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Eastern European whores overdose and vodka "

Dos vidanya Tovaritch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drowning via sweat moustache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese poisoning

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Drowning via sweat moustache "

Is that even possible?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I sincerely intend to live for ever.

Cal"

I'm aiming to live until I'm 150 and then I'll like to die on the finish line after running the London marathon or cycling from Lands End to John O Groats.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I sincerely intend to live for ever.

Cal

I'm aiming to live until I'm 150 and then I'll like to die on the finish line after running the London marathon or cycling from Lands End to John O Groats. "

That's the spirit!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "

Spike, is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to die I think as its been tried twice already once in a car crash where I survived others involved died then in a house fire came out of that with burns needing skin grafts my daughter said that I'm like a cat with 9 lives lol

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative. "

It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....

In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....

A woman sobs uncontrollably.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 100 man gang bang when I'm 90 will finish me off.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm not going to die I think as its been tried twice already once in a car crash where I survived others involved died then in a house fire came out of that with burns needing skin grafts my daughter said that I'm like a cat with 9 lives lol "

7 now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative.

It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....

In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....

A woman sobs uncontrollably....."

*Danny Dyer narrates*

"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disgracefully no doubt...

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative.

It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....

In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....

A woman sobs uncontrollably.....

*Danny Dyer narrates*

"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!""

I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.

Danny can play me in the film....

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Peacefully in my sleep, not screaming like my passengers.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drowning via sweat moustache

Is that even possible? "

We’ll find out later

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

From shortage of breath....

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Drowning via sweat moustache

Is that even possible?

We’ll find out later "

We?

BaaaaaaaahahahahahasnowballschanceinHell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative.

It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....

In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....

A woman sobs uncontrollably.....

*Danny Dyer narrates*

"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"

I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.

Danny can play me in the film...."

You'll have to change the dialogue.

"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

It will involve petrol in some way. Car bike explosion. More likely the bike

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative.

It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....

In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....

A woman sobs uncontrollably.....

*Danny Dyer narrates*

"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"

I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.

Danny can play me in the film....

You'll have to change the dialogue.

"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?"

I can work with that.

Can someone make sure Cameron Diaz plays my love interest in the film?

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drowning via sweat moustache

Is that even possible?

We’ll find out later

We?

BaaaaaaaahahahahahasnowballschanceinHell"

Haha! I meant collectively!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Drowning via sweat moustache

Is that even possible?

We’ll find out later

We?

BaaaaaaaahahahahahasnowballschanceinHell

Haha! I meant collectively! "

Sad face emoji.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will involve petrol in some way. Car bike explosion. More likely the bike "

Same, no doubt my bike will be involved. Or a heart attack whilst shagging, getting on a bit now

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

I’m going to die “on the job come & go at the same time” LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trip over my own scrotum and hit my head.

Will also get a plaque.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid wank probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will involve petrol in some way. Car bike explosion. More likely the bike

Same, no doubt my bike will be involved. Or a heart attack whilst shagging, getting on a bit now "

equally it could be self inflicted

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

I will never die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embarrassment.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill "

Spike, is that you?"
milligan nooooo

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Knowing my luck it’ll be a frozen block of piss from a passing 747 just as I’m taking a call from the national lottery telling me I’ve just won £175m.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Knowing my luck it’ll be a frozen block of piss from a passing 747 just as I’m taking a call from the national lottery telling me I’ve just won £175m. "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Hopefully of old age (no jokes available at the mo).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck, with what I do as a hobby, I end up getting stabbed by a sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of breath.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative. "

I'm not going to die.

I'll become a cyborg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a premonition of falling over whilst out a country roving.

I awake to find I’m trapped in a ditch upside down, with wild animals trying to save me to no avail.

Dehydration the Doctor will inscribe on my certificate no doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always knew I would die alone but not for a very long time

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Alone with my cats "

Same here, I suspect I'll feature in one of those gruesome Sunday rag stories, having been found half eaten by mine two months after the event ...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it "

Somehow I suspect you won't be the only one making such plans.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Knowing me I'll trip over in my garden and impale my brain with the spine of a passing Hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it "

O lord my xhamster search history don't remind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it

O lord my xhamster search history don't remind me "
by the time you get anywhere near death xhamster will be history

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Just after seeing I won the euromillions then after going with shock whoever takes the ticket steals the lot of it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it

O lord my xhamster search history don't remind me "

Ooh shit I didn't even think about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alone with my cats "

At least it will save on a funeral or cremation

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "

Mmm I think Spike Milligan beat you to it

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By *i_mondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think its going to happen today. Todays the day i will die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone will scoop my eyeball out with a rusty spoon and fuck my eye socjet with a 10 inch cock

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

I want to be stopping a suicide bomber trying to blow up London bridge and saving thousands of lives, and my last words to him will be, "It's 72 vegans, not virgins!"

But I'll probably die on a hospital bed of boredom and my last words will be "you're standing on my oxygen pipe"

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"It will involve petrol in some way. Car bike explosion. More likely the bike "

Perhaps you'll have......

2 strokes

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1


"A 100 man gang bang when I'm 90 will finish me off."
you mean that wouldnt just now fekin hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know why will kill me. I’m just negotiating with my body when!

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1


"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it

O lord my xhamster search history don't remind me

Ooh shit I didn't even think about that! "
god me neither first job tonight clear my party drawer n burn my laptop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking and with my boots on

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Walking and with my boots on "

The soldiers epitaph; "he died with his boots on"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m immortal; Only beheading and subsequently releasing my Quickening can bring about my dissolution

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

From renal failure. Sat in my own piss, staring out of the window after a slapping from a carer cos I made crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battling valiantly against a tropical storm in the middle of the Pacific while trying to single handedly sail around the world on a 30' Ketch.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm not going to die I think as its been tried twice already once in a car crash where I survived others involved died then in a house fire came out of that with burns needing skin grafts my daughter said that I'm like a cat with 9 lives lol "

I see you in a Mitsubishi Shogun. Am I right ?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"From renal failure. Sat in my own piss, staring out of the window after a slapping from a carer cos I made crumbs. "

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative.

It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....

In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....

A woman sobs uncontrollably.....

*Danny Dyer narrates*

"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"

I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.

Danny can play me in the film....

You'll have to change the dialogue.

"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?

I can work with that.

Can someone make sure Cameron Diaz plays my love interest in the film?

Thanks."

Where are we on the Cameron Diaz plan people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucked to death "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From renal failure. Sat in my own piss, staring out of the window after a slapping from a carer cos I made crumbs. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aneurysm at an orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post natal depression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am immortal no man can be my equal! I have inside me blood of kings!

There can be only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by stereo

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Knowing my luck it'll be just after being offered a FFM with 2 sexy ladies but just before getting it

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By *i_mondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Not sure how I will or want the end to happen but I’ve informed all my girlfriends that as the curtains close on my final moments they are to crack open the best bottle of champagne and send me off with a toast singing Rule Britain!

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By *i_mondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Rule Britania* even lol

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "

So you too cheap to buy your own tombstone -shame on you for stealing Spike's

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

From living vicariously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am immortal i have inside me blood of kings i have no rival no man can be my equal

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Violently.

I'm not going without a struggle

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

I want to go like my uncle Barry ,

being comforted by 50 + people

lots of people crying over me

throwing money at me promising me cars holidays and sex.

it was a shame the brakes failed as his bus slipped over the cliff

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative.

It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....

In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....

A woman sobs uncontrollably.....

*Danny Dyer narrates*

"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"

I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.

Danny can play me in the film....

You'll have to change the dialogue.

"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?

I can work with that.

Can someone make sure Cameron Diaz plays my love interest in the film?

Thanks.

Where are we on the Cameron Diaz plan people?"

Cameron Diaz? Update anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am immortal i have inside me blood of kings i have no rival no man can be my equal "

Too late. Already did that one!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I am immortal i have inside me blood of kings i have no rival no man can be my equal

Too late. Already did that one! "

You know the rules, you'll have to fight it out -"there can be only one"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine I will be nibbled to death by hordes of mutant rabbits created by a mad scientist in a lonely cottage.

Incidentally,I once genuinely thought this was about to happen.

Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully in my bed with a big smile on my face.

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By *inn_mon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I dont want to think about it.Hopefully not alone or in pain.

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By *eanne VegasTV/TS
over a year ago

tameside

Pissed being fucked and skint.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure, but before I do I really need to appoint someone to clear out the sex cupboard so the kids don't find it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tragic face sitting accident.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Idearley at a old age with the wife at the same time so we both drift of juring the night while asleep but onley after rasing about 3 kids and haveing a long fun family life.

But noing my luck ill probably be old and alone with just sum cats that wood probably begin to eat me from Hunger before I'm even found

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Probably when I least expect it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suicide

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

Run over by an ambulance

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not very creative. I plan to commit suicide at home some time after my 60th. The birthday party can serve as my wake and no need bother to turn up for the funeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably die while Trying to save the world from a mediocre and bald villain

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Tragic face sitting accident. "

Careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighting off a zombie while my nemesis son looks on with his one good eye and my nemesis lover strikes me with her sword at the same time as a arrow from a cross bow strikes my heart.

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "

Spike Milligan.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Peacefully I hope ...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

In a blaze of glory, screaming "Hell Yeah!"

Or I'll drown in a gin vat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably at the end of a very self destructive week of just going nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As i've lived, hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna die having sex

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I shall die of death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagged to death by a hot 20 year old blonde desperate to inherit my 5 billion pound fortune.

A long drawn out blissful departure will be followed by a long period of desperate mourning when blondey finds out I'm brassic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

that's odd I'm going to die holding up a bank! Bursting out the door gun blazing butch cassidy and the sun dance kid style.

What's your way out, be creative. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully in my bed with a big smile on my face."
Failing that & more likely of boredom & frustration with not being taken seriously by people on here.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!"

Gone. All gone

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By *moMan
over a year ago

Salford

Suffocated by a massive pair of tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall die of death "

I was thinking death would be a great way to die.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm going to be shot foiling an armed bank robbery. I see myself taking out two of the robbers and saving the life of a small child in a pushchair.

There's going to be a plaque on the wall and everything.

What's your way out, be creative.

It'll be raining, everything will be still..... silent.....

In the distance the sound of a siren racing towards the bank, alas arriving too late to save poor Sting.....

A woman sobs uncontrollably.....

*Danny Dyer narrates*

"There's claret...EVERYWHERE!"

I was thinking more Edward Fox or Tom Huddelston.

Danny can play me in the film....

You'll have to change the dialogue.

"The sanguine scene offends ones eyes"?

I can work with that.

Can someone make sure Cameron Diaz plays my love interest in the film?

Thanks.

Where are we on the Cameron Diaz plan people?

Cameron Diaz? Update anyone? "

I'll settle for Scarlet Johansen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by chocking on something extra large

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By *acrobMan
over a year ago

South Worcestershire

By a thousand cuts

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'd probably die while Trying to save the world from a mediocre and bald villain"

Are you calling me a villain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My children will put me out of my misery.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Probably cowering in a shell scrape somewhere in eastern Europe as Russian artillery is raining down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!

Gone. All gone "

Oh god thingtwo was fit. I wonder where he went

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By *..TheCurvyPetrolHead...Woman
over a year ago

St Helens

If I could choose; it would be a 'motorsport incident" where I kick the bucket doing something I love!

I come in too rich to a corner and completely mis-judge it. The wheel hits the raised apex but not in a good way and it flips the car on the roof and it goes up in flames. Then I realise I don't have my fire-proof race suit on.

On a brighter note; I'm racing in a few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probly exploding with frustration at the _mount of redtape and idiots i tolerate everyday through work. I think my head will pop right off.

Like on drop dead fred the movie hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall die in the middle of nowhere doing something incredibly stupid with an aeroplane, boat or powerful car.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Suffocating ... between a ladies legs ...foolishly believing I could breath through my ears

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

On stage (like Tommy Cooper)

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By *urved HunnyWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Since I'm the eternal klutz, I'll probably kick the bucket at a highly unsuitable sex party that I'm not supposed to be at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On stage (like Tommy Cooper)"

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Beaten to death by gorillas that broke into a laboratory and made off with PCP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking utterly fabulous

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"looking utterly fabulous "

I'd expect nothing less.....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!

Gone. All gone

Oh god thingtwo was fit. I wonder where he went "

Shagged to death maybe!?

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"I'd probably die while Trying to save the world from a mediocre and bald villain

Are you calling me a villain?

"

That's the only one he got wrong.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Round where we live probably by being crashed into by a moron in a golf GTI doing about 80 while they are laid horizontal in the drivers seat.

However if I had a choice, drowned while performing oral sex on multi orgasmic natural blonde, or suffocated by boobs

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

At work, at my desk having worked well beyond retirement age. Found in the morning by my colleagues. With DNR on the back of my chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna be wrapped in bubble wrap and pushed over a cliff and spend my last minutes popping bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!

Gone. All gone

Oh god thingtwo was fit. I wonder where he went

Shagged to death maybe!? "

My ideal way to go!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Hopefully quickly then they can harvest my organs and then burn what’s left.

Mr M

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By *hatty479Man
over a year ago

Lewisham

Knowing my luck, it'll be shortly before we find the secret to immortality

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Old age my epitaph will read " told you I was ill " "

Think spike Milligan has that on his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripping over my dog and falling and banging my head. Then devoured by my cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had three goes at it and I’m still here so that’s me fucked but as all the best cowboys say “I like to die in the saddle” yeehar!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!

Gone. All gone

Oh god thingtwo was fit. I wonder where he went

Shagged to death maybe!?

My ideal way to go! "

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!"

Markoh?

Can’t see him darkening our doors again

Knave and a scoundrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladder I can sense it especially when I'm on last rung

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

In bed hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In bed hopefully"
natural causes? Or a 23 year old?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"In bed hopefullynatural causes? Or a 23 year old? "

Go for old age then I can enjoy as many 23 year old as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In bed hopefullynatural causes? Or a 23 year old?

Go for old age then I can enjoy as many 23 year old as possible. "
Ha......... Perv

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!"

If people who have left decide to rejoin, can they come back with same username?

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

And I'm probably going to die of boredom deleting penis pictures......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart lungs and brain will stop operating probably

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Atm I'll say lack of fucking sleep will do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will probably drop down dead behind the bar pulling a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot holing

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Peacefully in my sleep, unlike my 50 passengers who’ll probably die screaming in fear

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'll probably die hunting the marshland and rainforests for all those amazing fabbers of years gone by....

DerbyDales.... Markoh.... DJ forum persona.... Affectionate bitch.... ThingTwo.... MisterBee.... TheView.... etc

Lost. MIA!"

I want Affectionate bitch back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rescuing a kitten from up a tree. I fucking hate cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peacefully, in my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surrounded by the corpses of my slain foes, drenched head to toe in blood and screaming the name of an an ancient faceless god as I am finally overwhelmed!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Surrounded by the corpses of my slain foes, drenched head to toe in blood and screaming the name of an an ancient faceless god as I am finally overwhelmed!"

So at Tesco’s on Black Friday sales day then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart attack from years of living off crisps and high fat salted meats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diphtheria

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