FabSwingers.com forum: Waxing Disaster!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So thought I'd share my misfortune knowing full well you'll probably laugh your ass off. It is comical.

After using waxing strips to date down there (yes, cock and balls), I thought I'd upgrade and use a home waxing kit. How difficult could it be right?

Wrong! Microwaved the wax and got my applicator and strips at the ready. Applied the wax and the first strip removed all hair. Good sign.

Then some wax drips on to the bathroom floor. Without thinking, I reach for the tissue paper to have it stick to the wax on my fingers. Not before trying to wipe the wax on the floor so now I have bits of tissue paper on my hand AND stuck to the floor.

Reach for the oil as it'll have to be a reset. The bottle sticks to my hand and the cap goes flying. Without knowing how, I now have wax on both hands. Reach for the cap and that sticks to my other hand.

I manage to get the oil off all personal areas and wipe the wax up on the floor. Wax back in the microwave for Take 2. I reckon ive got the hang of this now.

Shaft done without mishap, sides of the testicles next all without incident. I get to the base of my testicles and using the same method, remove the hair with no problem.

I notice a dripping on my left foot and see blood in between my toes and on the floor. I look at the last strip I used and noticed what can only be thin strips of skin on it. Examining my balls, I see red matching raw areas where the skin on the strip used to be.

By now, there is blood on my fingers, my feet, the floor and the toilet seat. I really don't remember standing over it but that is the least of my concerns at that moment.

I had to stop if only to address the bleeding. This time round, I didn't mind tissues sticking to my balls (similar to that for shaving cuts).

They seem quite resilient as I'm not in any pain or discomfort and will resume the job (with normal waxing strips) in a couple of days.

After seeing 40 Year Old Virgin and how easy the woman working on Steve Farrell made it look, I thought I had it sussed.

Be warned - it isn't as easy as the professionals would have you believe!