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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(And I'm thinking the guys here)

...actually wiped it on the curtains.

I see it written so often, it does make me wonder. And very pleased that I have blinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every other Sunday, it's a ritual to attract ovulating females.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, she went bat shit. She said they’re Laura Ashley’s, I said you better wash them before you give them back to her then. She hit the fucking roof and threw me out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, she went bat shit. She said they’re Laura Ashley’s, I said you better wash them before you give them back to her then. She hit the fucking roof and threw me out! "

Oh this gave me a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope baby wipes or boxers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every other Sunday, it's a ritual to attract ovulating females."

Do you have to dangle them out the window for maximum waftage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope

"

Although my curtains are from poundstretchers. Do your worst fuckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, she went bat shit. She said they’re Laura Ashley’s, I said you better wash them before you give them back to her then. She hit the fucking roof and threw me out!

Oh this gave me a good laugh "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope baby wipes or boxers"

Do you bring spare boxers or have a sticky ride home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never ever

#youknowwhoyouare "

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

No, just an old sock. Usually hers. Whilst she's still wearing it. Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the once. I didn't know they had cameras in the changing rooms of my local Next.

#nowbanned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope baby wipes or boxers

Do you bring spare boxers or have a sticky ride home "

Depends on the planning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every other Sunday, it's a ritual to attract ovulating females.

Do you have to dangle them out the window for maximum waftage "

Nah, when they gain back conscious from the chloroform rug they're already upstairs and ready to procreate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, she went bat shit. She said they’re Laura Ashley’s, I said you better wash them before you give them back to her then. She hit the fucking roof and threw me out!

Oh this gave me a good laugh

Me too "

Glad I wasn't the only one

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, on a few occasions admittedly.

After all though, when one discovers in consternation that one has run out of bog roll and with ones socks subsequently failing to provide an adequate and efficacious cleaning method, what after all is the next logical thing to utilise?

Um.....we are talking about wiping ones arse here right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, on a few occasions admittedly.

After all though, when one discovers in consternation that one has run out of bog roll and with ones socks subsequently failing to provide an adequate and efficacious cleaning method, what after all is the next logical thing to utilise?

Um.....we are talking about wiping ones arse here right? "

You should do the bum drag across the carpet like a dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, just an old sock. Usually hers. Whilst she's still wearing it. Classy "

Going for a foot job too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only the once. I didn't know they had cameras in the changing rooms of my local Next.

#nowbanned

"

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"No, just an old sock. Usually hers. Whilst she's still wearing it. Classy

Going for a foot job too "

Absolutely. Only I hate feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, just an old sock. Usually hers. Whilst she's still wearing it. Classy

Going for a foot job too

Absolutely. Only I hate feet "

Hence both leaving socks on ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every other Sunday, it's a ritual to attract ovulating females.

Do you have to dangle them out the window for maximum waftage

Nah, when they gain back conscious from the chloroform rug they're already upstairs and ready to procreate "

You charmer you

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"No, just an old sock. Usually hers. Whilst she's still wearing it. Classy

Going for a foot job too

Absolutely. Only I hate feet

Hence both leaving socks on ? "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It always reminds me of a scene from gremlins

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