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Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me?? 
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap ! " Aww thank you buddy I'll get some wet wipes | |||
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"What simply splendid idea 
What can I get you! "A cheeky glass of shiraz and snog please | |||
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap ! " Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting... are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!! | |||
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"That sounds like a damn good idea." What would you like to drink as a nightcap? | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "Inappropriate nightcap? The best sort, count me in | |||
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"What simply splendid idea
What can I get you!
A cheeky glass of shiraz and snog please "Mmmm ok!!! | |||
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap ! Aww thank you buddy I'll get some wet wipes "What brand though ?some can iritate skin | |||
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap ! Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting... are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!! "Well while we are at it, after cumming I might be abit thirsty | |||
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"Oh yes please , something like and refreshing " How about lemoncello... That’s refreshing | |||
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap ! Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting... are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!!
Well while we are at it, after cumming I might be abit thirsty "I think you will be!! It won’t just be a quickie!!! How about a lycee juice or watermelon | |||
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"That sounds like a damn good idea. What would you like to drink as a nightcap? "I haven't had a glass of rosè wine in ages so that would be nice. | |||
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap ! Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting... are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!!
Well while we are at it, after cumming I might be abit thirsty
I think you will be!! It won’t just be a quickie!!! How about a lycee juice or watermelon "Haha bless you as you arent aware of my stamina of 1min 23 ! But it will be the best minute of your life ! Lychee juice before, watermelon after empty my balls on your left kneecap ! | |||
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"Ah ha! I’ll have a tipple with you m’lady. How about some of those apple sours to maketh one merry? "Oh sexy... **linning them up!! | |||
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"All I want is cum on your kneecap ! Mmmmm well F@B... you know you can have whatever you wish!! My knee is ready and waiting... are you sure you don’t want a drink as well!!
Well while we are at it, after cumming I might be abit thirsty
I think you will be!! It won’t just be a quickie!!! How about a lycee juice or watermelon
Haha bless you as you arent aware of my stamina of 1min 23 ! But it will be the best minute of your life !
Lychee juice before, watermelon after empty my balls on your left kneecap ! "1min 23 is plenty to start with... over 24 hours that’s plenty of times!!! | |||
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"That sounds like a damn good idea. What would you like to drink as a nightcap?
I haven't had a glass of rosè wine in ages so that would be nice."Ok gorgeous!! Served and the rest of the bottle is waiting!! | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "I don't drink. Could I get a cuppa, ta. | |||
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate" What can I get you!! | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "Oh sounds good to me. Move over  | |||
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Something that'll knock me out keep please xxx | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "I wouldn’t be able to guarantee that either | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over "Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow"Let me guess you want to join in | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow
It crossed my mind hahahhahah
Let me guess you want to join in " | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
I don't drink.
Could I get a cuppa, ta. "Of course!!  | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow
Let me guess you want to join in "I was also referring to your profile pictures | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over "Hey gorgeous... what ya having?? | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "Pour me a gin and tonic would you. Not in a glass mind. I'd rather use your mouth instead and kiss it out of you 
Commence the inappropriateness!! | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Oh sounds good to me. Move over
Wow. Tittytamera. Just wow
Let me guess you want to join in
I was also referring to your profile pictures "Aww thank you | |||
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"Tut tut the barmaid isn't supposed to drink the profits
Something that'll knock me out keep please xxx"How about a large brandy?? | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate....
Pour me a gin and tonic would you. Not in a glass mind. I'd rather use your mouth instead and kiss it out of you
Commence the inappropriateness!! "**pours a very large mouthful of gin into mouth... | |||
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !” "Hiccup ok then! | |||
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"Tut tut the barmaid isn't supposed to drink the profits
Something that'll knock me out keep please xxx
How about a large brandy?? "Ummmm I'll need a peg for my nose then or I'll  | |||
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"Tut tut the barmaid isn't supposed to drink the profits
Something that'll knock me out keep please xxx
How about a large brandy??
Ummmm I'll need a peg for my nose then or I'll "Haha well youbsaid simething strong!! What would you like?? | |||
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"Hello, d*unken bar lady. A nice tall southern comfort and lemonade over ice please. " Hehehe good choice as a nightcap!! Cheers ps all drinks handed over must be served with a kiss | |||
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !”
Hiccup ok then! "So what can I get you? Shall we go full on throw some shots down or maybe a sophisticated cocktail? | |||
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"Those apple sours were nice and I’m now pleasantly mellowed......how about a bottle or two of the cherry sours to balance the colouring? "Your on... **linning them up again!!! | |||
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"Oooo drinkies, yes please. A nice slow comfortable screw please. With an umbrella and sparkles to decorate it, please "Helllooo my lovely... you can have as many sprinkles and umbrellas as you like!! How about a cherry too!! Mwah xxx | |||
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate What can I get you!! "Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap. | |||
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"I'll share a chilled vodka with slice of lime "**gets bottle out of the freezer... pours some into glass... cuts the lime... hands the vodka over and takes a bite of the lime... now take a sip and kiss me!! | |||
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !”
Hiccup ok then!
So what can I get you? Shall we go full on throw some shots down or maybe a sophisticated cocktail? "At this time of night... maybe a cocktail now and then shots to finish... I’ll have a screaming orgasm please!! | |||
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate What can I get you!!
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap. "Hehehe of course!! | |||
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"Hello, d*unken bar lady. A nice tall southern comfort and lemonade over ice please. Hehehe good choice as a nightcap!! Cheers ps all drinks handed over must be served with a kiss "In that case can I have 6 please | |||
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"I'll share a chilled vodka with slice of lime
**gets bottle out of the freezer... pours some into glass... cuts the lime... hands the vodka over and takes a bite of the lime... now take a sip and kiss me!! "I like the way you serve it | |||
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate What can I get you!!
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap.
Hehehe of course!! "Now for one of those kisses I heard were going round | |||
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"Oooo drinkies, yes please. A nice slow comfortable screw please. With an umbrella and sparkles to decorate it, please
Helllooo my lovely... you can have as many sprinkles and umbrellas as you like!! How about a cherry too!! Mwah xxx "Your cherry? | |||
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"Hello, d*unken bar lady. A nice tall southern comfort and lemonade over ice please. Hehehe good choice as a nightcap!! Cheers ps all drinks handed over must be served with a kiss
In that case can I have 6 please "Absolutely | |||
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"Things seem a lot brighter than they did yesterday. It’s still a bit warm, so it might be time for a nice long, cool gin. With a wee slice of refreshing cucumber. " Of course!! Glad your day was better!! | |||
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"Oooo drinkies, yes please. A nice slow comfortable screw please. With an umbrella and sparkles to decorate it, please
Helllooo my lovely... you can have as many sprinkles and umbrellas as you like!! How about a cherry too!! Mwah xxx
Your cherry? "Well if your asking!! | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... "go to bed!! | |||
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"I'll share a chilled vodka with slice of lime
**gets bottle out of the freezer... pours some into glass... cuts the lime... hands the vodka over and takes a bite of the lime... now take a sip and kiss me!!
I like the way you serve it " | |||
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"I've enjoyed a bottle (or two) of Prosecco. But I can still type so it's all good! " That’s when you know your still good to go!! | |||
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate What can I get you!!
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap.
Hehehe of course!!
Now for one of those kisses I heard were going round "Mmmm ok!! | |||
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"Right now. Ice cold beer would go down well. "Of course... enjoy!! | |||
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"Shhhsss...don’t tell anyone but I’m a bit tipsy....
Would anyone fancy a nightcap with me??
But I can’t guarantee I might not get inappropriate.... go to bed!! "Nope!! I’m staying up!! | |||
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"Right now. Ice cold beer would go down well.
Of course... enjoy!! " | |||
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !”
Hiccup ok then!
So what can I get you? Shall we go full on throw some shots down or maybe a sophisticated cocktail?
At this time of night... maybe a cocktail now and then shots to finish... I’ll have a screaming orgasm please!! "Ok one screaming orgasm coming straight away then I’ll start working on multiple orgasms if you like? | |||
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"Pint of porter please(ppp). Pulled perfectly p.(pp? ) Topped with tantalising temptation.(ttt) "**poured to perfection With teasing titilation And kinky kisses! | |||
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"Will use poor me a draughty widgiminot ya gooorjus Mmm give me those lips and a slither of use fine finist finish fine finest finest? Is that right? Finest? Finest fucking... I've forgotten what was I... Oh yes and with a cherry. No ice. Thank you my beautiful wife I mean drear I mean dear hic "** ...know when to stop!! Like me!!  but if you must one more!! | |||
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"How about I get you a few more drinks and turn tipsy into full on “I’m todally pished !”
Hiccup ok then!
So what can I get you? Shall we go full on throw some shots down or maybe a sophisticated cocktail?
At this time of night... maybe a cocktail now and then shots to finish... I’ll have a screaming orgasm please!!
Ok one screaming orgasm coming straight away then I’ll start working on multiple orgasms if you like? "Mmmmmm my favourite!!! | |||
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"Just wish I was tipsy "Wont take you long in this virtual late night bar... | |||
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"Just wish I was tipsy
Wont take you long in this virtual late night bar... "It’s friday tomorrow...... so I’ll be virtually assured of getting tipsy | |||
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"Will use poor me a draughty widgiminot ya gooorjus Mmm give me those lips and a slither of use fine finist finish fine finest finest? Is that right? Finest? Finest fucking... I've forgotten what was I... Oh yes and with a cherry. No ice. Thank you my beautiful wife I mean drear I mean dear hic
** ...know when to stop!! Like me!! but if you must one more!! "Oh faaaaaaantastic. You, my sweet petal of a little little... little bit warm tonight isn't it? You are a fine specimen of the womanly thing. You are like a fine brandy. But only in the sense that I can drizzle you all over the floor and then rub my naked man lumps all over... wait a minute! That's disgusting! What are you suggesting woman?! Brandy naked on the floor. I'm truly shocked at such an unmanly thing coming from a woman like you! What fortea... forteee... For tit... Fortitude. Oh fuck it! Pour me another hic | |||
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"Pint of porter please(ppp). Pulled perfectly p.(pp? ) Topped with tantalising temptation.(ttt)
**poured to perfection
With teasing titilation
And kinky kisses! "D*unk eagerly Felt gorgeous Have inclinations J’adore kinky Lovingly mwah. | |||
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"Nightcap sounds good, I'd also be slightly disappointed if you didn't get a little inappropriate What can I get you!!
Fancy a disaronno on the rocks please, why not pour yourself one and take a seat on my lap.
Hehehe of course!!
Now for one of those kisses I heard were going round
Mmmm ok!! "I'll sleep a happy man now , this may just be my favourite drinking establishment now. | |||
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