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"I would like a pussy juice please darling " In a tall glass over ice or neat? | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling In a tall glass over ice or neat? " Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) | |||
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"Wish could drink but on strong painkillers so not good mix Will have Pepsi or please" Pepsi Max over ice with a small slice for you | |||
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"Oh thank god for you! Dry white wine please!!!" Chilled, and a large glass, filled right to the top. Enjoy | |||
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"Oh thank god for you! Dry white wine please!!! Chilled, and a large glass, filled right to the top. Enjoy " Might down it in one | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling In a tall glass over ice or neat? Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump " Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? | |||
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"Wish could drink but on strong painkillers so not good mix Will have Pepsi or please Pepsi Max over ice with a small slice for you " Thank you hun most lovely | |||
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"Oh thank god for you! Dry white wine please!!! Chilled, and a large glass, filled right to the top. Enjoy Might down it in one " There's plenty more where it came from | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling In a tall glass over ice or neat? Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? " Everyone is invited | |||
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"Wish could drink but on strong painkillers so not good mix Will have Pepsi or please Pepsi Max over ice with a small slice for you Thank you hun most lovely" Fancy another? | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling In a tall glass over ice or neat? Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? Everyone is invited " This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling In a tall glass over ice or neat? Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? Everyone is invited This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk " I'll keep your glass topped up then ... Fancy some nibbles? | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling In a tall glass over ice or neat? Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? Everyone is invited This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk I'll keep your glass topped up then ... Fancy some nibbles? " Boobs please | |||
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"Saunters in, sees bananaman propping up the bar so walks out quick " Why you so bitter lol let me buy you a drink | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling In a tall glass over ice or neat? Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) it was all going so well til you mentioned Trump Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? Everyone is invited This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk I'll keep your glass topped up then ... Fancy some nibbles? Boobs please " Help yourself ... There's plenty in here | |||
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"I would like to sit in the beer garden with a nice cocktail " Can you make do with my little garden? What cocktail would you like? | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade sorbet with strawberries please... (and a wee quiet corner in the shade) x " Consider it done ... Enjoy x | |||
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"I would like to sit in the beer garden with a nice cocktail " Beer garden is obviously for beer | |||
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"Pint of cider and a pint glass of ice umbrella and same again and one for yourself " Sounds perfect, thanks, I'll open another Zinfandel x | |||
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"Pimms please! Over ice ... Served with a smile " | |||
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"Pimms please! Over ice ... Served with a smile " You owe me a blowjob LisaB | |||
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"As I still have to work till midnight, can I get a coffee, white and two, please" You can indeed ... | |||
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"Oooo aaaaahh!!!! I’ll have a Scrumpy Jacks please " Served in a chilled glass ... Cheers | |||
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please? Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience Thanks muchly " Sorry for the delay, was sourcing the tea pot and then making it ... Hope it's good for you now? | |||
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please? Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience Thanks muchly Sorry for the delay, was sourcing the tea pot and then making it ... Hope it's good for you now? " Exceptional as expected. Thanks for going the extra mile | |||
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"Rum and cola for hubby, amaretto and cola for me please, not allowed to write c0ke on here!! Can we have some ice as well please? " Ice cream in the drinks or on the side? | |||
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please? Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience Thanks muchly Sorry for the delay, was sourcing the tea pot and then making it ... Hope it's good for you now? Exceptional as expected. Thanks for going the extra mile " My pleasure | |||
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"Just back from a wonderful visit to Rutland Water to see the Osprey. Boy it was hot! so am ice cold Pimms would go down nicely thank you OP " I had left a huge hug out, hope you helped yourself x | |||
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"Hurrah I'm home early too - I might just have a lil glass of wine as the bottle is already open it would be rude not to Fuck it! I just cycled home uphill in the boiling heat, it's nearly the end of the week and I've got fuck all else to do " I've just finished my second bottle of Zinfandel of the day ... Gotta stop now, have to work tomorrow | |||
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"Sex on the beach please " Hope my staff took care of you | |||
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"A nice cold glass of white wine would be most welcome x " Several bottles on the go Angie x | |||
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"Oh so nice of you, a pint of lager and lime please " Bit late but poured | |||
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"Massive G n T please, it’s been that kind of day xx" Coming right up ... Enjoy x | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? " A nice cool long one please | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx" I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? A nice cool long one please " Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? | |||
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"Fosters will do Pint or jug? Jug" Sorted. Enjoy. Are you watching the football? | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? A nice cool long one please Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? " No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? A nice cool long one please Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me " Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you | |||
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"Wine please, chilled Chablis! Xx" Large glass with the bottle on the side... Cheers xx | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? A nice cool long one please Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you " You don't need to get me d*unk for that | |||
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge. Make it strong. " What's your spirit of choice? | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx" I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx | |||
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge. Make it strong. What's your spirit of choice? " Vodka would do nicely right now, thank you! | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? A nice cool long one please Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you You don't need to get me d*unk for that " Pepsi and room key it is then | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? A nice cool long one please Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you You don't need to get me d*unk for that Pepsi and room key it is then " Then a nice cool white wine at the interval | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx" I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me Cheers xx | |||
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"Massive G n T please, it’s been that kind of day xx Coming right up ... Enjoy x" Thank you xx | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? " Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? | |||
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge. Make it strong. What's your spirit of choice? Vodka would do nicely right now, thank you! " Nice tall glass and the bottle on the side for you | |||
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge. Make it strong. What's your spirit of choice? Vodka would do nicely right now, thank you! " We have vodka peach schnapps amaretto kronenberge or real ale xc | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me Cheers xx" Sorry to hear that work or family xx | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? A nice cool long one please Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you You don't need to get me d*unk for that Pepsi and room key it is then Then a nice cool white wine at the interval " Mmmmm, yummy | |||
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"Massive G n T please, it’s been that kind of day xx Coming right up ... Enjoy x Thank you xx" My pleasure, plenty more where that came from | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? " You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? | |||
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long " Come stroke my hair I'm sleepy xx | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me Cheers xx Sorry to hear that work or family xx" General life but not work ... It's getting sorted but slowly xx | |||
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long Come stroke my hair I'm sleepy xx" Ok shift up and put your head in my lap | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? " Oh you beauty Thankyou | |||
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long " Alcohol takes priority so no problem | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? Oh you beauty Thankyou " Bottle on the side for you too | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me Cheers xx Sorry to hear that work or family xx General life but not work ... It's getting sorted but slowly xx" Ah ok well hopefully it will be better soon xx | |||
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long Come stroke my hair I'm sleepy xx Ok shift up and put your head in my lap " Ok feel free to take advantage xx | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? Oh you beauty Thankyou Bottle on the side for you too " Careful I may move in | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? Oh you beauty Thankyou Bottle on the side for you too Careful I may move in " Overnight guests can be welcomed | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? Oh you beauty Thankyou Bottle on the side for you too Careful I may move in Overnight guests can be welcomed" *tucks feet up, gets comfy | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? Oh you beauty Thankyou Bottle on the side for you too Careful I may move in Overnight guests can be welcomed *tucks feet up, gets comfy " That's what I like, someone who will make themselves at home | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? Oh you beauty Thankyou Bottle on the side for you too Careful I may move in Overnight guests can be welcomed *tucks feet up, gets comfy That's what I like, someone who will make themselves at home " I've already opened the nuts and pulled a blanket over my knees, I'm settled | |||
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