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"I would like a pussy juice please darling ![]() In a tall glass over ice or neat? ![]() | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling ![]() ![]() Neat and warm please darling (in Donald Trump’s voice) ![]() | |||
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"Wish could drink but on strong painkillers so not good mix Will have Pepsi or please" Pepsi Max over ice with a small slice for you ![]() | |||
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"Oh thank god for you! Dry white wine please!!!" Chilled, and a large glass, filled right to the top. Enjoy ![]() | |||
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"Oh thank god for you! Dry white wine please!!! Chilled, and a large glass, filled right to the top. Enjoy ![]() Might down it in one ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who else would order a pussy juice in their right mind lol btw is he not invited to the drinks? ![]() | |||
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"Wish could drink but on strong painkillers so not good mix Will have Pepsi or please Pepsi Max over ice with a small slice for you ![]() Thank you hun most lovely | |||
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"Oh thank god for you! Dry white wine please!!! Chilled, and a large glass, filled right to the top. Enjoy ![]() ![]() ![]() There's plenty more where it came from ![]() | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Everyone is invited ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wish could drink but on strong painkillers so not good mix Will have Pepsi or please Pepsi Max over ice with a small slice for you ![]() Fancy another? ![]() | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This imaginary bar is getting me d*unk ![]() | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll keep your glass topped up then ... Fancy some nibbles? ![]() | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Boobs please ![]() | |||
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"Saunters in, sees bananaman propping up the bar so walks out quick ![]() Why you so bitter lol let me buy you a drink ![]() | |||
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"I would like a pussy juice please darling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Help yourself ... There's plenty in here ![]() | |||
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"I would like to sit in the beer garden with a nice cocktail ![]() Can you make do with my little garden? What cocktail would you like? ![]() | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade sorbet with strawberries please... (and a wee quiet corner in the shade) x " Consider it done ... Enjoy x | |||
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"I would like to sit in the beer garden with a nice cocktail ![]() Beer garden is obviously for beer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pint of cider and a pint glass of ice umbrella and same again and one for yourself ![]() ![]() Sounds perfect, thanks, I'll open another Zinfandel x ![]() | |||
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"Pimms please! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pimms please! ![]() ![]() ![]() You owe me a blowjob LisaB ![]() | |||
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"As I still have to work till midnight, can I get a coffee, white and two, please" You can indeed ... ![]() | |||
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"Oooo aaaaahh!!!! I’ll have a Scrumpy Jacks please ![]() Served in a chilled glass ... Cheers ![]() | |||
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please? Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry for the delay, was sourcing the tea pot and then making it ... Hope it's good for you now? ![]() | |||
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please? Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Rum and cola for hubby, amaretto and cola for me please, not allowed to write c0ke on here!! Can we have some ice as well please? ![]() Ice cream in the drinks or on the side? ![]() | |||
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"I'm still working at the moment so would it be possible to have a very strong cup of Yorkshire gold please? Has to be from a pot though, apologies for the added inconvenience ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My pleasure ![]() | |||
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"Just back from a wonderful visit to Rutland Water to see the Osprey. Boy it was hot! so am ice cold Pimms would go down nicely thank you OP ![]() I had left a huge hug out, hope you helped yourself x | |||
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"Hurrah ![]() ![]() ![]() I've just finished my second bottle of Zinfandel of the day ... Gotta stop now, have to work tomorrow ![]() | |||
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"Sex on the beach please ![]() Hope my staff took care of you ![]() | |||
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"A nice cold glass of white wine would be most welcome x " Several bottles on the go Angie ![]() | |||
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"Oh so nice of you, a pint of lager and lime please " Bit late but poured ![]() | |||
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"Massive G n T please, it’s been that kind of day xx" Coming right up ... Enjoy x | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? ![]() A nice cool long one please | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx" I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? ![]() Alcohol or no alcohol Tee? ![]() | |||
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"Fosters will do ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorted. Enjoy. Are you watching the football? ![]() | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? ![]() ![]() No alcohol to start with please, need to keep my wits about me ![]() | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn, I was hoping to take advantage of you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wine please, chilled Chablis! Xx" Large glass with the bottle on the side... Cheers xx | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You don't need to get me d*unk for that ![]() | |||
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge. Make it strong. " What's your spirit of choice? | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx" I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx | |||
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge. Make it strong. What's your spirit of choice? " Vodka would do nicely right now, thank you! | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pepsi and room key it is then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Then a nice cool white wine at the interval ![]() | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx" I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me ![]() | |||
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"Massive G n T please, it’s been that kind of day xx Coming right up ... Enjoy x" Thank you xx | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? " Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? | |||
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge. Make it strong. What's your spirit of choice? Vodka would do nicely right now, thank you! " Nice tall glass and the bottle on the side for you ![]() | |||
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"I could murder a drink. All the bs I’ve experienced today has tipped me over the edge. Make it strong. What's your spirit of choice? Vodka would do nicely right now, thank you! " We have vodka peach schnapps amaretto kronenberge or real ale xc | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me ![]() Sorry to hear that work or family xx | |||
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"... Early. I was pissed off at work so booked the afternoon off and have opened a bottle of Zinfandel. Anyone fancy a drink with me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mmmmm, yummy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Massive G n T please, it’s been that kind of day xx Coming right up ... Enjoy x Thank you xx" My pleasure, plenty more where that came from ![]() | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? " You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? ![]() | |||
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long ![]() Come stroke my hair I'm sleepy xx | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me ![]() General life but not work ... It's getting sorted but slowly xx | |||
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long ![]() Ok shift up and put your head in my lap ![]() | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? ![]() Oh you beauty ![]() | |||
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long ![]() Alcohol takes priority so no problem ![]() | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? ![]() ![]() Bottle on the side for you too ![]() | |||
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"I think I may have started on the sex on the beach a bit to early plus lack of sleep is not helping xx I'm exhausted Kat, but have another with me ... Cheers xx I'm feeling a little wozzy already but ok lots of ice please think I've had about 5 hours in 2 nights xx I've had about 5 hours all week (lots of stress at the moment) ... But thanks for drinking with me ![]() Ah ok well hopefully it will be better soon xx | |||
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"I just pinched a latte u were taking too long ![]() ![]() Ok feel free to take advantage xx | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? ![]() ![]() ![]() Careful I may move in ![]() | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Overnight guests can be welcomed ![]() | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *tucks feet up, gets comfy ![]() | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's what I like, someone who will make themselves at home ![]() | |||
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"Gin, I need gin please Normal or pink? Ooo pink, can I have a brolly in it I'm feeling in a holiday mood ? You can have a brolly and crushed ice if you'd like? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've already opened the nuts and pulled a blanket over my knees, I'm settled | |||
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