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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Why why why? Do they think I sit around dressed like a fondant fancy all day and night , awaiting the call to arms ( or cocks, or fannies for that matter) I'm married, I dress in my own time, I'm not available at the drop of a hat when you get horny at half past midnight! You may think it acceptable to meet with 5 minutes notice, with nothing but your grey trackies and your B.O. for accompaniment but it takes time for us gurls to make ourselves presentable.

Use your brains not your dicks , guys, it may take time to arrange a meet.If you wanna meet a TV, learn some patience and understanding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"A fondant fancy" that made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction."

I agree,just looks like attention seeking to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally get this rant. I actually find it a bit insulting at times.

If they want insta shag at silly o'clock they need to look for a professional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely loving the ‘fondant fancy’ comment. You made me smile OP

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

As lots are let down. And ready to meet. Sometimes you do get lucky and find a alternative meet. I do the same thing get let down so attempt to find a replacement meet most are a no. But sometimes others have been let down or want a meet so can meet them instead.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction.

I agree,just looks like attention seeking to me. "

Why are you giving it your attention then? The op is getting something off their chest.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"I totally get this rant. I actually find it a bit insulting at times.

If they want insta shag at silly o'clock they need to look for a professional!"

I tell them that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction.

I agree,just looks like attention seeking to me.

Why are you giving it your attention then? The op is getting something off their chest."

Just a point of view,is that not allowed?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"I totally get this rant. I actually find it a bit insulting at times.

If they want insta shag at silly o'clock they need to look for a professional!"

It irks me asking for a meet with no other messages exchanged and not wanting to see face pics either,does it ever work I wonder .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why why why? Do they think I sit around dressed like a fondant fancy all day and night , awaiting the call to arms ( or cocks, or fannies for that matter) I'm married, I dress in my own time, I'm not available at the drop of a hat when you get horny at half past midnight! You may think it acceptable to meet with 5 minutes notice, with nothing but your grey trackies and your B.O. for accompaniment but it takes time for us gurls to make ourselves presentable.

Use your brains not your dicks , guys, it may take time to arrange a meet.If you wanna meet a TV, learn some patience and understanding!"

You wouldn't believe the number of times we've been sitting in bed at midnight, teeth out, curlers in and someone messages asking to come round expecting us to be meet ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s right give them both barrels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with the OP, far too many men expect instant meets. It's something that annoys me too. I don't look like a fondant fancy though, more like an old prune these days. But we have to put our stockings and stuff on XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I totally get this rant. I actually find it a bit insulting at times.

If they want insta shag at silly o'clock they need to look for a professional!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll start agreeing. See how they feel when they take off my comfy pyjamas and run their hands up my gorilla legs before kissing my coffee scented mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'll start agreeing. See how they feel when they take off my comfy pyjamas and run their hands up my gorilla legs before kissing my coffee scented mouth."

Id say pretty damn good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!! "

Ok il fuck you tomorrow then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!! "

George here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like spontaneous meets however it takes me an hour to shower shave trim groom iron a shirt etc plus however long the drive is .....so i personally need a couple of hours notice

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction.

I agree,just looks like attention seeking to me.

Why are you giving it your attention then? The op is getting something off their chest.

Just a point of view,is that not allowed?"

Apparently not judging by your whinging about the OP.

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction.

I agree,just looks like attention seeking to me. "

Certainly not attention seeking, just pointing out that most of us are not here on demand, I appreciate a conversation and getting to know a bit about someone before agreeing to meet.It may be a sex site in essence but it's also a SOCIAL site for like-minded folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why why why? Do they think I sit around dressed like a fondant fancy all day and night , awaiting the call to arms ( or cocks, or fannies for that matter) I'm married, I dress in my own time, I'm not available at the drop of a hat when you get horny at half past midnight! You may think it acceptable to meet with 5 minutes notice, with nothing but your grey trackies and your B.O. for accompaniment but it takes time for us gurls to make ourselves presentable.

Use your brains not your dicks , guys, it may take time to arrange a meet.If you wanna meet a TV, learn some patience and understanding!"

OP this made me laugh so much. It's absolutely bang on. It's annoying at best. Especially as it's written on my profile ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!!

Ok il fuck you tomorrow then "

I’ll meet you behind Aldi!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!!

Ok il fuck you tomorrow then

I’ll meet you behind Aldi!! "

Usual spot behind the paper bin it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!!

George here "

Really... now your not just saying that to get a yes!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!! "

This!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!!

Ok il fuck you tomorrow then

I’ll meet you behind Aldi!!

Usual spot behind the paper bin it is "

Ok but this time don’t read them while fuckin me!!!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction."

It's not a sex site.... it's a swingers site . Plenty sex sites out there tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why why why? Do they think I sit around dressed like a fondant fancy all day and night , awaiting the call to arms ( or cocks, or fannies for that matter) I'm married, I dress in my own time, I'm not available at the drop of a hat when you get horny at half past midnight! You may think it acceptable to meet with 5 minutes notice, with nothing but your grey trackies and your B.O. for accompaniment but it takes time for us gurls to make ourselves presentable.

Use your brains not your dicks , guys, it may take time to arrange a meet.If you wanna meet a TV, learn some patience and understanding!"

I loved a French Fancy as a kid while watching Bullseye on a Sunday Night!!

Anyhoo.. OP is bang on. Too much ridiculous expectation (generally false bravado). What ever happened to Hello??

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Why why why? Do they think I sit around dressed like a fondant fancy all day and night , awaiting the call to arms ( or cocks, or fannies for that matter) I'm married, I dress in my own time, I'm not available at the drop of a hat when you get horny at half past midnight! You may think it acceptable to meet with 5 minutes notice, with nothing but your grey trackies and your B.O. for accompaniment but it takes time for us gurls to make ourselves presentable.

Use your brains not your dicks , guys, it may take time to arrange a meet.If you wanna meet a TV, learn some patience and understanding!

You wouldn't believe the number of times we've been sitting in bed at midnight, teeth out, curlers in and someone messages asking to come round expecting us to be meet ready "

Haha but ud still get some that say that's ok come as u r!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand where the OP is coming from.. I just received a message

“You look good.. I fancy a bit of that.. are you free...”

Now yes I know it’s a sex site and yes people will try their luck BUT FFS I’m not bloody desperate or happy to fuck now!!! Why because it’s a sex site does that mean you can treat me like a bloody commodity... go buy yourself a blow up doll...and breathe....

Ps if it’s Ryan Reynolds or George Clooney asking... of course the answer is yes!!!

Ok il fuck you tomorrow then

I’ll meet you behind Aldi!!

Usual spot behind the paper bin it is

Ok but this time don’t read them while fuckin me!!! "

You give me too much credit i cant read i just look at the boobs

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I know that feeling... well kinda.

When you get the what are you up to message, you tell them you have just done the school run.

So what are you wearing, stocking, heels?

Ummmm I've just done the school run n walked the dog, so t-shirt, jogger and trainers

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

I've had two people ask that question,

Never spoken or even noticed their profiles before the messages,

One was we are local to you but don't accommodate can we come around to your house,

The other asked me did I want to visit them, I said no, They updated their status the next day saying thanks to the 2 Men for turning up out of the 5 they asked, Also posted loads of pictures of her dp and filled with cum

Safe sex must mean something else to them

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I know that feeling... well kinda.

When you get the what are you up to message, you tell them you have just done the school run.

So what are you wearing, stocking, heels?

Ummmm I've just done the school run n walked the dog, so t-shirt, jogger and trainers "

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction.

I agree,just looks like attention seeking to me.

Why are you giving it your attention then? The op is getting something off their chest.

Just a point of view,is that not allowed?

Apparently not judging by your whinging about the OP."

Think you will find it is just a different one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I've come across this thread. You see so many 'meet me today' posts that I had begun to wonder how everyone else was finding the time!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Everyone is entitled to have a rant, and yes I know exactly where your coming from.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I hear you OP, rant away.

On here and as a pro Domme I'll get the Zombie Wanking Squad expecting to fulfill their requirements at all hours. Yes of course I spend all hours clacking about in heels and PVC awaiting your call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you hope to achieve by this rant? I can't see anyone reading this then thinking aye you're right, I'm going to amend my behaviour.

It's a free sex site so people are gonna try their luck and to hell with your reaction."

To be fair it says nothing about being married on the OPs profile so that info will help prospective meeters

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

No help to the op but has anyone tried the new stawberry and cream fondant fancys?

They're lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""A fondant fancy" that made me giggle "

It did me too

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