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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A lemonade with plenty of ice please, and a smile from the sexy host

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have a stein of Hofmeister please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, a nice apple and raspberry J2O with plenty of ice, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barti ddu rum (double), cherry cola and a ton of ice. Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pimms please, with added fruit!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Pimms please, with added fruit!"

She means with added gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lemonade with plenty of ice please, and a smile from the sexy host

Hello.... coming right up.. served with a big smile!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a stein of Hofmeister please

Coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh, a nice apple and raspberry J2O with plenty of ice, please!

Oh hello... of course... hope you have a lovely evening!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barti ddu rum (double), cherry cola and a ton of ice. Cheers!

Goood evening!!! Let’s make it a triple!!! Enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pimms please, with added fruit!"

Good evening lovely of course!! Keep the jug and I will top up later!!

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Could do with a nice whisky right about now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh can i have a cream soda float please..

I fancy going a bit retro x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could do with a nice whisky right about now.

Of course single malt... very well aged? Do you like ice or water or as it comes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh can i have a cream soda float please..

I fancy going a bit retro x"

Hey gorgeous!! And why not!! I might have a babycham!!!

. X

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Could do with a nice whisky right about now.

Of course single malt... very well aged? Do you like ice or water or as it comes?

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As it comes thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh, a nice apple and raspberry J2O with plenty of ice, please!

Oh hello... of course... hope you have a lovely evening!!

Cheers very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I could just do with a large white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could do with a nice whisky right about now.

Of course single malt... very well aged? Do you like ice or water or as it comes?

As it comes thanks"

Done... enjoy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo I could just do with a large white wine please x "

Good evening.... how are you today? One extra large wine very chilled... poured and served!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

"
te killa mocking bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to celebrate Germany as I don't give a damn about football, but I'll have a long refreshing fruity cider please, with ice.

R x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to celebrate Germany as I don't give a damn about football, but I'll have a long refreshing fruity cider please, with ice.

R x"

Good evening... of course... is Olde Mout ok... my favourite!! Is there anything else you’d like to celebrate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

te killa mocking bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I could just do with a large white wine please x

Good evening.... how are you today? One extra large wine very chilled... poured and served!!

xx"

I’m a bit meh but the wine will help x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo I could just do with a large white wine please x

Good evening.... how are you today? One extra large wine very chilled... poured and served!!

I’m a bit meh but the wine will help x "

Awww sending hugs... pull up a bar stool and have a chat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with ice in it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Pink gin and lemonade... no ice and a couple of strawberries please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything with ice in it

Ok how about a mojito?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink gin and lemonade... no ice and a couple of strawberries please x "

Hello.... yes of course!!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Quite a few threads like this tonight for some reason

We will all be pissed at this rate

Wouldn’t mind another pink gin tho as this is my new favourite drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to celebrate Germany as I don't give a damn about football, but I'll have a long refreshing fruity cider please, with ice.

R x

Good evening... of course... is Olde Mout ok... my favourite!! Is there anything else you’d like to celebrate?

xx"

Perfect thank you. Just the fact we are through hump day and its downhill now to the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quite a few threads like this tonight for some reason

We will all be pissed at this rate

Wouldn’t mind another pink gin tho as this is my new favourite drink"

Coming up! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to celebrate Germany as I don't give a damn about football, but I'll have a long refreshing fruity cider please, with ice.

R x

Good evening... of course... is Olde Mout ok... my favourite!! Is there anything else you’d like to celebrate?

Perfect thank you. Just the fact we are through hump day and its downhill now to the weekend

It is indeed... a fast slippery slope!!

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By *verready32Man
over a year ago

omagh

I have nothing to celebrate, Germany was my team in the sweep stake at work

I was in it for £10 some sympathy please lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have nothing to celebrate, Germany was my team in the sweep stake at work

I was in it for £10 some sympathy please lol!"

Ooh! Well have a drink instead!!! And of course you can have lots of sympathy... for the £10 not Germany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I could just do with a large white wine please x

Good evening.... how are you today? One extra large wine very chilled... poured and served!!

I’m a bit meh but the wine will help x

Awww sending hugs... pull up a bar stool and have a chat!!

Thank you, seems very quiet on the forums x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with ice in it

Ok how about a mojito?

Ooh yes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo I could just do with a large white wine please x

Good evening.... how are you today? One extra large wine very chilled... poured and served!!

I’m a bit meh but the wine will help x

Awww sending hugs... pull up a bar stool and have a chat!!

Thank you, seems very quiet on the forums x "

It does.. but that’s how it is... I’m sat out in my garden so still enjoying the sun and serving virtual drinks hahaha... always here if you fancy a chat! Don’t feel meh on your own!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pimms please, with added fruit!

Good evening lovely of course!! Keep the jug and I will top up later!!

Just give me a straw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything with ice in it

Ok how about a mojito?

Ooh yes perfect

Extra ice and rum!! Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pimms please, with added fruit!

Good evening lovely of course!! Keep the jug and I will top up later!!

Just give me a straw!

Even better!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please my i have a really large rum and cola. Spent the afternoon at eurekas chilling sitting in the sun and now about to start work. Whats more, a couple that iam keen on (and hope are keen on me if they read this) have now posted they are off down there and i cant get out off work.

Large rum and cola please. Easy on the cola

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By *sfleurWoman
over a year ago

wednesfield

Large red wine preferably Southern Hemisphere Aussie or Chilean mmm

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Strawberry and Lime Kopperberg please.

Plenty of ice.

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By *verready32Man
over a year ago

omagh

"I have nothing to celebrate, Germany was my team in the sweep stake at work

I was in it for £10 some sympathy please lol!

Ooh! Well have a drink instead!!! And of course you can have lots of sympathy... for the £10 not Germany

Very true in that case mines a jack Daniels please no ice just neat

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

i like ribena

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please my i have a really large rum and cola. Spent the afternoon at eurekas chilling sitting in the sun and now about to start work. Whats more, a couple that iam keen on (and hope are keen on me if they read this) have now posted they are off down there and i cant get out off work.

Large rum and cola please. Easy on the cola "

Sounds like yo be had a good day!! Well fingers crossed they will read this!!! Extra large rum with a splash of !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I'd love a tikkifire please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large red wine preferably Southern Hemisphere Aussie or Chilean mmm "

Ooh how about a Chilean merlot!! Extra large glass!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry and Lime Kopperberg please.

Plenty of ice."

Coming up!!! Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like ribena"

You may have what you would like!! Would you like ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo I'd love a tikkifire please

Hahaha ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I'd love a tikkifire please

Hahaha ok!

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thanks I love that stuff

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Surprise me

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By *aznlouCouple
over a year ago

co durham

Tequila rose pls in a pint glass with ice yum yum Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ich möchte ein Bier bitte meinen Gastgeber.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprise me

How about a real ale to start with!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tequila rose pls in a pint glass with ice yum yum Lou x"

Good evening!! Coming up

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Surprise me

How about a real ale to start with!!?

You know me too well

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

A pint of HPA and a Hendricks Quince gin with slim line Fever Tree please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ich möchte ein Bier bitte meinen Gastgeber.

Entschuldigung für deinen Verlust ... hier gehst du!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprise me

How about a real ale to start with!!?

You know me too well

Hehehe enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

A pint of HPA and a Hendricks Quince gin with slim line Fever Tree please."

Evening... lovely choice.. I’ve added extra gin! Enjoy!! Xx

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

In sure you asked me this a week ago . . . And it didn't materialise.

RUM SOUR !! please

Sorry, it's the heat getting to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ich möchte ein Bier bitte meinen Gastgeber.

Entschuldigung für deinen Verlust ... hier gehst du!

Oh ta! It’s a nice pint. Now I know I would have escaped from Colditz.

Wait, unless you’re escaping too in a very beguiling disguise.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

A pint of HPA and a Hendricks Quince gin with slim line Fever Tree please.

Evening... lovely choice.. I’ve added extra gin! Enjoy!! Xx"

Thank you and whatever my seven little pals are having too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In sure you asked me this a week ago . . . And it didn't materialise.

RUM SOUR !! please

Sorry, it's the heat getting to me

Did you... I think I was just late, but you did get one!! Coming up! Thank you for your patience but no more shouting or else!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ich möchte ein Bier bitte meinen Gastgeber.

Entschuldigung für deinen Verlust ... hier gehst du!

Oh ta! It’s a nice pint. Now I know I would have escaped from Colditz.

Wait, unless you’re escaping too in a very beguiling disguise.

Oh it’s way too beguiling!!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Nice cold glass of milk please

Frank

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

We are gutted (Betty & eldest spawn) Frank delighted. It’s ok, we have wine

B x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

A pint of HPA and a Hendricks Quince gin with slim line Fever Tree please.

Evening... lovely choice.. I’ve added extra gin! Enjoy!! Xx

Thank you and whatever my seven little pals are having too please

They have apple juice!! Just to piss me off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice cold glass of milk please

Frank"

Hiya Frank... of course!!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Nice cold glass of milk please

Frank"

Hurry up & get home!!

B x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Surprise me

How about a real ale to start with!!?

You know me too well

Hehehe enjoy!!

With such great service I couldn't fail to

Have one of whatever you fancy too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

We are gutted (Betty & eldest spawn) Frank delighted. It’s ok, we have wine

B x"

Wine coming up and I’ll keave the bottle!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprise me

How about a real ale to start with!!?

You know me too well

Hehehe enjoy!!

With such great service I couldn't fail to

Have one of whatever you fancy too

Ooh thank you... I’ll have a rum and tonight!

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

"In sure you asked me this a week ago . . . And it didn't materialise.

RUM SOUR !! please

Sorry, it's the heat getting to me

Did you... I think I was just late, but you did get one!! Coming up! Thank you for your patience but no more shouting or else!!!

Any chance of a large one due to the distress caused me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starts singing,whitlst ordering another Becks,

Deutschland über Alles at the bar, to gauge the spirit on conviviality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In sure you asked me this a week ago . . . And it didn't materialise.

RUM SOUR !! please

Sorry, it's the heat getting to me

Did you... I think I was just late, but you did get one!! Coming up! Thank you for your patience but no more shouting or else!!!

Any chance of a large one due to the distress caused me?"

Yes of course you got extra large last week as well!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Starts singing,whitlst ordering another Becks,

Deutschland über Alles at the bar, to gauge the spirit on conviviality."

Served and sing as loud as you wish!!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Evening! I’ll have a raspberry gin topped up with prosecco please

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Quite a few threads like this tonight for some reason

We will all be pissed at this rate

Wouldn’t mind another pink gin tho as this is my new favourite drink"

You have to sit in the corner with me and share the pink gin...

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening! I’ll have a raspberry gin topped up with prosecco please

Good evening my gorgeous sexy person... of course... pull up at stool let’s get d*unk... have a moan about ‘stuff’.... oh and kiss!!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

This bar is excellent, I’m ready to move onto the hard stuff now. A ginger beer please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quite a few threads like this tonight for some reason

We will all be pissed at this rate

Wouldn’t mind another pink gin tho as this is my new favourite drink

You have to sit in the corner with me and share the pink gin...

Ooh I would love too!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Evening! I’ll have a raspberry gin topped up with prosecco please

Good evening my gorgeous sexy person... of course... pull up at stool let’s get d*unk... have a moan about ‘stuff’.... oh and kiss!!!

Is there room to sit between you two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon, Water on the Rock's. Need to Hydrate

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

"Evening! I’ll have a raspberry gin topped up with prosecco please

Good evening my gorgeous sexy person... of course... pull up at stool let’s get d*unk... have a moan about ‘stuff’.... oh and kiss!!!

Is there room to sit between you two?

If you are a very good boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky. "

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening snow, can I have my usual, coffee, white and two please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This bar is excellent, I’m ready to move onto the hard stuff now. A ginger beer please

Now are you sure you are can handle a ginger beer!!?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Evening! I’ll have a raspberry gin topped up with prosecco please

Good evening my gorgeous sexy person... of course... pull up at stool let’s get d*unk... have a moan about ‘stuff’.... oh and kiss!!!

Is there room to sit between you two?

If you are a very good boy

I can probably convince you I am for long enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon, Water on the Rock's. Need to Hydrate

Would you like some sliced lemon to go with that!!?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"This bar is excellent, I’m ready to move onto the hard stuff now. A ginger beer please

Now are you sure you are can handle a ginger beer!!?

You’re right, just a half please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening snow, can I have my usual, coffee, white and two please xx"

Good evening ... how are you today... of course you can!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This bar is excellent, I’m ready to move onto the hard stuff now. A ginger beer please

Now are you sure you are can handle a ginger beer!!?

You’re right, just a half please

Ok.. better to start slow and build up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening snow, can I have my usual, coffee, white and two please xx

Good evening ... how are you today... of course you can!!

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warm and tired, didn't have a restful night, and been sweltering not being able to keep the doors or windows open

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By *lknhungMan
over a year ago

Luton

Can I order a round of tequila shots for everyone please including yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

"
I watched it they were rubbish to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening snow, can I have my usual, coffee, white and two please xx

Good evening ... how are you today... of course you can!!

warm and tired, didn't have a restful night, and been sweltering not being able to keep the doors or windows open

Oh no that’s rubbish!!! Well hopefully you will have a cooler and more restful evening tonight!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I order a round of tequila shots for everyone please including yourself

Of course!!! Cheers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

It’s a beautiful sunny evening....

The bar is open... tell me what i can get you...

I watched it they were rubbish to be fair

Haha these they were!! It was so funny watching the Koreans... they’ve gone out but we’re so excited to have won.. and knock out Germany!!

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

"In sure you asked me this a week ago . . . And it didn't materialise.

RUM SOUR !! please

Sorry, it's the heat getting to me

Did you... I think I was just late, but you did get one!! Coming up! Thank you for your patience but no more shouting or else!!!

Any chance of a large one due to the distress caused me?

Yes of course you got extra large last week as well!!

Oh ! That explains me not remember it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, any chance of a pint of Guinness please? Thanks muchly

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

I don't think anybody has asked yet . . . What have you got against Germany?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening, any chance of a pint of Guinness please? Thanks muchly

Of course!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let’s celebrate...

Germany are out the World Cup...

I don't think anybody has asked yet . . . What have you got against Germany? "

Oh nothing!!! Just they have won against us that many times and penalties that’s all!!! Nothing more sinister!!!!

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x"

Thank you. I might be the quiet reflective one in the corner tonight.

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over a year ago

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x

Thank you. I might be the quiet reflective one in the corner tonight."

That’s ok... this place can be whatever you need it to be!! Let me know if you need a top up or the bottle! X

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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago

york

Three shots of vodka a bottle of ice cold cider and a shotgun snorkel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Three shots of vodka a bottle of ice cold cider and a shotgun snorkel

Oh your going for it tonight then!!! Coming up!!

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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago

york

"Three shots of vodka a bottle of ice cold cider and a shotgun snorkel

Oh your going for it tonight then!!! Coming up!!

That's just a light evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Three shots of vodka a bottle of ice cold cider and a shotgun snorkel

Oh your going for it tonight then!!! Coming up!!

That's just a light evening

Well I assumed that’s not all you was going to be having!!

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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago

york

"Three shots of vodka a bottle of ice cold cider and a shotgun snorkel

Oh your going for it tonight then!!! Coming up!!

That's just a light evening

Well I assumed that’s not all you was going to be having!!

I live by the phrase never tired always wired

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

A jug of Pimms. Any fellow Fabbers want to share it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Three shots of vodka a bottle of ice cold cider and a shotgun snorkel

Oh your going for it tonight then!!! Coming up!!

That's just a light evening

Well I assumed that’s not all you was going to be having!!

I live by the phrase never tired always wired

Great stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jug of Pimms. Any fellow Fabbers want to share it?"

Ooh I’m sure there will be some who want to share!! It’s fairly quiet tonight though!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

** tidies the bar... thinks the door is opening and looks up....

But no one there!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Quite a few threads like this tonight for some reason

We will all be pissed at this rate

Wouldn’t mind another pink gin tho as this is my new favourite drink

You have to sit in the corner with me and share the pink gin...

Ooh I would love too!!

I'll save you a space x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"** tidies the bar... thinks the door is opening and looks up....

But no one there!!

I'll be back soon, just got to hook myself up to feeding machine) (unfortunately hospital wouldn't give me bags of gin.. lmao) xx

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over a year ago

"** tidies the bar... thinks the door is opening and looks up....

But no one there!!

I'll be back soon, just got to hook myself up to feeding machine) (unfortunately hospital wouldn't give me bags of gin.. lmao) xx "

How thoughtless of them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please I'm gagging... For a drink

. I'll let you surprise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please I'm gagging... For a drink

. I'll let you surprise me "

Helllloooo my gorgeous!! Well shall I introduce you to a sundowner... it’s raspbery Vodka... creme de cassis and presseco... very moorish and yummy!!

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over a year ago

"Please I'm gagging... For a drink

. I'll let you surprise me

Helllloooo my gorgeous!! Well shall I introduce you to a sundowner... it’s raspbery Vodka... creme de cassis and presseco... very moorish and yummy!!

That sounds bloody lovely, I have 2 of the 3 in my alcohol stash so I will have to get prosecco and try it some time

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over a year ago

"Please I'm gagging... For a drink

. I'll let you surprise me

Helllloooo my gorgeous!! Well shall I introduce you to a sundowner... it’s raspbery Vodka... creme de cassis and presseco... very moorish and yummy!!

That sounds bloody lovely, I have 2 of the 3 in my alcohol stash so I will have to get prosecco and try it some time

It really is yummy!!! Maybe we could have them sometime soon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please I'm gagging... For a drink

. I'll let you surprise me

Helllloooo my gorgeous!! Well shall I introduce you to a sundowner... it’s raspbery Vodka... creme de cassis and presseco... very moorish and yummy!!

That sounds bloody lovely, I have 2 of the 3 in my alcohol stash so I will have to get prosecco and try it some time

It really is yummy!!! Maybe we could have them sometime soon!!

They can go on the list

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Large beer please so I can pretend I'm on holiday

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over a year ago

"Large beer please so I can pretend I'm on holiday

Hello... how are you?! Extra large and extra cold beer coming right up!!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Large beer please so I can pretend I'm on holiday

Hello... how are you?! Extra large and extra cold beer coming right up!!

I'm well, thanks for asking. And yourself?

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over a year ago

"Large beer please so I can pretend I'm on holiday

Hello... how are you?! Extra large and extra cold beer coming right up!!

I'm well, thanks for asking. And yourself? "

I’m very good thank you!! Let me know if you need another beer getting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilled vodka with a slice of lime please

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x

Thank you. I might be the quiet reflective one in the corner tonight.

That’s ok... this place can be whatever you need it to be!! Let me know if you need a top up or the bottle! X"

I might need the bottle tonight. But only because I know the bar gets busy. So long as someone checks up on me at some point...

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over a year ago

"Chilled vodka with a slice of lime please

**grabs bottle out of the freezer... slices lime and pours and hands over... here you go... enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on a diet so no booze for me

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over a year ago

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x

Thank you. I might be the quiet reflective one in the corner tonight.

That’s ok... this place can be whatever you need it to be!! Let me know if you need a top up or the bottle! X

I might need the bottle tonight. But only because I know the bar gets busy. So long as someone checks up on me at some point..."

It’s fairly quiet tonight... just steady so here if you need a chat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilled vodka with a slice of lime please

**grabs bottle out of the freezer... slices lime and pours and hands over... here you go... enjoy!

Thank you, I like the way you serve

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Large beer please so I can pretend I'm on holiday

Hello... how are you?! Extra large and extra cold beer coming right up!!

I'm well, thanks for asking. And yourself?

I’m very good thank you!! Let me know if you need another beer getting!!

Same again please. The last went down very nicely

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over a year ago

"Chilled vodka with a slice of lime please

**grabs bottle out of the freezer... slices lime and pours and hands over... here you go... enjoy!

Thank you, I like the way you serve

Your welcome!

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over a year ago

"Large beer please so I can pretend I'm on holiday

Hello... how are you?! Extra large and extra cold beer coming right up!!

I'm well, thanks for asking. And yourself?

I’m very good thank you!! Let me know if you need another beer getting!!

Same again please. The last went down very nicely

Coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on a diet so no booze for me

Well you can have a diet drink then

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Another glass of chilled rose please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, a glass of raw pussy juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, a glass of raw pussy juice"

coming up sexy!!! But I don’t know if you should have it in public??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another glass of chilled rose please "

Of course!! I’ll leave the bottle

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x

Thank you. I might be the quiet reflective one in the corner tonight.

That’s ok... this place can be whatever you need it to be!! Let me know if you need a top up or the bottle! X

I might need the bottle tonight. But only because I know the bar gets busy. So long as someone checks up on me at some point...

It’s fairly quiet tonight... just steady so here if you need a chat...

Maybe I should pull up a stool at the bar instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kann ich bitte einen Schnaps und eine Bratwurst essen?

Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x

Thank you. I might be the quiet reflective one in the corner tonight.

That’s ok... this place can be whatever you need it to be!! Let me know if you need a top up or the bottle! X

I might need the bottle tonight. But only because I know the bar gets busy. So long as someone checks up on me at some point...

It’s fairly quiet tonight... just steady so here if you need a chat...

Maybe I should pull up a stool at the bar instead."

Feel free !!

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over a year ago

"Kann ich bitte einen Schnaps und eine Bratwurst essen?

Pretty please

natürlich .. kann ich dir noch etwas anderes geben?

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over a year ago

"Kann ich bitte einen Schnaps und eine Bratwurst essen?

Pretty please

natürlich .. kann ich dir noch etwas anderes geben?

Oh yes, some salted nuts please.

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over a year ago

"Kann ich bitte einen Schnaps und eine Bratwurst essen?

Pretty please

natürlich .. kann ich dir noch etwas anderes geben?

Oh yes, some salted nuts please.

Hehehe ok!!! Enjoy!!!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Good evening Snow

Today's been rather hectic!

I'm not too late for last orders am I?

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over a year ago

"Good evening Snow

Today's been rather hectic!

I'm not too late for last orders am I? "

No... Im finishing a bit early tonight but your in time!!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Good evening Snow

Today's been rather hectic!

I'm not too late for last orders am I?

No... Im finishing a bit early tonight but your in time!!

Mine's a pint with a whisky chaser then

One for yourself?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Me please. Pink gin @ tonic

yum yum

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over a year ago

"Good evening Snow

Today's been rather hectic!

I'm not too late for last orders am I?

No... Im finishing a bit early tonight but your in time!!

Mine's a pint with a whisky chaser then

One for yourself?

Coming up and thank you!! Enjoy!!

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over a year ago

"Me please. Pink gin @ tonic

yum yum

Good evening gorgeous!!

of course!! Hope you’ve had a nice evening!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Me please. Pink gin @ tonic

yum yum

Good evening gorgeous!!

of course!! Hope you’ve had a nice evening!!

Good evening Miss Snow. Oh thankyou very nice indeed. x

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over a year ago

"Me please. Pink gin @ tonic

yum yum

Good evening gorgeous!!

of course!! Hope you’ve had a nice evening!!

Good evening Miss Snow. Oh thankyou very nice indeed. x

Good I’m pleased.. thank you for stopping by... I admire you from afar and have always wanted to say hello!! Come again... I always have pink gin and do extra large measures!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x

Thank you. I might be the quiet reflective one in the corner tonight.

That’s ok... this place can be whatever you need it to be!! Let me know if you need a top up or the bottle! X

I might need the bottle tonight. But only because I know the bar gets busy. So long as someone checks up on me at some point...

It’s fairly quiet tonight... just steady so here if you need a chat...

Maybe I should pull up a stool at the bar instead."

Make sure you get home safely if you making your way through the bottle!!!

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It’s been a funny old day.

I think I need a very large whisky.

Oh dear.... well have a very very large whisky!!! Hugs x

Thank you. I might be the quiet reflective one in the corner tonight.

That’s ok... this place can be whatever you need it to be!! Let me know if you need a top up or the bottle! X

I might need the bottle tonight. But only because I know the bar gets busy. So long as someone checks up on me at some point...

It’s fairly quiet tonight... just steady so here if you need a chat...

Maybe I should pull up a stool at the bar instead.

Make sure you get home safely if you making your way through the bottle!!!

Thank you! I’ve been going slow so the bottle isn’t looking too bad. That’s me for tonight. Was just one of those days, and ready for some zzzzzzz

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over a year ago

"Kann ich bitte einen Schnaps und eine Bratwurst essen?

Pretty please

natürlich .. kann ich dir noch etwas anderes geben?

Oh yes, some salted nuts please.

Hehehe ok!!! Enjoy!!!

Looks around the empty bar, hmmmm. Just put these few glasses away and turn out the lights. Pulls the door shut and turns the key. Looks up to the sultry night’s sky and sees the curtains slightly apart and the window ajar, knowing someone is resting peacefully.

Footsteps fade away into the night.

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