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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...is standing on a street corner when a sudden gust of wind blows her skirt up over her head.

'A bit airy today', remarks a passing gent.

To which the young womam replies, 'What were you expecting, feathers?'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm......you should've probably said bridesmaid.

Flower girls are usually children.

#awkward

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm......you should've probably said bridesmaid.

Flower girls are usually children.

#awkward"

Really? Oops.

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

I read it as a woman selling flowers, like in My Fair Lady (other days-of-yore musicals are available).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read it as a woman selling flowers, like in My Fair Lady (other days-of-yore musicals are available)."

That was the intention hence why 'airy' works, thanks for the save though i fear the joke's ruined now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...is standing on a street corner when a sudden gust of wind blows her skirt up over her head.

'A bit airy today', remarks a passing gent.

To which the young womam replies, 'What were you expecting, feathers?'. "
ahhhh I get it she's a bird

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I read it as a woman selling flowers, like in My Fair Lady (other days-of-yore musicals are available)."

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read it as a woman selling flowers, like in My Fair Lady (other days-of-yore musicals are available).

Me too."

Too late, guess it wasn't that funny anyway. Back to the drawing broad.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I read it as a woman selling flowers, like in My Fair Lady (other days-of-yore musicals are available)."

So did I!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read it as a woman selling flowers, like in My Fair Lady (other days-of-yore musicals are available).

So did I! "

I'm not a pervert, honest.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I read it as a woman selling flowers, like in My Fair Lady (other days-of-yore musicals are available).

So did I!

I'm not a pervert, honest. "

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I read it as a woman selling flowers, like in My Fair Lady (other days-of-yore musicals are available)."

so did I!!!!!! maybe we naive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did realise on reading the street corner part that it was probably a flower seller but the title made me think weddings.

Maybe I'm just a romantic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I did realise on reading the street corner part that it was probably a flower seller but the title made me think weddings.

Maybe I'm just a romantic? "

Nothing wrong with that. I forgive you.

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