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"lovely day relaxing at work with a sweet and chatty client (I'm a carer). her phone rings, she chats and hangs up. then tells me her daughter and her son in law are popping in for a cuppa. lovely. that gives me half an hour to potter about and do her ironing while she is occupied. then the door opens. in strolls said family. and I, and he, nearly had a heart attack. hes been telling me for months hes single. yes I'm being very discreet and no hes not on this site as far as I know. think it's safe to say that this weekend's dinner plans are cancelled " Ohhhh wow I feel for ya, I'm also intruiged to find out how this develops.. Seriously though OP thats bad form on his part and your now missing out on dinner too.  | |||
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"lovely day relaxing at work with a sweet and chatty client (I'm a carer). her phone rings, she chats and hangs up. then tells me her daughter and her son in law are popping in for a cuppa. lovely. that gives me half an hour to potter about and do her ironing while she is occupied. then the door opens. in strolls said family. and I, and he, nearly had a heart attack. hes been telling me for months hes single. yes I'm being very discreet and no hes not on this site as far as I know. think it's safe to say that this weekend's dinner plans are cancelled Ohhhh wow I feel for ya, I'm also intruiged to find out how this develops.. Seriously though OP thats bad form on his part and your now missing out on dinner too. "Look out for the lucrative book deal.  | |||
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"lovely day relaxing at work with a sweet and chatty client (I'm a carer). her phone rings, she chats and hangs up. then tells me her daughter and her son in law are popping in for a cuppa. lovely. that gives me half an hour to potter about and do her ironing while she is occupied. then the door opens. in strolls said family. and I, and he, nearly had a heart attack. hes been telling me for months hes single. yes I'm being very discreet and no hes not on this site as far as I know. think it's safe to say that this weekend's dinner plans are cancelled " so you've been chatting to the guy concerned if I've read that correctly..... Damn bad luck  | |||
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"lovely day relaxing at work with a sweet and chatty client (I'm a carer). her phone rings, she chats and hangs up. then tells me her daughter and her son in law are popping in for a cuppa. lovely. that gives me half an hour to potter about and do her ironing while she is occupied. then the door opens. in strolls said family. and I, and he, nearly had a heart attack. hes been telling me for months hes single. yes I'm being very discreet and no hes not on this site as far as I know. think it's safe to say that this weekend's dinner plans are cancelled so you've been chatting to the guy concerned if I've read that correctly..... Damn bad luck "we have actually met for coffee a few times. no play so far thank god. I'm staying out the way right now. but I did send him a text to cancel dinner. hes not replied yet. no idea why  | |||
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"lovely day relaxing at work with a sweet and chatty client (I'm a carer). her phone rings, she chats and hangs up. then tells me her daughter and her son in law are popping in for a cuppa. lovely. that gives me half an hour to potter about and do her ironing while she is occupied. then the door opens. in strolls said family. and I, and he, nearly had a heart attack. hes been telling me for months hes single. yes I'm being very discreet and no hes not on this site as far as I know. think it's safe to say that this weekend's dinner plans are cancelled so you've been chatting to the guy concerned if I've read that correctly..... Damn bad luck
we have actually met for coffee a few times. no play so far thank god.
I'm staying out the way right now. but I did send him a text to cancel dinner. hes not replied yet. no idea why "maybe he wasn't or isn't hungry that's trouble with planning these things in advance  | |||
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"Text the daughter and tell her you've cancelled dinner with her fella "I'm evil. but not that evil. plus I need my wage | |||
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 . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally "He must have been shitting bricks | |||
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"Text the daughter and tell her you've cancelled dinner with her fella
I'm evil. but not that evil. plus I need my wage"You're wise. Not your ice cream van not your 99s. He's going to be jumpy for weeks now wondering if you're going to say something. Keep his texts, just in case says cynical me. | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks "Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh? | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh? "I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh?
I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol"I am actually amused by it. maybe i should ask them as a couple if they have plans for the weekend so I can get it in that I was having dinner but I'll be cancelling and watch him squirm.  | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh?
I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol
I am actually amused by it.
maybe i should ask them as a couple if they have plans for the weekend so I can get it in that I was having dinner but I'll be cancelling and watch him squirm. "That's evil...but also highly amusing | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh?
I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol
I am actually amused by it.
maybe i should ask them as a couple if they have plans for the weekend so I can get it in that I was having dinner but I'll be cancelling and watch him squirm. "Ohhhh I was so gonna suggest that... Word it so they have to ask why you've cancelled... Please do it... | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh?
I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol"Me too but not for his wife or the op. He deserves every sleepless night he's going to get over the next few weeks | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh?
I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol
I am actually amused by it.
maybe i should ask them as a couple if they have plans for the weekend so I can get it in that I was having dinner but I'll be cancelling and watch him squirm.
Ohhhh I was so gonna suggest that... Word it so they have to ask why you've cancelled... Please do it... "I went with the weather is beautiful. will you make the most it at the weekend with a bbq? no said the wife. Sam (not real name) is out with his friends and I'm going to be with mum over night. will you be working? no I won't, I said. I was seeing a friend for dinner, but I just feel hes not for me so I've cancelled. and Sam left the room and put the kettle on | |||
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"Typical bloke....lying two faced prick..... (pulls pin, lobs grenade and runs for cover before the guys anihalate me)
PS. OP hope you not too upset xx"no I'm not. I'm amused. I didn't view him as a long term guy and nothing had happened so my conscience is clear | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh?
I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol
I am actually amused by it.
maybe i should ask them as a couple if they have plans for the weekend so I can get it in that I was having dinner but I'll be cancelling and watch him squirm.
Ohhhh I was so gonna suggest that... Word it so they have to ask why you've cancelled... Please do it...
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the weather is beautiful. will you make the most it at the weekend with a bbq?
no said the wife. Sam (not real name) is out with his friends and I'm going to be with mum over night. will you be working?
no I won't, I said. I was seeing a friend for dinner, but I just feel hes not for me so I've cancelled.
and Sam left the room and put the kettle on"Hug of amused pleasure to you! | |||
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"Text the daughter and tell her you've cancelled dinner with her fella
I'm evil. but not that evil. plus I need my wage
You're wise. Not your ice cream van not your 99s.
He's going to be jumpy for weeks now wondering if you're going to say something. Keep his texts, just in case says cynical me."I like your thinking... Mrs x | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh?
I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol
I am actually amused by it.
maybe i should ask them as a couple if they have plans for the weekend so I can get it in that I was having dinner but I'll be cancelling and watch him squirm.
Ohhhh I was so gonna suggest that... Word it so they have to ask why you've cancelled... Please do it...
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the weather is beautiful. will you make the most it at the weekend with a bbq?
no said the wife. Sam (not real name) is out with his friends and I'm going to be with mum over night. will you be working?
no I won't, I said. I was seeing a friend for dinner, but I just feel hes not for me so I've cancelled.
and Sam left the room and put the kettle on"Well played, well played  | |||
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" . Liars are never safe. People who say "I'm at pains to ensure my partner doesn't find out" are naive.
I'd love to have witnessed his inner turmoil as he drank tea with his wife and mother in law trying to act normally
He must have been shitting bricks
Yep! Awful for the poor guy eh?
I just think it's bloody hilarious (not for the OP btw, it's a shit thing to have happen to you) because I have a mental image of his sitting there praying to the high heavens that nothing is said lol
I am actually amused by it.
maybe i should ask them as a couple if they have plans for the weekend so I can get it in that I was having dinner but I'll be cancelling and watch him squirm.
Ohhhh I was so gonna suggest that... Word it so they have to ask why you've cancelled... Please do it...
I went with
the weather is beautiful. will you make the most it at the weekend with a bbq?
no said the wife. Sam (not real name) is out with his friends and I'm going to be with mum over night. will you be working?
no I won't, I said. I was seeing a friend for dinner, but I just feel hes not for me so I've cancelled.
and Sam left the room and put the kettle on"Ohh excellent... Well played well played.. Hope you have a great weekend though OP.. X | |||
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" I went with the weather is beautiful. will you make the most it at the weekend with a bbq? no said the wife. Sam (not real name) is out with his friends and I'm going to be with mum over night. will you be working? no I won't, I said. I was seeing a friend for dinner, but I just feel hes not for me so I've cancelled. and Sam left the room and put the kettle on" Absolutely brilliant! | |||
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