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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm having one of those days today where I feel like just posting random bollocks .

I will award a gold star to the most random bollocks post on this thread . Off ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, I wrote a song about weasels, ferrets, stoats and raccoons once. My whole family sings it to me whenever they see me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die."

Sort of like me

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Otters have little flaps of skin that serve as pockets that they can keep their favourite rocks in.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die."
Are you a ferret in need of emergency help ??

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto "

Who was eating the cornetto ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Otters have little flaps of skin that serve as pockets that they can keep their favourite rocks in."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto "
winner so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto "

Which of the three of you was eating the cornetto? It’s imperative I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto

Who was eating the cornetto ? "

Ooops, I should have scrolled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto winner so far "

I’d like to protest this judgement. It’s hardly random when I started the animal posting....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto winner so far

I’d like to protest this judgement. It’s hardly random when I started the animal posting.... "
This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Alaska.... While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does randomness exist or is it always only ever in an order we don't understand?

(I'm hopeful of getting quite high in the rankings with that )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Does randomness exist or is it always only ever in an order we don't understand?

(I'm hopeful of getting quite high in the rankings with that ) "
Yep not bad

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In Alaska.... While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. "
Lol not bad

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto

Who was eating the cornetto ? "

The kangaroo

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto

Which of the three of you was eating the cornetto? It’s imperative I know."

The Kangeroo of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv just saw a ant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a skateboarding badger who goes passed my house every morning. He’s called Turbo Brian and he helps out down the soup kitchen. He collects etchings of bark and his wife is called Judith.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Chins......why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly me to the moon

Let me play among the stars

Let me see what spring is like

On a, Jupiter and Mars

In other words, hold my hand

In other words, baby, kiss me

Fill my heart with song

And let me sing for ever more

You are all I long for

All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true

In other words, I love you

Fill my heart with song

Let me sing for ever more

You are all I long for

All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true

In other words, in other words

I love you Winner winner .... chicken dinner ???? x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There’s a skateboarding badger who goes passed my house every morning. He’s called Turbo Brian and he helps out down the soup kitchen. He collects etchings of bark and his wife is called Judith. "
Now that is random . This is what I'm talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a kangaroo playing with a monkey while eating a cornetto

Who was eating the cornetto ?

The kangaroo "

The cheeky monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

I need new balls

Ss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ended up sitting in a training course this morning for training I don't need and a company I don't work for. All because I had to hand in a urine sample for my boss x

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

*looks around....*

*backs out quietly....*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunglasses are like real life fab stealth mode. They can't see you perving.

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