FabSwingers.com forum: Amusing status update

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...

Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...

So horny I need you...

My cock needs sucking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need my balls drained.

I always envision a plumber coming round and bleeding them like a radiator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for that - you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...

Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...

So horny I need you...

My cock needs sucking...

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I've only just got here but gotta go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courting attention then bitching about it...

"Top of hot pics, thank you. Too many messages so deleted all, sorry"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some old saggy dude who copies my status every time I put up a new one.

I think he fancies me and is trying to make an advance.

His profile says 'straight', too. Must be Fab straight though. Bless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine reads

I'm setting up a go fund me page for new retina I think Ive gone cock blind

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...

Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...

So horny I need you...

My cock needs sucking...

My god a true hemaphrodite that can't find love on a site like Fab 0-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine reads

I'm setting up a go fund me page for new retina I think Ive gone cock blind "
Well that's ridicularse

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...

Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...

So horny I need you...

My cock needs sucking...

This one made me smile;

"International playboy, bon vivon and raconteur. Fighter pilot, mountaineer, bear wrangler and heart surgeon. Will shag for chips & pop"

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Mine reads

I'm setting up a go fund me page for new retina I think Ive gone cock blind "

How awful. Hopefully you don't have Glaucuma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dam you mother nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one always makes me laugh

"Got free house for a couple of hours who wants fun?"

Has mum gone to bingo ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm absolutely amused by status updates on people profiles... just to grab a popcorn and having good laugh...

Last day on fab then I'm leaving for good...

So horny I need you...

My cock needs sucking...

This one made me smile;

"International playboy, bon vivon and raconteur. Fighter pilot, mountaineer, bear wrangler and heart surgeon. Will shag for chips & pop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......

Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

‘Remember girls, ideally the heat exchanger on a condenser tumble dryer should be cleaned monthly’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......

Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one

Would that be a pokey bum wank ? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can you feel me when i think about you?'. Erm, are we all telekinetic now?

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"Can't chat as I've run out of messages" or the "Someone pay for my membership" call to action - normally it's one followed by the other

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We can’t stand the ones that just put pointless 80s song lyrics. Erm, forget we were here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one last week wanting someone to pay there rent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine reads

I'm setting up a go fund me page for new retina I think Ive gone cock blind

How awful. Hopefully you don't have Glaucuma

I SEE what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit, the ones who say avoid such a person, he's a shit shag, (seen it a few times)

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......

Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one

A dyslexic girl is giving a guy a blow job in a park .. when copper walking through sees what's going on and strides over.. "stop that immediately " .He says "or I'll have to arrest you !!".. girl turn's her head and replies " my lips are cracked and sore and I read that using a chaps dick would make them better!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get shocked by ones seen recently asking people to lend them money or pay rent

Hate ones where people say no one talks to me so you msg them and they delete your message asking for a chat

Or ones no picture no chat when their profile has no picture or information on it lol

Ano I post ones saying free house and am horny - am alone most days and family out and am house bound post operation to knee so am happy to accommodate for social as can’t leave house lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......

Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one

Would that be a pokey bum wank ? Haha "

Haha who knows sure he wouldnt be complaining tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like my pics, fab em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some from single girls about guys sending abuisve messages after rejection.. every 10 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......

Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been here before, if you remember me leave me a veri.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My site supporter pass is running out, who would like me to stay?!

To which I replied: the guy who paid the first time and then I got blocked

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

"Catch me wanking in the park (names said park !) Then suck my cock ......

Wonder if he got fingered by the law for that one

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would probably enjoy being fingered by anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one always makes me laugh

"Got free house for a couple of hours who wants fun?"

Has mum gone to bingo ??

Knicker droper right there haha

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Bored & horny"

Yeah, like that's going to inspire me to message you!

"This site is shit/full of fakes/time wasters"

Ooops, obviously not getting any response to messages

"Free for an hour (insert time) who fancies coming round? "

An hour? That's not even long enough foreplay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

veris that say

treat this couple with the respect they deserve............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seen one yday said don’t care what look like or size of cock msg me as we can fuck

Obviously I sent msg lol and got response sorry not my type

Or wow am popular so many messages

Or am new never done anything like this before - when you look at page it’s the same picture of someone who joins for hour then deletes daily lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or seen one I would love someone like mr grey omfg that book an film has got a lot to answer for

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