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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm one

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Just prove you wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me three

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I've killed a fue befor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just prove you wrong "

Not yet you haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one "

They usually end it not start it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be, just ignored now!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Is it because women always have to have the last word

Bet this doesn't kill the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve killed loads!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I'm a serial thread killer. I even start repeat threads and I gets ignored,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a few that take the wind out of the sails of threads, everyone takes it in the spirit it was intended and then in they come, holding the stick at the wrong end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some threads deserve to be killed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm one

They usually end it not start it "

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Used to be, just ignored now! "

That too

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I'm one "

Me too *squeezes fat arse onto sofa with you*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm one

Me too *squeezes fat arse onto sofa with you* "

Fucking hell, if your arse is fat then I am done for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was just me that did that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one "
politics and food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a few that take the wind out of the sails of threads, everyone takes it in the spirit it was intended and then in they come, holding the stick at the wrong end."

Grow a pair and drop a name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm one politics and food "

I just kill them by posting

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

tumble when I post on the dating and fwb threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some threads deserve to be killed"

Euthanized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one politics and food

I just kill them by posting "
now come on you're interesting, a woman and a woman men want to talk to you amongst other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a winner !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see it like a triumph. My post is so good people know they can't say anything better so they don't try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zip it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im def one

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"I'm one

Me too *squeezes fat arse onto sofa with you* "

Squeezes onto sofa beside you, complete with the grim reaper's scythe and hood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve killed a few x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm one politics and food

I just kill them by posting now come on you're interesting, a woman and a woman men want to talk to you amongst other things "

You never said

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

So just who is going to kill the 'Thread Killers' thread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s kill this thread about killing threads.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hello.

Or is it goodbye?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Really ?? You're all amateurs tut tut

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Watch this

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I'm one

They usually end it not start it "

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I do like to drop a few Social hand grenades in now and then. But that's in every day life too, not just fab.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm one "

6 out of my last 30 killed to death.

Two of them are my own threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one politics and food

I just kill them by posting now come on you're interesting, a woman and a woman men want to talk to you amongst other things

You never said "
I just did x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I seem to be doing really well at being at the end of a thread... surely that’s not killing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to kill them at birth when I start a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to kill them at birth when I start a thread. "

U just killed this one ... oh wait a minute thats now me !!!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Just doing some chest compressions and mouth to mouth.

Thread revived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread still going ?!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Pfffttt

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I'm one

Me too *squeezes fat arse onto sofa with you*

Fucking hell, if your arse is fat then I am done for "

I thought there were a few already on it but I do like to make my self at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironically this thread is going to run and run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one "

Three so far today #Assassin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a thread assassin I have built skills that kill any I add to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia"

Duno why anyone would ignore you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironically this thread is going to run and run."

It was inevitable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So just who is going to kill the 'Thread Killers' thread ? "

Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm one politics and food

I just kill them by posting now come on you're interesting, a woman and a woman men want to talk to you amongst other things

You never said

I just did x "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's never the threads titled something like 'thread killers' that get you any credit for killing topics - sad truth, anyone trying to be be the killer of this one: it's all of the other topics, anything unrelated to killing topics only that count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

Duno why anyone would ignore you

"

Happens to us all.

~Mia

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

Duno why anyone would ignore you

Happens to us all.

~Mia"

Some more than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

Duno why anyone would ignore you

Happens to us all.

~Mia

Some more than others."

That is true indeed.

~Mia

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

Duno why anyone would ignore you

Happens to us all.

~Mia

Some more than others.

That is true indeed.

~Mia"

Don't believe anyone would ignore you guys though

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I've killed more than my fair share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

Duno why anyone would ignore you

Happens to us all.

~Mia

Some more than others.

That is true indeed.

~Mia

Don't believe anyone would ignore you guys though "

Oh trust me they have. Not that we take it personally.

Doesn't bother me. Just something I've noticed.

~Mia

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

Duno why anyone would ignore you

Happens to us all.

~Mia

Some more than others.

That is true indeed.

~Mia

Don't believe anyone would ignore you guys though

Oh trust me they have. Not that we take it personally.

Doesn't bother me. Just something I've noticed.

~Mia"

Well while not ignoring you I am keeping this thread alive. A two-fer

And Ive just been ignored in another thread, but hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Me too "

Well I'm not going to ignore you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think I might have? Sti aids crabs etc puts me off straight away especially if I'm eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one "

Five atm #Assassin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's never the threads titled something like 'thread killers' that get you any credit for killing topics - sad truth, anyone trying to be be the killer of this one: it's all of the other topics, anything unrelated to killing topics only that count. "

I can tumblewe@d any thread tho, I mean that kind of killing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I think I’ve had my fair share

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

*sigh* - Here I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good job I didn't say I'm THE one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am totally a thread killer

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some threads deserve to be killed"

Yes. Especially the silly "snog, fuck or avoid" threads

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I kill that many threads I often don't finish my respo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've been known to kill a few

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Someone order a thread killer.......?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Aaaaaaannnnnd.......... done.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I've four threads I've murdered on my page of recent threads I've posted to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I think that would be my honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

Duno why anyone would ignore you

Happens to us all.

~Mia

Some more than others.

That is true indeed.

~Mia

Don't believe anyone would ignore you guys though

Oh trust me they have. Not that we take it personally.

Doesn't bother me. Just something I've noticed.

~Mia

Well while not ignoring you I am keeping this thread alive. A two-fer

And Ive just been ignored in another thread, but hey ho."

Two birds with one stone and all that.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to kill them as i create them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've four threads I've murdered on my page of recent threads I've posted to."

Beat ya ive killed 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared to look how many i have killed.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Not this one anyway, phew!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Happened to me a few times or just being straight out ignored happens too.

~Mia

Duno why anyone would ignore you

Happens to us all.

~Mia

Some more than others.

That is true indeed.

~Mia

Don't believe anyone would ignore you guys though

Oh trust me they have. Not that we take it personally.

Doesn't bother me. Just something I've noticed.

~Mia

Well while not ignoring you I am keeping this thread alive. A two-fer

And Ive just been ignored in another thread, but hey ho.

Two birds with one stone and all that.

~Mia"

Two birds...If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that comment almost killed it

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I always have the last word!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I always have the last word! "

no you don't.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"I always have the last word!

no you don't."

Oh yes I do!

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Im one...

feel ashamed after posting on here

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I like resurrecting threads that have died. Check out the last two days fabathon threads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaaaannnnnd.......... done. "

Or not

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

I’d like to say I’m a thread killer but more of a cereal killer really.... stepped on a box of coco pops earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to say I’m a thread killer but more of a cereal killer really.... stepped on a box of coco pops earlier "

Groan

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west


"I’d like to say I’m a thread killer but more of a cereal killer really.... stepped on a box of coco pops earlier

Groan "

too early?

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've killed a few which is great considering I don't post on that many

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Describes me to a T - it's a wonder the forums are still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to be a very good thread killer..... mainly because I am always late to the party..

Mistress Amelia x

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Mistress Amelia won! oh - hang on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting patiently for the thread to creep up to 174...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was me

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"It was me "

Are you sure?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have arrived late but am adept at killing even the happiest of threads stone cold dead. Can I continue my proud run here?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I have arrived late but am adept at killing even the happiest of threads stone cold dead. Can I continue my proud run here? "

Maybe.... maybe not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've killed several today

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I've killed several today "

But not this one

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Now enters the Chuck Norris of thread killers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was me

Are you sure?"

Usually is

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I thought I’d killed this one yesterday......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one "
God don't mention the R word not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Oh it may be me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long way to go were only on 112 replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've killed several today

But not this one "

Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View recent threads you've posted to.

Click on this link on the chat page and see how many times your name appears as the lost post.

Then you’ll have a better idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've killed a couple just now

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Thought I'd killed this thread already? This thing just won't die, it's the undead of threads.

DO NOT RESUSCITATE :P

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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago

Llantrisant


"Thought I'd killed this thread already? This thing just won't die, it's the undead of threads.

DO NOT RESUSCITATE :P

"

Do not what??!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m back again with the righteous resolve to kill this thread off (as I am usually so adroit at this much sought after art).

God willing, I may prove victorious in my pious efforts now.....

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

So many self confessed thread killers, yet here it is.... still going.

What are we doing wrong? Have we lost our touch?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"So many self confessed thread killers, yet here it is.... still going.

What are we doing wrong? Have we lost our touch? "

It seems I have lost my divine given ability

I shall now hang up my thread killing accoutrements and retire in ignominy to a quiet place in the country whereupon I shall commence a new path. Possibly radish growing perhaps?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"So many self confessed thread killers, yet here it is.... still going.

What are we doing wrong? Have we lost our touch?

It seems I have lost my divine given ability

I shall now hang up my thread killing accoutrements and retire in ignominy to a quiet place in the country whereupon I shall commence a new path. Possibly radish growing perhaps? "

No! We can all push on through. A win by one will be a win for us all.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Wow - it doesn't normally take this much effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/06/18 14:32:41]

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

At this point in the thread one wonders who will be the winner of the ultimate thread-killer competition being the last person to post on this thread!

I think this takes 175 posts so whoever writes post 175 will be the King or Queen Threadkiller! I can’t wait to see who it will be!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"So many self confessed thread killers, yet here it is.... still going.

What are we doing wrong? Have we lost our touch?

It seems I have lost my divine given ability

I shall now hang up my thread killing accoutrements and retire in ignominy to a quiet place in the country whereupon I shall commence a new path. Possibly radish growing perhaps?

No! We can all push on through. A win by one will be a win for us all. "

That’s the spirit good sir!

Thou hath reinvigorated my resolve with thy rousing words. Yay shalt I resurrect my divinely bestowed gift and smite this thread unto an untimely demise! (Or at the very least push it one post closer to its inevitable dissolution). Hallelujah! Praise be! etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't kill it at 175 though ... That's just boring. I can post in a thread and nobody posts afterwards.

Killed stone dead mid thread takes skill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At this point in the thread one wonders who will be the winner of the ultimate thread-killer competition being the last person to post on this thread!

I think this takes 175 posts so whoever writes post 175 will be the King or Queen Threadkiller! I can’t wait to see who it will be! "

Nah. Wrong sort of killing ... See my last post

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You can't kill it at 175 though ... That's just boring. I can post in a thread and nobody posts afterwards.

Killed stone dead mid thread takes skill "
hope you get it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If I check "recent threads you posted to" I haven't killed a single one recently... This could change all that!

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"If I check "recent threads you posted to" I haven't killed a single one recently... This could change all that! "
fingers crossed for you

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I formally declare this thread dead! Dead as a doornail, dead as a dead parrot which really is dead, not just taking a nap or feeling unwell!

Well, that’s that thread utterly murdered now! Job done! Move along now everyone! Nothing to see here anymore! All cleared up! Thank you! Bugger off and never come back to this bloody thread ever again! Yes, madam, I know you liked it but it’s gone! Pearly gates or being barked at by Cerberus, it is no more! Goodbye!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I formally declare this thread dead! Dead as a doornail, dead as a dead parrot which really is dead, not just taking a nap or feeling unwell!

Well, that’s that thread utterly murdered now! Job done! Move along now everyone! Nothing to see here anymore! All cleared up! Thank you! Bugger off and never come back to this bloody thread ever again! Yes, madam, I know you liked it but it’s gone! Pearly gates or being barked at by Cerberus, it is no more! Goodbye!!!! "

Do what??

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I formally declare this thread dead! Dead as a doornail, dead as a dead parrot which really is dead, not just taking a nap or feeling unwell!

Well, that’s that thread utterly murdered now! Job done! Move along now everyone! Nothing to see here anymore! All cleared up! Thank you! Bugger off and never come back to this bloody thread ever again! Yes, madam, I know you liked it but it’s gone! Pearly gates or being barked at by Cerberus, it is no more! Goodbye!!!!

Do what?? "

Its supposed to be dead, Coquette, shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I formally declare this thread dead! Dead as a doornail, dead as a dead parrot which really is dead, not just taking a nap or feeling unwell!

Well, that’s that thread utterly murdered now! Job done! Move along now everyone! Nothing to see here anymore! All cleared up! Thank you! Bugger off and never come back to this bloody thread ever again! Yes, madam, I know you liked it but it’s gone! Pearly gates or being barked at by Cerberus, it is no more! Goodbye!!!!

Do what??

Its supposed to be dead, Coquette, shhhhh"

If it's dead it won't hear me

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By *overOral0Man
over a year ago

Nr Cheltenham

A lot of my post seem to kill a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch, this thread is now stone dead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lot of my post seem to kill a thread"

Mine make folks stop mid sent.....

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Will there be s thread wake afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be s thread wake afterwards "

Only for selected killers

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Will there be s thread wake afterwards

Only for selected killers "

A formal do or relaxed casual come as you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of my post seem to kill a thread

Mine make folks stop mid sent..... "

She's a Thread Killer

Gunpowder, gelatin

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some threads deserve to be killed"

Absoluteley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something i said.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be s thread wake afterwards

Only for selected killers

A formal do or relaxed casual come as you are "

Oh as you are, totally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lot of my post seem to kill a thread

Mine make folks stop mid sent.....

She's a Thread Killer

Gunpowder, gelatin

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime."

Love it! Gonna be singing that the rest of the day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been guilty of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been guilty of that "

Which bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been guilty of that

Which bit? "
nosey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's me, I am the thread killer without doubt.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

No your not

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"No your not "

I'm even killing my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No your not "
thank you kind lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heartbreak or death

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

You know this is a ruddy hard thread to kill off! I tried so bloody hard! I shot it, rang its neck, knifed it, hanged it, poisoned it, drowned it, and it’s still going! It’s dead but it won’t lie down! Or maybe it’s just immortal? A kind of teflon-coated thread, a Rasputinic thread, yes that’s it! I shall rename this thread the Thread of Rasputin out of respect to the number of attempts it has survived to kill it off from so many of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have killed a few myself oops ha ha

Wonder who’ll kill this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No animals were injured during the killing of this thread ...

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally its me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Die thread die

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

No light at the end of this conversation tunnel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIE DIE DIE

Will this ever end

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

162 attempts, all a swing & a miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it ever end????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it ever end????"

Seems not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it ever end????

Seems not"

Would seem that way ....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Christ on stilts! This thread has more lives than James bloody Bond!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we’re still going

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

It’s nearly at its climax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will kill this one

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Now your fucked I always kill threads lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/07/18 13:25:47]

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over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I banish thee thread in the name of all that is holy! Be gone from this place!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Killing it...in 5...4...3....2....1

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