FabSwingers.com forum: I’m fake

By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking knew it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww poor thing did u turn him down n hurt his big ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

Yeah

No one looks that good

Cant possibly be real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

I can say this beautiful lass is 100000000000% real yorkshire girl

And funny too

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

What I want to know is what these 2 little blonde things are that show up at 3:30pm every day and shout at me as they are ‘hungry’.

Surely they don’t want feeding every night... fake little greedy bastards

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

Bugger. I was looking forward to saying hello to you in Manchester.

#dissapointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a phoney!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I saw a status recently claiming Fab was a small group of people updating all the profiles.

Such a vivid set of imaginations these people have for people who'd have no time for a life...

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Im fake too.Im actually an 18 year old girl pretending to be a middle aged man in a dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had that, poor little mite was so butt hurt. Some men’s egos are so fragile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we never bugger you had us all fooled,we must be more careful in future

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'm Spartacus..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah poor guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh but who was that lady I sat and chatted with in quest? Was she not real

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

I'm fake and so's my wife

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By *appysunflowerWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll pay you next week remember for those verifications I gave you

Oh and don't forget to bring my trousers back too Stan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a status recently claiming Fab was a small group of people updating all the profiles.

Such a vivid set of imaginations these people have for people who'd have no time for a life... "

Ah but can you prove that it’s not the case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

Do you want a hug?

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Ahh but who was that lady I sat and chatted with in quest? Was she not real

No. Quest has her stuffed and In a cupboard. Brings her out for special occasions

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

You look real to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha, well I had my fingers crossed when I fabbed your pictures so yah, boo, sucks to you..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look real to me x"

Keep it in your pants

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"You look real to me x

Keep it in your pants

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

Sounds the sort of thing a fake would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh! Plenty of truly lovely real ladies on here.

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By *appysunflowerWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Meh! Plenty of truly lovely real ladies on here."

She's totally fake! Believe me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Would this be a good time to confess that I'm a fake?

I really a 76 year old retired market gardener from Biggelswade called Noreen.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Im fake too.Im actually an 18 year old girl pretending to be a middle aged man in a dress "

Well that’s certainly niche

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Meh! Plenty of truly lovely real ladies on here.

She's totally fake! Believe me

Shut your fake face sunny! X

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Would this be a good time to confess that I'm a fake?

I really a 76 year old retired market gardener from Biggelswade called Noreen."

Nan?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Would this be a good time to confess that I'm a fake?

I really a 76 year old retired market gardener from Biggelswade called Noreen.

Nan?"

Is that you Paul?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunny

If fake means your that beautiful then fake me fake me

Xxxxx

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I'm Spartacus..

No I'm Spartacus

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My towel is a fake

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm going to join you in some kinky fakery xx

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By *appysunflowerWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Meh! Plenty of truly lovely real ladies on here.

She's totally fake! Believe me

Shut your fake face sunny! X"

I'll chain up back up again so shhhh you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh but who was that lady I sat and chatted with in quest? Was she not real

No. Quest has her stuffed and In a cupboard. Brings her out for special occasions "

Ahh was it a special occasion then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so confused

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Ahh but who was that lady I sat and chatted with in quest? Was she not real

No. Quest has her stuffed and In a cupboard. Brings her out for special occasions

Ahh was it a special occasion then

Course it was... the queen of fan was coming!!

Not you, like. ‘Secretlyasoftie’

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

I loved Razzle..........sigh....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Im so confused"

...it's called Fab Staight...quite common..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/06/18 21:36:10]

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

The main thing I'm taking from this thread is that "Razzle" still exists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get this all the time... I'm too picky so I'm not genuine. No... I'm getting messages off mingers I can't help it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh but who was that lady I sat and chatted with in quest? Was she not real

No. Quest has her stuffed and In a cupboard. Brings her out for special occasions

Ahh was it a special occasion then

Course it was... the queen of fan was coming!!

Not you, like. ‘Secretlyasoftie’

I know her more in the context of notforsofties and that was the first night I met her and what a night it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im so confused

...it's called Fab Staight...quite common.."

Hmmmm hmmmmmm well u smell of wee wee so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss razzles readers wives

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

Well done you for coming out and owning it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fake me that’s a turn up for the books!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair colour is fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meh! Plenty of truly lovely real ladies on here.

She's totally fake! Believe me

Won't bother wasting a message then, cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair colour is fake

So is mine after my youngest pointed out my 2 grey hairs on Saturday!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I’m a fake and once I was a man

One couple once messaged everyone who had verified me claiming I was a man and they felt they should tell people

That was a hoot

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a fake and once I was a man

One couple once messaged everyone who had verified me claiming I was a man and they felt they should tell people

That was a hoot

V x "

Oh that trumps me!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’m a fake and once I was a man

One couple once messaged everyone who had verified me claiming I was a man and they felt they should tell people

That was a hoot

V x "

Some people have way too much time on their hands and really should be denied access to the interwebs.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Well fake me that’s a turn up for the books!!

You’re not shirking our meet, lad. You can tell me my willy is beautiful

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If you are fake, can you send me the contact details of the person in your photos because she's hawt

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

Damn and I was just plucking up the courage to seduce the crap out of you.

Not going to bother if you're a fat track driving fella from Rhyll

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Soo fake. Nothing here.

There is probably a clip on you tube to prove it from Professor FakeMcfakey 7 an upcoming series on Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well fake me that’s a turn up for the books!!

You’re not shirking our meet, lad. You can tell me my willy is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair colour is fake

So is mine after my youngest pointed out my 2 grey hairs on Saturday!

Only 2??! Pfft. Amateur!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus..

No I'm Spartacus

I am Spartacus

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

So you really do have Red Devil wings. wow impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."

Those holograms at the party were bloody good, then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought so! More socials than a coffee shop with 50% for oaps!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Well fake me that’s a turn up for the books!!

You’re not shirking our meet, lad. You can tell me my willy is beautiful

This made me chuckle; I was chatting to a woman in here recently, who asked to see my cock pics as she is “a bit of a size queen, and like to see what I’m getting”, so I obliged

Next message I received was “Are you sure that’s your cock? There’s no mention of it in your veris?” And then she blocked me! Weirdo

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Well fake me that’s a turn up for the books!!

You’re not shirking our meet, lad. You can tell me my willy is beautiful

This made me chuckle; I was chatting to a woman in here recently, who asked to see my cock pics as she is “a bit of a size queen, and like to see what I’m getting”, so I obliged

Next message I received was “Are you sure that’s your cock? There’s no mention of it in your veris?” And then she blocked me! Weirdo

Someone who'd visited my profile asked "is that really your cock?"

I said "what do you think?"

Blocked.....

I thought it was kinda obvious.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*"

DO IT!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, after 35 years of life and ten years on fab I have just found out that I am fake.

All my pics are fake. The 100 and odd people have fake verified me

But it’s not just me. It’s all the women on fab.

Sorry boys. Back to ‘Razzle’ for you...."
did you mean flake?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

Apologies, what I meant to say was "do it, Paul"

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

It’s done. Go look at my ‘cock pic’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

It’s done. Go look at my ‘cock pic’"

That's an impressive cock

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

It’s done. Go look at my ‘cock pic’

That's an impressive cock"

So big I nearly didn’t get it all in the pic

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

It’s done. Go look at my ‘cock pic’

That's an impressive cock

So big I nearly didn’t get it all in the pic "

That's a handsome beast.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

It’s done. Go look at my ‘cock pic’"

For a fake like you i would have thought you would of had a bigger cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

It’s done. Go look at my ‘cock pic’

For a fake like you i would have thought you would of had a bigger cock "
maybe a sky remote comparison shot is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have the phone number of the woman in the pictures.

I would love to call her and inform her that somebody is posting incredible pictures of her on a swingers site.

You never know might even get a reward for letting her know!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Well fake me that’s a turn up for the books!!

You’re not shirking our meet, lad. You can tell me my willy is beautiful

This made me chuckle; I was chatting to a woman in here recently, who asked to see my cock pics as she is “a bit of a size queen, and like to see what I’m getting”, so I obliged

Next message I received was “Are you sure that’s your cock? There’s no mention of it in your veris?” And then she blocked me! Weirdo

Someone who'd visited my profile asked "is that really your cock?"

I said "what do you think?"

Blocked.....

I thought it was kinda obvious.

I wonder if it was the same woman? Does she mention ‘fake cock pics’ on her profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a status recently claiming Fab was a small group of people updating all the profiles.

Such a vivid set of imaginations these people have for people who'd have no time for a life... "

They need to update ours then!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

It’s done. Go look at my ‘cock pic’"

Hahaha! Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dying to get a selfie with a chicken*

DO IT!!!!!!!!

It’s done. Go look at my ‘cock pic’"

Pit it away chick

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Im fake too.Im actually an 18 year old girl pretending to be a middle aged man in a dress

Almost like an inverse Grayson Perry

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

I sometimes moonlight as a 16th century Fresco painter with no clients -hen do's only though.

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