FabSwingers.com forum: Pulled or not... the chat up line version

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very simple rules. Write a chat up line. The person below then imagines someone sexy has said it to them and decides on the merits of the chat up line alone whether they'd be jumping in bed with them or not... and then post their own chat up line. Have fun with it guys. I'll start with a magnanimous fail...

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was too busy objectifying the fuck out of you"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Very simple rules. Write a chat up line. The person below then imagines someone sexy has said it to them and decides on the merits of the chat up line alone whether they'd be jumping in bed with them or not... and then post their own chat up line. Have fun with it guys. I'll start with a magnanimous fail...

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was too busy objectifying the fuck out of you"

That actually got me man wet that did

Ok here’s mine: ‘I love your skin. Can I wear it?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were

Did you just fart?!?

Cos you blew me away

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were

Did you just fart?!?

Cos you blew me away

Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to

Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were

Did you just fart?!?

Cos you blew me away

Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to

Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’ "

That would suit me right now

Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were

Did you just fart?!?

Cos you blew me away

Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to

Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’

That would suit me right now

Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight!

You've pulled

I've got a penis and knife, one of them is going in you, your choice which

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were

Did you just fart?!?

Cos you blew me away

Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to

Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’

That would suit me right now

Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight!

Oh that’s a definite hell yes! Damn, I’m just a sucker for any line

Ok, a nice romantic and heartfelt one now:

‘I believe strongly that when the planets align favourably, one may find ones true love; That special person; The one; Ones ultimate soulmate.

......Until that time, you’ll have to do.’

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were

Did you just fart?!?

Cos you blew me away

Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to

Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’

That would suit me right now

Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight!

You've pulled

I've got a penis and knife, one of them is going in you, your choice which "

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I maybe steaming d*unk and not much use to no one. But who wants to go home alone to a freezing cold bed on an icey winters night like this and I have a shit load of smoked bacon at home for breakfast.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Plus Yorkshire tea

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I maybe steaming d*unk and not much use to no one. But who wants to go home alone to a freezing cold bed on an icey winters night like this and I have a shit load of smoked bacon at home for breakfast."

Grab yer coat, you’ve pulled - get that fryer on good sir say I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, you make me smile and I’d really like to have sex with you. Will you do me the honour?

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were

Did you just fart?!?

Cos you blew me away

Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to

Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’

That would suit me right now

Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight!

You've pulled

I've got a penis and knife, one of them is going in you, your choice which "

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So polite how can we say no...

"I've had some bad news, my dick has died, would you mind if I buried it in you?"

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

"Plus Yorkshire tea"

Any Heather tea in the pot?

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

A couple of cheesy howlers from my past:

Q. What's the difference between a penis and a pork pie?

A. I don't know.

Q. Fancy joining me on a picnic?

and (usually after a some conversation)

"The outfit you're wearing is very becoming".

If there was a favourable response.

"It'll be-coming off; if I have anything to do with it".

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Do you have a mirror in your knickers.. ..?

Because I can see myself in them...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Do you have a mirror in your knickers.. ..?

Because I can see myself in them...

Yes I quite like that.

Hi.....you look like my kind of guy. Would you like to spend the night with me soon. Like tonight

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Do you have a mirror in your knickers.. ..?

Because I can see myself in them...

Yes I quite like that.

Hi.....you look like my kind of guy. Would you like to spend the night with me soon. Like tonight

Thought you'd never ask

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Plus Yorkshire tea

Any Heather tea in the pot? "

Only for you My Girl

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Walk up to a person you fancy, with a limp. And if they say." What happen to you". Just reply" nothing just happy to see you".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk up to a person you fancy, with a limp. And if they say." What happen to you". Just reply" nothing just happy to see you".

.... Yep! That'll do!

Mine would be... Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

My mother said if I talked to women like you I'd turn to stone.

I've just started......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mother said if I talked to women like you I'd turn to stone.

I've just started......"

Sorry sting need to up your game.

Do you want red or brown sauce on your bacon sandwich at breakfast x

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"My mother said if I talked to women like you I'd turn to stone.

I've just started......

Sorry sting need to up your game.

Do you want red or brown sauce on your bacon sandwich at breakfast x "

Depends really, did we cut the mustard.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is my favourite:

"Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house"

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"This one is my favourite:

"Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house"

Ha ha, love it.

Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise and I’m blowing a gale here. So hot but that’s all I got.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"This one is my favourite:

"Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house"

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

*cant beat the classics...

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"This one is my favourite:

"Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house"

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

*cant beat the classics...

You certainly can’t!

Let’s play Titanic. When I shout iceberg! You go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one is my favourite:

"Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house"

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

*cant beat the classics...

You certainly can’t!

Let’s play Titanic. When I shout iceberg! You go down

Pulled

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm shit at poems, can I have a kiss?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"This one is my favourite:

"Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house"

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

*cant beat the classics...

You certainly can’t!

Let’s play Titanic. When I shout iceberg! You go down

Pulled

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm shit at poems, can I have a kiss?"

Awww go on then...pucker up

Did you know you have spanner eyes?

Every time you look at me my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: They're slipping.

Them: What are?

Me: Your standards and your underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''That's a nice dress. I wouldn't wear it though and by midnight neither will you.''

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By *inkyDom96Man
over a year ago

Yarmouth

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mouth looks likes like the gates to heaven. Can I try my key.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale of one to two, i'd give you one.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Hello, you make me smile and I’d really like to have sex with you. Will you do me the honour?"

If only that worked in real life!

Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, you make me smile and I’d really like to have sex with you. Will you do me the honour?

If only that worked in real life!

Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you! "

That gave me a giggle

That shirt/dress looks good on you, it’d look better on my bedroom floor though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice arse!"

Some awesome lines here guys

One for the surrealists...

If you had a body would you hold it against me?

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