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"Very simple rules. Write a chat up line. The person below then imagines someone sexy has said it to them and decides on the merits of the chat up line alone whether they'd be jumping in bed with them or not... and then post their own chat up line. Have fun with it guys. I'll start with a magnanimous fail... . "I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was too busy objectifying the fuck out of you" " That actually got me man wet that did Ok here’s mine: ‘I love your skin. Can I wear it?’ | |||
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"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were Did you just fart?!? Cos you blew me away " Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’ | |||
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"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were Did you just fart?!? Cos you blew me away Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’ " That would suit me right now Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight! | |||
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"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were Did you just fart?!? Cos you blew me away Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’ That would suit me right now Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight! " You've pulled I've got a penis and knife, one of them is going in you, your choice which | |||
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"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were Did you just fart?!? Cos you blew me away Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’ That would suit me right now Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight! " Oh that’s a definite hell yes! Damn, I’m just a sucker for any line Ok, a nice romantic and heartfelt one now: ‘I believe strongly that when the planets align favourably, one may find ones true love; That special person; The one; Ones ultimate soulmate. ......Until that time, you’ll have to do.’ | |||
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"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were Did you just fart?!? Cos you blew me away Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’ That would suit me right now Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight! You've pulled I've got a penis and knife, one of them is going in you, your choice which " | |||
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"I maybe steaming d*unk and not much use to no one. But who wants to go home alone to a freezing cold bed on an icey winters night like this and I have a shit load of smoked bacon at home for breakfast." Grab yer coat, you’ve pulled - get that fryer on good sir say I | |||
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"Haha I like it! My acceptance would depend on how crazy their eyes were Did you just fart?!? Cos you blew me away Damn, I must be easy as that one’s made me swoon to Okey dokey, next one: ’You’ve got all the right curves in all the right places......and the best place would be sitting on my face’ That would suit me right now Hello, whats your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight! You've pulled I've got a penis and knife, one of them is going in you, your choice which " Brilliant. | |||
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"Do you have a mirror in your knickers.. ..? Because I can see myself in them..." Yes I quite like that. Hi.....you look like my kind of guy. Would you like to spend the night with me soon. Like tonight | |||
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"Do you have a mirror in your knickers.. ..? Because I can see myself in them... Yes I quite like that. Hi.....you look like my kind of guy. Would you like to spend the night with me soon. Like tonight " Thought you'd never ask | |||
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"Plus Yorkshire tea Any Heather tea in the pot? " Only for you My Girl | |||
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"Walk up to a person you fancy, with a limp. And if they say." What happen to you". Just reply" nothing just happy to see you". " .... Yep! That'll do! Mine would be... Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams | |||
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"My mother said if I talked to women like you I'd turn to stone. I've just started......" Sorry sting need to up your game. Do you want red or brown sauce on your bacon sandwich at breakfast x | |||
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"My mother said if I talked to women like you I'd turn to stone. I've just started...... Sorry sting need to up your game. Do you want red or brown sauce on your bacon sandwich at breakfast x " Depends really, did we cut the mustard. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need... | |||
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"This one is my favourite: "Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house" " Ha ha, love it. Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise and I’m blowing a gale here. So hot but that’s all I got. | |||
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"This one is my favourite: "Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house" " If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? *cant beat the classics... | |||
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"This one is my favourite: "Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house" If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? *cant beat the classics... " You certainly can’t! Let’s play Titanic. When I shout iceberg! You go down | |||
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"This one is my favourite: "Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house" If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? *cant beat the classics... You certainly can’t! Let’s play Titanic. When I shout iceberg! You go down " Pulled Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm shit at poems, can I have a kiss? | |||
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"This one is my favourite: "Do you fancy being my little toe because I'd quite like to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house" If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? *cant beat the classics... You certainly can’t! Let’s play Titanic. When I shout iceberg! You go down Pulled Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm shit at poems, can I have a kiss?" Awww go on then...pucker up Did you know you have spanner eyes? Every time you look at me my nuts tighten | |||
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"Hello, you make me smile and I’d really like to have sex with you. Will you do me the honour?" If only that worked in real life! Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you! | |||
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"Hello, you make me smile and I’d really like to have sex with you. Will you do me the honour? If only that worked in real life! Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you! " That gave me a giggle That shirt/dress looks good on you, it’d look better on my bedroom floor though | |||
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"I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice arse!" Some awesome lines here guys One for the surrealists... If you had a body would you hold it against me? | |||
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