FabSwingers.com forum: Age Groups

By *ugartitsandhim OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just seen on a profile no oldies (over 42) OMG i dont class that as old They were 33 years old. Can we please discuss??? can you please fill in the gap at the end with how you class the age group!!

18 to 23 -

24 to 29 -

30 to 35 -

36 to 40 -

41 to 46 -

47 to 52 -

53 to 58 -

59 to 64 -

65 to 70 -

70 to 75 -

76 to 81 -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen on a profile no oldies (over 42) OMG i dont class that as old They were 33 years old. Can we please discuss??? can you please fill in the gap at the end with how you class the age group!!

18 to 23 - I don't even know where Linkin Park is!

24 to 29 - attitude without experience

30 to 35 - experienced but still think they belong to 24 to 29s

36 to 40 - they've only gone and bought a motorbike!

41 to 46 - this is me!

47 to 52 - this will be me, in a few years time! {gulps}

53 to 58 - I don't have a holiday home in Spain

59 to 64 - you're young enough to be my grandchild!

65 to 70 - we are allowed to have sex at our age you know!

70 to 75 - one of us is still functioning ok

76 to 81 - ok, ok, I admit it, the wife gave up on sex 20 years ago, it is just me unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 to 52 -

Ideal. Stamina,Experience,Neither shallow or vain..continued at http://www.fabswingers.com/profile/tra-mar

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By *ugartitsandhim OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Bloody hell i bought a motorbike again at 40 lolololol made me laugh that brilliant !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts are :

18-21 dodgy ground

21-25 hmmm maybe

25-40 come on down

40-45 yeah why not

45-55 there's still a good chance

55+ gimme 5 or 10 years to catch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen on a profile no oldies (over 42) OMG i dont class that as old They were 33 years old. Can we please discuss??? can you please fill in the gap at the end with how you class the age group!!

18 to 23 - not for me too young

24 to 29 - have some experience

30 to 35 - usually aim to please

36 to 40 - have more skill to please

41 to 46 - usually don't have the stamina but the skill

47 to 52 - getting to my age linit

53 to 58 - wow old enough to have had me

59 to 64 - it was a pleasure to meet you but no playtime for you

65 to 70 - hey grandad do you want me to pass you your teeth

70 to 75 - amazing that you can get it up

76 to 81 - "
wow you still do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought 40 is old, it is quite old, but im 50, thats realy old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never understood why the age range goes up to 99

Necrophillia must be a niche activity

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Just seen on a profile no oldies (over 42) OMG i dont class that as old They were 33 years old. Can we please discuss??? can you please fill in the gap at the end with how you class the age group!!

18 to 29 - Radio 1

30 to 52 - Radio 2 / Radio 5

53 to 69 - Radio 4

70 to death - Radio 3 "

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By *ugartitsandhim OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just seen on a profile no oldies (over 42) OMG i dont class that as old They were 33 years old. Can we please discuss??? can you please fill in the gap at the end with how you class the age group!!

18 to 23 - I have kids older than you sorry.

24 to 29 - Why would you want to play with us ???

30 to 35 - Still think we could teach you a few things.

36 to 40 - Flattered.

41 to 46 - MR Dirtys Age Group

47 to 52 - Mrs Dirtys Age Group (JUST!!)

53 to 58 - You could teach us a few things.

59 to 64 - Wait a year or two!

65 to 70 - Good on ya for still going at it RESPECT

70 to 75 - You could teach us a few things if you can remember them lol.

76 to 81 - Computer AND logged on to the internet WOW !!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought 40 is old, it is quite old, but im 50, thats realy old.

Less of the really old Legz Akimbo, some of us have a few years on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen on a profile no oldies (over 42) OMG i dont class that as old They were 33 years old. Can we please discuss??? can you please fill in the gap at the end with how you class the age group!!

18 to 23 - I don't even know where Linkin Park is!

24 to 29 - attitude without experience

30 to 35 - experienced but still think they belong to 24 to 29s

36 to 40 - they've only gone and bought a motorbike!

41 to 46 - this is me!

47 to 52 - this will be me, in a few years time! {gulps}

53 to 58 - I don't have a holiday home in Spain

59 to 64 - you're young enough to be my grandchild!

65 to 70 - we are allowed to have sex at our age you know!

70 to 75 - one of us is still functioning ok

76 to 81 - ok, ok, I admit it, the wife gave up on sex 20 years ago, it is just me unfortunately.

LOL

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

59 - 64. still got it .. listens to heart radio actually .. loves the scissor sisters ..been to over 30 gigs and always stand on the barrier with my friends. 18-35 . can party all night go clubbing with my son stay out and still dancing at 5 am. we arent all past it as pensioners you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 to 23 - I fall into this group

24 to 29 - Ages of most of my friends

30 to 35 - Deffinately a fuckable age group

36 to 40 - Would consider it for sure

41 to 46 - Probably not, bit too old

47 to 52 - Older than my parents, not a chance

53 to 58 -

59 to 64 -

65 to 70 - My grandparents age

70 to 75 -

76 to 81 - "

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By *ugartitsandhim OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"59 - 64. still got it .. listens to heart radio actually .. loves the scissor sisters ..been to over 30 gigs and always stand on the barrier with my friends. 18-35 . can party all night go clubbing with my son stay out and still dancing at 5 am. we arent all past it as pensioners you know

Good on ya nice to hear it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 to 23 - what ? without the internet ??!!

24 to 29 - dam it i need to pay for this myself ??

30 to 35 - ok im paying for it but its my rules !!

36 to 40 - still got it !!

41 to 46 - one more time wont hurt

47 to 52 -kids are gone time to play !

53 to 58 -running out of time for those fantasies

59 to 64 - fuck it so what i wet myself from time to time

65 to 70 - this bus pass is handy

70 to 75 - beats gardening

76 to 81 - got to go sometime why not in bed ?

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Geography of a woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Geography of a man

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

Don't flame me lol. I didn't write that I copied it.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I always thought 40 is old, it is quite old, but im 50, thats realy old.

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im the same but dont feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell i bought a motorbike again at 40 lolololol made me laugh that brilliant !!!

So did I an Aprilia RS250, bloody uncomfortable, bloody quick.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we are just old

but we still manage to enjoy ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it seem that 23yo (age chosen in a completely random way

) people are considered as inexperienced by many of you?

Genuine question : I'm not trying to troll... (even if I know it will end up this way anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never understood why the age range goes up to 99

Necrophillia must be a niche activity"

any older and the Queen Mam coulda joined!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My thoughts are :

18-21 dodgy ground

21-25 hmmm maybe

25-40 come on down

40-45 yeah why not

45-55 there's still a good chance

55+ gimme 5 or 10 years to catch up

Woo Hoo, still a chance, a good one Oh I'm so fine tra la la la

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