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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what flavour lumps were they luv ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt "

Wasn't me xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lumpy yoghurt?? are you sure it's not cottage cheese??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what flavour lumps were they luv ?"

strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt "

it will be one of those gate crashers from the party

but it wasnt me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt

Wasn't me xx "

why you blushing then you got me lumps xx

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt "
put some sweets in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lumpy yoghurt?? are you sure it's not cottage cheese??"

nope def yoghurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God i love lady lumps....... errrr i mean yoghurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt

it will be one of those gate crashers from the party

but it wasnt me! "

good thinking Im going to go ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt put some sweets in it "

not got any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God i love lady lumps....... errrr i mean yoghurt"

I am not spreading youghurt on me boobs ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dip ur nips in and lick it off

same effect, less calories !

just don't nip too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one of those smooth yoghurts with no lumpy bits....just maybe or someone missed your pot! Write a letter of complaint! No lumps in a yoghurt is so wrong should be a crime lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the said yoghurt in a warm place for a couple of weeks and you will get a few lumps then

Might be a bit green and fluffy though

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dip ur nips in and lick it off

same effect, less calories !

just don't nip too hard "

I cant reach me own nips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not one of those smooth yoghurts with no lumpy bits....just maybe or someone missed your pot! Write a letter of complaint! No lumps in a yoghurt is so wrong should be a crime lol "

they are so wrong but i blame the supermarket for putting blooming smooth yoghurt next to lumpy yoghurt

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt "

I'm surprised none of the gents hasn't offered their fruity lumps ( strange lumps is an anagram of a particular fruit.) Mine are available...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave it long enough and the smooth one will go lumpy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And so you should sweetness! They should sort it out for us lump lovers!! Those that want smooth should remove their own lumps lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave the said yoghurt in a warm place for a couple of weeks and you will get a few lumps then

Might be a bit green and fluffy though

Tony "

Just as well I had eaten it before I read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dip ur nips in and lick it off

same effect, less calories !

just don't nip too hard

I cant reach me own nips "

in that case, let me help !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave the said yoghurt in a warm place for a couple of weeks and you will get a few lumps then

Might be a bit green and fluffy though

Tony "

Oopps did see that sorry lol great minds ah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt

I'm surprised none of the gents hasn't offered their fruity lumps ( strange lumps is an anagram of a particular fruit.) Mine are available... "

Ok I worked last night brain not working go on tell me what the anagram is please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And so you should sweetness! They should sort it out for us lump lovers!! Those that want smooth should remove their own lumps lol xx"

totally agree after all how hard is it to sieve the lumps out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dip ur nips in and lick it off

same effect, less calories !

just don't nip too hard

I cant reach me own nips

in that case, let me help ! "

I would go hungry then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt

I'm surprised none of the gents hasn't offered their fruity lumps ( strange lumps is an anagram of a particular fruit.) Mine are available...

Ok I worked last night brain not working go on tell me what the anagram is please "

plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you can have my lumps to lick it off instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave the said yoghurt in a warm place for a couple of weeks and you will get a few lumps then

Might be a bit green and fluffy though

Tony

Oopps did see that sorry lol great minds ah xx"

stop reading thread from bottom up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dip ur nips in and lick it off

same effect, less calories !

just don't nip too hard

I cant reach me own nips

in that case, let me help !

I would go hungry then "

not necessarily

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt

I'm surprised none of the gents hasn't offered their fruity lumps ( strange lumps is an anagram of a particular fruit.) Mine are available...

Ok I worked last night brain not working go on tell me what the anagram is please

plums "

oh yeah doh see Im tired

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dip ur nips in and lick it off

same effect, less calories !

just don't nip too hard

I cant reach me own nips

in that case, let me help !

I would go hungry then

not necessarily "

Oh what you got some lumps for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Oh what you got some lumps for me then "

Ive got a lump for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Oh what you got some lumps for me then

Ive got a lump for you "

strawberry I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrr can make it taste of strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt "

Ya eejit, ya picked up a smoothie version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave the said yoghurt in a warm place for a couple of weeks and you will get a few lumps then

Might be a bit green and fluffy though

Tony

Oopps did see that sorry lol great minds ah xx

stop reading thread from bottom up

xx"

I look at everything from the bottom up xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Leave the said yoghurt in a warm place for a couple of weeks and you will get a few lumps then

Might be a bit green and fluffy though

Tony

Oopps did see that sorry lol great minds ah xx

stop reading thread from bottom up

xx

I look at everything from the bottom up xx "

cos that's eye level for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"someone has pinched the lumps out my yoghurt

Ya eejit, ya picked up a smoothie version. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave the said yoghurt in a warm place for a couple of weeks and you will get a few lumps then

Might be a bit green and fluffy though

Tony

Oopps did see that sorry lol great minds ah xx

stop reading thread from bottom up

xx

I look at everything from the bottom up xx

cos that's eye level for you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Errrrr can make it taste of strawberry "

How long is that going to take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres that damn ice cream topping when you want it

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Wheres that damn ice cream topping when you want it "

If you whisk and beat your lump, won't that give you a cream topping

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I've Peaches and cream yoghurt with pieces of peaches in, scrummy yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"t with pieces of peaches in, scrummy yummy"

Is she aware ya wanna eat her?

Can I watch?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"t with pieces of peaches in, scrummy yummy

Is she aware ya wanna eat her?

Can I watch? "

I read that and thought

what the???

Get it now and no she doesn't

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