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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Righty i have wine...........

justlet has nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Righty i have wine...........

justlet has nibbles

now I dont know if 1 of the other things be enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

can i nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i nibble "

you could but wouldnt taste very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I cum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cum xx

Oh yes but you got to bring something with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?

and if JJ has owt to do with them,

1. were they frozen down within date, and

2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I join in please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?

and if JJ has owt to do with them,

1. were they frozen down within date, and

2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?"

I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I join in please!"

Yep dont forget need to bring something along

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Have half a bottle of pimms in the cupboard....will that get me in?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Righty i have wine...........

justlet has nibbles

wine at 11am in the morning......

I feel an "intervention" coming on...

step away from the wine.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?

and if JJ has owt to do with them,

1. were they frozen down within date, and

2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?

I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me

ooooo nibbling breasts are they past sell by date (runs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about party hats! I know some good party games too

anyone up for a quick game of twister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?

and if JJ has owt to do with them,

1. were they frozen down within date, and

2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?

I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me

count me in then !

i'll bring pringles, mingles and a walnut whip for anyone that's interested (after jacqs wine has worked its magic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a bottle of voddy and 1 of JD I could bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?

and if JJ has owt to do with them,

1. were they frozen down within date, and

2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?

I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me

ooooo nibbling breasts are they past sell by date (runs)

you can run but you cant hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about party hats! I know some good party games too

anyone up for a quick game of twister?

Naked of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about party hats! I know some good party games too

anyone up for a quick game of twister?

no - am crap at that

short legs and a fat belly are not good assets for a professional twister player to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a bottle of voddy and 1 of JD I could bring

likes jd

I got a bottle of Baileys too and some cocktail sausages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?

and if JJ has owt to do with them,

1. were they frozen down within date, and

2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?

I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me

count me in then !

i'll bring pringles, mingles and a walnut whip for anyone that's interested (after jacqs wine has worked its magic)"

mmmmmm walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about party hats! I know some good party games too

anyone up for a quick game of twister?

Naked of course

but of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a bottle of voddy and 1 of JD I could bring

likes jd

I got a bottle of Baileys too and some cocktail sausages!"

going to be a very pissed corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about party hats! I know some good party games too

anyone up for a quick game of twister?

Naked of course

but of course!"

no other way to play it is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about party hats! I know some good party games too

anyone up for a quick game of twister?

no - am crap at that

short legs and a fat belly are not good assets for a professional twister player to have

you can spin the spinny thingy then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?

and if JJ has owt to do with them,

1. were they frozen down within date, and

2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?

I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me

count me in then !

i'll bring pringles, mingles and a walnut whip for anyone that's interested (after jacqs wine has worked its magic)

mmmmmm walnut whip

mines home made - the walnut are at the bottom rather than the top

but you do get two !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a bottle of voddy and 1 of JD I could bring

likes jd

I got a bottle of Baileys too and some cocktail sausages!

going to be a very pissed corner

pissed naked twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" and some cocktail sausages"

i can bring one of them too, but you have to find it ! lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

thats it!!!.... mass intervention.....

the food stays... the alcohol comes with me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have half a bottle of pimms in the cupboard....will that get me in?

havnt had pimms in ages so yep thats a def

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats it!!!.... mass intervention.....

the food stays... the alcohol comes with me!!!!

Oi Leave some for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" and some cocktail sausages

i can bring one of them too, but you have to find it ! lol"

party game! hunt the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exactly what sort of nibbles are on offer ?

and if JJ has owt to do with them,

1. were they frozen down within date, and

2. have they been defrosted thoroughly ?

I promise all food on offer will not be prepared by me

count me in then !

i'll bring pringles, mingles and a walnut whip for anyone that's interested (after jacqs wine has worked its magic)

mmmmmm walnut whip

mines home made - the walnut are at the bottom rather than the top

but you do get two !

Dont know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats it!!!.... mass intervention.....

the food stays... the alcohol comes with me!!!!

Oi Leave some for me

bundle him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring sausage rolls and them funny vol e vont things with the strange unidentifiable filling

Got a bottle of brandy somewhere too xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats it!!!.... mass intervention.....

the food stays... the alcohol comes with me!!!!

Oi Leave some for me

bundle him! "

can just see Fabio on floor with a huge pile of females on top

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've got wine but I haven't been naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring sausage rolls and them funny vol e vont things with the strange unidentifiable filling

Got a bottle of brandy somewhere too xxx"

nah its ok leave the vol e vonty thingys dont like them but as for the Brandy now your talking , just changed me mind Im bringing ginger ale not nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got wine but I haven't been naughty

Thats ok you can still come as your naughty for not being naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fkin 'ell - i haven't taken me coat off yet and this party is getting out of hand

now pass me my smoking jacket, a small sherry and let's have some intellectual conversation

then the twister can come out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats it!!!.... mass intervention.....

the food stays... the alcohol comes with me!!!!

Oi Leave some for me

bundle him!

can just see Fabio on floor with a huge pile of females on top

I am sure he wouldn't complain! :-

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I've got wine but I haven't been naughty

Thats ok you can still come as your naughty for not being naughty

woohoo, now who can I get naughty with?

**whips off clothes**

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can just see Fabio on floor with a huge pile of females on top

I am sure he wouldn't complain! :-

I bloody well would... hope you have some bloody gorgeous nurses on standby....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey!!

who's left hand is that!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"hey!!

who's left hand is that!

oops. sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey!!

who's left hand is that!

bugger I really should learn my left from me right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey!!

who's left hand is that!

oops. sorry

oh no keep it there feels kinda good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

WARNING: careful folks, justjet is on the warpath. Someone's stolen the lumpy bits from her yoghurt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WARNING: careful folks, justjet is on the warpath. Someone's stolen the lumpy bits from her yoghurt...."

Yep and its not my fault at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WARNING: careful folks, justjet is on the warpath. Someone's stolen the lumpy bits from her yoghurt....

Yep and its not my fault at all

come on who ever has them own up now!

and I will spank your bottom for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

can i cover you in yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i cover you in yogurt

oooooo yes please !!!!!

sssshhh best not let anyone know!!! we might get accused of pinching it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i cover you in yogurt

long as I get to eat the lumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i cover you in yogurt

oooooo yes please !!!!!

sssshhh best not let anyone know!!! we might get accused of pinching it

Oi I found you phantom yoghurt lump eaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i cover you in yogurt

long as I get to eat the lumps

you can lick the lumps off if you like lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i cover you in yogurt

long as I get to eat the lumps

ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i cover you in yogurt

oooooo yes please !!!!!

sssshhh best not let anyone know!!! we might get accused of pinching it

Oi I found you phantom yoghurt lump eaters

it wasn't me! honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i cover you in yogurt

deny everything!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im a good little girl x

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt

If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt

If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!"

ill come but wont be quiet

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt

If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!

ill come but wont be quiet"

Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt

If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!

erm

cock

pussy

take my ass

fuck me hard

harder please

ill come but wont be quiet

Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers..."

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt

If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!

erm

cock

pussy

take my ass

fuck me hard

harder please

ill come but wont be quiet

Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers..."

Never had my truncheon used like that before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone mention handcuffs! I did it!

it was me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt

If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!

erm

cock

pussy

take my ass

fuck me hard

harder please

ill come but wont be quiet

Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers...

Never had my truncheon used like that before..."

long as its not one that snaps in half

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"right any of you buggers seen the lumps out me yoghurt

If there's been a crime, you'll need a policeman and or woman with truncheon and handcuffs, now who's cumming quietly,..!!!

erm

cock

pussy

take my ass

fuck me hard

harder please

ill come but wont be quiet

Well anything you say will be taken down..... who shouted knickers...

Never had my truncheon used like that before...

long as its not one that snaps in half"

As long as you've a good grip, don't be shy might need both hands, its solid wood you won't break it... clearly you've held one before excellent technique.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

long as its not one that snaps in half

As long as you've a good grip, don't be shy might need both hands, its solid wood you won't break it... clearly you've held one before excellent technique.....

me you must be mistaking me for someone else kind sir

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

long as its not one that snaps in half

As long as you've a good grip, don't be shy might need both hands, its solid wood you won't break it... clearly you've held one before excellent technique.....

me you must be mistaking me for someone else kind sir

No good playing the innocent now, I've seen you on the twister mat, and no that s a different type of bobbys helmet ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to sit over there it's nice and quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need, cocktails,cider,a pole and gushing fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh does that mean the party is over?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"oh does that mean the party is over?"

Noo PP will be taking everything in and waiting to pounce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh does that mean the party is over?"

we havent started yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i need, cocktails,cider,a pole and gushing fannies"

how about tight pert tits and good fannys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh does that mean the party is over?

we havent started yet

oh good I was just warming up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need, cocktails,cider,a pole and gushing fannies

how about tight pert tits and good fannys"

if u know any pass them on hehehe xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im comming and brimging a large jar of marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im comming and brimging a large jar of marmite"

#ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im comming and brimging a large jar of marmite

#ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"

yuk yuk

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Sorry were late...bitch in the box threw a strop !

Awwwww no one save Rhett any dip !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry were late...bitch in the box threw a strop !

Awwwww no one save Rhett any dip !

bitch in the box or blow up bitch

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

2 cans of 7p tesco lager & a 1/3rd of a bottle of Lambrini ???

Know times are stuff but what wtf !

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

*Times are tuff*

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"bitch in the box or blow up bitch

Blow up bitch went down on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cheap fuker

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Have i missed the party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nooo

we arent starting yet until people get some good beer

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

how about some budwieser

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"nooo

we arent starting yet until people get some good beer"

OK OK... but I want a receipt !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how about some budwieser

yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nooo

we arent starting yet until people get some good beer

OK OK... but I want a receipt !"

receipt for being in the naughty corner

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"nooo

we arent starting yet until people get some good beer

OK OK... but I want a receipt !

receipt for being in the naughty corner "

Thought we could claim it back on the tax ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nooo

if your here you stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake , party on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awake , party on

just when we thought it was safe to have a rest, the tasmanian devil has awoken from it's slumber !

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cheese straws broke the camels back, so I cooked its toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my cheese straws broke the camels back, so I cooked its toes."

Just be careful don't eat the toes could end up in hospital

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down

Party pooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down

Party pooper

wrong! patry pooper.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down

Party pooper

wrong! patry pooper.

I stand corrected, BAD Yvonne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down

Party pooper

wrong! patry pooper.

it's the pantry poopers you have to watch out for !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down

Party pooper

wrong! patry pooper.

it's the pantry poopers you have to watch out for !"

I've never pooped in the pantry

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

thought I was awake but I'm not so bugger off and enjoy party but keep the bloody noise down

Party pooper

wrong! patry pooper.

it's the pantry poopers you have to watch out for !

I've never pooped in the pantry

Mention the glory hole though & that's a whole diffrent kettle of fish !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed the sex then

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Have I missed the sex then

Missed the sex? I missed my invite!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Have I missed the sex then

There's no show without Punch

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Have I missed the sex then

Missed the sex? I missed my invite!!"

I gatecrashed

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Have I missed the sex then

Missed the sex? I missed my invite!!

I gatecrashed

I'm to much of a gentleman to gatecrash

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over a year ago

"Have I missed the sex then

Missed the sex? I missed my invite!!

I gatecrashed

I'm to much of a gentleman to gatecrash

go on will let you gatecrash

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

can someone get me another beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone get me another beer

beer beer does this mean the Mr is on line

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"can someone get me another beer

beer beer does this mean the Mr is on line

nah ... only me .. fancied a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening lovelies!

*drops the wine box and twiglets*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone get me another beer

beer beer does this mean the Mr is on line

nah ... only me .. fancied a beer

phew I was getting worried thinking maybe he had you under patio so he could get a word in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening lovelies!

*drops the wine box and twiglets*

mmmm twiglets mmmm

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Evening lovelies!

*drops the wine box and twiglets*

hope it aint that yukky red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw, what's a patry? Lol...Just kidding

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"can someone get me another beer

beer beer does this mean the Mr is on line

nah ... only me .. fancied a beer

phew I was getting worried thinking maybe he had you under patio so he could get a word in

nope cant get rid of me that easy

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Have I missed the sex then

Missed the sex? I missed my invite!!

I gatecrashed

I'm to much of a gentleman to gatecrash

go on will let you gatecrash

Thank you, on my way with a case of Guinness and a bottle of Red/White/Rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening lovelies!

*drops the wine box and twiglets*

hope it aint that yukky red wine

It's a box of pink zinfandel stuff from a party last weekend.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Evening lovelies!

*drops the wine box and twiglets*

hope it aint that yukky red wine

It's a box of pink zinfandel stuff from a party last weekend.

ok passes glass, like zinfadel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, I have just put some jacket potatoes in the oven and could slaughter a glass of dry white wine

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over a year ago

"Evening lovelies!

*drops the wine box and twiglets*

hope it aint that yukky red wine

It's a box of pink zinfandel stuff from a party last weekend.

ok passes glass, like zinfadel

I likes that as well but do you have a zantac I can have first please

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over a year ago

"Evening all, I have just put some jacket potatoes in the oven and could slaughter a glass of dry white wine

jacket potato with cheese and coleslaw yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't let coantrim in we will get all messy!!!

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over a year ago

"Evening lovelies!

*drops the wine box and twiglets*

hope it aint that yukky red wine

It's a box of pink zinfandel stuff from a party last weekend.

ok passes glass, like zinfadel

I likes that as well but do you have a zantac I can have first please

No zantac but got gaviscon liquid shots ........ cheers!

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over a year ago

"Evening lovelies!

*drops the wine box and twiglets*

hope it aint that yukky red wine

It's a box of pink zinfandel stuff from a party last weekend.

ok passes glass, like zinfadel

I likes that as well but do you have a zantac I can have first please

No zantac but got gaviscon liquid shots ........ cheers!

that will do , cheers

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

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over a year ago

"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

I fancy that M&S apple strudel now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just thought there isnt a lot of good people in here is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just thought there isnt a lot of good people in here is there

.... it is the naughty corner after all.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

I fancy that M&S apple strudel now

ok if we pass an M & S on our way I'll but one just for you

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over a year ago

"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

I fancy that M&S apple strudel now

ok if we pass an M & S on our way I'll but one just for you

I think I love you

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over a year ago

Norfolk

"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

I fancy that M&S apple strudel now

ok if we pass an M & S on our way I'll but one just for you

I think I love you

Mwaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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over a year ago

"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

I fancy that M&S apple strudel now

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom NOM !

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over a year ago

"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

I fancy that M&S apple strudel now

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom NOM !"

Have you tasted it then

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

I fancy that M&S apple strudel now

I never tried it

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over a year ago

"As it's nearly the season to be jolly (did I actually say that?) we'll bring the mince pies

I fancy that M&S apple strudel now

I never tried it

Neither have I yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were naughty and just had a Mcflurry!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"don't let coantrim in we will get all messy!!!"

messy can be fun

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"we were naughty and just had a Mcflurry!!"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the only thing I stop at a Mucky D's for

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over a year ago

"we were naughty and just had a Mcflurry!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the only thing I stop at a Mucky D's for

that's the only thing we go there for!

Mmmmm Mmm

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