FabSwingers.com forum: How do you get more attention here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Start a new thread every few minutes seems to be favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent profile is a good starting point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a photo of your cock over the toilet bowl. We all love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be awesome like me

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Start a new thread every few minutes seems to be favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one "

You want attention from this lot?

*sweeps arms open majestically..

They're all fucking mental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show your tits.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one "

Offer free cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one

You want attention from this lot?

*sweeps arms open majestically..

They're all fucking mental.

Only some of us Stinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you’re not the only one to what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get breast implants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goto random thread and post, ' I will get you a cake'...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

People give people attention. You can’t take it. You can ask for it though.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

You need your profile to stand out as much as possible. There are so many single guys on here. If you send a message that also needs to stand out. At the weekend I saw just how many messages single women on here get. Thought it would be a lot, but I was surprised.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one

You want attention from this lot?

*sweeps arms open majestically..

They're all fucking mental.

Only most of us Stinky

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good or bad attention?

Go cray cray. Be abusive to everyone who replies and then be obnoxious on every other thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing like a little casual racism for increasing your forum replies.

Sexism works to a degree but you'll only get half as many replies...plus a couple of blokes trying to make themselves look good in front of the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a thread on mobility scooters or maternity leave.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Shoot a fluffy kitten

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one

Offer free cake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good or bad attention?

Go cray cray. Be abusive to everyone who replies and then be obnoxious on every other thread."

Sage advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a thread on mobility scooters or maternity leave. "

Complaining about disabled parking spaces never fails.

Although I have found out for myself that extolling the virtues of having sex with non-humans just gets you a short ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have tits"

Like yours ?

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Post about your missing cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post about your missing cat."

What does he look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have tits

Like yours ?"
well i was gonna say no real ones but fakes ones will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you and your dam restrictions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post pictures, status updates, join in on threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't like using casual racism to get attention then just accuse another poster's completely innocent post as being racist.

Somebody along the line will agree with you.

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

"Post about your missing cat.

What does he look like? "

Mostly ginger and cat looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post about your missing cat.

What does he look like?

Mostly ginger and cat looking."

Ok, that narrows it down. I’m on the case, what does he answer to the name of ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one "

Post about how you like the wonderful ipswich dialect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one

You want attention from this lot?

*sweeps arms open majestically..

They're all fucking mental.

Pot/kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one

Post about how you like the wonderful ipswich dialect"

Niche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become a woman...

...you’re welcome...

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

"Post about your missing cat.

What does he look like?

Mostly ginger and cat looking.

Ok, that narrows it down. I’m on the case, what does he answer to the name of ?"

Mick. Thanks for the help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your age filter to 99.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think in my opinion most lady’s will firstly want an attraction there, most be put off by first messages with cocks am very rude messages, but if your polite an there’s an attraction you’ll get a reply ...but with most cases there’s a lot more chose here for lady’s which is why it can be hard for a man as the ratio is way more men than women....

Just be polite, as though you would approach someone in a bar with some decent pics of yourself an don’t act too desperate an I’m sure eventually you’ll get a reply from someone genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one "

When you find out, do let me know.

And No! You aren't the only one

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

Start a new thread about a 'true story bro' with lots of holes in it. That'll work.

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Have a profile with 1 pic and 5 lines of text, you'll be rolling in it!

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Learn to juggle chainsaws while doing keep ups and reciting Shakespeare.

The chicks love that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull you dick out and spin it so much it makes you take off. Shout helicopter while doing it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start as many different threads about things that everyone does all the time without doing a search for them first..

If that doesn't work, respond to everyone elses threads by trolling them endlessly and going totally off topic..

That will get you noticed but for all the wrong reasons

*disclaimer- any resemblance to any person already using the forums in this way is totally coincidental;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a thread on mobility scooters or maternity leave. "

It must be hard to walk with balls that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a kung fu grip

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Answers below lol. Surely I am not the only one

You want attention from this lot?

*sweeps arms open majestically..

They're all fucking mental.

Pot/kettle

Harsh.

But maybe a little true....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Post about your missing cat.

What does he look like?

Mostly ginger and cat looking.

Ok, that narrows it down. I’m on the case, what does he answer to the name of ?

Mick. Thanks for the help

Mick? I was sure you were going to say Ginge......

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