FabSwingers.com forum: Piss on me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will piss on anyone im not precious

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers"

As far as advice goes, basically the method is like this:

1. Get pissed on

Err, that’s it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Do you like asparagus wee, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any piss takers"

There's a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We may have been known to have partaken in this particular kink. Just with ourselves though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m up for trying it. Females only though if any offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will piss on anyone im not precious

Haha me too, preferably from above, I’d hate to ruin my tan

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers

As far as advice goes, basically the method is like this:

1. Get pissed on

Err, that’s it

Nope. That's not it.

Make sure the female you are going to allow to urinate all over you DRINKS TONS of water for a couple of hours before.

Dark yellow pee stinks and stings.

You need clear pee.

Lay down loads of towels.

Do it in your own house and disinfect everywhere afterwards.

Let her have a bath or shower too.

and NO - just before anyone asks..... I don't do it.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Mandy has made a few guys very happy by doing this!

Mike

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By *enshermanMan
over a year ago

Durham

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers"

Dirty Bastxxds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ever thought of maybe getting a warm shower looking at pics of lady parts as a substitute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers

As far as advice goes, basically the method is like this:

1. Get pissed on

Err, that’s it

Nope. That's not it.

Make sure the female you are going to allow to urinate all over you DRINKS TONS of water for a couple of hours before.

Dark yellow pee stinks and stings.

You need clear pee.

Lay down loads of towels.

Do it in your own house and disinfect everywhere afterwards.

Let her have a bath or shower too.

and NO - just before anyone asks..... I don't do it.

but you have yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers"

In this weather? Do you want to smell like a 70s council public toilet?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers

In this weather? Do you want to smell like a 70s council public toilet?"

Things didn't smell in the 70's anymore than they do now.

Christ.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers

In this weather? Do you want to smell like a 70s council public toilet?

Things didn't smell in the 70's anymore than they do now.

Christ..... "

Though don't know about around your area, but in Leeds they demolished all the public toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers

As far as advice goes, basically the method is like this:

1. Get pissed on

Err, that’s it

Nope. That's not it.

Make sure the female you are going to allow to urinate all over you DRINKS TONS of water for a couple of hours before.

Dark yellow pee stinks and stings.

You need clear pee.

Lay down loads of towels.

Do it in your own house and disinfect everywhere afterwards.

Let her have a bath or shower too.

and NO - just before anyone asks..... I don't do it.

Or just do it in the bath or shower and rinse, and no, I don’t do it either

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Always wanted to try this with only females.

Any advice apart from don’t open your mouth.

Think a women pissing in my face is sexy ... any takers

As far as advice goes, basically the method is like this:

1. Get pissed on

Err, that’s it

Nope. That's not it.

Make sure the female you are going to allow to urinate all over you DRINKS TONS of water for a couple of hours before.

Dark yellow pee stinks and stings.

You need clear pee.

Lay down loads of towels.

Do it in your own house and disinfect everywhere afterwards.

Let her have a bath or shower too.

and NO - just before anyone asks..... I don't do it.

Or just do it in the bath or shower and rinse, and no, I don’t do it either "

Very practically minded BMcBP....... im impressed.

Good old sanitised sex.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

cept I don't think piss = sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to piss on chips

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like to piss on chips"

Vinegar Vag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to piss on chips"

Better than pea wet.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I like to piss on chips

Better than pea wet.

Nothing better than pea wet on a chip barm mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitten by a jellyfish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love it done to me, but like someone else said, after they've d*unk plenty of water. But saying that, if its not near my face, I wouldn't be so fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to piss on chips"

Seen a vid of someone wanking her fella onto mcds fries then eating them, while in mcds.

Not the same as pissing on chips tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to piss on chips

Seen a vid of someone wanking her fella onto mcds fries then eating them, while in mcds.

Not the same as pissing on chips tho.

Well it's got to make them taste better don't you think,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a boyfriend once who wanted this and I tried..really I tried.

He lay down in the bottom of the shower and I stood over him but I just couldn't go. I drank a large glass of water.then another and another but still nothing.

We eventually have up and he left the bathroom in a huff. Then the floodgates opened and I could have been world weeing champion.

He was very unforgiving about it,even complained to my friends on F book.I think its why he dumped me.All I can say is it's much more difficult than you may think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time I was in hospital convalescing from surgery and I had a catheter inserted.

I used to drink copious amounts of water,watch my bag fill up,empty it and drink more water and repeat and repeat...trying to see just how clear it could go.

All I can say is that, even under such laboratory conditions, at no point did it look even vaguely appetizing and always still had a whiff of wee.

Anyone wanting to try water sports take note.However meticulous you are,you're probably going to smell of wee...even if you can't detect it yourself,others probably will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many people who know nothing are experts.

Pee fun is not everyone’s cuppa, but even on a sex site still the same judgemental vacuous dialogue. Yawn.

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By *ecydogMan
over a year ago

wales

"I will piss on anyone im not precious

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

As a Scots man watching football I have seen lots of piss, but I prefer a pint of John Smiths to piss, although piss is cheaper. One question, why only female piss? Must all taste the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll piss in ye eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She needs to eat a lot of white aspergus beforehand dude

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Anyone wanting to try water sports take note.However meticulous you are,you're probably going to smell of wee...even if you can't detect it yourself,others probably will."

That's a bit of an outlandish claim, and one which needs refuting as it that might put some people off trying this most sensual, intimate and fun of all kinks. A thorough shower afterwards is all that's needed to eradicate any lingering aroma, whatever the "strength" of the brew! To be honest, after receiving a near-clear "golden" shower you could probably get away with simply drying off without anyone being any the wiser, so insignificant is the smell - not that I'd particularly recommend that.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I like to piss on chips"

dont they go soggy?

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Pee fun is not everyone’s cuppa, but even on a sex site still the same judgemental vacuous dialogue. Yawn.

Couldn't have put it better myself! Not sure why I keep expecting people who have sex with strangers to be open-minded, even if something isn't to their taste, but I do.

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Had a boyfriend once who wanted this and I tried..really I tried.

He lay down in the bottom of the shower and I stood over him but I just couldn't go. I drank a large glass of water.then another and another but still nothing.

We eventually have up and he left the bathroom in a huff. Then the floodgates opened and I could have been world weeing champion.

He was very unforgiving about it,even complained to my friends on F book.I think its why he dumped me.All I can say is it's much more difficult than you may think."

Well he sounds charming - not! Like most things, the ability to just "let go" varies completely from person to person - and trust plays big part. I've been lucky enough to have played with a few women who had never previously peed on someone, but wanted to try. Some were able to unleash a flood first time, others had to keep trying, with the sound of water running, or jumping off the toilet and positioning themselves over me, mid-piss!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I wouldn’t piss on some people if they were on fire

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like to piss on chips

Better than pea wet.

Nothing better than pea wet on a chip barm mmmmm"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Damn I thought this was a Green Mile thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love water sports play giving or receiving

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By *etsplayagain69Man
over a year ago

prestwick

Had it done to me a few times I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She needs to eat a lot of white aspergus beforehand dude "

Sugar Puffs for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to piss on chips

dont they go soggy?"

They do, I piss on cornflakes. Far more practical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t piss on some people if they were on fire

Me too, can't go if someone is watching me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee stage fright is a common thing.

Even on cam newbies find it hard to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst/funniest piss moment was when I thought I could be a catheter and have a guy piss in my mouth and I'd transport it to the toilet and spit it out. Obviously came out too fast and I ended up swallowing as much as I could before it violently pumped out of my nostrils!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any females local to Chichester Portsmouth interested in letting my try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst/funniest piss moment was when I thought I could be a catheter and have a guy piss in my mouth and I'd transport it to the toilet and spit it out. Obviously came out too fast and I ended up swallowing as much as I could before it violently pumped out of my nostrils! "

That’s funny.

Wifey peed in my mouth once as I lay in a shower tray.

She had a tidal surge and it went down the wrong way.(not allowed to use the word I wanted by site, pc idiots)

Ten minutes later I stopped coughing and it was all on cam on another site.(this site is a bit judgemental on pee play).

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