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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small!

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Elvis impersonations !!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'd employ you to be a lingerie clad work of art in my garden.

Not sure how I'd pay you though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Elvis impersonations !! "

Uh huh huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd employ you to be a lingerie clad work of art in my garden.

Not sure how I'd pay you though."

Can I be a fountain?

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

just stand there so when ever im bored, angry, upset, i can then look at your bum and ill be happy again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait on me hand and foot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just stand there so when ever im bored, angry, upset, i can then look at your bum and ill be happy again"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait on me hand and foot lol "

Yes sir!

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai

I have a mountain of database work I need help with during latter half of July and early August.

Alternatively I have some curtains that need putting up. I will hold the ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a mountain of database work I need help with during latter half of July and early August.

Alternatively I have some curtains that need putting up. I will hold the ladder "

Erm.......databases are not my thing.

I'm good with curtains though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjs every day, three times a day so you'll probably need 12hrs shifts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it "

Aawww and you can perv!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bjs every day, three times a day so you'll probably need 12hrs shifts "

Not asking for much are you?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nude butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bjs every day, three times a day so you'll probably need 12hrs shifts

Not asking for much are you?!? "

I'm a tough boss. The good news is in between the bjs you can do as you please but you can't clock out until the last one at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nude butler "

Can I wear a bow tie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bjs every day, three times a day so you'll probably need 12hrs shifts

Not asking for much are you?!?

I'm a tough boss. The good news is in between the bjs you can do as you please but you can't clock out until the last one at night "

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a cleaner at the mo, nothing too hard, skimpy uniform will be provided and paid in kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nude butler

Can I wear a bow tie?"

Yes and some nice heals and maybe a top hat to finish it off

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By *cobMan
over a year ago

here

How about a travel buddy? Currently away with work and finding evenings hard going!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with a cleaner at the mo, nothing too hard, skimpy uniform will be provided and paid in kind. "

I do love to clean! Can I play some cheesey music to sing to as I scrub?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nude butler

Can I wear a bow tie?

Yes and some nice heals and maybe a top hat to finish it off "

Top hat? I'm not a magician!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it

Aawww and you can perv!"

Work would be a warmer place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a travel buddy? Currently away with work and finding evenings hard going!"

Awesome! Where we going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it

Aawww and you can perv!

Work would be a warmer place "

I'd even hunt down those missing shoes!

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By *cobMan
over a year ago

here


"How about a travel buddy? Currently away with work and finding evenings hard going!

Awesome! Where we going?"

Currently 30 minutes outside of New York.....not only struggling with boring evenings but also awake at stupid o’clock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nude butler

Can I wear a bow tie?

Yes and some nice heals and maybe a top hat to finish it off

Top hat? I'm not a magician! "

I bet you know a few tricks

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Could you possibly be my personal chofer? You’ll have plenty of free time between journeys and I’d be the most laid back boss imaginable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a travel buddy? Currently away with work and finding evenings hard going!

Awesome! Where we going?

Currently 30 minutes outside of New York.....not only struggling with boring evenings but also awake at stupid o’clock!"

Oooooohhh I'd like to see New York!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nude butler

Can I wear a bow tie?

Yes and some nice heals and maybe a top hat to finish it off

Top hat? I'm not a magician!

I bet you know a few tricks "

I can make a smile appear from no where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could do with a cleaner at the mo, nothing too hard, skimpy uniform will be provided and paid in kind.

I do love to clean! Can I play some cheesey music to sing to as I scrub? "

Of course! Anything to keep the help happy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you possibly be my personal chofer? You’ll have plenty of free time between journeys and I’d be the most laid back boss imaginable "

Yeah but can we get a convertible and wear shades?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got some painting and decorating that needs doing before August - you could always do it naked so you don't ruin your clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids at work keep asking for slime but I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. Your job would be to buy the ingredients (we have a slime making book!) and go supervise the kids make it. They get messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with a cleaner at the mo, nothing too hard, skimpy uniform will be provided and paid in kind.

I do love to clean! Can I play some cheesey music to sing to as I scrub?

Of course! Anything to keep the help happy! "

#bestbossever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've got some painting and decorating that needs doing before August - you could always do it naked so you don't ruin your clothes "

Yes! What colour? Cos if I'm gonna go home covered in white splotches I'll need to pre-warn my bf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The kids at work keep asking for slime but I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. Your job would be to buy the ingredients (we have a slime making book!) and go supervise the kids make it. They get messy "

I can do that! I'll help them build a gunge tank too. And pick a victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The kids at work keep asking for slime but I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. Your job would be to buy the ingredients (we have a slime making book!) and go supervise the kids make it. They get messy

I can do that! I'll help them build a gunge tank too. And pick a victim "

We usually let the children leaving for highschool dunk water on the senior at the end of term. Guess who’s acting senior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organise my days better to free up more time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've got some painting and decorating that needs doing before August - you could always do it naked so you don't ruin your clothes

Yes! What colour? Cos if I'm gonna go home covered in white splotches I'll need to pre-warn my bf. "

Duck egg and silver - and white for the ceiling x I always end up with more on me than the walls

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The kids at work keep asking for slime but I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. Your job would be to buy the ingredients (we have a slime making book!) and go supervise the kids make it. They get messy

I can do that! I'll help them build a gunge tank too. And pick a victim

We usually let the children leaving for highschool dunk water on the senior at the end of term. Guess who’s acting senior "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Organise my days better to free up more time"
a new route or timetable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've got some painting and decorating that needs doing before August - you could always do it naked so you don't ruin your clothes

Yes! What colour? Cos if I'm gonna go home covered in white splotches I'll need to pre-warn my bf.

Duck egg and silver - and white for the ceiling x I always end up with more on me than the walls "

We can clean up together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing "

Alphabetic order?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing

Alphabetic order?"

Al. Alphabetical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "

Can you talk to animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order my materials

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing

Alphabetic order?

Al. Alphabetical "

A little more complicated also you need to do a stock check for me,it only just over a 1000 so it shouldn't take you long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it

Aawww and you can perv!

Work would be a warmer place

I'd even hunt down those missing shoes! "

Best pa ever!!

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

How are you with sewing machines? :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small!

Can you talk to animals "

Yeah but they don't always listen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order my materials"

Can I pick them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing

Alphabetic order?

Al. Alphabetical

A little more complicated also you need to do a stock check for me,it only just over a 1000 so it shouldn't take you long "

I like writing lists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?"

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable? "

Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it

Aawww and you can perv!

Work would be a warmer place

I'd even hunt down those missing shoes!

Best pa ever!! "

Just call me Rubi the shoe hunter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are you with sewing machines? :D"

What we making?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires "

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a slim naked cleaner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable?

Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them"

I could just buy you a diary?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a slim naked cleaner "

This is not the thread for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable?

Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them

I could just buy you a diary? "

Iv got 2 still forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat "

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable?

Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them

I could just buy you a diary?

Iv got 2 still forget "

Ok. I will write in it too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage "
deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable?

Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them

I could just buy you a diary?

Iv got 2 still forget

Ok. I will write in it too! "

Deal

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Drainage on my rear lawn . . Correction, moss is somewhat poor.

Are you good with a shovel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a slim naked cleaner

This is not the thread for you then "

Useless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drainage on my rear lawn . . Correction, moss is somewhat poor.

Are you good with a shovel?"

I'm good at digging myself a hole

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"Drainage on my rear lawn . . Correction, moss is somewhat poor.

Are you good with a shovel?

I'm good at digging myself a hole "

I'll take that as a yes then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "

Come finish my decorating. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grape peeler, fermenter and sommelier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small!

Come finish my decorating. Please "
sure! What's getting done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grape peeler, fermenter and sommelier!"
can I share too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal! "

You start when I can afford to pay you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stairs need painting white. Kitchen too.... but need to bring a scaffold tower as the ceiling is wayyyy high...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!

You start when I can afford to pay you "
its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stairs need painting white. Kitchen too.... but need to bring a scaffold tower as the ceiling is wayyyy high..."
yeah im a short arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for a slim chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!

You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits! "

You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

dog walker x lots of biscuits here you got a favourite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for a slim lady who will be hanging upside down from the sealing sucking my cock while I’m in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a slim chef "

Again.....can't help with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a slim chef

Again.....can't help with that"

You can’t cook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!

You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!

You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy"
oh my god yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have done with a back rub in the bath last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dog walker x lots of biscuits here you got a favourite x "

Oh yes! Hobnobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!

You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!

You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy oh my god yes! "

While being stared down by the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "

be my apprentice joiner...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a slim lady who will be hanging upside down from the sealing sucking my cock while I’m in bed "

I don't know any acrobats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me? "

What’s the uni fee like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a slim chef

Again.....can't help with that

You can’t cook? "

I'm not slim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me? "
sure what's the subject?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like? "

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me? sure what's the subject? "

Computer science

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could have done with a back rub in the bath last night"
I can't do time travel sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come"

Do your own uni work and it might change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

Do your own uni work and it might change "

Can confirm, it doesnt change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

Do your own uni work and it might change "

Can't fault that advise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

Do your own uni work and it might change

Can confirm, it doesnt change "

Haha get out of uni immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!

You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!

You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy oh my god yes!

While being stared down by the cat"

Cats unnerve me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you paint my kitchen OP, I’ll keep you supplied in tea and biscuits ?!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I'm looking for a John Inman impersonator...

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over a year ago


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small!

be my apprentice joiner... "

What we building?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

Do your own uni work and it might change

Can't fault that advise "

Kiss my hand and thank me later, oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind, you can thank me now

& get her to do cleaning, cooking & washing up so you have more time for your studies & smoking cannabis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

Do your own uni work and it might change

Can confirm, it doesnt change

Haha get out of uni immediately "

Graduating next Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

Do your own uni work and it might change

Can confirm, it doesnt change

Haha get out of uni immediately

Graduating next Thursday "

Welcome to the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

Do your own uni work and it might change

Can confirm, it doesnt change

Haha get out of uni immediately

Graduating next Thursday

Welcome to the real world "

Been working since I was 14, been in the real world a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?

What’s the uni fee like?

Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come

Do your own uni work and it might change

Can confirm, it doesnt change

Haha get out of uni immediately

Graduating next Thursday

Welcome to the real world

Been working since I was 14, been in the real world a long time "

Again, welcome to the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grape peeler, fermenter and sommelier! can I share too? "

I would insist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you paint my kitchen OP, I’ll keep you supplied in tea and biscuits ?!"

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a John Inman impersonator..."

I'm free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grape peeler, fermenter and sommelier! can I share too?

I would insist! "
perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work on a large private estate, we are always looking for sexy chamber maids

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "
You could pit the skin on my sausages Rubi

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I work on a large private estate, we are always looking for sexy chamber maids"
I'll bring my feather duster and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!

You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!

You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy oh my god yes!

While being stared down by the cat

Cats unnerve me "

Mine is lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! You could pit the skin on my sausages Rubi "

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead..."

Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order my materials

Can I pick them?

I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires

I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat

Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!

You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!

You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy oh my god yes!

While being stared down by the cat

Cats unnerve me

Mine is lovely"
I like nice ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead..."

For laser cutter or CNC?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...

Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself? "

But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...

For laser cutter or CNC?"

Neither. Stock lists for part print/drawings. I'm poo with Autocad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...

For laser cutter or CNC?

Neither. Stock lists for part print/drawings. I'm poo with Autocad lol"

I'm slowly getting better. Mainly use it for a laser cutter. Makes building things so much quicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...

Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?

But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out."

Sorry

How hard is it to learn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...

Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?

But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out.

Sorry

How hard is it to learn? "

I learnt the basics of Autocad in a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget working

Let’s go Alton towers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you good with cleaning electricity wires with a wet cloth?

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Can you come round to number 26 I think I'll be able to get you all hot and sweaty...

.

.

Ivr a massive

.

Pile of ironing for you to do..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget working

Let’s go Alton towers "

Oh my god yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you good with cleaning electricity wires with a wet cloth? "

I'm not sure. Why don't you show me how to do it first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you come round to number 26 I think I'll be able to get you all hot and sweaty...

.

.

Ivr a massive

.

Pile of ironing for you to do.. "

Tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you good with cleaning electricity wires with a wet cloth?

I'm not sure. Why don't you show me how to do it first? "

Haha I’m busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nude butler

Can I wear a bow tie?

Yes and some nice heals and maybe a top hat to finish it off

Top hat? I'm not a magician!

I bet you know a few tricks

I can make a smile appear from no where "

Indeed you can! Check you out

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Help me build a rockery, then we can relax is this rare Scottish sun with a glass or 10 of wine x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I'd employ you to be a lingerie clad work of art in my garden.

Not sure how I'd pay you though.

Can I be a fountain? "

Now that would be a fountain I would love to see

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing

Alphabetic order?

Al. Alphabetical

A little more complicated also you need to do a stock check for me,it only just over a 1000 so it shouldn't take you long

I like writing lists! "

When your done with that lot, you can go shopping for me and take my dad out for his walk

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...

Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?

But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out.

Sorry

How hard is it to learn? "

I shall let you know once the apprentice has taught me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Help me build a rockery, then we can relax is this rare Scottish sun with a glass or 10 of wine x "
I love a bit of gardening. And wine. And sun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing

Alphabetic order?

Al. Alphabetical

A little more complicated also you need to do a stock check for me,it only just over a 1000 so it shouldn't take you long

I like writing lists!

When your done with that lot, you can go shopping for me and take my dad out for his walk "
aw that's cute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...

Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?

But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out.

Sorry

How hard is it to learn?

I shall let you know once the apprentice has taught me "

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Help me build a rockery, then we can relax is this rare Scottish sun with a glass or 10 of wine x I love a bit of gardening. And wine. And sun! "

Looks like we have ourselves a deal, then you can head to the Highlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal cleaner - make sure I am properly clean in all those hard to check spots in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!

If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "

Do you take payment in kind?

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