FabSwingers.com forum: A question for the ladies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not looking good after 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the game maybe, but I have a kitchen floor that needs cleaning.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ah I’ll have to pass. I don’t have time for the pre meet prep today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not looking good after 5 mins "

Well, there is a rather important football match on. All the women will be supplying their men with refreshments and half time blow jobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With who? "

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah I’ll have to pass. I don’t have time for the pre meet prep today. "

Just run a flannel over your bits and brush your teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today "

Could you suck a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today "

Do I get to pick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today

Could you suck a cock?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today

Do I get to pick? "

Of course. Free will and all that

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By *r FuckableMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Ha ha Yeah, they'll be queuing out the door after that request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You, Sir are trying to take advantage of the absent men due to the football!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You, Sir are trying to take advantage of the absent men due to the football!"

Did it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today

Do I get to pick?

Of course. Free will and all that "

Cool. I'll think about it. I'm kinda tired though.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Fancy a fuck?

Smooth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today

Do I get to pick?

Of course. Free will and all that

Cool. I'll think about it. I'm kinda tired though. "

Me 2. Spoon?

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By *r FuckableMan
over a year ago

Stoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today

Do I get to pick?

Of course. Free will and all that

Cool. I'll think about it. I'm kinda tired though.

Me 2. Spoon?"

Please.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fancy a fuck?

Thought you were hungover?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

Thought you were hungover?

XX"

The fuck isn't for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today

Do I get to pick?

Of course. Free will and all that

Cool. I'll think about it. I'm kinda tired though.

Me 2. Spoon?

Please. "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With whom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yup

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm all fucked out after this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there clearly all to busy watching the England game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Bring his mate back for me

I’ve got my own spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific location "

East Yorkshire area

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific location

East Yorkshire area

East Yorkshire!!! Stick to the South. We know where it's at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You, Sir are trying to take advantage of the absent men due to the football!

Did it work?

You tell me? Are you wading through a sea of clunge yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With who?

Anyone. I'm too hungover for sexual shenanigans today

Could you suck a cock?

Thinking about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You, Sir are trying to take advantage of the absent men due to the football!

Did it work?

You tell me? Are you wading through a sea of clunge yet?"

Nope. All dry in the ol' cake well

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I've just had one and there was no back chat.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"You, Sir are trying to take advantage of the absent men due to the football!

Did it work?

You tell me? Are you wading through a sea of clunge yet?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just had one and there was no back chat."

Vibrator?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I do but I’m back to playing a zombie this afternoon. The drummer in the band is rather lush though. If I have to pretend to maul him again today he might get more than he bargained for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do but I’m back to playing a zombie this afternoon. The drummer in the band is rather lush though. If I have to pretend to maul him again today he might get more than he bargained for

Jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

Nah. Too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific

location

East Yorkshire area

East Yorkshire!!! Stick to the South. We know where it's at "

In the East

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've just had one and there was no back chat.

Vibrator?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific

location

East Yorkshire area

East Yorkshire!!! Stick to the South. We know where it's at

In the East

Fine! I'll move

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I do but I’m back to playing a zombie this afternoon. The drummer in the band is rather lush though. If I have to pretend to maul him again today he might get more than he bargained for

Jealous

I did invite you to join us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do but I’m back to playing a zombie this afternoon. The drummer in the band is rather lush though. If I have to pretend to maul him again today he might get more than he bargained for

Jealous

I did invite you to join us

This is true. But I don't want the competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I could take one for the team. But you will have to travel jump through hoops and can you balance a football on your nose?

Only then will you get the seal of approval

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific

location

East Yorkshire area

East Yorkshire!!! Stick to the South. We know where it's at

In the East

Fine! I'll move

Near Pocklington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific

location

East Yorkshire area

East Yorkshire!!! Stick to the South. We know where it's at

In the East

Fine! I'll move

Near Pocklington

Mmf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose I could take one for the team. But you will have to travel jump through hoops and can you balance a football on your nose?

Only then will you get the seal of approval

Oink oink

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I will as long as you do all the work, you know, the opposite to the usual regime. I'm feeling fragile.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

A bit hot & sweaty already - been mowing the lawn

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific

location

East Yorkshire area

East Yorkshire!!! Stick to the South. We know where it's at

In the East

Fine! I'll move

Near Pocklington

Mmf?

Why not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific

location

East Yorkshire area

East Yorkshire!!! Stick to the South. We know where it's at

In the East

Fine! I'll move

Near Pocklington

Count me in

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I will as long as you do all the work, you know, the opposite to the usual regime. I'm feeling fragile. "

Is he a lazy bugger peach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With whom

Who ever you wish

I best go find him then

Start in conisbrough. Sure you'll find someone there

Inbox me for a more specific

location

East Yorkshire area

East Yorkshire!!! Stick to the South. We know where it's at

In the East

Fine! I'll move

Near Pocklington

Mmf?

Why not lol

U do realise forum posts are legally binding

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Thread review;

It's clear from an in depth appraisal of this thread, no fucks were given.

The OP is praised for his efforts and dedication, however it seems to have been in vain.

May this thread Rest in Peace.

God bless it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I will as long as you do all the work, you know, the opposite to the usual regime. I'm feeling fragile.

Is he a lazy bugger peach?"

Nah he's a good un really. I just don't want him getting a big head, it's already a walking Tefal advert.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I will as long as you do all the work, you know, the opposite to the usual regime. I'm feeling fragile.

Is he a lazy bugger peach?

Nah he's a good un really. I just don't want him getting a big head, it's already a walking Tefal advert."

I'm lazy so if he is it just wouldn't be a great match for either of us.

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